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The truth about the darkness from above (1342 hits)

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Submitted by <thedarknessfromabove.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-09-28 00:33:46 EDT


Hi guys,


How are you all?

Thats nice.

So ummm, I guess this is where I confess that I am not, in fact, a 17yr old emo goth chick. Congratulations to the many of you who worked that out a while ago, but special thanks must go to Coley, AJ, LSD who all found me out within the first few weeks but promised to keep silent.

All good alters leave clues for the rest of ubersite to find. I left a few clues throughout my posts, including in my craptastic poetry, where in the majority of poems I wrote, the first letter of each sentence formed 'suck my cock you faggots' or something similar. Not sure who picked up on that first but even when it was pointed out most people were still clueless.

I think people wanted or even needed Shari the wonder goth to exist.

The most obvious clue was in this post - posted months before the alter even appeared -

http://www.ubersite.com/m/88533

So now it must be totally obvious that I am in fact the one and only GEORGEMICHAELS.

Yes, I have returned.

You see Jonny x the fag got me kicked off because I -2'd four of his posts in a row, what a lttle faggot he borrowed my fishing rod and refuses to give it back. And then Bart wouldn't let me back on so after a few months I created this bitch's account and was pleased to see that after just 2 months I had over 40,000 hits, more than double georgemichaels :(

For those of you who enjoy an alters exploits - sorry I could not stay in character, I have a low attention span and it got out of hand.

BUT to set the record straight I must point out that I am NOT AN ALTER OMG ONE ONE ONE.
You see, I don't have a regular account and this is my only one so technically I can't be an alter.
Many people, including the fat one with the gstring, assumed gerogemichales was an alter too but again that was my only account. Before then I was this other guy.

So hopefully I will reappear in a few months under the guise of some other poor defencesless emo teenager that ubersite can carve up with glee.

Thanks for the fun everyone. The funniest part was the reviews and my personal favorite post was the one where I thought I had been accepted into the international poets society, admittedley many people knew this was a ruse but the reviews were 100% LOLZ ONE ONE ONE.


Here I shall leave you with a chronological list of my last few log on's and usernames:

http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=27718 - Paint it black

http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=27131 - paul monroe

http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=26074 - georgemichael

http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=23902 - Jagmcmanus

SEE? I fucking told you guys I wasn't a sh1tty alter one one one.


Below is something I found on my desktop which was meant to be posted under paul monroe but I must have been banned before i could post it. It doesn;t make any sense to me now, but pictures are pretty.


scooterrrrrrrrrr.JPG (38 kB)

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Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2006-10-20 05:24:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

JAKA ASS

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-12 04:09:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

fag below

Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2006-10-11 09:42:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Step into the light jak ass.

Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-11 06:04:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by shinebox (user info) at 2006-10-11 03:43:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i dont get it. how could you be all those people at once?



Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-02 09:48:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-02 07:09:47 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-02 02:29:20 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2006-10-01 09:49:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

Lame

___________


you are
___________


the lame one.
___________


What now?

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-02 07:09:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-02 02:29:20 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2006-10-01 09:49:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

Lame

___________


you are
___________


the lame one.

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-02 02:29:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2006-10-01 09:49:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

Lame

___________


you are

Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2006-10-01 09:49:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Lame

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-01 08:30:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

and...





































































*SNAP

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-01 03:03:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0



oooww












i am a fuk

















*SNAP

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-29 09:19:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

But, whatever man.

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-29 09:09:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-09-29 08:55:42 (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm still not sure I care... georgemichaels was okay, but this alter was shit.
______________


Hey, Icarus...



You were georgemichaels pal back in the day.


georgemichaels was lovable in an electro kind of way.

This alter was a hit-whoring bitch that got under your skin, like jgreening.

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-29 09:04:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-09-29 08:38:02 (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey, I'm not the one pretending to be a depressed 13 year old girl for attention on a message board.


But, whatever man.
__________

*whatever* man...

Its not for the attention man its for the shenanigans man,

and a good way to measure your success is the hits man,


But, whatever man.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-09-29 08:55:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm still not sure I care... georgemichaels was okay, but this alter was shit.

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-29 08:39:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-09-29 08:19:33 (#)
Ranking: 2

gjreenings = fartnuts
_______




LSDizzle tha 420 wizzle





whats happenings?




Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-09-29 08:38:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey, I'm not the one pretending to be a depressed 13 year old girl for attention on a message board.


But, whatever man.

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-29 08:29:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-09-29 08:13:09 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-29 08:09:43 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-09-29 07:20:07 (#)
Ranking: -2

Truth be told, no one gives a shit.
_________

43,000 hits against your 37,000 suggest otherwise.



