A nice picture of tits (NSFW) (3172 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.56 on 42 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by billy (View user info) at 2006-09-29 15:28:53 EDT
Hey people I was wondering, does anyone else out there enjoy titty slapped? I happen to love it. It's when the girl is on top of you, and she swings her massive tits back and forth, slapping you in the face repeatedly with them on both sides. It's very satisfying. And now for the pic, as promised....
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User Reviews
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-04-07 09:55:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i love the the way all these guys are rejecting these plastic tits, like theyre fucking playboy bunnies all night, every night, and that the mere sight of these faux-funbags isnt enough to make them spray their inneffectual, watery boy-juice all over their spiderman underoos.
theyre a little hard and odd, compared to normal, but id be happy to have either of those unnatural appendages in my mouth. however, shlongy was right (as he quite often is, surprisingly), this is the internet, we get all the tits and gash we need and its much better than this, even the 'amateur' stuff.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-04-07 08:20:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dont tell me you are in vegas
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-04-07 07:49:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-09-29 18:35:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
yep, fags at the titty bar...
no, i love tits in my face. i love 'em like a kid lovin' candy.
i hate when they slap them back and forth with tremendous amounts of pressure. pow pow pow! fap fap fap!
for my money, i'd rather get my balls dry humped by the bitch than have my face assaulted with plastic funbags.
what's gay about that?
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I see what you mean. Plus I have glasses now. My buddy and I went down to Deja Vu the other day and the bitch damn-near knocked them off my face with her mammies.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-07 05:46:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-04-05 22:47:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, you truly are a faggot aren't you?
Submitted by rejected (user info) at 2006-10-13 15:00:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I don't think I even have a shot at putting one of thise nips in my mouth.
Submitted by Arizhel (user info) at 2006-10-11 22:28:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"What about the breathing, the panting, the moaning, the screaming?"
"Fake, fake, fake, fake."
Just like these boobs.
Scary, scary boobs.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-10 19:08:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-30 16:15:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2006-09-29 17:31:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
She's thin, the tits are real, and they are better than 95% of the tits I've seen on this site. Sorry if you didn't like em.
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The tits are real, yes. But the implants in them are not.
If you can't see the poorly healed scar tissue, you need glasses.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-09-30 06:10:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-29 19:36:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Those are some hideous breasts.
Sorry, I like mine perky with nice small pink nipples.
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Pre-16.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-30 01:29:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You girlfreind is an ugly ugly ugly ugly hwore.
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2006-09-30 01:01:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
unless those are your tits....
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-09-29 20:11:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
AREOLAAAAAAAAAA!
Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-09-29 20:04:26 EDT (#)
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Looks pretty plagiarized to me.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-29 19:36:58 EDT (#)
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Those are some hideous breasts.
Sorry, I like mine perky with nice small pink nipples.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-29 18:43:17 EDT (#)
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haha
linked
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-09-29 18:40:37 EDT (#)
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yay boobs
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-09-29 18:35:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-09-29 16:45:32 (#)
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ugh...
every time i go to a strip club, the dancers do that to me. fuck that! rub my dong! shake your ass! i don't want those silicone bags slamming my head!
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yeah totally...I mean what guy out there likes tits in the face??
...fag.
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yep, fags at the titty bar...
no, i love tits in my face. i love 'em like a kid lovin' candy.
i hate when they slap them back and forth with tremendous amounts of pressure. pow pow pow! fap fap fap!
for my money, i'd rather get my balls dry humped by the bitch than have my face assaulted with plastic funbags.
what's gay about that?
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-09-29 18:31:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
have a slightly better rating for this being your GF/wifes pic (allegedly)
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-09-29 18:27:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
i bet you fuck alot of fat chicks. Nice saucer nips
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-09-29 18:22:26 EDT (#)
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I believe the scientific term to describe those anomalies is "Hockey Puck Nipples"
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-09-29 17:42:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
if she's thin, how come i can see three chins, and the fat folds in the top right of the picture somewhat resemble the royal gorge (if it was fatty fat fat).
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-09-29 17:36:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hows the big ass nasty pepperoni nipples?
I like a breast to nipple ratio ALOT different that you i suppose.
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2006-09-29 17:31:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She's thin, the tits are real, and they are better than 95% of the tits I've seen on this site. Sorry if you didn't like em.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-09-29 17:24:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FEEEEE FIIIIII FOOOOO FUMMMM
I SMELL TWINKIES.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-09-29 17:22:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
it's obvious she's on her back cockstain... there's no way she could be above t, he photographer 'cause her hanging fat would have broken the camera, and suffocated them.
that woulda been nice. that way they wouldn't have posted this.
fuckin' chubby chasers.
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2006-09-29 17:13:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
she's laying on her back you morons.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-09-29 17:12:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
her areolas have their own gravitational pull... as do her gut and ass, I assume.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-29 17:02:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
her left nipple is a monster.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-09-29 16:45:32 EDT (#)
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ugh...
every time i go to a strip club, the dancers do that to me. fuck that! rub my dong! shake your ass! i don't want those silicone bags slamming my head!
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yeah totally...I mean what guy out there likes tits in the face??
...fag.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-09-29 16:33:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
ugh...
every time i go to a strip club, the dancers do that to me. fuck that! rub my dong! shake your ass! i don't want those silicone bags slamming my head!
the last lapdance i got was at a joint that didn't allow contact dances (gay) and the old filipino dancer was wearing some giant pearl necklace (har har) with a big medallion. it kept swining in my face, knocking me to and fro.
no thanks.
Submitted by X-File (user info) at 2006-09-29 16:07:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That's no boob, it's a space station.
Also: filename could have been funnier.
Also: cocks.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-09-29 16:01:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
now that is not a good boob job.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-09-29 15:56:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
-2 for shitty post
+2 for tits
+1 for not being a picture of a pair of bluetits or whatever.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2006-09-29 15:53:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Moooooooooo.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-09-29 15:48:35 EDT (#)
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Wow. Boobs on the intraweb, who would'a thunk I'd see teh day?
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-09-29 15:38:02 EDT (#)
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uhh...?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-29 15:36:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's easy. You just go like this.
(PS. It's the fucking internet, dumbass. We can get all the pictures of tits, ass, vagina that we want...and a helluva lot better looking jugs than this.)
Fuck off.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-29 15:34:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post is perfection.
Submitted by Nancypants (user info) at 2006-09-29 15:31:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey look! cookietips
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-09-29 15:30:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How can anyone not +2 this?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-09-29 15:30:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
those look like jumbo eggs