I have morons on my team... (865 hits)
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Submitted by heavenswalls <jbstizout.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-06-25 19:32:10 EDT
Yes, that's right. I have fucking morons on my team. It seems right to use that phrase, although you may not find it as funny as I because it's something a teacher I had in high school use to say whenever a "dumbass" (see earlier post) was spotted in his classroom.
I can't get over this shit.
Today in Memphis, a babysitter left a 2-year-old child in the company van ALL DAY LONG, and she died because of the heat exposure. I usually laugh when someone talks about killing babies and yes, they do annoy the shit out of me, but come on dumbass, it's a human life that you just took away because you're a FUCKING MORON. Nothing on Earth can justify your end better than an excruciating death like smothering to death in an un-air conditioned vehicle in 100-degree weather. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IN A WHEELCHAIR, are you really that stupid?!?
On top of this, we're living under a dictator that didn't 'really' get elected.
There are no justifications, and none most likely to be found for the most recent U.S. War
I have a Ketchup (not Catsup) stain on the leg of my jeans after I asked the MORONS at sonic to EXCLUDE ketchup from my burger.
I had to get out of my truck at the ATM and confront the MORON in front of me for talking to his buddy that drove up beside him who commenced to start a conversation with his 'buddy' that was holding up the line.
GODDAMNIT I HAVE MORONS ON MY TEAM...
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-06-26 11:59:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought maybe it was a vocabulary issue. I went to a drive through with my boss one time, picture a middle aged slightly overweight Jewish man complete with little beard and thinning hair riding shotgun in my Jeep Wrangler with the top down on a nice, sunny day. They put pickles in his hamburger and he apparently is not a huge fan of pickles and started removing them, throwing them at the window of the fine Burger King establishment, and screaming "I said NO FUCKING PICKLES". I'm pretty sure we were both stoned at the time, he had his own ideas about employee bonus plans. Remembering that scene still makes me laugh.
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-06-26 11:31:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you must play for the dallas cowboys....ba da ching(drum sound) I am so funny.
Submitted by HeavensWalls (user info) at 2003-06-26 02:41:02 EDT (#)
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Loki, the answer to your question is no...
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-06-26 01:59:33 EDT (#)
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"On top of this, we're living under a dictator that didn't 'really' get elected. "
holy shit!!! what country do you live in hw?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-06-25 21:48:58 EDT (#)
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Did you actually use the word "exclude"at sonic?
Submitted by TheMan (user info) at 2003-06-25 20:15:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It seems a few of your teams players have made their way here to Chicago. Better round them up, you don't want to forfeit.
Yes,
Very well spoken.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2003-06-25 20:00:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh my goodness it makes me afraid to put annie in daycare.
Submitted by Yes at 2003-06-25 19:48:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
babies die like that at least once a month during the summer here in Vegas...
will you people get off it about the great evil dictator Bush and shit, c'mon, if he is this mighty evil lord, then he is not a dumbass and you should revere and fear him, but if he is just a dumbass then he can't be this evil genius taking over the world... or is he so evil and smart that he plays stupid, then he is smart and its back to the fact that you should fear him or he will burn down your cottage and rape your sheep... or wife...
there are justifications for the war, or it would not have happened, the justifications just may not please you too much.
Don't eat at places like that. It'll give you cancer.
Get a real vehicle with a cattle guard and push those fucks outta the way.
there.
happy now?
Submitted by Fleury75 (user info) at 2003-06-25 19:46:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you're on the wrong team...
Submitted by HeavensWalls (user info) at 2003-06-25 19:41:08 EDT (#)
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Damn right it is. I tried to sway away from the use of all capital lettred words in this, but I felt like venting and if you read it, picture the capitalized words being screamed as if Sam Kinison was saying it.
OHHH OHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Submitted by ctrl_alt_del (user info) at 2003-06-25 19:37:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's a pretty shitty season for the team, eh?
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2003-06-25 19:36:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FUCK!!!!!!!!! shit pissed me off too... like everything at work..