Caulaincourt Is Dead (850 hits)
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Submitted by The Almighty Stabkill (View user info) at 2006-10-01 12:36:11 EDT
Five killed in Montreal-area overpass collapse
TORONTO (Reuters) - Five people were killed in the collapse of a Montreal area expressway overpass when their vehicles were crushed underneath a tangle of concrete debris, Canadian police said on Sunday.
Chantal Mackels, a spokeswoman for Quebec's provincial police force, told Reuters the five people were confirmed dead in Saturday's collapse after rescuers worked through the night cutting the roadway in sections to reach trapped vehicles.
The overpass came crashing down shortly before 1 p.m. (1700 GMT) on Saturday. Six people were injured, three of the critically, emergency workers said on Saturday.
Several motorists told Canada's LCN television network they had called police up to one hour before the collapse to report seeing fissures appearing in the overpass roadbed and chunks of concrete falling to the road below.
Live video images taken by helicopter and broadcast on LCN showed a large section of the overpass had collapsed, with three vehicles jammed among concrete beams and slabs of asphalt roadbed.
The collapse occurred on Boulevard de la Concorde, a busy road that crosses over Autoroute 19 in Laval, just north of Montreal.
A three-lane section of the overpass collapsed over all six lanes of the road underneath. Emergency officials brought two large cranes to the site to lift the fallen road.
In November 2000, a man was killed and two people injured after a concrete section of an overpass under construction in Laval collapsed.
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I guess his massive biceps couldn't keep up the collapsing overpass. Poor Caulaincourt will be missed.
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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-10-02 08:29:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Those crazy Canadians and thier silly street names.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-02 08:25:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, if only this were true ...
Submitted by ScarfaceMN (user info) at 2006-10-02 08:11:03 EDT (#)
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I weep. Then I read the reviews and realize that you are FULL OF LIES! TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE LIES!
Caul's not dead, I will now drink a beer to that.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-10-02 05:38:10 EDT (#)
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jgreening is obviously obese, but what many people don't know is that adipose tissue (fat) converts testosterone to estrogen, which means that in addition to a grotesque physique, he has minute testicles
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-10-02 01:27:44 EDT (#)
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Caulaincourt Is Dead (Rating: 0.45 on 12 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 25 minutes ago)
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Didn't listen to the audio file or anything, but "Caulaincourt is Dead (last reviewed by Caulaincourt)" struck me as a lot funnier than it should have.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-02 00:54:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-02 00:17:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
the asshole who advocates the extermination of french-canadians because we are apparently an inbred inferior race now uses our tragedies to slam Canada, the country that kicked his faggot cat-herding ass into the US ghey ghetto.
kill yourself.
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Telling him to kill himself for calling someone else inferior because of genetics?
Fucking HILARIOUSLY hypocritical.
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here jay http://www.ubersite.com/m/92409#2122036
and don't blame your 'genetics' you weak fuck. you do it to yourself.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-02 00:17:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the asshole who advocates the extermination of french-canadians because we are apparently an inbred inferior race now uses our tragedies to slam Canada, the country that kicked his faggot cat-herding ass into the US ghey ghetto.
kill yourself.
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Telling him to kill himself for calling someone else inferior because of genetics?
Fucking HILARIOUSLY hypocritical.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-02 00:01:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-10-01 13:38:14 (#)
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"Several motorists told Canada's LCN television network they had called police up to one hour before the collapse to report seeing fissures appearing in the overpass roadbed and chunks of concrete falling to the road below."
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Let us hope that this causes the shitstorm it deserves, and that the Canadians raise hell instead of simpering.
We can only hope it was quick for the poor bastards who died.
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the asshole who advocates the extermination of french-canadians because we are apparently an inbred inferior race now uses our tragedies to slam Canada, the country that kicked his faggot cat-herding ass into the US ghey ghetto.
kill yourself.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-01 21:51:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're batting about .200 with your last 20 posts.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-01 18:08:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can sure wish and hope, though, can't I?
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-10-01 18:07:32 EDT (#)
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meh
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-10-01 16:25:24 EDT (#)
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Psh. Caul doesn't drive. Driving is for fat American slobs that are too lazy to walk.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-10-01 13:38:14 EDT (#)
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"Several motorists told Canada's LCN television network they had called police up to one hour before the collapse to report seeing fissures appearing in the overpass roadbed and chunks of concrete falling to the road below."
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Let us hope that this causes the shitstorm it deserves, and that the Canadians raise hell instead of simpering.
We can only hope it was quick for the poor bastards who died.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-01 13:31:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ding Dong.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-10-01 13:02:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-10-01 12:58:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That sucks, he always gave me +2's
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-01 12:50:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I call sheny...sheeinan...chenan... bullshit.