POS hunter - white (trash) wedding (1422 hits)
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Submitted by You_must B.Kidding <yidele.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-06-25 17:30:23 EDT
I kid you not. This POS was parked in front of a 16th century church where a wedding was held. All in all it was a very burak affair ( polish redneck = burak ), after the ceremony & mass, the happy couple came out to the POS and attempted to pile in with at least 3 other wedding party members!! precious moment( which I did not make immortal on flash memory) was when 3 aluminum can hunting bums - 2 male, one female, polish equivalen is żul or jules - approached the newlyweds & asked for their blessing & the aluminum cans tied to the bumper. They got the cans. Hillarity ensued.
Oy gewalt!
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Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-06-26 07:45:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ditch the HD flag and improve the flames, and you'd have a hot looking muscle car. Of course it can't be that cool if it doesn't run for shit, but hey, it 'looks' cool.
My 68 Goat had side pipes, very good for keeping the out board part of the floorboards warm during the winter.
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2003-06-26 03:41:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no, that's just a fat, bald & old polish dude. Elcamino is a POS by design. There is no such thing as a pickupcar, the concept is radiculous. It's just a chevelle with a bad hacksaw job aft of the door pillar. Have you actually tried to carry anything in the Pickup part of an elcamino? chevy commercials used to show one with one hay bale in the bed - that is because that's about all you can put in one, either that or a keg of beer. Elcamino is a car for the wannabe redneck set. I don't mean the urban cowboy or the FFA kid - they'd spend the money to buy a real truck - I mean the sick piece of white trash who'd want to emphasize the country attitude and simultaneously do as little work as possible. In addition it has the most serious design flaw of any chevy since the corvair - it is impossible to ball in it unless you're a midget.
Elcamino -- the quintessential white trash automobile
Submitted by TheMan (user info) at 2003-06-25 22:10:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Is that MickGinny hanging out by the hood?
Submitted by Yes at 2003-06-25 19:26:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
El Camino = POS? I don't think so, but hey, thats me...
has anyone on here seen the newish Holden El Camino? looks a lot like the SSR to me, but hey, again, thats me...
ciao.
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2003-06-25 18:47:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
doubtless the same paiter applied the flames on this POS and on this: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=105386293069145978
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2003-06-25 18:45:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know nuthin' 'bout no goat rapin'. other than that, it's right on. No sterno, they probably picked "pirate rum" which is polish wino talk for denatured alcohol. It is blue tinted and has the skull& crossed bones on the label, hence the obvious association. Oh, sure, when I was about 15-16 , I thought elcamino was cool, but have you ever tried to make out in an elcamino? Please note the raised rear for tire smokin' fun & virtually no traction. Why are they advertising for HD? it nakes no sense to me. AND NO, THIS IS NOT MY RIDE. I just bought a new corolla wagon that will run a month on the fuel this POS burns in a day. with a/c on, to boot.
Submitted by blujnbbyqn (user info) at 2003-06-25 18:35:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ah the El Camino. Memories of my youth rear their ugly heads. I grew up in a town where about 75% of the boys would have given their left cajone for a ride like that. It appears that the El Camino may be making a comeback, in a retro-hillbilly sort of way.
Nice of them to let the scroungers have the cans. I presume they spent the money from recycling on a can of Sterno each?
Whoooo Hooooo! Redneck, shit stomping, goat roping men make me moist.
Michelle
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-06-25 18:33:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry, Yidele, but I like that car.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2003-06-25 18:24:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hah.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-06-25 18:21:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yidele, this is one bad ass ride! how long have you owned it?
Submitted by HeavensWalls (user info) at 2003-06-25 18:19:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hahaha
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-06-25 17:58:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"polish equivalen is żul or jules"
unicode failed you man. what did you mean to type?
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-06-25 17:40:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
that is the sweetest ride i have ever seen!
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2003-06-25 17:40:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
? what's not to understand?
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2003-06-25 17:32:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i do not understand