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Submitted by <bakked1.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-06-25 18:51:11 EDT
Today we got the "BEST" Weapons of mass destruction evidence since the war started. We were given part of a centrifuge, that had been buried in the back yard of an iraqi scientist house over 12 years ago. Let me spell it out for you, P-A-T-H-E-T-I-C. CNN is reporting this as "breaking news"! This isn't shit! Where's the vx? the anthrax? the missles???? WHAT. THE. FUCK.
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Submitted by Alabama (user info) at 2003-06-26 20:21:39 EDT (#)
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By the way, I'm not too confident about that article. I wouldn't mind it being independently confirmed a few more times.
Submitted by Alabama (user info) at 2003-06-26 20:18:58 EDT (#)
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CIA tried to plant WMD's and screwed it up.
http://www.iraqwar.ru/iraq-read_article.php?articleId=9474&lang=en
Submitted by glam_daddy (user info) at 2003-06-26 18:19:43 EDT (#)
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"like i said...saying these pieces are a threat is like saying 2 screws and a bolt is a car."
-glam
So you admit, then, that if the Iraqis had such tools, that they could have made weapons of mass destruction?
Case closed.
HUH?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-06-26 14:14:13 EDT (#)
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How did I miss this earlier? Isn't this fun? If they had these wmd's, why didn't they use them in some kind of last ditch effort at resistance? You are surrounded, you tried to kill dubbya's daddy, and your people are beating your statues with shoes, what would you do cause I'd blow all you fuckers away if I were a crazed megalomaniac dictator.
Submitted by turveytopsy (user info) at 2003-06-26 14:11:25 EDT (#)
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The vx, anthrax, and nuclear weapons were gone LONG before the supposed deadline on the old resolution. Iraq has had years with which to clean up their secret projects while inspectors were shepherded around the country and diplomats were debating causality in the UN.
You want to know where the weapons are? Ask Syria, Iran, Egypt, or pretty much any other Middle Eastern nation which plays host for radical terrorist groups.
Submitted by Alabama (user info) at 2003-06-26 00:33:20 EDT (#)
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God told Bush to strike Iraq:
According to Abbas, immediately thereafter Bush
said: "God told me to strike at al Qaida and I
struck them, and then he instructed me to
strike at Saddam, which I did, and now I am
determined to solve the problem in the Middle
East. If you help me I will act, and if not,
the elections will come and I will have to
focus on them."
Jesus H. fucking Christ Mary Mother of God!!! Time to dust off the bomb shelter.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2003-06-25 23:19:59 EDT (#)
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"So you admit, then, that if the Iraqis had such tools, that they could have made weapons of mass destruction? "
Wasn't Forrest Gump from Alabama?
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2003-06-25 23:18:17 EDT (#)
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I'm guessing our terrorism alert level is now at the red zone. Better stock up on supplies, they might be throwing a rusty centrifuge at any of our heads.
Submitted by Alabama (user info) at 2003-06-25 20:38:56 EDT (#)
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I decided today that Republicans, being impervious to logic and reason, are completely invincible in any debate.
I couldn't beat 'em, so I joined 'em. So bring on your facts. Bring on a videotaped confession by Bush that he stole the election. I don't care. You will lose.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-06-25 20:33:29 EDT (#)
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Jesus, Alabama. Stupid is as stupid does.
Good finds.
Submitted by Alabama (user info) at 2003-06-25 20:28:22 EDT (#)
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"like i said...saying these pieces are a threat is like saying 2 screws and a bolt is a car."
-glam
So you admit, then, that if the Iraqis had such tools, that they could have made weapons of mass destruction?
Case closed.
Submitted by glam_daddy (user info) at 2003-06-25 20:27:42 EDT (#)
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You know what this is sad indeed. please follow me here....
this is what we found
photo
http://whatreallyhappened.com/cnncentrifuge.jpg
now this next photo is an actual complete gas centrifuge facility in the United States, covering 750 acres. Doesn't look like something you could actually bury under a rose bush, does it?
photo
http://whatreallyhappened.com/uscentrifuge.jpg
It takes HUNDREDS of gas centrifuges, shown above, to produce even miniscule amounts of uranium 238. Facilities for producing uranium 238 for power reactors or weapons are therefore huge. A single gas centrifuge is useless except for laboratory experiments involving microscopic amounts of materials.
so dont even try to tell me these 12 year old pices of metal are a threat to us.
I wont even mention the irony of us starting a war and using these scrap bits of metal as justification when we ourselves have severall fully funtioning centrifuges...
dont get me started.
Submitted by glam_daddy (user info) at 2003-06-25 20:20:29 EDT (#)
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"Oh puh-leeeze, baked. What else could a centrifuge possibly be used for except the production of nuclear weapons? Huh? C'mon, tough guy, just one example. I dare you! I FUCKING DARE YOU!!"
nobody denies these were parts of a centrafuge, its just that these are 12 years old. and pieces of a bomb is not - a bomb.
like i said...saying these pieces are a threat is like saying 2 screws and a bolt is a car.
just doesnt fly.
Submitted by Alabama (user info) at 2003-06-25 20:17:38 EDT (#)
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Oh puh-leeeze, baked. What else could a centrifuge possibly be used for except the production of nuclear weapons? Huh? C'mon, tough guy, just one example. I dare you! I FUCKING DARE YOU!!
Submitted by Fleury75 (user info) at 2003-06-25 19:47:01 EDT (#)
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CNN LIES
Submitted by glam_daddy (user info) at 2003-06-25 19:41:53 EDT (#)
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saying these bits and pieces are a WMD is like saying a screw and a bolt is a car.
pathetic is right.
Submitted by Yes at 2003-06-25 19:30:19 EDT (#)
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Spark one and masturbate... that always helps me to get to sleep when sleep don't want to come...
hehehe.
Submitted by korthrun (user info) at 2003-06-25 18:58:44 EDT (#)
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Unless you own the copyright to those words, you can be sued for posting them on the web - BEWARE!
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2003-06-25 18:57:42 EDT (#)
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Faithless
Reverence (1996)
Insomnia
I only smoke weed when I need to,
And I need to get some rest,
I confess, I burnt a hole in the mattress,
Yes, yes, it was me, I plead guilty,
And on the count of three I pull back the duvet,
Make my way to the refrigerator,
One dry potato inside, no lie
Not even bread, jam,
When the light above my head went bam!
I can't sleep, something's all over me,
Greasy, insomnia please release me,
And let me dream about making mad love on the heath,
Tearing off tights with my teeth.
But there's no relief,
I'm wide awake in my kitchen,
It's dark and I'm lonely,
Oh, if I could only get some sleep,
Creaky noises make my skin creep,
I need to get some sleep,
I can't get no sleep....