Behind The Uber: Secret Stuff Bart Doesn't Want You To See (2381 hits)
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Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2006-09-26 16:02:24 EDT
Dear Ubersite,
I'm sorry I almost destroyed UberMadness IV with my hacking skills. Certain people, you know who you are, keep your mouths shut. I emailed Bart at uberuser.at.cilfone.com about the exploit, and he's taken care of it.
Now I've decided to use my hacking skills for good. Uber, no longer shall you be curious about the inner workings of Ubersite! Here are about fifty secret pages hidden deep in the murky depths of Uber's cgi-bin and hidden directories. I'm not sure if some of these work with Internet Explorer, as I use Firefox. So if it doesn't work, NO SOUP FOR YOU.
Oh, and Bart... if this is an UNCOOL BANNING OFFENSE, please don't ban me. Just delete it. I'll learn my lesson.
Now, onward to the secret pages!
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/stats.cgi - Shows the traffic statistics of the site, such as total verified users, total number of reviews, posts and reviews today, etc.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/users.cgi?sort=hits&days=ALL - The entire directory of users on Uber, which you can sort by hits, number of posts, average rating, reviews, most reviewed, and sign-up date.
http://ubersite.com/cgi-bin/moreinfo.cgi?uber=Maltese - Shows how you've rated different users and how they've rated you. If you want to see your stats or someone else's, just replace my username in the URL with the username you want.
http://ubersite.com/ubersite.rss - RSS code for the front page.
http://ubersite.com/ubermap.gif - Map showing where Uberers live (this is what the data you enter in your profile is for).
http://ubersite.com/color/ - Color generator made in 1999 by Bart as a possible alternative to HTML code.
http://ubersite.com/emot.html - Random emoticons that Bart considered to use for a rating system, circa September 1999 (notice how it goes from 1.0 to 5.0).
http://goatse.ubersite.com/ - Uber's 404 page.
http://www.ubersite.com/l/ - List of various labels.
http://ubersite.com/images/cats/dirtyhumor.gif.bk - Unused Dirty Humor icon
http://ubersite.com/images/cats/general.gif.bk - Unused General icon
http://ubersite.com/images/cats/humor.gif.bk - Unused Humor icon
http://ubersite.com/images/cats/movies.gif.bk - Unused Movies icon
http://ubersite.com/images/cats/news.gif.bk - Unused News icon
http://www.ubersite.com/robots.txt - A list of posts that Bart hates so much that he removed them from being searchable on Google.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/friend.cgi - Unfinished Ubersite e-mail system.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?tt=1 - Posts sorted by "Most Loved", possibly an unfinished attempt to sort posts by rating like Best Ever.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?tt=2 - All official Ubersite Movie Reviews.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?tt=6 - Possibly an attempt to create a program to bring someone to a random post, akin to Pulsehead.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?tt=7 - The Most Recently Viewed posts box, frozen since 2004
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?tt=8 - Early attempt at creating an MVA list.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get_attach.cgi/ - Prevents people from accessing files submitted through e-mail submissions.
http://www.ubersite.com/style.css - I'm not sure what it does, as I'm retarded at HTML, but I think it has something to do with aligning text or something.
http://stuff.ubersite.com/ - Prevents users from accessing the image directory.
http://www.ubersite.com/info_popup.js - Uber's pop-up info.
http://www.ubersite.com/test/ - An attempt to test Ubersite's CSS.
http://ubersite.com/cgi-bin/code.cgi - Page about "Ubercode".
http://adam.ubersite.com/mrtg/ - Lazy page detailing Ubersite's traffic.
http://ubersite.com/cgi-bin/test.cgi - Bart's testing of the CGI system, circa mid-November 1999.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_review.cgi?message=1057030797535621011 - What I got when I used my awesome copy-and-paste skills to attempt to review Rizzo's Neverending Thread.
http://www.ubersite.com/styles/classic.css - "Classic" CSS style.
http://ubersite.com/styles/usa.css - "USA" CSS style.
http://ubersite.com/styles/usa.css.bk - Alternate "USA" style used before September 2005.
http://ubersite.com/print.css - CSS code for a printable page.
