Hello, I Love You Won't You Tell Me Your Name (6105 hits)
Category: Business & FinancialRating: 1.55 on 288 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2006-09-28 10:04:14 EDT
Okay Uber, here's what I want you to do. I want you all to leave a message here, to someone else on Uber.
The only rule is this: It HAS to be something honest, heartfelt and nice.
We have plenty of slanging matches, insults and verbal attacks which I adore, but here it can be different. Yesterday Lisa showed us kaos-king's comments to her. Kaos-king you can redeem yourself and tell her that she's actually bloody funny.
Today we can be different.
Lets just all spread the love man; just not the ghey aids.... Find that one person you haven't shown appreciation before. Tell them that you think that they are too good to be wasting time on Uber and they should be authors already. Tell that person you always argue with you how much you like their honesty with you. Tell them they look good and that you love them.
Method tell Apollo how much you love him!! We know you do.
Tell them something to make them feel good.
Because it's good to feel good.
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Hello, I love you
Wont you tell me your name?
Hello, I love you
Let me jump in your game
Hello, I love you
Wont you tell me your name?
Hello, I love you
Let me jump in your game
Shes walking down the street
Blind to every eye she meets
Do you think you'll be the guy
To make the queen of the angels sigh?
Hello, I love you
Wont you tell me your name?
Hello, I love you
Let me jump in your game
Hello, I love you
Wont you tell me your name?
Hello, I love you
Let me jump in your game
She holds her head so high
Like a statue in the sky
Her arms are wicked, and her legs are long
When she moves my brain screams out this song
Sidewalk crouches at her feet
Like a dog that begs for something sweet
Do you hope to make her see, you fool?
Do you hope to pluck this dusky jewel?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello
I want you
Hello
I need my baby
Hello, hello, hello, hello
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And, yes I am aware this post is gheyer than a cheap gameshow host at a Freddie Mercury appreciation night.
User Reviews
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-17 19:13:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-01-17 12:47:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
I miss moley... she used to love me. I suppose you can only make so many empty promises of porn before someone stops caring.
Dear coley,
I'm sorry I never sent you that porn. The truth is, I suffer from residual protestant guilt and destroy such things as soon as I watch them.
Forgive me baby.
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Oh, Anansie..my lovely pink-shirted internet whore..I love you in ways I can only describe with poorly constructed stick-figure illustrations and vague hand gestures.
I am sad about the porn, however. You can send it to rockfishrock.at.gmail.com
I prefer brunettes.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-01-17 17:26:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I want to know about Sally in home and away
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2007-01-17 14:00:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
>DC Woody - we should drink beer
>Scourge - send some random photographs, already
>Rob Berg + Rye = Revolution
>Shitfuck - you arrogant ass
>JDL - I love you.
~and~
Uber in General = thanks for hours of time well wasted.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-01-17 13:10:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-17 12:53:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
gross
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-01-17 12:47:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I miss moley... she used to love me. I suppose you can only make so many empty promises of porn before someone stops caring.
Dear coley,
I'm sorry I never sent you that porn. The truth is, I suffer from residual protestant guilt and destroy such things as soon as I watch them.
Forgive me baby.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-01-17 12:44:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
btw don't ask moley about them, she burnt hers when her trailer fell into the lake and the captain screamed quick throw all unnecessary items overboard and she thought well I'll just put the water out with a fire. what a dumbarse.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
must... remember... to breathe...
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-17 12:41:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i am from the future. If you want to know what's happening in about 7 hours time please deposit probably 11 dollars into my paypal account..... once I've set it up. I can tell you the weather and when andy roddick drops a service game, not to mention all about sally in home and away.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-17 12:37:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Anansie, in the ladies wear section of your local department store, you will find an entire range of something called a 'bra'. It's like this supportive contraption that enables you to jog and cook three course meals. Justin Marshall wears one (for kicks), and so does Apollo (contractual obligation), on his head. I think the slogan is "It even fits a massive tit". You might be interested in whipping up a waffle or something for that special somebody in your life so I thought you should know. btw don't ask moley about them, she burnt hers when her trailer fell into the lake and the captain screamed quick throw all unnecessary items overboard and she thought well I'll just put the water out with a fire. what a dumbarse.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-01-17 12:29:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I heard you invited pretty much everyone, slut. Even that midget with ocd that humps coat racks.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-17 12:25:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There's a party in my pants.
Sorry, invitation only/
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-01-17 12:24:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Also, dear DR, you are quickly becoming one of my favorite reviewers. Please tell me where you are from, so I can adjust my stereotypes accordingly.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-01-17 12:22:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear DR, please check your "obvious and shitty joke detector," it seems to be broken.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-17 12:18:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Anansie, I am sorry you are an excellent driver. On your return from rocking down the highway, please check into reality_sports.com and see just how many World Cups the all blecks have actually won, or just how many of them are from new zealand, not many - if any.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-01-17 12:13:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Uberbrits, you always leave the best reviews. I'm starting to think you are all naturally clever, kinda the way all blacks are good at sports.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-17 11:56:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Davros, the english language, which you apparently speak (sans h's), called and asked for its spelling back. a-r-g-u-m-e-n-t. Use it in a sentence. Here's one, "Dear Dave, Holland called and had a massive fucking argument with MI6 that you had stolen it's last e."