That's how you measure success? That's sad.
________


Its the hype and heat that a good alter creates, and I created more hits than you and you have been here 2 years longer then me.


Basically more people give a shit about this than any of your own posts.



But, whatever man.

Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-09-29 08:19:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

gjreenings = fartnuts

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-29 08:19:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-29 03:57:33 (#)
Ranking: -2

You "raised my profile"?

By what, obsessing over me with shitty hate post after shitty hate post?

You rode MY nuts to fill YOUR need for attention.

You should be thanking me, cockhound.

___________







You're a douche jaypig. A straight up Perkman.





Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-09-29 08:13:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-29 08:09:43 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-09-29 07:20:07 (#)
Ranking: -2

Truth be told, no one gives a shit.
_________

43,000 hits against your 37,000 suggest otherwise.



That's how you measure success? That's sad.

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-29 08:09:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-09-29 07:20:07 (#)
Ranking: -2

Truth be told, no one gives a shit.
_________

43,000 hits against your 37,000 suggest otherwise.

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-09-29 07:20:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Truth be told, no one gives a shit.

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-29 04:09:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-29 03:57:33 (#)
Ranking: -2

You "raised my profile"?

By what, obsessing over me with shitty hate post after shitty hate post?

You rode MY nuts to fill YOUR need for attention.

You should be thanking me, cockhound.
________________

You fucking dickwad, you can't even take a joke after all these accounts?







You're a fucking perkman.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-29 03:57:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You "raised my profile"?

By what, obsessing over me with shitty hate post after shitty hate post?

You rode MY nuts to fill YOUR need for attention.

You should be thanking me, cockhound.

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-29 03:49:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
















*SNAP

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-29 03:39:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0








Who Rules? ... http://www.ubersite.com/m/90464




RUles!

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-29 03:29:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-28 12:44:08 (#)
Ranking: 2

PANTHERS FUCKING RULE

Well not really, but you know.
_____________







... yeah, I know.

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-29 03:04:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-29 02:56:07 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-28 21:33:27 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-28 17:46:59 (#)
Ranking: -2

Sorry kiddo, it's still a shitty alter, because it's not your original account, and it was acting like someone else.


Dipshit.
______________

Shut the fuck up twat.

You aren't a fucking authority on anything except krispy kreme and curly fries.


-----------

I'd laugh at this and retort with something about you being a sad little attention whore, but I'm really too tired.

Wait... I just did.

Well then, carry on, moron.
__________

Whatever jaypig.

I raised your profile on this site when i was georgemichael, when your star was falling... remember that?


huh?


Do ya?

you owe me jpeg.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-29 02:56:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-28 21:33:27 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-28 17:46:59 (#)
Ranking: -2

Sorry kiddo, it's still a shitty alter, because it's not your original account, and it was acting like someone else.


Dipshit.
______________

Shut the fuck up twat.

You aren't a fucking authority on anything except krispy kreme and curly fries.


-----------

I'd laugh at this and retort with something about you being a sad little attention whore, but I'm really too tired.

Wait... I just did.

Well then, carry on, moron.

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-29 02:49:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-28 19:12:49 (#)
Ranking: 0

It's a really nice fishing reel, too.
____________

See? He fucking admits it

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-28 22:49:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-28 21:56:52 (#)
Ranking: -2

PIB, you are a worthless piece of dogshit, and you suck monkey balls.

Prove me wrong, fuckhead. . . . . . . . .
__________



BWUAHAHH AH AH A H AAH AH AH H AH AH AHA AH



LOLZ BuBBBBa Is aWFUl MADZ

Stop internet fighting with alters you fucking douche

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-28 22:40:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-28 21:56:52 (#)
Ranking: -2

PIB, you are a worthless piece of dogshit, and you suck monkey balls.

Prove me wrong, fuckhead. . . . . . . . .
_______________




Bubba, you irrelevant piece of shit.











































































































no, that is all.

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-28 21:58:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-09-28 18:32:11 (#)
Ranking: 2

shlongy's mad cause he got tricked
__________





hes just a poor widdle guy, kinda like an older version of oatmeal.


but much much skinnier, and I think oatmeal has been layed.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-28 21:56:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

PIB, you are a worthless piece of dogshit, and you suck monkey balls.

Prove me wrong, fuckhead. . . . . . . . .


Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-28 21:33:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-28 17:46:59 (#)
Ranking: -2

Sorry kiddo, it's still a shitty alter, because it's not your original account, and it was acting like someone else.


