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Humanity 2.0 (1206 hits)

Category: Science & Environmental
Labels: ets_comedy_photoshops

Rating: 1.8 on 60 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2006-10-01 20:59:51 EDT




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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-10-04 19:53:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ETS, some reading for you:

http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/100406B.shtml

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-10-04 08:39:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2006-10-04 00:46:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-10-04 00:19:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

for the goonies pic

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-10-03 20:47:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-03 14:26:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-10-03 12:20:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

funny.

i did a very similar sort of thing a while ago: http://www.ubersite.com/m/69868

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-03 09:13:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-10-03 08:58:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-10-02 13:35:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Word.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-02 12:10:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-01 23:52:09 (#)
Ranking: -2

It's not being a baby, Assh. I -2 everything that uses that pic.

Even good shit (of which there hasn't been much) """

what a wanker.


Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-10-02 11:57:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-10-02 11:35:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-10-02 11:26:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2006-10-02 11:11:26 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-10-01 22:41:21 (#)
Ranking: 0

Damn.
http://www.democracynow.org/article.pl?sid=06/09/29/150254

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How fucking ironic.

Good post, too.

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I don't know how ironic it is, but it's pretty damn disconcerting.

Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2006-10-02 11:11:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-10-01 22:41:21 (#)
Ranking: 0

Damn.
http://www.democracynow.org/article.pl?sid=06/09/29/150254

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How fucking ironic.

Good post, too.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-02 09:50:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto ETS -2.

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-10-02 09:41:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I liked this.


Which doesn't really say alot

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-02 09:22:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ace.

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-10-02 08:32:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-10-02 07:41:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

When the patch comes out I want a photographic memory.

Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-10-02 07:17:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by august_sobriquet (user info) at 2006-10-01 22:47:46 (#)
Ranking: 2

yeah, speaking of vision...I am sitting in the dark reading this and when I got to the reviews, it was like one of those optical illusion stare at it tricks and the white part of the page was covered in horizontal black bars.
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Yeah it fucked with my colour perception too, but I forgive it because it didn't have any conspiracy theory bollocks in it. Who knew he could do entertaining stuff too?

That Hubble pic and the DaVinci bones thingy were both on previous TTOM posts. ALTER?!

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-02 06:56:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2006-10-02 06:32:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I just shat myself.

That has nothing to do with this post, which is like totally awesome, but I felt that I should share this information with people nonetheless.

Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-10-02 05:56:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-02 04:43:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-02 03:45:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-10-02 02:12:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Swish.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-02 01:08:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

and another to balance out the whiny ass who is bitching about using a pic that he TOOK OF HIMSELF

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-02 01:06:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OMG -2 you mispelt tremor and Amelia!!! OMG!

this was fucking good.
What does it mean when I meant to type "this" and first I typed "shit"? Am I dyslexic, or is that some sort of Freudian slip?

DO I EVEN WANT TO KNOW?

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-02 00:52:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

coo

Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2006-10-02 00:45:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

really enjoyed this

Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-10-01 23:54:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses!

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-01 23:52:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It's not being a baby, Assh. I -2 everything that uses that pic.

Even good shit (of which there hasn't been much)

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-10-01 23:34:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-10-01 23:07:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-01 22:34:23 (#)
Ranking: -2

I was actually going to give this a +1.




But thenI saw the little jibe at me, so now I think I'll tell Bradley to die in a fire like his personal savoirs at Waco.

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what a baby

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-01 23:00:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-01 21:08:57 (#)
Ranking: 2

auto-ets +2


Submitted by august_sobriquet (user info) at 2006-10-01 22:47:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yeah, speaking of vision...I am sitting in the dark reading this and when I got to the reviews, it was like one of those optical illusion stare at it tricks and the white part of the page was covered in horizontal black bars.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-10-01 22:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Damn.
http://www.democracynow.org/article.pl?sid=06/09/29/150254

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-01 22:34:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I was actually going to give this a +1.




But thenI saw the little jibe at me, so now I think I'll tell Bradley to die in a fire like his personal savoirs at Waco.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-01 22:00:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

NOT SAFE FOR WORK PARAGRAPH NAZI!! IT HAS GREENING IN IT!!!


Sorry jpeg.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-01 21:56:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

good stuff.

Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-10-01 21:54:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto +2 for the Hubble Heritage image toward the Galactic bulge.

As for improving the human race, I'm just gonna kick back, pop open a frosty one, and let evolution do the work. That way I get to keep enjoying the Darwin awards.

Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2006-10-01 21:53:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-10-01 21:48:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I was the beta version of Human 2.0.

I feel so alone.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-10-01 21:46:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yeah, we suck.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-01 21:39:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What the fuck is this shit?

Submitted by r1nce (user info) at 2006-10-01 21:38:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-10-01 21:36:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Utter horseshit.

Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2006-10-01 21:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This was a very enjoyable read. Thank you.

Submitted by Defect (user info) at 2006-10-01 21:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Have another +2 for the peener.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-01 21:21:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2









Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2006-10-01 21:21:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for God wearing a stars n stripes tunic.

I'll read the rest later.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-01 21:19:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 effort

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-10-01 21:19:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Stupid midget AIDS.



Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-10-01 21:18:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No 9/11!!!!!!!


Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2006-10-01 21:17:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I knew you had a sense of humor in there somewhere.

Submitted by Defect (user info) at 2006-10-01 21:15:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

But....but.....if our bones are made out of diamonds...how is Method supposed sell his fake jewelry?

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-10-01 21:13:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Like tantric sex, the odd pieces of amusement seemed to come between vast tracts of not much.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-01 21:08:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

auto-ets +2

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-01 21:06:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

FIRST REVIEW EVAR


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