- d_r
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-01-17 11:43:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't have any arguements with anyone.
I feel so alone.
-Dave
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-17 11:32:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear coleslore, I am sorry you are a remedial reader.
(thank you Merlina)
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-17 11:27:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why thank you, sir Timmaaaaa(how many as here?)aaah.
And D_R I just read your response now, you meanie.
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-17 10:05:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Coley,
I think your as pretty as a button :)
A weally sparkly one.
xx
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-17 09:47:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Bubba, I am sorry for calling you a cunt, no; a 'fucking cunt', even though you have a steven seagal ponytail, which is gay, and in a kung-fu fight could get pulled, like if your ponytail and you were at a bachelor and spinsters ball and you were both wallflowers, and some desperate girls were wanting to have sex or at the very least an electric boogaloo, they would probably ask your hair out before you, even if your hair was drunk - which it would be. and then in the morning when they woke up in a field or something and were all like oh wtf have we done, they could suck your hair and say omg hair of the dog, and then you could walk with a careless leisurely gait up and say "*you're* the dog, bitch/es, nobody puts ponytail in a corner", and then open the passenger side door of your pick-up while your hungover hair sheepishly averts its eyes and climbs into the seat and puts its forehead ever so gingerly against your dashboard, with you all tut-tut-tutting as you walk around the back and feed your pit-bulls some chicken. that's what I'm talking about.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-20 03:45:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Moley, that wasn't my penis, that was me and rad in Acapulco. I'm sorry rad looks like a dick.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-11-20 03:08:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Method - You are so... no, not feeling it.
Shlongy - The way you always, uh... kinda like... wait, nah, sorry.
Matt Mairoioriroano - That one thing you did, with the... uhhhhh.... yeeeaaaahhhhh...
This is worse than signing a fuckin' yearbook.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-20 02:32:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Danger_Ranger, I'm sorry I told everyone how you emailed me that picture of your penis.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-20 02:17:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear ghola, I am sorry that scourge made me say you look like a boy, even if you do, which really makes it your fault anyway.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-11-15 07:08:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-15 05:35:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
:'(
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:'(
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2006-11-15 05:37:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Dear Timmaaaah
You rock.
Love all the ladies in the world
kiss kiss
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-15 05:35:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
:'(
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-15 05:16:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Merlina, I am sorry for saying you are frigid on the world wide web. I am also sorry for saying that Tigerlilly only has one leg, even though she does. Art Modell I am sorry that I said you can felch gay arse, and hoped it was rads. Goodbye uber, I am going to hang out with people that are tangible.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-21 04:54:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dear SUPERFRIENDS,
you guys rock!
no, seriously, you do!
-frank
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-21 03:50:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Forensicgirl and Crystle, I am sorry for logging off and not letting you guys have the last word. I am also sorry for winning more World Cups than the all blecks, en-ger-lund and suid afrika, all the horrid things I've said about people called Brian, and that George Dubya can't serve another term.
thank you thank you THANK you for this post Merlina, I can never repay your kindness.
Submitted by YellowDragon (user info) at 2006-10-15 08:31:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like Hidden101. I've always liked Hidden101.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-15 08:18:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dear Mum,
Sorry for being such a prick of a child.
I didn't mean to burn things, but after years of counselling and therapy I understnad I am just a cunt.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-10-15 08:06:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-09 23:16:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Merlina and Crystle, I am sorry that you are femo's, and consequently crap cooks
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Hey I can cook anything..
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-13 22:01:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear MANICMOTHER, I am sorry that you are always picking on me for being old, even though you are what would be described as like being old too. like really old. older than an old penny-farthing bicycle. or an olden day broach.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-13 21:55:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Crystle, I am sorry that you are making fun of my mum - who is dead.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-09 23:35:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Danger: I'm sorry your mum doesn't love you enough to come over and wash your jumpers.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-09 23:26:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am a MOST EXCELLENT cook!
and not really a femo. Probably one of the most "traditional" women you could ever meet.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-09 23:21:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stevie, I love you more than turkey bacon. Not quite as much as regular bacon, but still, that's alot of love.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-09 23:16:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Merlina and Crystle, I am sorry that you are femo's, and consequently crap cooks.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-07 15:02:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DARKO - I LOVE YOU MORE THAN I LOVE BACON.
I MISS YOU.
COME BACK TO ME.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-07 14:30:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
With all the love I've received in this post, one would think that Shlongy's Uber rating would be a helluva lot higher than .2fucking4.
I must be underated.
Or, one shitty poster.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-07 14:03:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-07 14:02:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
http://veged.ru/forlj/orc.jpg
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oh methy dear, you need a newer pic of me. That one was taken months ago!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-07 14:02:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://veged.ru/forlj/orc.jpg
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-07 13:55:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-07 06:41:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Coley, congratulations on winning Miss Mordor 2006.
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nope, sorry, still not getting rid of me.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-10-07 07:33:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear all,
i wish i spoke to you more
love matt
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-07 06:41:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Coley, congratulations on winning Miss Mordor 2006.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-07 03:06:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-06 17:36:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Coley, I am so glad that you have gone, like, totally glad, but I am sorry for what I said about your face.
even though it's true.
okay I didn't mean that last bit, you are very pretty.
for an orc.
okay okay okay okay I didn't mean that bit either. but I did mean the first bit. good riddance.
