Born again Uberian + dog camwhore (1291 hits)
Category: Politics -> IraqRating: -0.34 on 63 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Gingerly (View user info) at 2006-09-27 09:24:25 EDT
I do promise to be a bit more accepting of all of you.
I do also promise not to whine (as much).
I do promise to take Jeanneee out on a date (eventually).
Yes folks, OathMeal served us well as a moniker representing the induction of quite a contentious, self-centered and brash individual but, as I hope is the same with most of you, I grow from my experiences.
Here ushering in permanence, I'd like to introduce you to Gingerly. Note the latent self-deprecation there.
Sidebar - I would like to continue my burning rivalry with the following:
JonnyX
Inion
Jgreening
TheCrystalShip
Antioxident
The_Mighty_Badger
Rad1101
(V)
... and would like to offer a toke on my multi-chambered peace pipe to:
Kaelic
Snark (for ditching UMIV)
CaptainThorns (for ditching SOH)
Julie
BAMF
A quick tally will show that I'm retaining more enemies than not.
Gotta keep stirring the pot, man.
And now, my dog Loki is here to share in my rebirth -
User Reviews
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-07-15 12:45:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
who are you again?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-15 11:39:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are without question, one of the biggest losers on the planet.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-15 09:42:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-15 08:04:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sit ubu sit, good dog
___________
Woof!!
(I remember that)
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-15 08:04:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sit ubu sit, good dog
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-09-28 13:50:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow.
That argument has been used - and subsequently shut down - by oh I don't even know how many other people before you. Ya see, and forgive me if I'm wrong (which I'm not) but I'm pretty sure, wait no make that TOTALLY sure, that that's what this site is all about... posting and reviewing stuff, whether you like/care about the person/content you're reviewing or not... Hence the negative rating options. Dipshit.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-09-28 05:42:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well this is all well and good but what's with that uberboard thing?
I'm sorry I just needed to know and I thought you'd at least have an opinion.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-09-28 04:53:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So, you have 4 alters now, Bret.
You are possibly the biggest, no-life loser on this site.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-09-27 22:34:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I miss georgemichael.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-09-27 21:57:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I care.
Welcome back, jackass.
Submitted by Gingerly (user info) at 2006-09-27 21:56:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Blitzkreig - I opted for honesty.
This wouldn't be the first time being honest has bit me in the ass.
whaddyagonnado
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-09-27 21:47:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Should've never outed yourself, and started untainted.
Submitted by Gingerly (user info) at 2006-09-27 21:46:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ashlee, if you didn't care as much as you claim not to, why on *earth* would you have spent the time in reviewing this?
By the way ... you smell terrible.
And you're ugly.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-09-27 19:53:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I've been using this site since 2003. I've made a ton of posts, even met people from here in real life, I've had my best and worst moments in life spread across these pages... I am good friends with (and loathed by) many, many people here. I haven't made a post in over a year and just recently in said year started even reviewing again.
You'll note that my user info doesn't include a "Hey Uber, I'm back!" post.
Know why?
Because nobody cares. Not a single person here gives one tiny little rat's ass.
Guess how much they care about YOU?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-09-27 19:47:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you, you fucking fuck.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-27 19:38:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
just post more stuff like this
http://www.ubersite.com/m/92401
and you'll do just fine
Submitted by Gingerly (user info) at 2006-09-27 18:54:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This was fun. I'm so loved ...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-27 17:42:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Emily is much too good for you.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-09-27 16:45:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh fuck this.
And fuck you.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-09-27 16:33:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
toke this, fagboy
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-09-27 15:47:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Aw, what the fuck?!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-09-27 15:11:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what rivalry?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-09-27 14:50:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-27 11:30:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
You know what that is it.
I would like everyone to know that Oathmeal has just gotten himself into an elite group!
That's right, until now the only person I used the saved, time tested insult on was that douche bag scourgeoftheseas, but I feel I have no choice but to attack this prick with my favorite of all insults.
