T.O. Attempts to Cause Himself Harm: SUCCESS! (642 hits)
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Submitted by Mountain (View user info) at 2006-09-27 11:02:41 EDT
what a tool...
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-cowboys-tosuicideattempt&prov=ap&type=lgns
oh yeah... and DAMN you sicosemen!
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Submitted by ScarfaceMN (user info) at 2006-09-27 19:58:01 EDT (#)
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I've been looking at the two TO post titles for a few hours on and off. The news came on recently. I finally understand.
*WEEPS*
Poor,poor over-priveledged, over-paid, over-dosed T.O.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-27 16:15:26 EDT (#)
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Nice press conference.
Bill Parcells is a wealth of information. And TO is a moron.
What a bunch of fucking diots.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-09-27 15:22:40 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Gingerly (user info) at 2006-09-27 14:50:36 EDT (#)
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T.O. = overpaid idiot.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-09-27 14:49:20 EDT (#)
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I'll bet me misses playing against the Eagles... because he's him.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-09-27 13:33:49 EDT (#)
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wow... learning a lot about T.O. today.
1. His biological father lived across the street and he didn't know it until 11 or 12 years old.
2. He co-wrote a book and it actually made the New York Times Best Seller list.
3. He has a history of confirmed mental issues and separation anxiety (not a big surprise).
4. He regularly called home to Mommy crying while he was at UT Chatanooga, saying he can't live there.
5. Moody as fuck.
Probably more to come. He'll be addressing the media at his home (like he did holding out on the Eagles) in a couple minutes.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-27 13:23:49 EDT (#)
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It would have been funnier if you could have found a white guy...
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-09-27 13:10:08 EDT (#)
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yeah... I did what I could. It's not great, but we'd be trading two benchers.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-27 12:47:53 EDT (#)
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BTW, you got my league-wide email, didn't you?
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2006-09-27 12:40:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-09-27 11:09:04 (#)
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whispers to PR agent) "Is this getting a lot of media coverage? Yes? Sweeeeeet."
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-27 12:36:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-09-27 12:04:26 (#)
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I feel bad for him.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-09-27 12:04:26 EDT (#)
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I feel bad for him.
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-09-27 12:02:42 EDT (#)
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"What tool", understatement of the year.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-09-27 12:00:57 EDT (#)
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Fuck T.O.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-27 11:46:35 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-27 11:31:15 EDT (#)
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It's possible he might have some sort of complication.
I mean we can only hope.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-27 11:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes, he is.
And I'd be happy to rub HIM out, too, if that would help. He's a piece os shit just like TO.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-09-27 11:13:14 EDT (#)
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Is Drew Rosenhaus still his agent?
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-09-27 11:09:04 EDT (#)
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they say he said ingested 30-35 pills... DAMN YOUR ABNORMALLY HEALTHY AND PHYSICALLY FIT BODY.
*WAAAAAAAAA* "I just had an allergic reation!" *WAAAAAAAAAAAA* "I was groggy when they asked if I tried to hurt myself!" *WAAAAAAAAAAAA*
(whispers to PR agent) "Is this getting a lot of media coverage? Yes? Sweeeeeet."
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-09-27 11:07:57 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-27 11:04:28 EDT (#)
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This arrogant asshole couldn't even do THAT right.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-09-27 11:03:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
okay... so he wasn't successful. :(