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you bastard, you're going to have to try harder than that to get rid of me!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-06 17:36:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Coley, I am so glad that you have gone, like, totally glad, but I am sorry for what I said about your face.
even though it's true.
okay I didn't mean that last bit, you are very pretty.
for an orc.
okay okay okay okay I didn't mean that bit either. but I did mean the first bit. good riddance.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-05 22:19:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*logs off..FOREVER*
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-05 22:19:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*cries*
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-05 22:08:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
P.S. I am also sorry you have access to the internet.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-05 21:54:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Danger_Ranger, I'm sorry that it is so hard to resist adoring me.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-05 21:49:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Coley, I am sorry that you think Oregon is in Mordor.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-10-05 07:40:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How the bloody hell have I missed this one?! My turn, my turn...
Merlina my dear, thank you for being such a good pal. Uber introduced us and I see you as one of my best mates now too. I'm still blown away over Good Friday, I will owe you and The Bloke until the end of my days, or at least until I figure out something equally as cool to give you guys. I'm sorry I nicked that tenner off you.
I'd also like to do two collective shout-outs. First to everyone I've met: Merlina and The Bloke, Davros, Nath, Hairycoo, Phuzzy, Jake, Berty, Spam, Fabit, Adereterial, DeathJester, Kracka, Captain Thorns. If I've forgotten anyone it's because my colleague won't stop talking to me even though I'm clearly ignoring him and because there's fucking loads of you. You all rock, quite seriously. There's not one I wouldn't meet again, and a few I don't have much choice in the matter over. Dusted off your Camra membership yet Davros?
Secondly the uberbooks group, or more specifically the ones that were the sole cause of my inbox having 250 emails in it one morning. You keep my day running guys, and don't get too shirty when I'm late in posting.
Finally to newer users like Midianthia and that tony the tiger bloke and a few others for restoring my hope in noobs. To Shlongy for having a cool taste in music and giving me a few comebacks I've stolen and pretended I made up, although mate. You have so many people riding up your arse you must have to turn around pretty slowly. TTOM for being fucking funny and ETS for being so gracious about being the brunt of 90% of the jokes around here.
This is really long.
I'm going for a cry now.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-05 04:50:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
thank you Merlina.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-05 04:50:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Method, I am sorry you are a Cretan.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-04 07:33:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I accept your apology
that was an apology wasnt it?
im crap at this
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-04 05:30:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear rad, I am sorry that you are a confederate.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-04 00:14:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Apology accepted.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-10-04 00:04:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shitfuck - I'll suck your dick for a handshake.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-10-03 18:43:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Berty is the ultimate English Gentleman.
<psst> love you too adam.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-10-03 17:55:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm in love with ManicMother
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2006-10-03 14:35:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i hope our first child is a male child.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-03 14:34:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
done AND done, champ, now we can get back to making butt babies again
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2006-10-03 14:33:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
a fair point.
noted.
consider me out of the method-mentioning business.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-03 14:26:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I never mention you whatsoever, unless you open your mouth, so why do you feel the need to take stupid little jabs at me all the time?
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2006-10-03 14:22:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
not sweating you. all i said was "yeah, no."
i'm sure you're a lovely person. or not. what do i know?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-03 14:17:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stop sweating me, Eric, you fucking crybaby mamas boy, why must you follow me around like a puppy dog? It's very unbecoming of you
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2006-10-03 13:57:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nitty: you're cool, i'm pretty sure we'd get along
shlongy: same as above, but it would be more of a Mark Foley / Summer Intern -type relationship.
jmg: awesome writer, i always enjoy your stuff...i might not rate all the time, but just know that it's appreciated.
Wiggles: i don't know man, for some reason, you've just always annoyed me. not sure why.
jgreening: your jokes are stale and you have a tendency to post some pretty boring shit (see: Football picks), but i've really never seen anyone take so much abuse and stick with the same formula....so....nice.....high five, man.
caulaincourt: canada is fun.
mynameistim: hey man, what's going on?
tiger lilly: you know i wish only the best for you. at least i hope you know that.
method: yeah, no.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-03 06:10:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love everyone with a vagina
and I love some of you who lack a vagina
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-03 06:00:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear thorpe, I am sorry for implying you actually have a girlfriend.
thank you Merlina. thank you from the bottom of my heart. Best. Post. Ever.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-03 06:00:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I actually have to do some work Danger_Ranger2000MemoryCacheLow I will be back later to make fun of your paintwork.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-03 05:58:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
up your's Jake. ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. okay, I've got a good one.
wait for it...
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-03 05:56:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-03 05:52:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-03 05:45:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll do this properly sometime
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*cue Danger_Ranger2000 muttering well it can fucking wait in line...*
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-03 05:52:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-03 05:45:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll do this properly sometime
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*cue thorpe's girlfriend muttering well it can fucking wait in line...*
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-03 05:46:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-03 05:35:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Redskies, I am sorry you are such a four-eyes.
