Come Claim Your Vagina! (So Very NSFW) (4996 hits)
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Submitted by Cali (View user info) at 2006-09-28 01:37:02 EDT
Bitch Wrinkle
Squish Mitten
Ham Wallet
Oyster Ditch
Gut Locker
Hey ladies. How are you all doing?
Really? That's interesting.
You don't say!
Tell me more.
Okay, okay... OKAY! Shut up now. Because honestly, I don't care.
I have brought you here for one reason.
Over the years, Ubersite has turned into a small, VERY dysfunctional family. And just like any other family, I think us guys should know what your vaginas look like.
What, you didn't do that in your family? Well, um...
I figure it would be useless to just come out and say, "Show us all your Cooter." 99% of the time, this doesn't work. Believe me, I have the sexual harassment suits to prove it.
So, we can do the next best thing.
I have compiled 20 different vaginas. All you have to do is tell us which one looks the most like yours. It's that simple!
So get out your mirrors, and start comparing!
Guys, you can play too.
Just like me, I'm sure you prefer a certain style. Why don't you share? Or better yet, tell us what your wife/girlfriend/daughter is rocking.
Personally, I prefer #16, but my girlfriend sports a #9.
Game on
User Reviews
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2006-11-15 01:01:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think this may have turned me gay.
Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2006-10-03 18:30:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
omigosh...blech. Even the good ones look horrible. Maybe they just look better on a real woman instead of hanging out there in the open all by their lonesome.
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2006-10-02 05:04:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-09-30 13:12:24 (#)
Ranking: 1
#20 HAS to be a sex change op, right?
I don't like the "wet" looking ones. Actually, they're all gross.
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for your information, #20 is the result of vaginal pumping.
kinda like a penis pump but sans penis....
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=female+pumping&btnG=Google+Search
Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2006-10-01 22:44:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-10-01 20:22:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
on another matter i let u down big time, but i promise you're going to love, and recognize, the next one
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haha, I know what youre talking about... but the way you put it sounds rather gay.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-10-01 20:22:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
without a doubt #16 (no roast beef)
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on another matter i let u down big time, but i promise you're going to love, and recognize, the next one
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-10-01 00:53:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
7, 11, and 12 are the most disgusting. Even more disgusting than the last two.
7.. gawd.. it's gross. *gag*
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-10-01 00:38:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2006-09-30 17:28:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This post is like a carcrash....
...Im horrified but I can't stop looking at it
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-09-30 13:12:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
#20 HAS to be a sex change op, right?
I don't like the "wet" looking ones. Actually, they're all gross.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-09-29 18:32:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Why do i suddenly crave taco bell?
Submitted by pastacheese (user info) at 2006-09-29 12:13:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Things I could have gone my whole life without seeing...
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-09-29 01:01:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There sure is some nasty gash in there.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-09-29 00:55:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is just like the wallpaper around my brain.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-09-29 00:43:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This is mine:
http://www.yoni.com/loverf/vulvaintro.shtml
Obey the wondrous vulva puppet!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-09-28 23:29:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
last chick i banged had a tight 14.
last girlfriend had a 16.
maltese's mom has a 19.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-09-28 23:25:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-09-28 13:40:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
Vaginas are like peni. You can have a whale of time with them, but they really are not nice to look at. Tits/ass for women or abs/stomach for guys are the focal points for attractiveness, I find.
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I disagree entirely. I love the way cocks look. The way most look, at least. Especially uncut ones when they're erect and the skin is pulled tight over the head, goddamn it's hot.
Abs I don't give half a shit for. I actually like chubby, hairy dudes. Abs are almost a turn off.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-09-28 23:19:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
cum dumpster
axe wound
hairy axe wound
beef curtains
vertical smile
...those aren't new.
#10 looks like your mom's, though.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-09-28 23:00:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Suddenly, I'm hungry for one of those Arby's loose meat sandwiches.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-09-28 19:45:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why did you post some of the ugliest vaginas ever to be photographed?
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-09-28 18:42:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
All horrible.
Submitted by Aeneas (user info) at 2006-09-28 17:57:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Number 6 looks like a badly stuffed kebab.
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-09-28 17:17:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Taking 'Jam out with your Clam out!' to the next level.
It makes me sad none of these look like mine :(
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-09-28 15:21:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
9 is easily the best
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-09-28 14:11:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't risk looking because I'm at work. Just from the title though, I would have liked for it to be called "Come Claim your Clam."
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-09-28 13:40:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Vaginas are like peni. You can have a whale of time with them, but they really are not nice to look at. Tits/ass for women or abs/stomach for guys are the focal points for attractiveness, I find.
