The truth about the darkness from above (370 hits)
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Submitted by <thedarknessfromabove.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-09-28 00:33:34 EDT
Hi guys,
How are you all?
Thats nice.
So ummm, I guess this is where I confess that I am not, in fact, a 17yr old emo goth chick. Congratulations to the many of you who worked that out a while ago, but special thanks must go to Coley, AJ, LSD who all found me out within the first few weeks but promised to keep silent.
All good alters leave clues for the rest of ubersite to find. I left a few clues throughout my posts, including in my craptastic poetry, where in the majority of poems I wrote, the first letter of each sentence formed 'suck my cock you faggots' or something similar. Not sure who picked up on that first but even when it was pointed out most people were still clueless.
I think people wanted or even needed Shari the wonder goth to exist.
The most obvious clue was in this post - posted months before the alter even appeared -
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88533
So now it must be totally obvious that I am in fact the one and only GEORGEMICHAELS.
Yes, I have returned.
You see Jonny x the fag got me kicked off because I -2'd four of his posts in a row, what a lttle faggot he borrowed my fishing rod and refuses to give it back. And then Bart wouldn't let me back on so after a few months I created this bitch's account and was pleased to see that after just 2 months I had over 40,000 hits, more than double georgemichaels :(
For those of you who enjoy an alters exploits - sorry I could not stay in character, I have a low attention span and it got out of hand.
BUT to set the record straight I must point out that I am NOT AN ALTER OMG ONE ONE ONE.
You see, I don't have a regular account and this is my only one so technically I can't be an alter.
Many people, including the fat one with the gstring, assumed gerogemichales was an alter too but again that was my only account. Before then I was this other guy.
So hopefully I will reappear in a few months under the guise of some other poor defencesless emo teenager that ubersite can carve up with glee.
Thanks for the fun everyone. The funniest part was the reviews and my personal favorite post was the one where I thought I had been accepted into the international poets society, admittedley many people knew this was a ruse but the reviews were 100% LOLZ ONE ONE ONE.
Here I shall leave you with a chronological list of my last few log on's and usernames:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=27718 - Paint it black
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=27131 - paul monroe
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=26074 - georgemichael
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=23902 - Jagmcmanus
SEE? I fucking told you guys I wasn't a sh1tty alter one one one.
Below is something I found on my desktop which was meant to be posted under paul monroe but I must have been banned before i could post it. It doesn;t make any sense to me now, but pictures are pretty.
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Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-11 06:04:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-11 02:37:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shucks, I missed this.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-11 02:11:04 EDT (#)
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fag below
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-10 20:04:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you suck
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-08 05:59:49 EDT (#)
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W00T
go malteasears
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-07 10:44:43 EDT (#)
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