Sometimes being a young college guy fucking sucks.. (1244 hits)
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Submitted by Perk" Not so perky" Man. (View user info) at 2006-09-28 18:42:41 EDT
I will walk this path of mine to my death.....
Why? Because it is my path... it isn't meant for any other than me.....
I carved it out with my diligence and my malice..... With my anger and my stupidity...
With my love and my heart.... So this path I walk to my death... is the only path I will need or lead.... This path to my death....-Perkman
It's been a while uber. Just a bit since I last posted or gave enough of a fuck to even log in.
Life for me right now isn't going to good. I just realized that I go through a lot of shit. And I deal with it.
That's what you do when you grow up I suppose. But it seems to me that I will live a very unhappy or at the least very unsuccessful life. It isn't because I didn't work hard enough or else that I didn't try. I have learned that the world is very... how do you say? well the real world is a clever fucking rouge. It very well is. And I'm fed up with it.
I have found so many faults in myself these last couple weeks that it makes me think how did I end up this way.
Well I think I'm an alcoholic. Why you may ask? Well I was at the doctor the other day and they had one of the brochures that give you about 10 questions to see if you have a serious alcohol problem. Well I answered every one of those questions honestly. And I got yes on about 6/10 of them. Not alarming you say? Well it wasn't alarming until I read the back and found out if you get only 1 YES 1! Fucking yes you're a borderline alcoholic. I got six. Which went from blacking out, fighting your friends, to forgetting to do things, to not being able to just have one drink etc... Not to mention all my friends have been saying it to me for weeks now that they think I might have a drinking problem. Well the test could be right. I chalk it up to being a 21 year old guy. But to everyone else I'm a raging lunatic seems about right.
And all these damn bills just keep piling up. Not to manage the fact that I'm living like a god damn monk in this shit apartment things just keep adding up. I owe money for a list of medical bills that I thought I was covered by the school for. But since I busted my knee on some other field they don't cover me or some bullshit.
I haven't really gone to class in about 3 weeks. Well if you count going to class fucking hung the fuck over from a night of binge drinking going to class then yes I went maybe within the last 2 weeks.
To add insult to injury some whore gave me mono or strep throat. I couldn't eat or drink anything for the last 5 days. Swallowing my own saliva is like shoving hot coals down my throat. Plus my eyes getting covered in snot and crud every morning which caused me to miss two of my first tests in my classes.
Shit....
I'm at the end of the tunnel but I can't reach out and grab the light. Or touch the top. I'm stuck which is torture.
Oh yeah, all those great colleges I got into well it seems I can't afford to go to any of them. I'm not going to take out 80,000 dollars in loans to go to some great school out of state/ I have to stay now build my grades up and apply to an in-state school.
Not to mention I don't even know what the fuck my major is. I mean I started out with medical but now it seems I didn't realize I hate seeing the sight of dead fucking bodies. Plus the fact that I'm lost in the sense of direction. I would love to take time off and find myself but you only get that government money for a couple of years so I'm fucked.
Sports are out of the question because my knee is fucked up. No one seems to know how fucked up my knee is. I never got an MRI. Instead X-rays. I can't transfer to play baseball because everyone wants to know how my knee is. Also to help my life I can't see a real fucking doctor or get an MRI because I'm not covered by the insurance because it happened on some field or some bullshit. So there goes about 4,000 grand that I don't have to properly get my knee fixed and rehabbed.
Oh, yeah were past rent and I think were getting sued.
On a brighter note the slut that gave me Mono had a hot ass and I got a spiffy new shirt and some pretty cool sun glasses this weekend.
Why does trying to accomplish your goal so fucking hard?
And do any of you guys ever feel like no matter what you do you are going to have to take the hardest fucking road to get there? It just seems to me that I bust my ass and nothing comes out of it. I have resolved to the fact that no matter what I do I'm going to have to work 10 times as hard as the next guy to get it.
I'm just... I'm just... sinking over here ok? I'm just sinking and I don't have a fucking paddle....
User Reviews
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2006-10-25 16:40:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Really, I am rather disappointed that it has taken me this long to notice yet another soporific ramble from the stupid 'cunt-desk' that is represented by perkman.
