My dog is weird (970 hits)
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Submitted by iradney (View user info) at 2006-09-30 08:51:55 EDT
I swear to God my dog knows more than he's letting on. Sure, he acts like a typical dog - licks himself, gets excited when you come home, chases his tail...
But there are times that I'm convinced he's a little smarter than we think. If you really consider the whole thing, he's got it pretty good. He gets walked everyday (and as a result, the whole neighbourhood has been peed on), two square meals, and he's an "only child" so the attention is unlimited.
We have those cool office wheelies chairs in the study, and he likes to lie with his head right ON the wheel. We've learnt to check the floor before moving the chair, otherwise we get yelps and glares. However, if you say "I'm going to move now", he gets up and allows you to move. That is just weird.
That, and the way he sleeps. There's no way to describe it, so here's a pic.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-02 18:48:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
now, you need to post a pic of yourself like that....
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-10-02 10:57:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That picture is obcene.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-01 17:54:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awwww... I wanna doggie!
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-01 17:26:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The below review makes me very uncomfortable.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2006-10-01 17:04:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, now I don't have to search for porn.
Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2006-10-01 04:51:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I had a Schnauzer that could understand more english than most of my neighbors.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-30 20:51:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
My dog sleeps like that as well. Sometimes he curves back around (still hanging his junk out in air) with his head by his butt. The boy took yoga or something.
Submitted by calbearspolo (user info) at 2006-09-30 20:31:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Waddup DOG!?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-09-30 17:54:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i got a cocker spaniel and a springer spaniel. they're both mega retarded.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-09-30 17:34:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dogs is teh awesome
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-09-30 16:40:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 dog.
i got a german shepard and 2 huskies...good times.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-09-30 16:20:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DOGS ARE COO
RAAA
GOBEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-09-30 15:52:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ok, just pick whatever you can respond to and ignore the rest.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-09-30 15:32:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ratings are more important than anything EVER.
That's why every time I'm feelin' down, I just take a look at my average rating and it cheers me up every time.
-2 is SO mean. They should disable -2.
Submitted by iradney (user info) at 2006-09-30 14:16:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it took me 30 minutes, Echo, because i happen to have a life outside uber.
but then again, you wouldn't really know. -2 me all you want, i'm already over it (and your infantile attempts at insults) have a good weekend, pumpkin.
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-09-30 13:51:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my dog does the exact same thing...
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-09-30 13:30:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"oh, and btw, YOUR is a possessive pronoun"
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if YOU'RE going to criticize grammar, you should try to avoid 8th grade acronyms, asshole.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-09-30 13:26:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
it took you 30 minutes to turn my insult around (which makes no sense because YOU care about ratings, remember, not me) and find a single grammatical error. you're reaching because you realized how fucking pathetic you sound.
Submitted by iradney (user info) at 2006-09-30 13:21:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-09-30 12:44:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
hahahaha, did you seriously just call me out for my average rating? guess what dipshit? THIS IS THE INTERNET! ratings don't mean shit so get off your high horse and stop acting like your god's greatest gift to ubersite because you have a 1.3 rating.
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Why, am i trespassing in your territory? (re the god's gift comment)
oh, and btw, YOUR is a possessive pronoun, so "your god's greatest gift" makes little or no sense. YOU ARE (or YOU'RE) would be more appropriate.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-09-30 12:53:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-30 12:50:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/50796
my dog sleeps like that too.
WOOO DAWGIES
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-09-30 12:45:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-30 12:39:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-09-30 12:34:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
Echococksucker? clever.
thanks for answering my question. you're just retarded.
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That's why you don't have a dog. You want to be the smartest puke in the house...
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seriously man, if you can't put together a coherent thought, just stop. it's fucking pathetic what you think is an insult.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-09-30 12:44:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hahahaha, did you seriously just call me out for my average rating? guess what dipshit? THIS IS THE INTERNET! ratings don't mean shit so get off your high horse and stop acting like your god's greatest gift to ubersite because you have a 1.3 rating.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-30 12:39:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-09-30 12:34:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
Echococksucker? clever.
thanks for answering my question. you're just retarded.
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That's why you don't have a dog. You want to be the smartest puke in the house...
Submitted by iradney (user info) at 2006-09-30 12:36:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wow! an insult! from someone with an average rating of 0.81, no less!
I shall go slit my wrists immediately!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-09-30 12:34:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Echococksucker? clever.
thanks for answering my question. you're just retarded.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-30 12:33:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-09-30 12:30:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
what the fuck? are you mixing medications or are you just retarded?
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Never get a dog, Echococksucker. He will bite off your tiny balls.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-09-30 12:30:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what the fuck? are you mixing medications or are you just retarded?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-09-30 12:30:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pets auto 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-30 12:29:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-09-30 12:26:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
how about you teach your dog some fucking discipline, you floppy pussy.
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Discipline is for you, asshole. Drink bleach.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-09-30 12:28:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
god damnit, i hate this post so much.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-09-30 12:26:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
how about you teach your dog some fucking discipline, you floppy pussy.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-30 11:58:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Folks hate when I say this, but I really prefer my dogs and cats to most people...
:)
Submitted by Entaran (user info) at 2006-09-30 11:51:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Dog.
Have 3 pure bred German Shepherds (one's the son of the other two).
Gorgeous, extremely good natured and nobody fucks with my house.
They're mighty smart too. Mine can open doors to get into the house (even if they're locked) and do a bunch of other random things that I got too bored repeating so I taught them how. IE: They bring their food bowl to me when they're hungry and know a few different pitched whines/barks that specifically mean different things.
Love them@!
Couldn't live without a couple of big dogs. Feel lost :/
Submitted by Gingerly (user info) at 2006-09-30 11:12:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2 dog
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-30 11:06:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by iradney (user info) at 2006-09-30 11:00:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
He's a border collie crossed with a labrador.
the result? a hyperactive overintelligent slobbering ball of fur.
Man i love him :)
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There's your answer. Border Collies are the most intelligent canine breed. I have two of them. The oldest, now 16 and a half, is/was the most word smart dog I have even seen. I say 'was' because he is 80% deaf now.
Love that dog, dude! He will be your friend forever and never let you down!
Submitted by iradney (user info) at 2006-09-30 11:00:30 EDT (#)
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He's a border collie crossed with a labrador.
the result? a hyperactive overintelligent slobbering ball of fur.
Man i love him :)
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-30 10:49:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy dark picture, Batman. What kind of dog is it?
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-30 10:32:22 EDT (#)
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My Dog is a superintelligent being as well. All superintelligent being sleep that way.
Submitted by iradney (user info) at 2006-09-30 10:08:05 EDT (#)
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ew! k, my dog hasn't spooged on anyone's leg...yet...he's only 18 months old.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-09-30 10:07:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahha he looks like hes in mid air.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-09-30 09:09:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My dog used to lie like that, but his face would turn inside out on account of him being a boxer. He also spunked on my sister in law's leg, she'd been away and he'd 'missed' her apparently..
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-09-30 08:58:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like the picture and the word learnt.