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Comments from robots are without merit.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-03 05:45:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll do this properly sometime
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-03 05:36:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I fucking love this post. I am just immature enough to never be able to let it go. thank you Merlina.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-03 05:35:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Redskies, I am sorry you are such a four-eyes.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-03 01:34:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Kracka, I am sorry that you are a negro.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-02 14:51:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"In der mid-Nidal she cried war, war, war?"
HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Danger_Ranger, you must work harder at the insults. I thought it was a suggestion.
Merlina: That is awesome. I mean, not that you got less emails from "real" peoples, but that intarweb people gave a shit.
:)
Berty brightens my day.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-10-02 13:34:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-30 18:23:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
Merlina and Sacrilicious be my uber-bitches: take you out sometime?
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You betcha.
You know, on July 7th when London was being bombed I got more emails from Uber to see if I was okay than I got from 'real' people.
Bizarre.
And I'll never forget Danger for sending me an AWESOME birthday present last year.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-10-02 07:59:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love Tinactin, and Danger, and Pentameter, and Donkey, and c1ndy, and Berty, and Ducky, and williamson, and thorpe, and rad, and Bigmike,and Kracka, and Caul (sort of), and MrFunions of course, and lots and lots of others here and departed.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-10-02 07:28:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like Danger_ranger, I think he's ace.
Don't tell him though.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-02 07:23:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Berty, I am glad you have a sense of humour.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-02 07:21:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
funny, I work with this guy called Nidal. I (it's genius really) have taken to calling him 'IndermidNidal'. He's like all, "what??"
"In-der-mid-Nidal, you get it right?"
"um, no."
"In der mid-Nidal she cried war, war, war?"
*cue Nidal walking away*
no sense of humour your lot, Berty, none at all.
I have a 9:15 with human resourses tomorrow. I'm out.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-10-02 07:01:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just you wait D_R. Soon as one of my towel headed bretheren gets dumped by his bird you are so going to get exploderised.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-02 06:45:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
c'mon, guy, let the SUN shine in..
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-02 06:45:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
okay okay okay okay, I'm sorry, that was mean. C'mon guy, let the sun shine in... oh-oh-ohhhhhhh leeeeeeeeeet the sun shine innnnnnnnn, face it with a grin, smilers never lossssssse, and frowners never winnnnnnn....
i am sorry for calling you the shoe bomber, Merlina meant this post to be about niceness, and I called you the shoe bomber. Tell you what buckeroo, let's just blame your parents, you don't get to choose your parents, Berty, and one day when you find out who they are we can correspond via the world wide web and poke fun at your heritage. How's that?
*punches Berty in the shoulder...*
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-10-02 06:26:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*weeps disabled tears*
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-02 06:17:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Berty, I am sorry that you look like the shoe bomber.
*own3d.*
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-10-02 06:13:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-02 05:56:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Berty, I am sorry that you have a pony tail.
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Dear Danger_RangerBot, I am sorry that you are not really alive.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-10-02 06:08:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This has to be the stupidest fucking thing I've ever seen.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-02 05:56:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Berty, I am sorry that you have a pony tail.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-02 02:17:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear coley, stay the hell away from my posts. thank you.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-02 02:16:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-02 01:08:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
P.S. Danger_Ranger: who exactly would I have to "get gay" with? It DOES make a difference, you know.
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Well, no one really, I was trying to insult you, which was wrong. I'm sorry for being so mean, oh, and for calling you a dorc.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-10-02 01:47:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
People from Uber made a real difference to my life... I know that sounds crass, but it's true. It's not life-or-death stuff, but meeting folk from here finally got me motivated enough- interested enough- to get off my arse and start doing things. To the random people I met, to everyone who bought me a drink, spent New Year's with me, put me up for a night, damn near got me arrested or called me when I was bored; thanks.
I'm typing this in a dorm room in Virginia and I probably wouldn't be here if it wasn't for folk from Uber. Cheers.
Great idea for a post, by the way!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-02 01:08:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
P.S. Danger_Ranger: who exactly would I have to "get gay" with? It DOES make a difference, you know.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-10-02 01:05:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you, Mr Cave and Mr Waits.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-02 00:57:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Ax and Lishy: thank you, mah bitches.
Danger_Ranger:
STOP STALKING ME
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-02 00:11:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-10-01 20:59:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd like to thank getnakedd for merely noticing me.
~~~~~~~~~~
No problem, Sini
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-10-01 23:19:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hope I someday get the chance to hang out with you before all your heart problems and shit make you explode.
especially since i live like 3 hours away.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-01 21:35:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear coley,
get gay.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-10-01 20:59:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd like to thank getnakedd for merely noticing me.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-01 15:15:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
glad you appreciated it Ax.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-10-01 15:00:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-30 11:21:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
Tiger Lily, Susie Derkins, Anansie, Munkeypants & Strwbry Fanatic - Thank you for all the support. You all have orgasms coming...
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Sweeet!!!!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-01 14:45:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OTHER WRITERS:
Jack_McCallum - what a brilliant writer, easily the best on this site. I remember all the thing's you've done, just brilliatn. And that Mother Sucks Coks in hel, thing that was brillinat too. I must read your book.
Snark - I liked that Verdict, Jury series or whatever it was called, thanks for setting up this Uberbadness.