*deep breath*
Oathmeal, I hope some day you are walking down the street and you see a puddle of AIDS on the ground and you go "Oh noes! AIDS!" but it's too late and you step in the AIDS and the AIDS makes you slip and fall and you fall into the AIDS and crack your head open and the AIDS goes into your head and you get AIDS.
See what you made me do?
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leave me out of your gay fantasies, chico
you can't go a week without using my name.
just ask me out already and get the rejection over with. you'll feel better
Submitted by Gingerly (user info) at 2006-09-27 14:23:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Pshhh I'd pwn a tsetse fly any day. Bring it.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-27 14:19:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Gingerly (user info) at 2006-09-27 09:32:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
Method, if you were 1/3 the man I am I might consider responding in like kind here.
Instead, I'll grant you the same level of respect deserving of a tse tse fly on my nutsack. ""
the tsetse fly is one of the most feared insects in Africa.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-09-27 14:02:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Gingerly (user info) at 2006-09-27 13:30:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-09-27 13:21:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
Well Gingerly, we've always needed a gay idiot here at Uber. Your resume is very impressive and you are very persistent. Your sucking skills are impeckable and you have a nack for being annoying. I will consider this post your application and would like to extend my hand and offer you the job eventhough you are obviously overqualified.
When can you start?
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Impeckable?
Nack?
Go back to grade school, kiddo.
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You got the job, you don't have to impress me with your stupidity anymore. Just keep it at your normal level.
Submitted by Gingerly (user info) at 2006-09-27 13:30:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-09-27 13:21:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
Well Gingerly, we've always needed a gay idiot here at Uber. Your resume is very impressive and you are very persistent. Your sucking skills are impeckable and you have a nack for being annoying. I will consider this post your application and would like to extend my hand and offer you the job eventhough you are obviously overqualified.
When can you start?
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Impeckable?
Nack?
Go back to grade school, kiddo.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-09-27 13:21:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well Gingerly, we've always needed a gay idiot here at Uber. Your resume is very impressive and you are very persistent. Your sucking skills are impeckable and you have a nack for being annoying. I will consider this post your application and would like to extend my hand and offer you the job eventhough you are obviously overqualified.
When can you start?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-09-27 12:42:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-09-27 12:10:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-09-27 10:19:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
This is possibly the gayest thing on the gay side of gay town, gay county, GAY-S-A.
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It's things like this that make me wish I knew FA in real life. Her comments always amuse me.
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me too
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-27 12:38:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-27 09:33:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU MISS UBER? YOU NEVER LEFT
AM I TAKING THE CRAZY PILLS????
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No, no... that would be me.
And I have no idea what's going on here.
I thought you were using the CinderBlock account?
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-09-27 12:10:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-09-27 10:19:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
This is possibly the gayest thing on the gay side of gay town, gay county, GAY-S-A.
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It's things like this that make me wish I knew FA in real life. Her comments always amuse me.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-09-27 12:06:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Cheers.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-27 11:30:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You know what that is it.
I would like everyone to know that Oathmeal has just gotten himself into an elite group!
That's right, until now the only person I used the saved, time tested insult on was that douche bag scourgeoftheseas, but I feel I have no choice but to attack this prick with my favorite of all insults.
*deep breath*
Oathmeal, I hope some day you are walking down the street and you see a puddle of AIDS on the ground and you go "Oh noes! AIDS!" but it's too late and you step in the AIDS and the AIDS makes you slip and fall and you fall into the AIDS and crack your head open and the AIDS goes into your head and you get AIDS.
See what you made me do?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-09-27 11:18:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I imagine you are wearing a periwinkle (not top 20 color) cardigan with your ring finger two knuckles deep in your anus, smashing 2 sets of testicles into your mouth, and doing it all for the pleasure alone.
And again.
Snaaaaaaaarffffff!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-27 11:15:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You know what?
You are now so pathetic in your attempts for attention that even *I* don't care anymore.
At least folks like WTH gave up after a while.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-09-27 11:10:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Go away already.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-27 11:08:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're setting gayness records here, Chief.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-27 10:55:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-09-27 10:19:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
This is possibly the gayest thing on the gay side of gay town, gay county, GAY-S-A.