I am quite surprised at myself for the depth of the intense loathing that I feel for you - I am being wholly sincere when I say that I do wish death upon you. I cannot fathom how someone as so obviously retarded as yourself, is still alive. Please, one more time for the oldies down the back, fuck off and die a horrible, hopefully assisted by my good self, death.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-01 17:08:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-29 11:28:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
What a fucking crybaby you are. I can't even believe you write this shit down. You should be thoroughly embarassed for yourself, although your level of writing is akin to that of a neanderthal drawing pictures on a cave wall, so I'm not surprised.
Just wait until you enter the real world and have real problems, you giant fucking vagina
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In the oft case that you're actually who you say you are Perkman, here's a +1.
The dude above here is a loathesome sleazeball. Don't listen to a word of his testosterated drivel, get me?
You'll be fine. The period of life you're in is particularly rough, I know. Just smoke a bowl and relax, dude.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-10-01 16:29:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ScarfaceMN (user info) at 2006-09-30 05:59:17 (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-09-29 15:12:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
And do any of you guys ever feel like no matter what you do you are going to have to take the hardest fucking road to get there? It just seems to me that I bust my ass and nothing comes out of it. I have resolved to the fact that no matter what I do I'm going to have to work 10 times as hard as the next guy to get it.
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What did you expect, a fucking trophy for getting drunk, a medal for worst attendance, a turnpike dedicated in your honor for being the worst writer on ubersite? You're a lazy fuck. Now get up, get over yourself, find a spatula, and get aquainted -- you'll be seeing a lot of each other on your dazzling and prestigious career path.
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Hey man, I really don't even think this guy could hack the Burger King career path. I see him more doing something like: Renn Fest Employee working the whole Festy circuit.
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Perk "Where's my Social Security Check" Perkman
"You know, sometimes being a renfest roadie really sucks. My boss, the alley drunk, got all pissed of at me because I didn't go to work because I was fucking with the Wiccans again. That's what I do, you know, fuck with Wiccans. I don't know why, but I'm just that kind of guy. Anyways, I was hanging out at their stand and I was all "look at me! I'm Nicholas Cage! I'm the Wicker Man!" Yeah, they wouldn't even pay attention to me, but I know they thought I was cool.
Anyways, the boss was all like "You're the plague corpse, and if you don't work this week, you're not going to work next week either." And I was all "Psssh, you're not the boss of me." The GOOD news is that I got to bone this really hot leper girl. At least I think it was a girl. She would only do me up the butt from behind, so it was hard to tell.
By the way, I have crusty sores on my penis, and also on my forehead. Does anyone know what that means?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-10-01 00:36:14 EDT (#)
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you do realize that things could always be 1000x worse, right?
Submitted by ScarfaceMN (user info) at 2006-09-30 05:59:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-09-29 15:12:22 (#)
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And do any of you guys ever feel like no matter what you do you are going to have to take the hardest fucking road to get there? It just seems to me that I bust my ass and nothing comes out of it. I have resolved to the fact that no matter what I do I'm going to have to work 10 times as hard as the next guy to get it.
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What did you expect, a fucking trophy for getting drunk, a medal for worst attendance, a turnpike dedicated in your honor for being the worst writer on ubersite? You're a lazy fuck. Now get up, get over yourself, find a spatula, and get aquainted -- you'll be seeing a lot of each other on your dazzling and prestigious career path.
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Hey man, I really don't even think this guy could hack the Burger King career path. I see him more doing something like: Renn Fest Employee working the whole Festy circuit.
Submitted by Mister (user info) at 2006-09-29 21:27:32 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Gunslinger (user info) at 2006-09-29 21:01:52 EDT (#)
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KILL SELF PLZ
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-09-29 15:54:30 EDT (#)
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Life sucks, dude, get used to it. You are the designer of your own fate. You can't do stupid things and then be surprised when things go to shit because of it. Don't just sit there and whine about how life sucks, DO something about it.
To quote the brilliant Henry Rollins "When life hands you lemons, say 'YEEEEAHHH I like lemons. What else ya got?'"
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-09-29 15:54:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-09-29 15:12:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
And do any of you guys ever feel like no matter what you do you are going to have to take the hardest fucking road to get there? It just seems to me that I bust my ass and nothing comes out of it. I have resolved to the fact that no matter what I do I'm going to have to work 10 times as hard as the next guy to get it.
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What did you expect, a fucking trophy for getting drunk, a medal for worst attendance, a turnpike dedicated in your honor for being the worst writer on ubersite? You're a lazy fuck. Now get up, get over yourself, find a spatula, and get aquainted -- you'll be seeing a lot of each other on your dazzling and prestigious career path.
