Haha... A homeless guy with a sense of humor (844 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -0.37 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by HardRock1 (View user info) at 2006-09-28 14:23:00 EDT
You got to feel sorry for homeless people. They're hungry, smell funny, and have to sleep behind garbage cans. I like to help when i can, but since i usually spend all my money before i even get my check cashed, it's difficult...
But after Hurricane Katrina, everyone needed help, and i saw a guy that i had to congradulate... He took being homeless to a whole new level...
I still didn't give him the money though...
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-09-29 18:37:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
one post per day
don't steal photos and say they're yours
don't post...here...ever
Submitted by British_Bulldog (user info) at 2006-09-29 04:28:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
A new fad suggests, tramps have cardboard signs that are sooo funny the cash falls aout of your pockets....obviously.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-28 21:43:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-28 18:28:51 (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-09-28 14:51:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
"You got to feel sorry for homeless people. They're hungry, smell funny, and have to sleep behind garbage cans."
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Actually quite a few of them drive nice cars and have homes.
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it's true - we have people like that all over here.
The true test is to offer them some food, not money. Genuine homeless people will take the food, since they never know where their next meal is coming from.
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It is true. My dad runs a bank, and every time I go and visit him at work there's always some scumback out in front with a cup in his ahnds, and when they get tired of waiting they just hop in their cars and drive off. They make some pretty good money.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-09-28 19:09:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is great! Have you also seen that picture of that cat with the helmet shaped melon on its head?
Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2006-09-28 18:55:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
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Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-09-28 18:43:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd probably give him a dollar.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-28 18:39:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
In my old apartment building, there were 2 sets of hobos living in 2-bdrm apartments that were about $850 each. One set just rode the bus everywhere, but the other set of 2 drove 1) a 2004 Lancer and 2) a 2004 Jeep Liberty.
They said they made about $1500 tax free a month, PLUS had free health care.
Yeah.
Sucks.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-28 18:28:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-09-28 14:51:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
"You got to feel sorry for homeless people. They're hungry, smell funny, and have to sleep behind garbage cans."
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Actually quite a few of them drive nice cars and have homes.
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it's true - we have people like that all over here.
The true test is to offer them some food, not money. Genuine homeless people will take the food, since they never know where their next meal is coming from.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-09-28 17:29:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-09-28 16:38:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is AWESOME!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-28 15:46:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I saw this guy in Boston holding a styrofoam cup asking for money.
Looked about 65. Well kept hair, polo shirt tucked into khaki shorts. Belt. Boaters on his feet. Nice watch.
Either he's the put-together hobo I've ever seen or he JUST became homeless. Like that morning.
Or he was fucking with me. I couldn't get an answer out of him because he was blowing me for $1.
Nothing beats an old, gummy beej.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-09-28 15:39:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-09-28 15:25:42 (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-09-28 14:51:34 (#)
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"You got to feel sorry for homeless people. They're hungry, smell funny, and have to sleep behind garbage cans."
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Actually quite a few of them drive nice cars and have homes.
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Dumbest thing that bitch has ever said. Seriously, how the fuck are you going to argue and say that homeless people have homes? Doesn't that make them beggars, not homeless? Fucking christ, woman.
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Go fuck yourself and learn sarcasm you bumbling idiot. Dickcheese!!!
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-09-28 15:25:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-09-28 14:51:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
"You got to feel sorry for homeless people. They're hungry, smell funny, and have to sleep behind garbage cans."
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Actually quite a few of them drive nice cars and have homes.
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Dumbest thing that bitch has ever said. Seriously, how the fuck are you going to argue and say that homeless people have homes? Doesn't that make them beggars, not homeless? Fucking christ, woman.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-09-28 14:51:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"You got to feel sorry for homeless people. They're hungry, smell funny, and have to sleep behind garbage cans."
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Actually quite a few of them drive nice cars and have homes.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2006-09-28 14:38:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I saw a drunk guy in San Francisco, his sign said "need money for alcohol research"...we gave him a beer instead. Another fellow had a sign that read "why lie? It's for beer"
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-28 14:30:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 for the cool design in sicosemen's review.
by the way, he stole that sign from a nigger.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-09-28 14:28:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-09-28 14:27:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dear moron,
one post a day.
love,
scourge