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A CLlNCH IS A CLlNCH (755 hits)

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Labels: crap

Rating: 0.86 on 45 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by scourge- better than you (View user info) at 2006-10-01 20:47:57 EDT


and i'm piss drunk.

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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-18 12:52:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-31 22:29:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I've had it up to here with your shennanigans, I'm going through and -2ing ALL of your posts!

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:52:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:35:19 (#)
Ranking: -2

stop using oathmeal to +2 yourself

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:46:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

GO CARDS WOOOOOOOO!!!

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:44:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:39:58 (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/95020#2202073

banning attempt

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-09 10:07:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

it is bubs. it is.



in other news: i went to the game last night. it was awesome. BigMike, when your team loses to mine this week it's going to be okay if you want to cry a little. we'll understand.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-07 22:01:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Scourge, I hope this is tremendously better than your round two entry in UMIV....
:)


Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-07 21:47:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

bah

i say bah to you darko.

my prediction for the World Series: A's - Cards


congrats on taking out the fucking Yankees though. i cheered my ass off for Detroit.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-07 19:31:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-01 22:40:47 (#)
Ranking: 0

I think world series champs comes out of the AL central.

Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2006-10-05 21:26:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

the cards rule and fuck all of you who think not.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-05 20:36:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ANOTHER WIN TODAY.

2 - 0



IT FEELS SO GOOD

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-03 22:30:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ANOTHER WIN TODAY BABY

5 to 1 OVER THOSE GODDAMN FATHERS

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-03 16:03:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

GO PADRES WOO

Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-10-02 18:24:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Football started so baseball became pointless.

I am a Bears fan, but they will not make it through the play offs. Yes, they killed Seatlle...who didn't have Alexander.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-02 11:04:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-02 07:14:01 (#)
Ranking: 2

BUT IT SEEMED LIKE ONLY THIS WEEKEND THAT THE PHILS BEAT FLORIDA BY LIKE A GAZILLION RUNS.

And then lost.

I hate this post.

*cries season-ending emo tears wrapped in Phillies blanket*
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While my sentiments are pretty much the same, it's not like this isn't the 3rd year in a row where they lost out by less than 3 games.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-02 10:57:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My season was over months ago.

I miss the insanity of waiting until the last game of the year's over to know how things will play out.

Good luck losing to the AL in the Series.

Unless it's the Yankees.

In which case, good on ya.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-02 07:14:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

BUT IT SEEMED LIKE ONLY THIS WEEKEND THAT THE PHILS BEAT FLORIDA BY LIKE A GAZILLION RUNS.

And then lost.

I hate this post.

*cries season-ending emo tears wrapped in Phillies blanket*

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-10-02 06:31:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Just as long as I don't have to see any New York teams in the World Series....

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-02 01:12:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I don't give a fuck but
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-10-01 20:52:09 (#)
Ranking: 1

whatever - my brewers beat you today. thats all i care about.
====
GO BREW CREW WOOOOOOOOOOO

Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2006-10-02 00:34:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

baseball is dumb

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-10-02 00:32:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-10-01 23:05:31 (#)
Ranking: 2

I think the Bears are going to the Super Bowl. Seattle has gotten shelled tonight.
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WOOOOOO!!!!

FINNALLY SOMEONE ON THIS SITE KNOWS THIER ASS FROM A HOLE IN DA GROUND

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GO BEARSSSSSSS WOO!!!

Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-02 00:22:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Scourge = Auto +2

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-10-01 23:05:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think the Bears are going to the Super Bowl. Seattle has gotten shelled tonight.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-01 22:40:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I think world series champs comes out of the AL central.

Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-10-01 22:36:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 Drunk on God's day.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-01 22:29:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for snickers boy

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-01 22:28:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

They're no one...just the team with the major's best record - and it's not even close - post all star game since 2001.

All done with a total payroll of approximately 1/3 of the "big boys" like the Yanks, Sox and Mets...and less than half of other loveable losers like the Cards and Braves.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-01 22:15:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

oh, i know mike, i know.

if we get some pitching next year we'll be a force to be reckoned with. if not, we'll just bash our way into the post season again, relying on bats and a solid defensive staff.

only to mess it up once we're there.




thanks stag. i have no feelings though. i'm too cool for those.



who are these A's you speak of Shlongy? doesn't ring a bell.

Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-10-01 22:12:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Is it just me, or does that bird look just a little bit evil? Or maybe constipated, I can't tell.

+1 because I want to see David Wells trying to score from first on a double in the gap against the Cards, and because I'm listening to the soundtrack to "the Natural".

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-01 22:09:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

The National League, which really sucks cock, winner will come out of the West.

Look at the two pitching staffs of the Mets - a mess (Game 1 starter is 48 years old)- and the Crads ( No closer and Jeff Weaver? Buahauahauaha)- a BIGGER mess.

A's win the World Series. (in my dreams).

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-10-01 22:07:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 because you +2 EVERYTHING. It's only fair.

Watch out for those internet tough guys, they might hurt chu feelings.

Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-10-01 22:06:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Even without Pedro, the Mets own the cards.

Just thought you should know. :)

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-01 22:02:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

3 months?

fuck. i knew something was wrong with me.

oh yeah, the tootsie roll sized dick guy is a few posts up. i'm at least a snickers bar. probably even a kingsized one.





Go Cards.



Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-01 22:00:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

How about if I attach my dentures to that tootsie roll sized dick of yours?

it'd be the first action your little fella has seen in three months.

Go A's.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-01 21:56:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

american football is as boring as your shtick on Uber shlong.

and the american league is shit. it just is.



also, i know we will not go anywhere in the post season. i'll be the first to admit that. we have no pitching and shitty coaching. larussa has a goatse sized asshole from having his head up there so often. the fact of the matter is, we still finished on top of the division anyway.

the finish WAS bullshit, but like the title says...



have a good night Herbert J., don't forget to soak your dentures before bed or you'll be cranky all day tomorrow.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-01 21:50:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Nice finish. Great September the Cards had.

Or are you talking about the egg that the FOOTBALL Cardinals laid today?

4 games and out for the Cards and also, fuck the National League.

Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-10-01 21:46:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-01 21:40:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

simon, please tell me: what the fuck is a shleppi?

just curious.




bret: whatever helps you get through the day, chumley. as long as i remain uncrumpled i will be happy.

i'm going home now, kids.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-01 21:22:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I'll spare you this time, scourge.

... but only because you're drunk and it wouldn't be a fair fight.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-01 21:22:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Great post, shleppi.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-01 21:09:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-01 20:50:05 (#)
Ranking: 0

baseball = boring.

At least you both have something in common.

---

sure, sure koolman...I mean BRET.

your opinion is worth nothing.

please don't CRUMPLE ME for saying so, internet tough guy.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-10-01 20:52:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

whatever - my brewers beat you today. thats all i care about.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-01 20:51:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Stupid Royals...

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-01 20:50:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


While I think baseball is boring... drinking is always encouraged.


Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-01 20:50:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

baseball = boring.

At least you both have something in common.


Homer: Little baby batter,
Can't control his bladder!

Burns: Mmm...Crude, but I like it. What do you say we freshen up out
little drinkie poos?

Homer: Don't mind if I do.

Dancin' Homer