Kaos-King - Your writing makes me vomit in the good way, like in the way where the flesh is peeling off a flaccid maggot-infested penis. Horror is your genre. Always have good criticism, good writer innit.
Ghola - The Mistress of Shrot Prose, you ought to do a long series as well. Your hair is cool.
Bigmike - You had one post I reall yliked, but I can't ifn di tnow.
Domenad - In May2005 you posted the Boogeyman, one of the best stroies in this site.
Electrictoothsyndrome - Weell, you certainly stick to your beliefs, intellinget man even though I disagree iwt alot of what you say. I liked the Nirvana covers, and some of your political stuff, you know what you're talking about.
Bart - WhAt a homosexual!!!!!! just kidding you're a cool cat and you' have emo glasses. Thanks for making the site, and not giving out my IP to that lawyer!
Orgasmatron - ahahah poetry is for FAIRIES AHno. Poetry is cool because of you. Smelly Pussy, etc al. and vaginass.
AND OTHERS:
Method - Fat greek tool, but always has an interesting post, even if it is nothing but shannninganningans.
Apollo - Pisses of Snark teling about raping children. etc.
Darko - ahahaha tanks for +1ing the entire best ever lift !
Wiggles - You take the piss out of Slongy, and eveyrone lese. Stop calling people at home though.
Shlongy - I can't beleive my dad is two months older than you.
Coley - wooooooo Coley is a cool cat
Jeanneee - Bitter deathcunt
Merlina - IRISH pride WOo
Tigerlilly = is a nice person, and has two legs apparently??
Rad1101 - Lives in Las Vegas, and has a beard of bees. Sor somthing, eneeds more heat.
Caulaincourt - i lov eit when Caul translates some obscure english word like trisomic or cacogenic and uses it against jgreening, Caul is such a bitter ball of hatred.
JonnyX - Rates all of my posts, tried to pimp me out to a gang of Spanish illegal immigrants one time.
Dudethatsbosh - This guy is soo weet. Hie's weeter than a ale.b
Shitfuck - SHITFUCK IS A FUCKING LEGEND. THINK OF ALL THE SHIT HE PULLS AND HISR ATING IS 1.1 I CAN"T STAND SOME UPSTART NOOB PULLING OU THE "WOH AREYO U" LINE ON STHIUFUCK
Awesomeface =0-His face is aweosme
Retrospect - Good reviews
Dr_Weazel - ahahahat his guy is hilarious, escpecilaly during growinfamily crises. such immense anger, perfect fit for Uber. Just post. now.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-01 14:25:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Axolotl - Kid, you're gonna rule this world someday...
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My plan is coming to order.
Aw, I'll do a real one. I'm eeeling loooving today. and tired.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-09-30 19:11:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear GnarlsBarkley, I am sorry that you camwhore all the time. Really sorry.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-30 19:05:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, Kaos and Coley- I love youse guys. For very different reasons..
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-09-30 18:29:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am also sorry that I will continue to tease you in the future.
*hangs head*
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-30 18:23:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Merlina and Sacrilicious be my uber-bitches: take you out sometime? QueenAshlee can hang even when i was a mega bitch to her. Jade is my homegirl and Juls rocks the hizzy.
Darko is my late-night pal, rad puts up with my ramblings, Average_Dan makes me giggle like the nerd that I am, TTOM is an even bigger nerd than me (and I think he rules), and GodChicken is the only one who's got me on surveillance (and I'm not scurred).
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-09-30 18:19:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
thorpe and williamson, I am sorry that you are gay, and for all the times I have teased you about it, even though rad made me do it, and joedaddy kept egging me on.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-30 17:53:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This site is a lot of fun for everyone. Fun to argue with people trying to
be assholes, fun to see the TTOM and Habeeb pictures, and good to read the
excellent stories. Regardless of my internet persona, I like everyone.
*cuts off fingers*
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-09-30 17:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What a nicey nice post.
I love everyone.
Thanks for the shout out, Captain. And Kaos, when can I redeem the orgasm? Also, is this a coupon? If so, can it be doubled or tripled? Does it have an expiration date? :p
Thanks to the losers that have sent me hate mail because...God forbid I take 2 weeks off of the shitty SPT posts. Jayzus.
Everyone that I've met in person: <sincerity> You're all wonderful and I hope you all get the very best things in life :) </sincerity>
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-09-30 17:18:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jake, Reddy, what can I say. You are a magnificent cunt, but I haven't seen you in ages so you might have a better haircut by now.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-30 11:21:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ghola - Thank you for everything, beautiful. Catalyst is one damn lucky bastard.
Jack McCallum & Big Mike - You two are my daily inspiration to be a better writer.
Mockidol - My oldest Uber buddy. Your dead Hooker parts are in the mail, brother.
Scourge, BAMF & Hadley - You three keep me honest and tell me when I'm full of shit.
Inion_De_Trua - If you EVER find yourself in Ohio... *fantasizes*
Sacrilicious & Crystle - I adore you both without question.
Electric Tooth Syndrome - I hope you find peace, man. Your brilliant music deserves it. "Climb" fucking rules!!!
Hourman & Davros - Two of the most under-appreciated writers here.
Method - You are pure evil incarnate, and I must respect that.
Forensic Girl - Coolest fucking chick EVAR! Plus I would violate you in unspeakable ways.