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Gold.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-29 15:16:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Buahauahauahahahahahah (See below)
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-09-29 15:12:22 EDT (#)
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And do any of you guys ever feel like no matter what you do you are going to have to take the hardest fucking road to get there? It just seems to me that I bust my ass and nothing comes out of it. I have resolved to the fact that no matter what I do I'm going to have to work 10 times as hard as the next guy to get it.
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What did you expect, a fucking trophy for getting drunk, a medal for worst attendance, a turnpike dedicated in your honor for being the worst writer on ubersite? You're a lazy fuck. Now get up, get over yourself, find a spatula, and get aquainted -- you'll be seeing a lot of each other on your dazzling and prestigious career path.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-09-29 15:07:20 EDT (#)
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Why would someone who's sinking need a PADDLE anyways?..
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-09-29 12:49:04 EDT (#)
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I could barely stomach the first paragraph. This is bad. Even for an alter.
Submitted by pastacheese (user info) at 2006-09-29 11:56:31 EDT (#)
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You annoy me; I think the only answer is to shoot yourself.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-29 11:39:39 EDT (#)
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Even if you WEREN'T in college, it would still suck to be you.
So don't blame college.
Submitted by Nancypants (user info) at 2006-09-29 11:28:23 EDT (#)
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hehe!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-29 11:28:20 EDT (#)
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What a fucking crybaby you are. I can't even believe you write this shit down. You should be thoroughly embarassed for yourself, although your level of writing is akin to that of a neanderthal drawing pictures on a cave wall, so I'm not surprised.
Just wait until you enter the real world and have real problems, you giant fucking vagina
Submitted by rillins (user info) at 2006-09-29 11:13:27 EDT (#)
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It's not the school that sucks, it's your attitude. Take a good look at the school you're in, yeah it may not be Harvard, but surely it has some good programs and something unique. Should I call the WAAAAAmbulance for you?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-09-29 08:00:08 EDT (#)
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You aren't an alcoholic you are a fucking pussy.
Don't sit there and write emo fucking posts about how tough drinking college away is. Nobody makes you drink, and nothing but your pussy mentality keeps you from going to class with a hangover.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-09-29 07:13:59 EDT (#)
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Which went from blacking out, fighting your friends, to forgetting to do things, to not being able to just have one drink etc
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I do this for fun.
What do you want though? What has posting this on here achieved? you'll only get ridicule and blatant rude comments which I guess isn't going to help you at the momment.
You mentioned a best friend.... talk to him, tell him how you feel, you may find that you are over reacting or painting a darker picture than is reality.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-29 03:50:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2006-09-29 01:25:58 (#)
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Why are you having so much trouble achieving your goals? Maybe because your goal is higher education and you're a fucking retard.
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and hahahahahha
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-29 03:49:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-09-29 01:01:37 (#)
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Firstly, you're not an alcoholic, you're a college student. About 30 students in my dorm, myself included, drink six nights a week and probably black out for four of them. How do we know we're not alcos? We don't NEED to drink a small bottle of vodka to slow down the DT's enough to function. I can go days without drinking without vomiting and shaking from withdrawals. That's a big step up from just enjoying getting shitfaced.
Secondly. What thhe fuck is mono? Seriously, it seems like an ailment that only Americans talk about, and that doesn't exist outside of the US. I had never even heard of it until i met Americans complaining about it in college. In fact, it seems like something American pharmaceutical companies just invented.
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mononucleosis. its the worst cold youve ever had, times ten. look it up. it sucks.
Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2006-09-29 01:25:58 EDT (#)
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Why are you having so much trouble achieving your goals? Maybe because your goal is higher education and you're a fucking retard.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-09-29 01:01:37 EDT (#)
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Firstly, you're not an alcoholic, you're a college student. About 30 students in my dorm, myself included, drink six nights a week and probably black out for four of them. How do we know we're not alcos? We don't NEED to drink a small bottle of vodka to slow down the DT's enough to function. I can go days without drinking without vomiting and shaking from withdrawals. That's a big step up from just enjoying getting shitfaced.
