APW: Autumn (889 hits)
Category: GraphicsRating: 1.8 on 46 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Sacrilicious (View user info) at 2006-09-27 11:17:19 EDT
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Submitted by webcorona (user info) at 2007-01-09 11:22:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-01-08 15:02:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:34:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Missed this.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:23:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gorgeous. Sometimes I miss living in a place that actually has four seasons.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-23 17:09:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-23 15:10:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
I demand a JonnyX camwhore with the do's and don'ts of winning your heart next.
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Oh Valerie, you've already got it.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-30 18:25:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-30 18:23:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
Merlina and Sacrilicious be my uber-bitches: take you out sometime? QueenAshlee can hang even when i was a mega bitch to her. Jade is my homegirl and Juls rocks the hizzy.
Darko is my late-night pal, rad puts up with my ramblings, Average_Dan makes me giggle like the nerd that I am, TTOM is an even bigger nerd than me (and I think he rules), and GodChicken is the only one who's got me on surveillance (and I'm not scurred).
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-28 09:27:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-09-28 08:50:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
You know sweetheart, it's spring here now.
Birds are chirping, blossoms are blossoming, and hormones are raging.
It's a fun place to be...
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*pines*
*swoons*
*starts saving for plane ticket*
*realizes she hasn't had coffee yet*
*gets coffee*
resumes pining*
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-09-28 08:50:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know sweetheart, it's spring here now.
Birds are chirping, blossoms are blossoming, and hormones are raging.
It's a fun place to be...
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-09-27 23:34:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll let you in on a secret. I hate haikus.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-27 21:39:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Four days of stubble + shaved bits = flushed skin.
Red below, in more ways that one.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-27 18:23:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For a minute I thought this was going to be about my wife, and I was all like "OMIGAWSH U BASTAHD IMO -2 J00 RITE DEN N DERE" but luckily it wasn't, and these are some of the most beautiful paintings I've ever seen.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-09-27 18:15:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dig it. APW kicks ass.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-09-27 16:10:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great stuff
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-09-27 15:54:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Unless it's your beard, of course.
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Hot Damn! Ladies love the womb broom...
...until you call it a womb broom that is. Then they tend to slap you and walk away. Leaving you crying all alone in your drink.
Pardon me...I have to go now.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-27 15:32:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh dear. I can see how that could be misinterpreted. Nothing to fear, darling. Well..maybe you should fear me, but for different reasons. Just stating for the record that neither beard nor mollusk has anything to do with lishy bits.
Unless it's your beard, of course.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-09-27 15:16:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-27 14:26:38 (#)
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Neither bearded nor clam are appropriate descriptive terms for what's on the lishy menu. BE ADVISED.
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I don't know if I'm afraid or turned on.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-09-27 15:10:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gorgeous... especially the sixth one, the leaf. I'd give anything to be able to paint like that.
Submitted by Gingerly (user info) at 2006-09-27 14:46:53 EDT (#)
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... as APW should be.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-27 14:43:04 EDT (#)
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I'll totally butter that.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-09-27 14:36:47 EDT (#)
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Oh then...my apologies.
What I *meant* to say was "hot muffin". :-D
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-27 14:26:38 EDT (#)
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Neither bearded nor clam are appropriate descriptive terms for what's on the lishy menu. BE ADVISED.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-09-27 13:49:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-27 12:25:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sandwiches and beers it is.
Then later, the real sandwich.
And a double-stuffed Oreo for dessert.
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So, bearded clam for dinner tonight?
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-09-27 13:28:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
autumn means it's time for me to flee the country again...
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-27 12:46:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
APW = AUTO +2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-09-27 12:43:32 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-09-27 12:30:11 EDT (#)
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On second thought, Lishy, perhaps I'll make you dinner...just this once.
What do you want on your pizza?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-27 12:25:13 EDT (#)
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Sandwiches and beers it is.
Then later, the real sandwich.
And a double-stuffed Oreo for dessert.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-27 12:22:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, um..
You don't know me very well, do you MyTee?
I fear this approach won't fare well for you. The beer and sammiches are IN the kitchen, as are the knives. All mine.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-09-27 12:16:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey O-tron, this is a lot of work. Why don't we just put her in the kitchen, tell her to make some sammiches, and we'll drink beer on the couch and watch the game?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-27 12:15:07 EDT (#)
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Wow. I feel so..aromatic. A feast for the olfactory sense, if you will.
I hope one of you smells like my perfume. I really like smelling like my perfume.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-27 12:13:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's cool, MyTee.
She'll...um....she'll totally.................uhhh.
Yeah.
Whatever. I'll be asleep when she gets home anyway.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-09-27 12:06:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Autumn is depressing for me.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-09-27 12:06:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
8, 10, and 11
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-09-27 12:06:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's cool O-tron. She'll taste like me.
(Too far?)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-27 12:01:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's cool, MyTee.
Dinner, movies. All good things.
Just know that she'll still smell like me at the end of the night.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-09-27 11:54:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That leaf by "Unknown" is stunning.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-09-27 11:53:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
While I hate to see Summer go, I like Autum. I'm waiting to go home until the prime foilage hits here. Me and a friend of mine drive down together, taking the back roads, a camera, and some pot. It's one of my favorite traditions.
Oh, and O-tron; I'm dating Lishy now. Thanks for understanding.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-27 11:52:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my favorite season.
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-09-27 11:50:53 EDT (#)
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*sigh*
I love Autumn
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-09-27 11:44:41 EDT (#)
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I want the sound of nigger crickets on my perineum.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-27 11:28:35 EDT (#)
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I want the sound of manpole between my feet.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-27 11:25:32 EDT (#)
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I want the sound of feet upon my man pole.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-09-27 11:23:43 EDT (#)
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IM TOO MAGGOT DRUNK TO GIVE A FUCK YOU FAGGOT DRUNK BASTARD
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-09-27 11:22:50 EDT (#)
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I want the sound of bunnies beneath my feet.
What?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-27 11:22:00 EDT (#)
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I want the sound of leaves beneath my feet.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-09-27 11:20:08 EDT (#)
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Precious days!