en Vogue (607 hits)
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Submitted by retrospect (View user info) at 2006-09-26 12:49:00 EDT
I'm going to be honest with you. If when you're home alone, you don't occasionally put on some 80's Madonna and dance around your house/apartment, there is something seriously wrong with you.
People take themselves far too seriously. In my expert opinion, unless you are in some big time, hotshot job like night manager at Taco Bell, you should be spending 80% of your time with a smile on your face.
If I'm not working, I'm with friends that make me laugh or I'm making my friends laugh, or I'm crying my eyes out watching the Notebook. Either way, it's a goodtime.
The best comedy television show ever was Arrested Development. It got cancelled after the third season got reduced to 13 episodes. I HATE the fact that bullshit like Singing with the Stars will go 15 seasons while the smartest, funniest half hour on TV gets cancelled because Fox couldn't figure out a way to dumb it down so the American public would find it appealing. COME ON!
Always Sunny in Philadelphia is pretty great, too. So is the Office.
A couple friends and I were talking about sex and when I seemed a little desperate, they asked how long it's been since I was in the sack.
"Sunday," I said matter-of-factly, "yup, Sunday will be a year."
It hasn't really been a year but it feels like it.
A gallery near my apartment that sells all sorts of art is selling some of my photos. They're all going for between $10 and $25.
I know that's not a lot of money so I haven't quit my day job or anything but it feels amazing to walk by and see something I made in the window.
I've been really hung up on creating as much stuff as I can. I've been painting and taking crazy pictures and even writing a bunch of stuff. It's either because I really like making stuff or I'm afraid of dying. I wonder which it is.
My advice to you: buy Arrested Development on DVD. Make your friends smile and have a smile yourself. Create shit. Who cares if its good or not? Close the shades, bump "get into the groove" and strike a pose. vogue vogue vogue
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-09-26 19:43:22 EDT (#)
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i like the english version. Extras too.
i am loving the fact that there are some AD fans! we're the ones who should've had the Neilson Rating boxes!
"there are literally dozens of us" <-- tobias
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-09-26 19:38:23 EDT (#)
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I would enjoy the American office a lot more if i hadnt split my laugh bone laughing to the English version. Still, it goes alright.
Arrested development. What can i say, its fuckin awesome.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-09-26 19:19:13 EDT (#)
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thanks DR. its not a stuffy gallery either. its a cool place where they have paintings from 10 bucks to thousands of bucks, and they sell rare vintage playboys and sculptures and shit. its not like my pics are being displayed in all their glory or anything, they're just in a bin called "starving artists". i went there looking for some cool frames and i showed the dude a picture and he liked it and said i could sell them in the bin.
lisa, its true about the laugh track. if you like edgy comedy watch Always Sunny in Philadelphia. i love you.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-09-26 19:06:04 EDT (#)
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Awesome. I was just thinking about how some of my favorite comedy shows (Arrested Development, Family Guy) have been cancelled at one point. And I can't believe how many times I've read or heard that The Office isn't funny. Yes, it is; it's fucking hilarious.
Morons need a laugh track to tell them when a joke is funny.
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-09-26 19:03:48 EDT (#)
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+2 my friend for being a photographer AND for getting a gallery to sell your artwork.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-09-26 18:39:03 EDT (#)
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inion check your mail.
i think this post represents the best camwhore i have ever done. and its sad it only has 200 something hits. look at the colors. the TEXTURE. the...FIRE. no im kidding, but seriously GREAT texture.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-09-26 15:13:19 EDT (#)
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nice eyes
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-26 14:32:58 EDT (#)
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I WANT MY FREE SAMPLES!!!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-26 14:21:37 EDT (#)
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you and otron have the same lower half of a face. he's just pastier.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-09-26 14:18:25 EDT (#)
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A perfect two on 17 reviews? For this? Uber has completely disappeared up its own arsehole, it seems.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-09-26 14:15:54 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Cinderblock (user info) at 2006-09-26 14:14:58 EDT (#)
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Now THAT is a chin.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-09-26 14:10:52 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-09-26 13:53:20 EDT (#)
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i have all the eps on dvd/laptop. i love bit torrent and best buy.
Michael: We've got bigger problems. G.O.B. is locked in a prison in Iraq.
Buster: What?
George Michael: So he's actually in an Iraqi prison?
Michael: No, no, it's U.S.-run. God knows what they're doing to him.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-09-26 13:41:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-09-26 12:55:13 (#)
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thanks scourge, i've missed you. inion, come over.
and indo, i LOVE sunny, but arrested blows it away. bottom line. but i respect your opinion since you know both, you are obviously awesome.
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they are replaying arrested on G4 every night if you get that channel. God I love my DVR.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-09-26 13:23:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-09-26 13:03:44 (#)
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Post art on APW. I'd like to see it.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-26 13:13:36 EDT (#)
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<3
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-26 13:13:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-09-26 12:57:42 (#)
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ill email some pics after lunch inion.
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yay!
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-09-26 13:03:44 EDT (#)
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Cool post. Post art on APW. I'd like to see it.
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-26 13:03:11 EDT (#)
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OMG HEPATITIS!!!!!
Here is your very first +2 from me dude, for a post that doesn't read as though you smashed your forehead into the keyboard, for shaving your head (I have recently too) and for the many, many far more retarded people who have arrived since you.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-09-26 13:00:22 EDT (#)
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its okay, all i have to do is sell a hundred photos or so and you're here
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-26 12:58:01 EDT (#)
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but i don't have the money :( i'm still waiting on one job call back and looking around for others and going to school now and stuff.
why do you make it so hard for me to love you?
*cries bitter tears*
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-09-26 12:57:42 EDT (#)
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ill email some pics after lunch inion.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-09-26 12:55:56 EDT (#)
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"Always Sunny in Philadelphia is pretty great, too. So is the Office."
Fucking A.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-09-26 12:55:13 EDT (#)
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thanks scourge, i've missed you. inion, come over.
and indo, i LOVE sunny, but arrested blows it away. bottom line. but i respect your opinion since you know both, you are obviously awesome.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-26 12:54:30 EDT (#)
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like i really do. website? can i see? please? email it to me? chibiusaoni.at.yahoo.com
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-09-26 12:52:43 EDT (#)
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you haven't been around much lately, chico
congrats on selling your photo work
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-26 12:51:53 EDT (#)
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ok wait what is this a joke?
you do art?
I WANNA SEE!!!
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-09-26 12:51:33 EDT (#)
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"Always sunny" takes "arrested developements" lunch money.