Secondly. What thhe fuck is mono? Seriously, it seems like an ailment that only Americans talk about, and that doesn't exist outside of the US. I had never even heard of it until i met Americans complaining about it in college. In fact, it seems like something American pharmaceutical companies just invented.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-29 00:57:48 EDT (#)
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My review sounded like you! Whoops, on many instances.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-29 00:48:51 EDT (#)
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Yeah, I know how you feel. I got mono from my girlfriend my senior year of high school and had a terrible senior season because of it and lost out on scholarships. I swam at the best junior college in the country but fucked up my shoulder and still cant swim now. That was two years. I transfered out and tried to play baseball but I cant throw anymore because that shoulder problem was in my throwing arm. Nobody will let me have an MRI taken so I cant get the surgery I know I need.
Join the military.
Submitted by ScarfaceMN (user info) at 2006-09-28 23:25:45 EDT (#)
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Will somebody put a cock in this guy's mouth to shut him up?
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-28 22:46:17 EDT (#)
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Don't encourage this poor pathetic excuse for life
*awww my poor knee i coulda been a contender
*awww do i even still wanna major in medicine?
*awww I have more than one ALCOHOLIC drink per night - therefore I am an alcoholic because the brochure said so, I bet they are all sorry at my funeral *sob sob*
Fuck off you over privileged piece of shit.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-09-28 22:41:47 EDT (#)
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skate it off, pussy.
8 outta 10 males in college do the exact same thing. It turns around... as long as you have ambition to be something better.
Keep your grades up enough to graduate- no employer checks your GPA, just that you graduated. Drink, fuck and do what you want... just make sure you graduate.
Enjoy it while you can.
...and read these for inspiration:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87098 (Part I)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87529 (Part II... if you only read one, read this one)
Submitted by TheCrystalShip (user info) at 2006-09-28 22:16:48 EDT (#)
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I just read it again and it got worse.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-09-28 21:47:35 EDT (#)
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Not alarming you say? Well it wasn't alarming until I read the back and found out if you get only 1 YES 1! Fucking yes you're a borderline alcoholic.
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I laughed.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-28 21:38:41 EDT (#)
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why the fuck do you expect us to feel sorry for a 21 yr old amercian who is doing med at college and is half good at baseball?
you fucking dipshit. fuck off.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-28 21:35:14 EDT (#)
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HA-HA
Submitted by TheCrystalShip (user info) at 2006-09-28 21:08:53 EDT (#)
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A real alcoholic drowns his sorrows in a glass and leaves them there. This post is too emo for me.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-09-28 20:56:41 EDT (#)
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What, do you need UPS to deliver you a clue?
It should be obvious to you by now that it's not anything but being you that sucks.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-28 20:46:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2006-09-28 20:08:26 (#)
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college... could you get STD's any other way?
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Yeah. Go fuck a goat or a monkey.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2006-09-28 20:08:26 EDT (#)
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college... could you get STD's any other way?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-28 20:04:23 EDT (#)
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I'm just... I'm just... sinking over here ok? I'm just sinking and I don't have a fucking paddle....
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tell us more!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-28 20:04:16 EDT (#)
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Don't pick English as your major. . .
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-09-28 20:02:58 EDT (#)
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whaaaaaaaaa
Submitted by kybernetikum (user info) at 2006-09-28 19:50:20 EDT (#)
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Isn´t college for contracting STD´s and drinking?
At least you are honest. This will fade when your throat clears so only +1 and not +2.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2006-09-28 19:30:30 EDT (#)
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I knew that was coming. And yes I am bitching. But it is in good mind though.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-09-28 19:27:17 EDT (#)
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Stop bitching you fucking child.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2006-09-28 19:20:35 EDT (#)
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method still on this sight and being a cuntdesk I see...
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-28 19:07:53 EDT (#)
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20 CCs of Clorox straight to your fuckin jugular will do wonders for you, stupid
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-09-28 18:56:17 EDT (#)
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I've found I can charm or guilt people into giving later deadlines and higher grades. It's easier if teachers know you pretty well.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2006-09-28 18:51:56 EDT (#)
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thanks man... It's just so damn tough. I train harder than alot of guys.. bust my ass in school harder than alot of guys.. and then bam! no schoalarship or good school for you. But one of my bestfriends which I love man. Gets barely medicore grades, rarely goes to school, is no where near as good as me is going to go to some awesome school.
It just pisses me off. I mean I'm happy for the guy. I love him. But I just for once want to be happy for me yaknow?
ahhh fuck it. I sound emo.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-28 18:49:12 EDT (#)
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meh
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2006-09-28 18:46:30 EDT (#)
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this was lame. yet true...
I'm conflicted.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-09-28 18:45:14 EDT (#)
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I know the feeling. Good luck.