I couldn't even look long enough to pick a favourite, but 6/9 seem to stick in my mind as the lesser evils.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-09-28 13:10:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-09-28 12:20:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh thanks, now I'll go puke.
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So...which one looks most like yours? :P
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-09-28 12:20:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh thanks, now I'll go puke.
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2006-09-28 11:46:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got [sniffs]
smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!
Submitted by nya_nyo (user info) at 2006-09-28 11:33:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
#9 has some serious fingernail cleanliness issues
i'd still hit it though
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-09-28 10:48:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh my gosh, Just when I had finally forgotten Urbane's twat, and it comes back to torment us all
I'd rape #16
WHAT?
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-28 10:18:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Number ten made me tingle in my no-no region
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2006-09-28 10:11:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I threw up a little bit in my mouth after lookign at the last two....
It started off okay, then seemed to get worse. Once I saw 10, I thought I was past the ugliest one...how wrong I was.
I guess I like 5 or 9...
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2006-09-28 09:59:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Can you imagine the camel toe on #19 and #20?
I bet they're truckers.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-09-28 09:57:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what the holy fuck?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-28 09:56:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Vaginas are truly disgusting
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-09-28 09:54:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
7 and 12 are gross.
Any of the shaved ones with a little trimmed hair above are cool.
The pierced hood (8) is cool as well.
God help any n00b that stumbles across this and says they like number 10.
My real life situation is slightly more bleak than any of these, even 10. Kill me..........now.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-28 09:49:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a feeling that number 16 is younger than 16...
**awkward**
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-09-28 09:47:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dude, you're gonna get banned. however I can say I've enjoyed 5 or 6 of these types of vaginas.
Nothing wrong with sampling the varieties of life
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2006-09-28 09:36:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
so so so so wrong
however, it did make me smile.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-09-28 08:20:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
jesus fuck
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-09-28 08:20:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm kinda diggin' 18.
Submitted by Gingerly (user info) at 2006-09-28 08:16:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Those last two make me *very* uncomfortable.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-28 08:08:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-09-28 07:38:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
Ugggghhhh. I seriously hate vaginas. I know, you're all saying "Yeah, you're gay," but that doesn't even explain how much vaginas gross me out. They gross me out on too many friggin levels.
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-09-28 07:47:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah, like assholes are any prettier.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-09-28 07:46:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
#20 is puckering up.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-09-28 07:38:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ugggghhhh. I seriously hate vaginas. I know, you're all saying "Yeah, you're gay," but that doesn't even explain how much vaginas gross me out. They gross me out on too many friggin levels.
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-09-28 07:24:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-28 02:03:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
my gf is like #2 but without the hair and the brownish halo around it.
the last two were scary
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Oh please, you can stop pretending.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-09-28 07:23:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-09-28 04:50:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-09-28 01:52:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
Vaginas are ugly, plain and simple. I honestly don't understand why you men are so fascinated with them.
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because we want to put our ugly penises in them.
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If you're going to get a degree in Philosophy (for whatever reason you might do that), I am led to believe that you have to read and consider some remarkable exchanges between previous philospohers. Dialectics, I think they're called, or Socratic Conversations.
The above exchange embodies the concept that has led to every advance ever made by humanity since the concept of 'advance' was formulated, and therefore should be included in that curriculum.
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-09-28 07:23:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Pussy
Geez, whoever #10 is they could afford to chop off some of that meat HAHA
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-09-28 07:14:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
There really isn't enough variation in here, because I alone have amassed a better collection in my spank bank as far as vag's go. You are getting a +1 for quoting Bloodhound Gang.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-28 06:46:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FOUL.
Great post.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2006-09-28 05:46:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Man, those pics are gross. No wonder guys don't want to eat pussy. The last two obviously had a pump applied to them. I can't tell what the hell is wrong with the rest of them, with their no-lips and too much lips. Inbreeding?
Luckily, I've only encountered sexy women with beautiful, clean, flower-like pussies, so I'm not swayed by this homosexual (male) propoganda.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-09-28 04:50:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-09-28 01:52:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
Vaginas are ugly, plain and simple. I honestly don't understand why you men are so fascinated with them.
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because we want to put our ugly penises in them.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-09-28 04:45:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-09-28 03:14:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-09-28 01:51:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
dear god he's right, it is urbane... want the saddest fucking thing? I RECOGNIZED IT ON MY OWN!!!! jesus tapdancing christ in a cracker.... thats horrid.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-09-28 04:19:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I promised.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-09-28 03:53:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
MY EYES, MY EYES!!! oh god that is HORRIBLE.
Vaginas are so, so ugly.
