Quote time with steak again. (1192 hits)
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Submitted by ilikesteak (View user info) at 2006-09-28 21:15:54 EDT
Another installment of quote time with steak, making everyone on the list say "Wait, what the hell?" and "Did I say that?"
"Surprise, I pied your ass!" - ripple
"I'm going to kill myself. I'll bleed to death, one period at a time." - jeanneee
"Yarr." - scourge
"All hail, for I am queen of the vagina badgers." - Queenashlee
"Did somebody call for a C student?" - Average_Dan
"I cockslapped a puppy" - AsshOly
"I want to eat the shit straight from the tubgirl's ass, because it doesn't get better than tap." - ilikesteak
"I eat sticks of butter between meals." - Fat Tony
"Bob Dole likes to hear the sound of Bob Dole's voice. Bob Dole!" - Bob_Dole
"The sound of cats being fried alive at McDonalds after work made me this way." - The_Cyst_Master
"I was a stereotypical frat guy, and I wasted fifty thousand dollars doing it." - Beer_bong
"I wear anal beads and ben wa balls around the house and laugh as the kids wonder why "Mommy makes those funny noises when she's vacuuming." ." - Hilarity_Ensues
"And that, kids is what happens when you put a rose up a woman's ass trying to be romantic and kinky at the same time." - CaptainThorns
"I secretly love green eggs and sperm." - DrSeussman
"I'm not LSD's alter. Really. You have to believe me." - Chronic
"I manually masturbate gorillas at the zoo, and that is how I picked my name" - The Taste of Monkeys
"Doctor, I have no idea how that phone got up my ass, but while you're in there, could you get the phone book out too?" - rob_berg
"Pants are an option, not driving while drunk is a suggestion, but the 2 rape per day minimum is a law." - Amontillado
"I take pills like they are candy." - Beano
"Ever killed a baby rabbit with a stun gun?" - Stabkill
"Hey it's Perkman. Notice me!" - Perk Man
"I practice fisting with boat oars" - boatplank
"And then the ninjas attacked. That would be the best line in a song ever." - iddqd
"Damn you Sybian." - Orgasmatron
"If you put me in a quote, I'll kill you." - loki
"Take that penguins of southern Colorado!" - BLITZKREIG_BOB
"Please verify me Bart. I'll do anything if you will. ANYTHING." - Captain Cruncho
"I am only in rehab to get the drugs. They do give me drugs there, right?" - Cracked_out_cali
User Reviews
Submitted by Jacque (user info) at 2007-09-25 13:19:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are about as intelligent as a paper weight.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-20 17:50:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
God damn sassy telephony.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-11-20 17:11:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-10-01 14:34:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*looks at screen in confusion*
*looks again*
'i made a list?'
'what?'
'I MADE A FUCKING LIST! HELLS YEAH! AND NO ONE EVEN KNOWS WHO I AM'
*sits smiling in front of computer*
'wait... i never said that.. ah whatever. hehehe i made a list.'
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-10-01 09:11:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You get the most deserved of +2's i have ever given for forseeing my EXACT response with your first line. i didnt even read it until AFTER id made my first reply.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-10-01 08:50:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
where did i say that?
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-09-29 16:52:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LMAO, always some great quotes from Uberites. Ilikesteak I am very glad you are keeping these. Always make me laugh and I can't believe I ever said something as weird as that...well yes I can.
"I secretly love green eggs and sperm." - DrSeussman
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-09-29 16:36:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 FOR U
FREE THE COWS
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-29 13:35:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"When my mom gets home, you guys are totally going to regret hurling that cabbage at the babies."
- Me
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-09-29 13:17:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-09-29 01:18:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
"Whoever said you can't drown your problems away your problems with a bottle wasn't do it right"
-me
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I mean
"Whoever said you can't drown away your problems with alcohol didn't do it right."
Submitted by Nancypants (user info) at 2006-09-29 11:28:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i guess these are all inside jokes?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-09-29 11:26:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-09-29 11:12:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Most girls think I'm talking about my heighth :(" Average_Dan
This is the real one.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-29 10:50:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"'Whore' is not nearly a dirty enough term for what I want to be for you." - Sacrilicious
ONLY THIS ONE'S REAL
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-09-29 09:56:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fantastic, almost reminds me of that time I jerked off into that girls hair.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-29 09:47:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You suck.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-09-29 08:42:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"And that, kids is what happens when you put a rose up a woman's ass trying to be romantic and kinky at the same time." - CaptainThorns
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When and in what post did I say THIS? I can't find it...
+2 for name-drop, though
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-09-29 07:44:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I take pills like they are candy." - Beano
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I'm pilled off my tits as we speak (?), chewing away on my imaginary chewing gum and telling my boss that I 'love you man'.
