A very sad gorilla (579 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.63 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by TMB (View user info) at 2006-10-02 09:40:45 EDT
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Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-05 12:54:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-04 18:44:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Old Godzilla was fucking around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Batman jizzed from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a bat cumspray
Godzilla got laid and began to fuck back
But didn't expect to be fucked by Shaq
He proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Lube
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started sucking off Shaquille O'Neal
In the back seat of the Batmobile
But before they could make it back to Aaron's loveshack
Abraham Lincoln teabagged his sack
Took a 9-inch vibrator out of his hat
And blew Batman
Then he ran out of rubber and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came on Batman's face
This is the ultimate orgy (of homosexuality)
Good guys and bad guys with dildos (as far as the eye can see)
There's quite a lot of fellatio and much sodomy
This is the ultimate orgy (of homosexuality)
Godzilla took a shit on Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff shit all over crime
Then Shaq came back covered in Godzilla's scat
Then Jackie Chan jacked off and nutted on his back
And Batman was flaccid and trying to get horny
So he thought of an armadillo named Corey
But suddenly something caught his eye and he licked
Indiana Jones' 13-inch dick
Then he took Godzilla from behind
Reached around for his cock which he just couldn't find
Then Batman squirted and he shot and he missed
And penetrated Jackie Chan with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and gave the peace sign
As Abraham Lincoln tried to sixty-nine with Optimus Prime
And they both got some
Then they all got showered in Care Bear cum
This is the ultimate orgy (of homosexuality)
Good guys and bad guys with dildos (as far as the eye can see)
It's gayer than Brokeback Mountain, I think you would agree
This is the ultimate orgy...
Cue porno music, a funky jive chorus
Down from the heavens came naked Chuck Norris
Who discovered a dick as hard as bones
Attached to the crotch of Indiana Jones
He bent over on the ground, smiling with glee
As Batman changed into Ron Jeremy
But Chuck saw through this clever disguise
And buried Batman's face in between his thighs
Then Gandalf The Pimp and Gandalf the Ho
Matt Damon and the guys from Mr. Show
And Benito Mussolini and his big weenie
And Tony Curtis in a pink bikini
Robocop, The Terminator, William Shatner, Ralph Nader
Lo Pan, Peter Pan, every male Power Ranger
Keanu Reeves and Bill S. Preston, Spok, The Rock, and Charleton Heston
Came outta nowhere lightning-fast
And they all fucked Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the greatest bukkake that the world ever saw
Making Japanese men stare in total awe
The sex went on for a century
Many cocks were sucked, but eventually
A champion stood and all the girls got wetter:
Mr. Rogers in a cumstained sweater
This is the ultimate orgy (of homosexuality)
Hot chicks and bad girls with strap-ons (as far as the eye can see)
Tits and vaginas and coming, all continuously
This is the ultimate orgy... (one great big lesbian orgy)
This is the ultimate orgy... (I think I'll jerk off again now)
This is the ultimate orgy... (of homosexuality)
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-02 15:19:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
WTF? Delivered.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-02 11:17:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Should have been titled "A Very Sad Post".
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-02 11:04:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Demi Moore?
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-10-02 10:57:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-02 10:42:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
GORILLA'S GONE WILD VOL. 1 AVAILABLE NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-10-02 10:40:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-02 10:23:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Made me smile
Submitted by sealclubber (user info) at 2006-10-02 10:21:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
HA HA Dingleberries!
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2006-10-02 10:02:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
preggers?
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-10-02 09:59:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lips should be turned down at the edges more.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-10-02 09:55:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-02 09:45:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
Delivers
It's gonna be tough to beat this one today.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-10-02 09:49:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for a miserable gorilla.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-02 09:45:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Delivers
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-10-02 09:44:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If that gorilla is pregnant, I can relate to the tender breasts and look of constant misery.