http://ubersite.com/styles/fluffy.css - "Fluffy" CSS code, retired in April 2004
http://ubersite.com/styles/black.css - "Black" CSS code, also retired in April 2004
http://ubersite.com/images/photo.jpg - Hidden photo.
http://ubersite.com/icons/icon.sheet.png - Sheet of icons used to archive directories.
http://ubersite.com/icons/README - Readme text that came with installation of the directory archives.
http://ubersite.com/icons/small/ - Directory of additional icons, installed August 2006.
http://ubersite.com/icons/small/README.txt - Readme text that came with the additional icons.
http://adam.ubersite.com/apache2-default/ - Webpage created after installation of Apache server.
BONUS! A list of pages that are in plain view, but in most likelihood you've never cared to view!
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?sr=1 - Gallery of all automated submissions.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/calendar.cgi - UberCalendar.
There are also some B@W secret pages as well.
http://boredatwork.com/discuss.html was an attempted feature so people could chat to each other via a Javascript chatrrom. I don't know if it ever came to fruition, but it seems to have been taken down some time in late 2002. Looking at it now displays "404 Object not Found!" in three different scrolling windows. However, an archived version exists, available here: http://web.archive.org/web/20020603234050/http://boredatwork.com/discuss.html
http://boredatwork.com/robots.txt - Perhaps Bart has got the Alzheimer's...
http://boredatwork.com/newuser_why.html - A humorous page describing what each bar in a registration form does.
http://web.archive.org/web/20040401162531/http://boredatwork.com/search_logs.cgi - A list of terms entered into Google by which people have found B@W (archived from 2004).
http://boredatwork.com/users/ - Prevents you from accessing B@W's user database. Dammit, Bart!
http://media.boredatwork.com - An archive of films made by JMG114.
http://www.boredatwork.com/superbowl/ - Page written by Bart explaining that the Super Bowl is Nazi propaganda. I'm not sure if this was ever posted, so forgive me if you've seen this before.
Lemme give you a little bit of backstory about these following links... WAAAAY back in B@W history in 1998, when only five links or so were on the page, you could sign up for a user account on B@W and make your own webpages. Bart ended this and focused the site on being the colossal linkdump it is today.
Here are webpages I have managed to locate:
http://www.boredatwork.com/users/phil/
http://www.boredatwork.com/users/funnyman/
http://www.boredatwork.com/users/funnyman/fat.html
http://www.boredatwork.com/users/universer/
Also, I've used the above-mentioned exploit to find the title of the infamous post 2000. Its title is "The script is talking to you man, the script is talking to you". It received two reviews (average of 0.00) before its deletion. The author's name was Cleo Claighton or something along the lines of that.
That is all.
User Reviews
Submitted by Xlaxstrikesback (user info) at 2006-09-29 00:43:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool. Secret pages are the shit
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-09-27 23:31:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-09-27 12:29:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
blimey this is brilliant. and I am very sad.
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2006-09-27 12:10:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Thank you for these pages.
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2006-09-27 11:26:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
14!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i knew that
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-09-27 10:34:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well all this did was highlight the fact that although I rate you highly - you pretty much never rate me at all.
For THAt you can have a -2, with love.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-26 23:19:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Maybe you could give whysenheimer some tips so he'll stop thinking horse87 is my alter.
Submitted by charminglybeef (user info) at 2006-09-26 19:00:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/23284
That's funny.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-26 18:57:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-26 17:44:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
Just a question, can you do anything original?
You've posted this before, at least twice.
I've posted this before.
Method, Kaelic, Apollo88 and a hell of a lot of others have posted this before either of us were in High School.
You contribute nothing to this site except what people already know; people can get away with that, but yours isn't even interesting. Look at Uberhistory by PFF or any of Spiral_Abraxis' MVA posts, at least they add a bit of commentary. You just dump a bunch of links on us and expect us to bow to you in awe of your supreme "hacking" abilities.
Give up. You're an embarassment to 16-year-olds everywhere, and you have nothing worthwhile to give to this site. Uber is about entertainment; your posts are not. """
no I haven't.
I AM A TALENTED AND SENSITIVE ARTIST I DON'T GO IN FOR THIS STUFF.
Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-09-26 18:56:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy, you're actually slipping. But this is a natural process.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-26 18:49:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I couldn't "hack" my way into a brand new CD case without breaking it...and this dork can figure out all this stuff?
You really need to get out of the house more, dipshitski.
On a side note, Shlongy is STILL #1 in reviews.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-26 18:31:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-09-26 16:46:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
anybody watch Heroes last night?
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I was in and out. Exceeded my expecations, but I have to say that new James Woods show is a lot better.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-09-26 18:20:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There's nothing even remotely juicy here.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-09-26 18:07:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Half of these links have been posted before, but the other half were cool enough.
I should find out where you geeky fuckers learn to do this stuff, so I can stop the kids at the school defacing the intranet homepage to look like the network manager fucking a chocolate eclair.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-26 17:59:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for effort
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-09-26 17:51:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You might have exceeded The Ax Man's nerdiness.
ps
Severe lack of cock makes me wonder your devotion to this site...
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-26 17:44:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just a question, can you do anything original?
You've posted this before, at least twice.
I've posted this before.
Method, Kaelic, Apollo88 and a hell of a lot of others have posted this before either of us were in High School.
You contribute nothing to this site except what people already know; people can get away with that, but yours isn't even interesting. Look at Uberhistory by PFF or any of Spiral_Abraxis' MVA posts, at least they add a bit of commentary. You just dump a bunch of links on us and expect us to bow to you in awe of your supreme "hacking" abilities.
Give up. You're an embarassment to 16-year-olds everywhere, and you have nothing worthwhile to give to this site. Uber is about entertainment; your posts are not.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-09-26 17:35:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
interesting enough.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-09-26 17:35:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty neat.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-09-26 17:20:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-26 16:45:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-26 16:38:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-26 16:05:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
Isn't this like the eightieth time you've done this fucking post?
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SERIOUSLY SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID ASSHOLE NO ONE CARES NO ONE _EVER_ WILL CARE
I'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF YOU BEFORE AND I HAVE NO INTEREST IN MAKING YOUR ACQUAINTANCE STFU x INFINITY
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bahahahahahahaha
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-09-26 17:15:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the +2s fall like rain when scourge is around
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-09-26 17:04:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you're so smart malty.
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-09-26 16:55:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You suck
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-09-26 16:46:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
anybody watch Heroes last night?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-26 16:45:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-26 16:38:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-26 16:05:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
Isn't this like the eightieth time you've done this fucking post?
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SERIOUSLY SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID ASSHOLE NO ONE CARES NO ONE _EVER_ WILL CARE
I'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF YOU BEFORE AND I HAVE NO INTEREST IN MAKING YOUR ACQUAINTANCE STFU x INFINITY
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-09-26 16:40:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This must have taken more time than it's worth.....
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-26 16:38:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-26 16:05:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
Isn't this like the eightieth time you've done this fucking post?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-26 16:38:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
1) You've done this before.
2) OTHERS have done this before.
3) For some reason UnderOathMeal as Cinderblock is back, and for some reason said something so with a blinding deploration for him I hit -2.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-09-26 16:37:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-26 16:19:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
also if bart was arsed about us seeing it he would have hidden it.
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True.
Still, if it were me, I ban your fucking ass just because.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-09-26 16:36:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that wasnt very nice ubetidid
Submitted by Cinderblock (user info) at 2006-09-26 16:33:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 effort.
... and if you folks believe Maltese here is actually 16 years old you're dead wrong.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-09-26 16:24:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't imagine what might be
more boring than actually sitting down
and looking at all that stupid shit.
you must have no life away from a
computer.
you pathetic loser.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-26 16:23:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-26 16:13:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
haven't you done this before?
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Yes, but with only 10 pages. This one is significantly updated, with a whopping fifty pages.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-09-26 16:23:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're funny.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-26 16:19:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
also if bart was arsed about us seeing it he would have hidden it.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-26 16:13:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haven't you done this before?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-26 16:11:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahhahahha. i'm gonna give you a +2 because according to how you rate other users you love me which means you have issues.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-09-26 16:09:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
axoltl is better than you
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-26 16:05:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Isn't this like the eightieth time you've done this fucking post?