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-29 07:40:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"All hail, for I am queen of the vagina badgers." - Queenashlee
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I love badger vagina.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-09-29 07:02:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now I KNOW I didnt say that cos a Gorilla is not a monkey
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-09-29 06:47:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You weren't supposed to tell anyone.
That'll be the last time I ever have phone sex with you....
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-09-29 06:32:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because it's funny, and it's my birthday, woo!
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-09-29 04:25:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Pants are an option, not driving while drunk is a suggestion, but the 2 rape per day minimum is a law." - Amontillado
This, was fucking genius.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-09-29 04:25:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Well done Steak. You've done some good jokes there and only had to resort to tired 'OMG FISTING' gags 50% of the time.
Submitted by Hobocore (user info) at 2006-09-29 04:22:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GG, I loled
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-09-29 01:46:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I made a list!
However, ILS, you and I both know that I didn't say the above quote. Why would you lie? I looked up to you ,fucken liAR!!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-29 01:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-28 23:22:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
*punches self in testes*
*cries*
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Wow. I might not say anything funny, but apparently I can make you bust a nut without even being there. There's something to be said for that, I'd imagine.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-09-29 01:18:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Whoever said you can't drown your problems away your problems with a bottle wasn't do it right"
-me
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2006-09-29 00:54:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey man whats up
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-29 00:53:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shaun_Rocks (user info) at 2006-09-28 23:17:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
Why do I have to find out about my friend (Assholy) cockslapping a puppy from strangers? You'd think he would have the common courtesy to tell me in person.
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My mother taught me never to kiss and tell...or cockslap and tell.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-09-29 00:23:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHA ASSHOLE, THERES NO FRATS AT COMMUNITY COLLEGES!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
*sigh*
Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2006-09-29 00:02:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rehab is for quitters
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-09-28 23:53:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK
another lame quote.
>mutter<
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-09-28 23:47:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm tellin you man, I totally kicked penguin ass.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-09-28 23:41:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Bob Dole likes to hear the sound of Bob Dole's voice. Bob Dole!" - Bob_Dole
BOB DOLE WHOO!!!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-28 23:22:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-28 21:50:01 (#)
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I'm waiting for a while to surprise the fuck out of someone when I finally -2 a post
probably a post of one of my friends
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WOO I'm safe. You don't even read mine.
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What was there to read in "Autumn," Picture-Posting Polly?
A haiku?
WHAT SORT OF PERSON ACTS THE FOOL AND POSTS POETRY ON THIS SITE????
BLARAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHApenis.
*punches self in testes*
*cries*
Submitted by Gingerly (user info) at 2006-09-28 23:21:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shaun_Rocks (user info) at 2006-09-28 23:17:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why do I have to find out about my friend (Assholy) cockslapping a puppy from strangers? You'd think he would have the common courtesy to tell me in person.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-28 23:13:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I said it then and I'll say it now...the Sybian is not to be trusted.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-28 22:45:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Of course George/PIB thinks it's shit.
He's a douche.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-28 22:42:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
shit...
just, shit.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-09-28 22:37:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You made me sound like an emo doosh. I hate you.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-09-28 22:34:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I should have made this list too.
damn.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-09-28 22:28:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Come on, dude... no "My name is Brokeback Mountain because I love Burt Myanus."??
Total absolute toolednesses.
These, like the last ones, are decent though.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-28 22:02:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-28 21:50:01 (#)
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I'm waiting for a while to surprise the fuck out of someone when I finally -2 a post
probably a post of one of my friends
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WOO I'm safe. You don't even read mine.
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I reads 'em, but iffin I -2s 'em,
Saccy wiil call me an asswipe. Which I is. . . . . . .
Be that as it may. . . . . . . .
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-09-28 21:52:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i don't?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-28 21:50:01 EDT (#)
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I'm waiting for a while to surprise the fuck out of someone when I finally -2 a post
probably a post of one of my friends
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WOO I'm safe. You don't even read mine.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-28 21:48:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it's true, i did.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-09-28 21:47:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm waiting for a while to surprise the fuck out of someone when I finally -2 a post
probably a post of one of my friends
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-28 21:45:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You mistyped the picture name, ya fuckin' maroon. . . . . . .
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-09-28 21:42:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i have said better things than that.
i think you just made that one up.
i liked this anyway.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-09-28 21:39:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-28 21:28:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-09-28 21:18:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish I said funny things.
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all i got quoted for last time was saying "i'm a cannibal." so fucking what. everyone says that.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-09-28 21:39:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
why the FUCK am i not up there Steak? Are you cheating on me?!?
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-28 21:33:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCKIN DAMMIT I WASN'T IN HERE!??!?! AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU!?!!?!?!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-28 21:28:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-09-28 21:18:26 (#)
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I wish I said funny things.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-09-28 21:25:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Did I say that?
Submitted by Defect (user info) at 2006-09-28 21:19:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Some of these demand context.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-09-28 21:18:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish I said funny things.