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I thought it was sunday, but its actually thursday (384 hits)

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Rating: 0.09 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by boatplank (View user info) at 2006-09-28 16:03:31 EDT



Once upon a lightning, a jerry can fell down

It sported rich bright liquid, inside its metal skin

Petrol was its nomanclature and easily was ignited

and burnt and tumbled as it fell

it was so pretty.



My day today:

was very good, got lots of sun.





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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-09-29 07:17:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 wtf?

Submitted by Gingerly (user info) at 2006-09-28 23:26:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-09-28 20:01:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You for president.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-28 19:54:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Sure.
Ok.
Right.
Yeah.

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-28 19:42:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

A sunny day is normally a good day.

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-09-28 18:10:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

?

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-09-28 17:27:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Jarnjonack (user info) at 2006-09-28 17:24:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

If that was a joke, you wasted my time. If it was serious--learn about Meter and convoluded overzelous synonyms. I am however pleased that you learned a new word for this poem. For the record, nomenclature does not impress anybody.

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-09-28 16:44:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-09-28 16:37:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

haha- Keanu is the king of toolbags.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-09-28 16:15:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sun causes skin cancer. Be careful.


Marge: It was a beautiful wedding. I've never seen Selma happier.

Homer: That reminds me -- Troy said something interesting last night
at the bar. Apparently he doesn't really love Selma and the
marriage is just a sham to help his career.

A Fish Called Selma