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A Day in the Life (357 hits)

Category: General

Rating: 1.66 on 5 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Slash (View user info) at 2006-09-26 16:49:51 EDT


Sunlight through blinds; Single duvet cover sky-blue and red, matching pillowcase Three extra soft

Scotties paper hankies white Portable Snooze radio Soft rock awakening, barefoot on linoleum Cheap

instant coffee one spoon suger decaffeinated Bowl Kellogg's Just Right Cereal two percent Vital milk

Red grapefruit Toronto Star another homocide, yesterday's mail Postcard from Europe 'Wish you were

here' Lather, Rinse, Repeat foggy mirrors Frank Sinatra 'why do our voices sound better in the

shower?' Anti-perspirant Old Spice fresh scent New denim striped shirt Fresh breath Spectacles,

Wallet, and Watch lock the door 'Get on the GO' Mimico to Union Bakery fresh muffin and juice Rainy

walk London Fog over my head Through the doors up the elevator 'You've got Mail' Stapler's missing;

tedious morning Sicilian Pizza 12:30 Tomato Oregano Virgin olive oil dreary afternoon five o'clock

finally here, out the door rain subsided Union Station Lakeshore West on the train back at home,

Turn on TV "Global news at 6 with Leslie Roberts' Another homocide Dinner in the oven Mediterannean

Chicken Presidents Choice Uncle Ben's one minute rice Blueberry Yogourt 'Virtually Fat Free' 1

William Pear, Stephen King where's my book? Chapter twelve eyelids heavy...

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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-09-26 18:05:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

well, im just going to hang out and watch Heroes on NBC tonight. you can come by if you want.

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-09-26 17:31:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

mmm... Beatles...

Submitted by Slash (user info) at 2006-09-26 17:08:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I have no life.

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-09-26 16:53:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yeah, actually, my days are like that too.


"thats my stapler"

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-09-26 16:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i have no idea whats going on right now


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