*shudder*
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-09-28 03:14:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-09-28 01:51:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
dear god he's right, it is urbane... want the saddest fucking thing? I RECOGNIZED IT ON MY OWN!!!! jesus tapdancing christ in a cracker.... thats horrid.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-09-28 02:38:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
19 and 20 have been pumped with a device similar to a penis pump, but covering the whole vagina.
I don't like any of these, and there isn't NEARLY enough variation.
1, 2, 5, and 16 are identical as vaginas go.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-28 02:30:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i had to search for a while but i found it. my favorite:
http://collegethumbs.com/06-0912/full/14.jpg
without the hair.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-09-28 02:06:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*retch*
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-28 02:03:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CAVERNOUS VAGINA +2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-28 02:03:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my gf is like #2 but without the hair and the brownish halo around it.
the last two were scary
Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2006-09-28 02:02:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-09-28 01:59:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
And one possibly looks underage.
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Hey now... everything is on the up and up here...
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-28 02:00:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by eatyourvitamins (user info) at 2006-09-28 01:53:24 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-28 01:39:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh
my
god
+2 for making me uncomfortable. That's really rather hard to do.
I had no idea vaginas could come in such a variety of sizes and *gag* styles.
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Might help if you've seen more than one in person.
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Good point. Seeing as how I'm a chick, I haven't had much of a reason to look at other vaginas. *takes note to explore vaginas*
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-09-28 01:59:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Some of these appear to display symptoms of PID (pelvic inflammatory disease)
And one possibly looks underage.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-28 01:58:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HABEEB'S OFFICIAL COMMENTARY:
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Habeeb: ONE LOOKS LIKE A DRY BEEF SAMMICH
Habeeb: 2 LOOKS NICE N PLUMP
Habeeb: 3 IS ALL WIG WOMMY
Habeeb: 4 IS TOO SMALL
Habeeb: 5 AINT BAD I GUESS
Habeeb: 6 IS OVERFLOWING
Habeeb: 7 IS TERRIBLY DISEEASED LOOKING, IT LOOKS LIKE OIL HAS BEEN DISCOVERED
Habeeb: 8 LOOKS LIKE A VOLCANO
Habeeb: 9 AINT TOO BAD, KINDA LOOKS LIKE A SQUINTIN JAP
Habeeb: 10 IS URBANES..BLEEECHH
Habeeb: 11 IS NOT A VAGINA ITS A SWORD WOUND
Habeeb: 12 IS MA GRAMMIES...DEAD GRAMMIIES
Habeeb: 13 IS UM CUTE...
Habeeb: 14 IS LIKE COME HITHER AND FUCK ME
Habeeb: 15 IS IS UM 15 IS 15
Habeeb: WOW 16 IS STREAMLINE, LIKE A STATE OF THE ART JUMBO JET
Habeeb: 17 IS SQUIRMY
Habeeb: 18 IS FERTILE LOOKIN
Habeeb: 19 LOOKS LIKE A DEAD BULLDOG
Habeeb: 20 IS OBESE
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-09-28 01:53:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ENTERTAINING
Submitted by eatyourvitamins (user info) at 2006-09-28 01:53:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-28 01:39:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh
my
god
+2 for making me uncomfortable. That's really rather hard to do.
I had no idea vaginas could come in such a variety of sizes and *gag* styles.
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Might help if you've seen more than one in person.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-09-28 01:52:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
um, yeah, is that lube leaking out of 20? ....or , or what, i donno.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-09-28 01:52:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Vaginas are ugly, plain and simple. I honestly don't understand why you men are so fascinated with them.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-28 01:52:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your wife is a gook. We all know she doesnt have a 16 because it is not sideways. Who are you trying to fool?
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-09-28 01:51:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dear god he's right, it is urbane... want the saddest fucking thing? I RECOGNIZED IT ON MY OWN!!!! jesus tapdancing christ in a cracker.... thats horrid.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-28 01:49:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My wife has a 16.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-28 01:48:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MWAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
#10 IS URBANE
OH THE SORROW
OH THE SHAME!!!1!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-28 01:43:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i guess 6 is the closest to my favorite.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-28 01:42:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-28 01:40:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
what in the hell is going on with number 20?
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And 19. And 17 is no looker.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-28 01:40:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what in the hell is going on with number 20?
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-09-28 01:39:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thoroughly disgusted. I apologize, but I can't see how they're attractive in any way.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-28 01:39:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh
my
god
+2 for making me uncomfortable. That's really rather hard to do.
I had no idea vaginas could come in such a variety of sizes and *gag* styles.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-28 01:39:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh man 19 and 20 LOOK HOT