Dipshit.
______________

Shut the fuck up twat.

You aren't a fucking authority on anything except krispy kreme and curly fries.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-28 19:12:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's a really nice fishing reel, too.

Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-09-28 18:32:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

shlongy's mad cause he got tricked

Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-09-28 18:02:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i love this user

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-28 17:46:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Sorry kiddo, it's still a shitty alter, because it's not your original account, and it was acting like someone else.


Dipshit.

Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-09-28 16:26:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I doesn't understand

Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2006-09-28 15:03:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

lol, good job with the poems. cant believe nobody noticed.

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-28 14:27:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0



































*snap

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-28 13:19:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0








shlongy, how petty, you feel the need to resort to this type of shit.







yeah dude, you *totally* called me out first ;|

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-28 12:46:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

After your second post, I was calling you out for having a mini-dick...you only "fooled" the Uber retards...of which there are plenty to choose from.

You did a horseshit job playing a chick.


PS. WOW! You almost pulled off playing someone you're not, over the internet!!!

HOW'D YOU EVER COME UP WITH THAT GREAT IDEA???

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-28 12:44:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

PANTHERS FUCKING RULE

Well not really, but you know.

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-28 12:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-09-28 11:28:51 (#)
Ranking: 2

Best shenanigans ever
____________









Well thankyou TTOM.



Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-09-28 11:28:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Best shenanigans ever

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-28 11:19:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

101010011 010101 101001 1010 1



10 101 010 10 10
10 1
0 10 1001 0101 10
10 100101 1
01
0 1
01
1

Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-09-28 11:19:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

LOL SPESHUL TANKS 2 U, DARKNESS. I FOT IT WAS REEL FUNNI DAT U PRETENDED 2 BE GEORGE MICHAELS DAT HOLE TIEM AN EVERYBOUDDIES THOT U WUZ FOR REELZ

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-28 11:09:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-28 11:08:12 (#)
Ranking: -2

Liars are fucking scumbags...and you fit right in.
________

You couldn't lie straight in bed you broke ass denim short wearing schmuk

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-28 11:08:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Liars are fucking scumbags...and you fit right in.

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-28 10:38:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-28 10:32:20 (#)
Ranking: 0

well shit now who am i supposed to play with.

:(
________

Hey Inoin,

I'm glad you have a sense of humour, you really heated up a few of paint it black's posts with the catfights etc.

I'm sure you can smash oatmeal

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-09-28 10:36:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ok.

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-28 10:35:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-28 10:33:38 (#)
Ranking: 2

I find it hysterical that you have incredibly funny battles with JGreening regardless of your user name
_______________

Ah Method,

You remember when you were Georgemichaels only friend?

You invited him to myspace














GOOD TIMES,








GOOD TIMES

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-28 10:33:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I find it hysterical that you have incredibly funny battles with JGreening regardless of your user name

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-28 10:32:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

well shit now who am i supposed to play with.

:(

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-28 10:29:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0









*SNAP

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-28 10:25:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-09-28 10:21:43 (#)
Ranking: 0

Great. Someone I never noticed in any previous incarnation is back.





But seriously...can you post some hot naked goth chick pics? Uber is one of the few sites not blocked at work.
______________

Yeah, I can post naked pics...









































































OF YOUR MOM!!!! LOLZ LOLZ LOLZ LOLZ




T0TAL LOLZER SK8'S

Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-09-28 10:21:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Great. Someone I never noticed in any previous incarnation is back.





But seriously...can you post some hot naked goth chick pics? Uber is one of the few sites not blocked at work.

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-28 10:20:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ah fuck ranger,

dont turn on ch 9 its fucking AFL footy show with sam newman in a massive concert hall or some shit in melbourne

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-09-28 10:17:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

holy shit..

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-28 10:14:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

________________________________

BECAUSE TARNATION WAS A FUCKING AUSSIE LARRIKAN AND HE DID SHIT LIKE THAT A FEW TIMES TO FAN THE FLAMES AND PISS JGREENING OFF STOP YELLING AT ME

BTW THE IRISH PICS STILL LOOK GOOD
----------------------
was tarnation steve irwin?

______






























yes

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-09-28 10:13:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-28 08:28:55 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-09-28 05:17:33 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-28 04:24:27 (#)
Ranking: 0

No Not tarnation, but jay pig said paul monroe was tarnation alter and so I guess it all caught on.


