Movies that you are ashamed to say you own... NSFW (1263 hits)
Category: Movies & TVRating: 1.31 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Leader Of Men<davexvii.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2006-09-29 06:44:10 EDT
I have quite a few including and not limited to:
Ultraviolet - The graphics until the last scene held my interest like a ball of yarn.
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - Sean Connery
Benchwarmers - David Spade's sense of humor rests in peace with Chris Farley
Say Anything - Im a sucker for a boombox and Peter Gabriel
Prime - This sentimental bitch bought it because can identify me scrogging her the same as these actors devoid of chemistry
Dave Chapelle's Block Party - I thought it was stand up
Bad Boys I and II, Chronicles of Riddick and Pitch Black, A Man Apart, Walking Tall, The Rundown - I probably have some Freudian fascination while black men's genitals or I just like shitty action movies that require no thinking... Im not sure which
Aeon Flux - Same as Ultraviolet only Charlize Theron makes my pener happy
A New World - I thought there were going to be more naked squaws
And last but certainly not least
Rocky V - It came with the fucking anthology...
Oh and if this has been done before... well I assume it has because nothing is original anymore...
And I apologize to retrospect for basically being a hypocrite in the last 20 words.
In an unrelated story....
User Reviews
Submitted by LeaderOfMen (user info) at 2006-09-30 19:19:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Unabonger, at least you didnt say the Notebook or Life as a House or some shit like that.
Submitted by Targa (user info) at 2006-09-30 18:12:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I quite LIKED hellboy.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-09-29 09:36:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey I'm not ashamed to say I like and/or own any of the following movies from your list:
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Dave Chapelle's Block Party, Chronicles of Riddick and Pitch Black, Walking Tall, The Rundown
Do I have a problem?
However, I AM ashamed to say I own and like XXX, Hellboy and Ghost Ship
*sob*
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-09-30 17:43:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
rocky V owns.
I'll give you one:
A Life Less Ordinary.
god I'm a loser...
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2006-09-30 17:37:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-29 12:40:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
i don't own any of those.
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2006-09-30 10:58:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Josie and the Pussycats, Antitrust, and Cruel Intentions. I can't bring myself to get rid of them.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-09-29 18:40:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
KRACKA! I'm with you on the opening scene where the people get sliced up. But I also like the part where they flashback and show how the boat succumbed to evil.
And yeah, its the first XXX. Fuck a Ice Cube!
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-09-29 17:13:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tommy 'The Machine' Gunn can really whoop Rocky's ass.. that shit was staged though.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-09-29 17:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
rocky 5 was awesome
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2006-09-29 17:06:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-09-29 09:36:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey I'm not ashamed to say I like and/or own any of the following movies from your list:
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Dave Chapelle's Block Party, Chronicles of Riddick and Pitch Black, Walking Tall, The Rundown
Do I have a problem?
However, I AM ashamed to say I own and like XXX, Hellboy and Ghost Ship
*sob*
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GHOST SHIP?!?!?!? really GHOST SHIP?!?!?!?!?!?
the only good thing about that movie is the opening scene and the credits. even though it is better than darkness falls
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2006-09-29 15:30:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the pic. nice work.
Submitted by LeaderOfMen (user info) at 2006-09-29 13:18:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-09-29 09:36:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey I'm not ashamed to say I like and/or own any of the following movies from your list:
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Dave Chapelle's Block Party, Chronicles of Riddick and Pitch Black, Walking Tall, The Rundown
Do I have a problem?
However, I AM ashamed to say I own and like XXX, Hellboy and Ghost Ship
*sob*
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ATTN BLACK MENZ
Actually the judges will let you pass as long as its the first Triple X... and besides its Vin Diesel who wouldnt want to play with his.... i mean enjoy watching him act? ....
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-29 12:40:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i don't own any of those.
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-09-29 12:39:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice it picture must add it to the uber collection
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-09-29 09:36:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey I'm not ashamed to say I like and/or own any of the following movies from your list:
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Dave Chapelle's Block Party, Chronicles of Riddick and Pitch Black, Walking Tall, The Rundown
Do I have a problem?
However, I AM ashamed to say I own and like XXX, Hellboy and Ghost Ship
*sob*
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-29 09:17:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I like "Say Anything".
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-09-29 09:12:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ever After, Beauty and the Beast, The Little Mermaid - I'm married (to a girl)
The Breakfast Club - Molly Ringwald
Submitted by LeaderOfMen (user info) at 2006-09-29 08:33:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kaos- I have seen all 5 of those movies... Is it ironic that in the movie the Hours I felt like the taking my own life for having watched it as Julianne Moore did the same? The only thing decent about Dracula 2000 was the soundtrack if I remember right.
Submitted by LeaderOfMen (user info) at 2006-09-29 08:19:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Some random wet dream I found on break.com...
Ive already masturbated to this picture... YOU CANT HAVE HER!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-29 07:57:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Ghosts Of Mars" - concept was good, even though it had Ice Cube in it. He should stick to teh funny.
"Hours" - Ex bought it, then left it here. It's still in it's Blockbuster case, so I can't sell it back...
"Dracula 2000" - Gerard Butler was cool, even if the rest of the cast sucked. Colleen Fitzpatrick is hot, too.
"Cabin Fever" - It was a gift from my little brothers, along with "Cube"
"A.I." - I have no idea how I got this movie, but it missing the original box, so I can't sell it back either.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-29 07:32:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who is that? I must purchase her
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-09-29 07:16:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't own any of those.
Submitted by WingedFoote (user info) at 2006-09-29 06:47:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
works for me...