Brdn Nkd & Orgasmatron - Few people realize the full extent of your awesomness.
Tiger Lily, Susie Derkins, Anansie, Munkeypants & Strwbry Fanatic - Thank you for all the support. You all have orgasms coming...
TTOM - No matter what, I'm still laughing.
Apollo & Rad - I bow before your wisdom and might.
Axolotl - Kid, you're gonna rule this world someday...
Cyst Master & BOSH Man - Thanks, I vomited from laughing so much!
Darko - God Damn it!!!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-09-30 09:54:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is nice Merlina.
I mostly love the English people, all the Australians, all the pregnant people, all the women, everyone who writes stories, and everyone involved in setting up UM and Uberbooks.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2006-09-30 08:09:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I did intend to mention you in a previous review but the tears that were welling up in my eyes distracted me.
I think you're a beautiful person. Even if you do love cats.
Always be happy, chicka - It suits you.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-09-30 06:22:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-09-29 12:24:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
Merlina, you're awesome. You and Katie seem to be the two most genuinely nice people on uber. Besides Big Mike.
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Hey thanks Corn..
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-09-30 06:21:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sway (user info) at 2006-09-29 08:46:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
Merlina, I think you're an awesome kisser, and I wish I could have spent more time with you.
~~~~
who are you???
the Bloke hasn't got an alter, I know THAT much.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-09-30 05:38:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I love you guys.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-09-30 05:23:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
AJ is a slut! But in a good way.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-09-30 00:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-09-29 12:24:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
I knew you had a heart, Aj!
Merlina, you're awesome. You and Katie seem to be the two most genuinely nice people on uber. Besides Big Mike.
So nice of you to say, corn nugget.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-09-29 17:04:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dear oathmeal,
you're still a fucking twat.
love,
Matt
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-09-29 14:00:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-09-29 02:02:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
I love all the non american uber people
and darko, I really love you.
why dont you ever return my calls?
:(
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You keep calling when I have a girl over. From now on I'll be better with answering my phone, I swear.
Submitted by charminglybeef (user info) at 2006-09-29 12:32:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Snark seems like a sensible, well-meaning fellow. I know it's not over yet, but I think he's doing a great job with the Madness.
Sacrilicious gives me too much credit.
Good idea for a post, by the by.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-09-29 12:24:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-09-28 21:24:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd like to take the time to apologize to jgreening, axotol, urbanemischief, kaelic and electro. I shouldn't have been so needlessly mean to you.
I'd also like to take the time to thank jamie for the great time in AC. You were right about the astroglide.
***
I knew you had a heart, Aj!
Merlina, you're awesome. You and Katie seem to be the two most genuinely nice people on uber. Besides Big Mike.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-09-29 09:47:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-09-29 09:30:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hee hee, sorry Indo
But I'd totally fuck your mouth
That's nice, right?
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On Uber? I think it is about as nice as it gets.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-29 09:43:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Buahauahahahahaaaa....I'm still receiving royalties.
i.e. Every time you spank it to Alan Ameche, I get another check.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-29 09:31:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I loved your work in 'Cocoon', Shlongy, you were riveting!
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-09-29 09:30:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-09-29 07:37:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-09-28 16:35:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
Woooo Lina! On most heated #1 and 2
Indo - I said you looked like the Tick and the Tick had a rectangular head
So do you
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Now I am hurt, I thought it was because of my butt-chin.
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Hee hee, sorry Indo
But I'd totally fuck your mouth
That's nice, right?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-29 09:27:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2006-09-29 07:38:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
oh, and a penchant for Shlongy's mostly witty reviews.
There are SO many to choose from...
Which ones are your favorites...the ones where I call people "dipshits" or the ones where I ask the Uber broads to "show me their hole"?
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-09-29 09:14:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2006-09-29 07:12:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
I have the upmost respect for Dervel. I love him like a brother. In a non incestuous way.
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<sniff> Love you too, Dee.
I miss Pock, Dee, Sam, Mike, Stin and Rowan.
For me, they made Uber a pleasant distraction from work, whereas now it's just a distraction.
Submitted by sway (user info) at 2006-09-29 08:46:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Merlina, I think you're an awesome kisser, and I wish I could have spent more time with you.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-09-29 07:49:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear baking_Lady, go felch an arse you floral wearing strumpet.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2006-09-29 07:38:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh, and a penchant for Shlongy's mostly witty reviews.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-09-29 07:37:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-09-28 16:35:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
Woooo Lina! On most heated #1 and 2
Indo - I said you looked like the Tick and the Tick had a rectangular head
So do you
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Now I am hurt, I thought it was because of my butt-chin.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2006-09-29 07:12:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have the upmost respect for Dervel. I love him like a brother. In a non incestuous way.
I also respect Spam's (sometimes) brutal honesty. And last but not least, I miss Pock.
I'm a filthy dyke.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2006-09-29 05:11:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like that you lot dont generally bug me that much.
Big thing for me that. :)
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-09-29 02:02:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love all the non american uber people
and darko, I really love you.
why dont you ever return my calls?
:(
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-29 01:45:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You expected different?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-09-29 00:43:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-28 14:11:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-09-28 10:07:14 (#)
Ranking: 1
I love the way Caulaincourt radiates in the soft morning light.