BTW DR the Irish pics look purty darn good.
-------------------------------
WELL HOW COME ONE DAY I SAID SOMETHING ABOUT DAVID KOCH AND THEN TARNATION POPPED UP AND SAID HEY THIS INSPIRED ME TO WRITE THIS POST AND THEN I CLICKED ON IT AND IT WAS PAUL MUNROE! HOW COME!!?
________________________________

BECAUSE TARNATION WAS A FUCKING AUSSIE LARRIKAN AND HE DID SHIT LIKE THAT A FEW TIMES TO FAN THE FLAMES AND PISS JGREENING OFF STOP YELLING AT ME

BTW THE IRISH PICS STILL LOOK GOOD
----------------------
was tarnation steve irwin?

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-28 10:09:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-28 09:18:39 (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-16 18:30:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
ps- if you'll look at the clocks on our reviews, you'll see that I rated your post first. No retal here, genius.
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Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-16 18:42:56 (#)
Ranking: -2

your the genius

===
This is my favorite review of yours evar.
________

Ah Fuck, I remember that! When you pointed out the clock thing I just pretended I couldn't hear you. Imagine someone being that fucking stupid in real life, you just wanna smash them.

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-28 10:06:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-09-28 10:03:53 (#)
Ranking: -2

Istill don't see the point in alters
___

I'm not an alter you fucking dickhead

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-28 10:04:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-09-28 09:02:12 (#)
Ranking: 1

Be gone!




(^ my favorite part of anything you ever said)
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begone vile being

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-09-28 10:03:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Istill don't see the point in alters

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-09-28 09:38:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

something witty about my apathy


Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-28 09:18:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-16 18:30:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
ps- if you'll look at the clocks on our reviews, you'll see that I rated your post first. No retal here, genius.
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Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-16 18:42:56 (#)
Ranking: -2

your the genius

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This is my favorite review of yours evar.

Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-09-28 09:02:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Be gone!




(^ my favorite part of anything you ever said)

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-09-28 08:54:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-28 08:12:59 (#)
Ranking: 2

wouldya?
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Jolly decent of you old bean.

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-28 08:34:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-28 05:19:36 (#)
Ranking: 0

I saw that post about Doodles and though about saying something, but by then it was so obvious you were an alter and well, I didn't care enough.
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maD DETECTIVE SKILZZ

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-28 08:28:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-09-28 05:17:33 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-28 04:24:27 (#)
Ranking: 0

No Not tarnation, but jay pig said paul monroe was tarnation alter and so I guess it all caught on.


BTW DR the Irish pics look purty darn good.
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WELL HOW COME ONE DAY I SAID SOMETHING ABOUT DAVID KOCH AND THEN TARNATION POPPED UP AND SAID HEY THIS INSPIRED ME TO WRITE THIS POST AND THEN I CLICKED ON IT AND IT WAS PAUL MUNROE! HOW COME!!?
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BECAUSE TARNATION WAS A FUCKING AUSSIE LARRIKAN AND HE DID SHIT LIKE THAT A FEW TIMES TO FAN THE FLAMES AND PISS JGREENING OFF STOP YELLING AT ME

BTW THE IRISH PICS STILL LOOK GOOD

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-28 08:23:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yep, from Kaos.

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-28 08:19:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-28 08:04:45 (#)
Ranking: 1

Nice...
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The rare and much discussed plus 1.








and from




From Kaos.

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-28 08:15:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-09-28 07:04:22 (#)
Ranking: 1

George Michael was the very best dude.
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I loved that poor, dimwitted fool.

I would have been so proud if I had kept him going longer, I still have a myspace account for him.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-28 08:04:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Nice...

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-09-28 07:05:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

http://www.ubersite.com/m/93518

if you are retiring this account, give this a quick +2 as a goodbye treat wouldya?

wouldya??

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-09-28 07:04:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

George Michael was the very best dude.

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-28 05:19:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I saw that post about Doodles and though about saying something, but by then it was so obvious you were an alter and well, I didn't care enough.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-09-28 05:17:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-28 04:24:27 (#)
Ranking: 0

No Not tarnation, but jay pig said paul monroe was tarnation alter and so I guess it all caught on.


BTW DR the Irish pics look purty darn good.
-------------------------------
WELL HOW COME ONE DAY I SAID SOMETHING ABOUT DAVID KOCH AND THEN TARNATION POPPED UP AND SAID HEY THIS INSPIRED ME TO WRITE THIS POST AND THEN I CLICKED ON IT AND IT WAS PAUL MUNROE! HOW COME!!?

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-28 04:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-09-28 04:35:20 (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment
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A fucking 0 no comment?



