This Too Shall Pass (455 hits)
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Submitted by Kramer (View user info) at 2006-09-27 07:23:21 EDT
This too shall pass, well... D-Prime madness hey? I was thinking about writing an interesting story, maybe something funny but, that was unfornately none-to-be. I tried and tried for many days trying to think of something good to write but I couldn't think of anything, nothing. I was panicking, I had nothing written, hell, I didn't even have an idea of something to write until I finally realised the deadline for this round was fast approaching, fuck, I think I might of even missed the deadline.
Maybe I should include a nice story just so people don't realise if this wasn't DPMIII it would be considered hit-whoring, but fuck it, it is hit-whoring, it's hit-whoring DPMIII style.
Today I was walking through my local super market doing my usuall grocery shopping when I saw a familiar face working behind the counter, it was a guy I went to high school with, he was in my Drama and Maths classes, he was as annoying as a mother fucker and when he laughed he looked like a retard, you know how when a tard laughs and they have that goofy smile and the fat on their face kinda all squishes together, well that's the way he was, he was also the inspiration for one of my greatest sayings, "as funny as a fat retard falling off a bike", he inspired it because he rode a bike to school and one day he was listening to a walkman(primitive, I know) and he was trying to fast forward his tape and stopped paying attention to the road and hit a branch laying along the road, I thought it was funny, he was fat, it was funny, he fell off a bike, that was funny as hell and I'm damn sure he was a retard, well he looked like one. It's also funny 'cause he was a checkout chick, what a fag.
So anyways, I'm hoping that this post is good enough for D-Prime Madness, I'm hoping that this too shall pass.
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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-10-04 23:08:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Kinda clever... can't +2 though.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-09-28 11:49:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude...you are so going to beat me with a story about not wanting to write a story !
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2006-09-27 18:45:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Retards are people too.
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-09-27 15:10:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
good enough for me.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-09-27 09:00:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ha ha
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-09-27 08:48:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pretty good
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-09-27 07:42:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It's actually better than most of it.
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-27 07:27:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post is good enough.