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and i love to wake up to watch you dress up for work, my beautiful prince.
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That. Is. So. Fucking. Gay.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-09-29 00:33:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for all the fish.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-28 23:40:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's a little thank you to Jeanneee for being my first Uber stalker.
I wouldn't still be here if I'd never learned that writing nonsensical poetry could make a perfect stranger take her pants off.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2006-09-28 23:31:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-09-28 10:39:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll take this opportunity to say that I think HadToBeDone is actually a pretty chill guy. He gives me the feeling that he really has a good heart.
Submitted by Gingerly (user info) at 2006-09-28 23:29:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TheCrystalShip (user info) at 2006-09-28 22:28:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
I like The Doors reference, but this post sucks.
I love Gingerly.
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Fag.
Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2006-09-28 23:18:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What a swell idea... I'm not going to read all those comments, but it seems as though it's going over well... As an instigator of peace you have seen some degree of success, and I commend your efforts.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-09-28 23:00:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh, and if I absolutely HAD to fuck a guy...Caul could be my cock holster.
you dirty little bitch you.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-09-28 22:55:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOOOO!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-09-28 22:55:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy cracks my shit up.
ETS thinks...a lot.
BadAssJulie is banging hot in many ways.
Jgreening is the only asshole here that I respect and hate.
Kaelic has a good heart.
Apollo seems like he'd be a blast to hang out with.
I think of uber as the group of friends I hang out with when I have nothing else to do. I'm not often mentioned by you guys but you all make me laugh and, if I go unnoticed for another two years I'll still hang around.
other than that I think you're all a bunch of toolbags who aren't near as cool as me. Fuck you all.
*kissums*
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-09-28 22:50:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was hoping this was a chance to say that one thing to that -one- person you have the BIGGEST regret for not saying.
THAT woulda been good.
I'd do a post about it... but it'd be to similar to yours so I can't...
MAYBE
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-09-28 22:42:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I love all the British persons on here. Same with the Canadians. And the late night uberers.
Submitted by rcchristi (user info) at 2006-09-28 22:33:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
eat chips and fries.
Submitted by TheCrystalShip (user info) at 2006-09-28 22:28:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like The Doors reference, but this post sucks.
I love Gingerly.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-09-28 22:24:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Degreeless, I said on one of your posts a long time ago that I would hate to see what ubersite would become without you. I miss you man.
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2006-09-28 21:55:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i also love everyone i have actually hung out with. you guys rock.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-09-28 21:39:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-09-28 10:13:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
i like retrospects green eyes. so dreamy
Submitted by Bickerstaff (user info) at 2006-09-28 21:24:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-09-28 19:55:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry I gave you the clap, AJ.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-09-28 19:55:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
okay, I've just now read this post and fell bad about my use of the term 'dickheads'in my previous review.
I hearby ammend that to an endearing 'Cunts'.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-09-28 19:46:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-09-28 12:30:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
Back in 2004 when Deathjester first introduced me to this site I was privelidged enough to witness the banter between Rad1101, Dervel, Pock, Spam, apollo and many others. I would read their witticisms every evening and I was struck by a profound desire to get to know these people, to earn their respect.
As the months and the years have passed, the joy I get from being a part of the Ubersite community has become a large element of why I love my job so much. So thanks for all that.
Jeannneee, Anansie, if you ever want me just email me your address and order me over like Chinese food.
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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, that's so sweet.
To be honest though the only thing about my last job I missed was thw inordinate amount of time it enabled me to spend on this site taking the piss out of the above mentioned dickheads.
It's actually turning out to be quite a big thing to miss though.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-09-28 19:45:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh! I have one!
Despite my generally contrary nature and near constant email nitpicking, I actually think snark has done a pretty bloody good job running UM this time around. I will likely never repeat this comment or acknowledge its existence.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-09-28 19:44:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-09-28 15:57:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-09-28 10:34:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and I like the shape of Indoninja's head
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when did you make fun of my melon?
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*smirk*
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-09-28 19:43:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-28 14:11:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-09-28 10:07:14 (#)
Ranking: 1
I love the way Caulaincourt radiates in the soft morning light.
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and i love to wake up to watch you dress up for work, my beautiful prince.
===
This comment catapulted Caul into being my second favourite person on this site.
My first favourite being me.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-28 19:43:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-09-28 16:48:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Sacrilicious, O-tron, Scourge, Ghola.
sorry for being the kid who punches the girls he likes.
-rad
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Awww...come, let us join circles, radley <3
Also: I'm really trying to keep this to those who don't already know my thoughts on them..but I think I'm cracking and I might go tits out lovefest tonight.
charminglybeef is one of the most underrated writers on Ubersite.
I'm pretty sure that Darko would be a blast to hang out with.
And I like Snark. I mean, I think I mean like..LIKE LIKE. But don't tell him 'cause that would be embarrassing.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-09-28 19:27:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you Snark, for being a plagiarising arsehat.
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-28 19:21:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A list of my very favourite authors in no particular order,
Sphagnum
Samo
shandythedog
Darko.
Kaos King seems like he has the right idea about life, or something to that effect.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-28 19:10:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait...I have friends here???
