Eagles Win! Little Nitty is Born! Camwhore of BOTH! (870 hits)
Category: SportsRating: 1.63 on 43 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by nitty (View user info) at 2006-09-26 14:22:30 EDT
Philadelphia: 38
San Franhomo: 24
Hmmm...Frank Gore, the fantasy superbaby running back for the Niners is held to 52 yards and didn't cross the sacred line. Throw in a fumble, and you've got the Eagles defense WITHOUT Kearse to thank for that one.
Jgreenings picks are laughable, by the way. Shlongy and I will be starting up our own tout service. $19.95 per pick with ladies of Uber available to pay in trade. Select ladies. Not all of you. Sorry.
I know he made money cause that fucker always makes money on the NFL.
I know I made money, cause I'm collecting it at 4:00 today.
Fuck me for not having stones enough to throw more than $50 on Plummer and the Broncs. I knew that was a solid play, but tough to bet against Brady's boys.
On a side note, Brady needs to kick the Pats' front office in the nuts for trading away every decent receiver he has. Deion Branch would have made that team click this year, and I know Seattle is thrilled to have him.
There may even be a guest pick or 2 made from the all-time superstar handicapper Fogg himself. The only thing he hits harder than winners are golf balls and bottles of bourbon.
And as of 12:09 Friday morning, the nitty you all know and hate is gone. Daddy nitty is here. He's a splendid little man, and he's already being raised right - as the picture shows.
User Reviews
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-24 22:54:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-11-24 22:01:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
Sweet jeebus fuck. That is undoubtedly one of the ugliest, alien looking babies I have ever seem. I hooe you are walking around with it in your arms and drop it. In front of a speeding bus.
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Steak, I know your parents, and we shall have a talk. It's not too late for them to kill
you, you brainless asshole. :-/
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2006-11-24 22:39:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Go Birds!
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-11-24 22:01:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sweet jeebus fuck. That is undoubtedly one of the ugliest, alien looking babies I have ever seem. I hooe you are walking around with it in your arms and drop it. In front of a speeding bus.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-11-24 21:28:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Babies!!!! Yay!
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-11-24 20:42:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-10-13 14:09:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hot
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2006-09-27 19:52:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice work....just raise that "ittybittynitty" up right.
Congrats!!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-09-27 00:07:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congratulations - he's adorable!
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-09-26 22:46:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2006-09-26 20:43:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
he is lovely
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-09-26 19:46:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I thought we were going to get a photo of your woman giving birth. I was all greased up and everything.
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2006-09-26 19:10:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Eagles.
My first football jersey was for my tenth birthday. Eagles. Harmon. The rest is history.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-26 18:51:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
5-1 NFL the last two weeks, and if I had any balls - well, BIGGER balls, I would have played NO last night, too, as I did pick them outright in two season long pools I'm in.
On a side note, do you ever check your fucking voice mail, dad?
PS. Gimme some of your college winners and I'll be busting a nut.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-09-26 18:36:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I still want one.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-09-26 18:35:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cute
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-09-26 18:28:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Listen up, sonny Jim: I ate a baby! Oh, aye, Baby: the other, other white meat. Baby: it's what's for dinner.
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2006-09-26 18:06:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mazel tov
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-26 16:38:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Could be worse, lei.
Could want him in Raiders colors.
*shudder*
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-09-26 16:34:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh and one more thing
if my husband gets his way my daughter will be wearing a little green bay packers outfit
and all the other babies will be laughing at her because they are so bad :(
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-09-26 16:32:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ohhhhh now I get it, I read your old posts. Congrats!!!
How big did he end up being??
I'm expecting one in december :) of the female variety, and not fat thus far though.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-09-26 16:29:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wait didn't you just get married??!!!?
anyway awwww he is cute. i didn't read the sports stuff though.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-26 16:14:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He looks very displeased...
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-09-26 15:42:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-09-26 15:25:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
TJ is fucking great. And the #2 receiver still...
But you spelled his name right. I have newfound respect for you, Pent.
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If there's one thing I know, Hadley, it's sports.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-09-26 15:40:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats!
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-09-26 14:59:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
Fastest pregnancy ever....
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-09-26 15:32:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
congrats!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-09-26 15:25:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
TJ is fucking great. And the #2 receiver still...
But you spelled his name right. I have newfound respect for you, Pent.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-09-26 15:12:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-09-26 14:59:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
Fastest pregnancy ever....
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-09-26 14:25:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
GO STEELERS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Car. Son. Wins.
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I used to hate the Colts about all else. Now it looks like the Bengals are my new most hated team.
TJ Houshmandzadeh is a flaming asshole.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-09-26 14:59:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fastest pregnancy ever....
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-09-26 14:25:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
GO STEELERS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Car. Son. Wins.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-09-26 14:52:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats on becoming a dad!
I wish the Bears had a tougher schedule. They have a good team assembled, but they won't learn enough or get enough experience to go past the play offs when they play teams like Green Bay and Detroit twice.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2006-09-26 14:50:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the cute baby. Congratulations.
+200 for E-A-G-L-E-S, EAGLES!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-26 14:50:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Baby: It's What's For Dinner.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-26 14:41:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm giving you a +2 for the baby, and a nudge to my reply.
The thing is a work in progress, and it's only 3 weeks in.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-26 14:40:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-09-26 14:25:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
GO STEELERS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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AHAHA, they're done for the season.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-26 14:39:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-26 14:20:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
E-A-G-L-E-S
I hate football but they're still our boys.
Oh yeah, and cute baby.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-09-26 14:38:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything else you've done about your baby was fucking gay, but this right here puts you and him on a pedastal higher than god. Way to fucking go!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-26 14:37:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
has he got a little english in him?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-26 14:34:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
so none of that growing family crap right? happy baby.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-09-26 14:31:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Of course I don't. He's adorable Nitts. Just like his daddy. ;P
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-09-26 14:30:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You so don't hate me. Liar.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-09-26 14:27:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit. I didn't know this until I just read that last post of yours. I hate you.
But congrats.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-09-26 14:25:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GO STEELERS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Cute kid.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-09-26 14:25:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Of course.
Doesn't he look like me?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-09-26 14:23:30 EDT (#)
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Is that really your kid?