Uber Rules (536 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.28 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Damitrius (View user info) at 2006-09-29 16:57:02 EDT
Can everyone post at least guideline to surviving ubersite. Like putting SPT in titles that are pointless etc. Noob Survey.
Thanks
User Reviews
Submitted by kybernetikum (user info) at 2006-10-11 12:30:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
supa!
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-10-09 12:02:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Avatars are fucking gay.
Be less gay.
Seriously, if you get an idea and then think "someone somewhere might think this is a little gay" don't do it, because it's assramming juicy gayitude.
"avatar.bmp" = so gay it hurts.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-09 11:43:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you ever give Shlongy another retailtory -2, I promise you that your internet days will be over, asshead.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-10-03 12:37:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm feeling generous today so have a zero.
Live and leard n00bie.
Oh and as far as advice goes... Find the nearest time machine, set it to 1987 and get buttfucked by Magic Johnson...
That should do the trick.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2006-10-03 11:38:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your e-penis will be snapped like a twig, sir.
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-10-03 11:26:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Noob Survey.
Thanks
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-01 21:57:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Stick a gun in your ear and pull the trigger. Make sure it's loaded.
Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-09-29 17:28:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
simply tune baboon snacks
CHOICEBLOTTERFLAGBLANKET
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-29 17:25:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
shut the fuck up noob
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-09-29 17:17:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OH yeah and welcome to Uber! You have now "offcially" been welcomed.
See:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/77663 (yeah I fuck'n tried it too)
or ever better
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-24 18:22:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
Here, I wrote this up a while ago. Don't forget to rate...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55488
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-09-29 17:09:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
when i tried to arrive at some advice to give you, i struggled because i knew they were all a little bit over your head. then... it came to me:
stab yourself in the memory part of your brain and forget this site exists
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-09-29 17:08:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF?
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-09-29 17:08:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ROFL INSTANT CLASSIC
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-09-29 17:04:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Damitrius, Damitrius, Damitrius......Drseussman weeps for you. Now here's a recipe for you;
Put one egg, one strawberry, one half a banana, some plain yogurt (yes real yogurt) and 4 icecubes in a blender.
Now add your dick and hit puree' then enjoy!
=)
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-09-29 17:01:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
use the fucking search box.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-09-29 17:01:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Okay.
SPT = -2.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-29 16:59:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
first rule: fuck you.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-09-29 16:59:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
1. Don't attach bmp files