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-09-27 10:25:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ask emily out, you pussy.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-09-27 10:25:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
At Jeanneee's request, my comment has been deleted.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-09-27 10:19:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is possibly the gayest thing on the gay side of gay town, gay county, GAY-S-A.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-27 10:15:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you never left.
i don't think jeanneee would ever seriously date someone so whiney. she seems a little too smart to go for a pussy. you can probably get a pity date out of her though.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-09-27 10:10:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Toke accepted.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-09-27 10:01:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well, in that case you have to repost with me on the list .
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-09-27 09:52:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You didn't go anywhere!!
nice dog though
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-09-27 09:51:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
welcome back, I guess.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-09-27 09:46:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 dog
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-09-27 09:42:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
George is right, here, Brett. This is fucking pathetic. I was on the fence with you all along, but now you just toppled to the other side, the much gayer side. As I type this, I imagine you are wearing a periwinkle (not top 20 color) cardigan with your ring finger two knuckles deep in your anus, smashing 2 sets of testicles into your mouth, and doing it all for the pleasure alone.
Fag.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-27 09:41:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Gingerly (user info) at 2006-09-27 09:32:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
Instead, I'll grant you the same level of respect deserving of a tse tse fly on my nutsack.
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Tse tse flies are some of the most dangerous bugs in the world I think.
Having one on your nutsack would be a serious problem.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-27 09:39:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
LOL @ SELF MURDER! IM BUSTING AT THE SEAMS FROM LAUGHTER HERE!!
OH BRET, YOU'RE A RIOT
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-27 09:39:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*gave retrospect a +2.
(it wasn't an Über epiphany, it just changed my life outlook I guess, I really don't remember what it was though. I think it had something to do with my baby sister smiling or something. Anyway.)
Submitted by Gingerly (user info) at 2006-09-27 09:38:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hi TMB! Thanks for stopping by. Now please go commit self-murder.
thankyoupleasepullforward
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-09-27 09:38:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 I made a list!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-27 09:37:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
(V) IS FOR MORON!
OMG YOU GOT ME! LOL!!11!
WATCH OUT INTERNET WORLD, YOU'VE GOT A COMEDIC PIONEER ON YOUR HANDS!
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-27 09:36:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I had an epiphany yesterday. I can't remember what it was but it sure feels good, even now. I even retrospect a +2.
Here is a -2 because you asked so nicely.
Submitted by Gingerly (user info) at 2006-09-27 09:36:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Scourge I considered including you but the decision is yours.
It appears you don't like my attitude so c'est la vie. Fuck you, I guess.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-09-27 09:35:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish I was on the enemies list.
Submitted by Gingerly (user info) at 2006-09-27 09:34:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Method are you *really* going to camp here and forego whatever assinine little Uberproject you're involved in these days?
I'm flattered. Really.
(V) is for Moron.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-27 09:33:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU MISS UBER? YOU NEVER LEFT
AM I TAKING THE CRAZY PILLS????
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-27 09:32:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Cinderblock:
Registered 2006-02-24
UnderOathmeal:
Registered: 2006-07-11
Gingerly
Registered 2006-09-26
I can just imagine how long your relationships with girls last. You are such a fucking sad sack of shit. Just leave, or make a new User ID and STOP TELLING PEOPLE WHO THE FUCK YOU WERE - NO ONE GIVES A FUCK
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-09-27 09:32:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahaha@method
Submitted by Gingerly (user info) at 2006-09-27 09:32:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Method, if you were 1/3 the man I am I might consider responding in like kind here.
Instead, I'll grant you the same level of respect deserving of a tse tse fly on my nutsack.
*flick*
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-27 09:27:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are the most pathetic faggot I have ever had the misfortune of coming across.
Could you please just GO THE FUCK AWAY?
Buy a shotgun, some string, and make good use of your big toe, simpleton
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-09-27 09:27:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Loki looks like a grizzly bear.
Welcome back, even though you never left. Have fun pissing people off.
xoxo