Oh man, at least a -2 would have showed you care

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-09-28 04:35:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-28 04:28:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Best georgemichael post ever:


http://www.ubersite.com/m/88282

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-28 04:24:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Not tarnation, but jay pig said paul monroe was tarnation alter and so I guess it all caught on.


BTW DR the Irish pics look purty darn good.





Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-09-28 04:18:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I thought Paul Munroe was Tarnation... I'm very confused..

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-28 04:17:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

How is Canberra Thorpe?

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-28 04:11:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-09-28 04:06:13 (#)
Ranking: 2

OMG YOU'RE NOT REAL?!?

Bring back Stok.

Thorpe rules.
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Nah, I'm real, the goth bitch ain't.



I'm still splitting brisvegas with you right?

I'll be up in Oct. for a gig at the rev, and to make sure the borders are tight.

Bring back stok indeed.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-09-28 04:06:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OMG YOU'RE NOT REAL?!?

Bring back Stok.

Thorpe rules.

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-28 04:05:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-09-28 01:31:50 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd been wondering why I was never attacked...
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hmmm, I DONT know what this means

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-28 03:59:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

WELL WHY?

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-28 03:38:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-28 02:53:35 (#)
Ranking: 2

lolz, my nigger
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Oatmeal why do you persist in being my friend?

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-28 03:36:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by WingedFoote (user info) at 2006-09-28 03:31:38 (#)
Ranking: 2

this will end up being the darkness' only positively rated post. there's got to be some signifigance to that...
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I have never had a positive rated post as darkness from above.


I guess this is significant.


btw I just got an email from ST0K asking me to petition ubersite to bring back the st0k.


I'm doing my bit.















ARE YOU?????????????

Submitted by WingedFoote (user info) at 2006-09-28 03:31:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this will end up being the darkness' only positively rated post. there's got to be some signifigance to that...

Submitted by WingedFoote (user info) at 2006-09-28 03:30:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Coment

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-28 02:53:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

lolz, my nigger

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-28 02:51:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-28 02:49:35 (#)
Ranking: 2

i don't know, do you?
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Ha Ha This is fun....



Ummmm...


















LETS SEE








































FUCK OFF YOU RED HEADED FAGGOT CUNT

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-28 02:49:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i don't know, do you?

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-28 02:34:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-28 01:44:17 (#)
Ranking: 2

fun while it lasted
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Do I know you?

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-28 02:33:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-09-28 02:25:34 (#)
Ranking: 2

well played but it's sad

I was beginning to get used to the little goth weirdo.

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Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-09-28 02:01:48 (#)
Ranking: 1

I guess that explains why I didn't feel too bad about leaveing soul-crushing comments on your post. well played old chap. well played.
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Thanks guys, I grew attached to the little slut too. Especially when she wrote about sex.

And the soul crushing comments? DAMN any other website the users WOULD have slit their wrists

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-09-28 02:25:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

well played but it's sad

I was beginning to get used to the little goth weirdo.

Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-09-28 02:01:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I guess that explains why I didn't feel too bad about leaveing soul-crushing comments on your post. well played old chap. well played.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-28 01:44:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

fun while it lasted

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-28 01:35:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-09-28 01:31:50 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd been wondering why I was never attacked...
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hmmm, I DONT know what this means

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-28 01:34:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-28 01:27:45 (#)
Ranking: 1

You didn't have any more decent pics of that same chick, remember? Otherwise it woulda been a go. and then I forgot, or lost interest, or something.

What can I say, I'm lazy!
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YEah Yeah, I would have won anyway.


Oh, and the last few times you were on gabbly, talking to jaypeg...


Well....

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-09-28 01:31:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd been wondering why I was never attacked...

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-28 01:27:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You didn't have any more decent pics of that same chick, remember? Otherwise it woulda been a go. and then I forgot, or lost interest, or something.

What can I say, I'm lazy!



Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-28 01:11:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-09-28 01:06:30 (#)
Ranking: 0


poop.
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POOP

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-28 01:10:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-28 01:04:40 (#)
Ranking: 2

No, you're a triceratops!
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Now that was a fucking funny post.


SO Maltesers are you upset that I m not really St0k?

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-09-28 01:06:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


poop.


Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-28 01:04:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No, you're a triceratops!

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-09-28 00:58:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-28 00:51:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks coley, btw what happened to the camwhore off?




Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-28 00:46:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

HAHAH

I'm such a good secret-keeper.

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-28 00:43:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

holy noley a minus 2 from gingerley?


FUCK OFF YOU REDHEADED BLOOD NUT CUNT NO ONE LIKES YOU SO JUST FUCK OFF

Submitted by Gingerly (user info) at 2006-09-28 00:34:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment


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