That's news to me.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-09-28 18:59:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel warm and fuzzy tool.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-09-28 18:56:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Thorpe, hello.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-09-28 18:41:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hey skillet-licker!
What yo' gwine do when de meat give out?
What yo' gwine do when da meat give out?
Set in de corner wid my lips pooched out!
Lawsy!
What yo' gwine do when de meat come in?
What yo' gwine do when da meat come in?
Set in de corner wid a greasy chin!
Lawsy!
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-28 18:38:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
jgreening, you're a very nice p...
A very nice per...
A very nice pers...
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-09-28 18:10:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmmm.. Phuzzy...
oh.. sorry, got distracted halfway through your sentance Merlina.
Thanks for making such awesome posts! I love your insight into people and thier personalities
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-09-28 18:07:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bloody hell - I go out to a restaurant with the Bloke and come back to this?
Am so pleased to see people made the most of this to say nice things.
I'm going to bed feeling all warm & fuzzy now.
Before I do - thanks to Shlongy who was actually the first friend I had here. The rest of you - you know I love you all.
Goodnight. I'll sleep well now.
Submitted by Defect (user info) at 2006-09-28 17:58:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Look, Marge, I'm sorry I haven't been a better husband, I'm sorry
about the time I tried to make gravy in the bathtub, I'm sorry I used
your wedding dress to wax the car, and I'm sorry -- oh well, let's
just say I'm sorry for the whole marriage up to this point.
-- Homer Simpson
Marge on the Lam
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-28 17:48:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I LOVE YOU BARTBART AND WANT TO BEAR YOUR CHILDREN.
What?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-09-28 17:23:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh, Kracka... you ain't no yard nigga.... You a HOUSE nigga...
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2006-09-28 17:16:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dear uber,
thanks for putting up with the yard niggger. now ya'll better get on from round that porch. massa's commin
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-09-28 17:07:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd like to leave a message to someone here but the tower keeps telling me to move
my 747 and 2 fighter jets because it seems we've been blocking the runways for too long
and I've got a fucking country to run back home so I just don't have the time for you peons
right now.
Go me
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-28 16:52:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK THAT FAGGOT EARL SCRUGGS
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-09-28 16:51:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Ubersite,
Thanks for having a sense of humor. I often go back to my posts and read the comments that were left behind because they always make me smile.
I would also like to thank Earl Scruggs for taking all the abuse in stride.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-09-28 16:48:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Sacrilicious, O-tron, Scourge, Ghola.
sorry for being the kid who punches the girls he likes.
-rad
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-09-28 16:35:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Woooo Lina! On most heated #1 and 2
Indo - I said you looked like the Tick and the Tick had a rectangular head
So do you
Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-09-28 16:24:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There's a lot of good things about most people here.
Submitted by LeaderOfMen (user info) at 2006-09-28 16:20:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
To Caulincourt:
I forgive you for the first penis is your mouth not being mine, but not the second or third or fourth.
And, A lot of attractive women frequent this website and that makes my E-peen happy.
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-09-28 16:01:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GodChicken, thanks for getting me onto gabbly.
I owe you many hours of less boring days.
♥ jade
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-09-28 15:59:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-09-28 15:45:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you, Ubersiters, for reading and rating my stuff.
I appreciate it
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<3
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-09-28 15:57:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-09-28 10:34:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and I like the shape of Indoninja's head
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when did you make fun of my melon?
No worries.
I bet you are very well spoken.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-28 15:56:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh goddamnit, Bigmike went and made a nice comment.
I must follow his lead.
Thanks, everyone, for tolerating so much poetry and allowing me to experiment with word and rhyme at your expense. It really does mean a lot.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-09-28 15:45:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you, Ubersiters, for reading and rating my stuff.
I appreciate it.
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2006-09-28 15:31:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm sorry i terrorize you so, miss noonie_de_trua.
you'll have a baby of your own in eight and a half months though so you can take it all out on him or her. you'll make an ok mom i guess.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-28 15:28:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
(Hopes Tiger doesn't realize this is all just a ploy to get the leg from her and locked away safe, so that he can get together with her without the watchful, wary eye of the prosthetic always on him. Looking, watching, judging. Kicking.
And so feety and Leg can pair up and fight crime. Of course.)
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-28 15:27:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Rad:
I'm sorry I likened you to Hello Kitty.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-09-28 15:24:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-28 15:20:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
Tiger, I think that despite its indifference towards me, your leg and I could have something really special together. I love you for putting up with all of the nonsensical verse I've written about it. Even if you are a Patriots fan.
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Dearest O,
I would love to adjoin with you to see where this relationship could walk to.
Yours Truly,
Leg
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-09-28 15:22:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh. And Crystle has great cleavage to stare at over a nice seafood dinner. And she likes baseball and local foodular specialties, so that rules.
I'm just saying.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-28 15:20:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tiger, I think that despite its indifference towards me, your leg and I could have something really special together. I love you for putting up with all of the nonsensical verse I've written about it. Even if you are a Patriots fan.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-09-28 15:19:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-09-28 10:39:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll take this opportunity to say that I think HadToBeDone is actually a pretty chill guy. He gives me the feeling that he really has a good heart.
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This sort of slander will NOT be tolerated.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-28 15:18:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rad, it's ok