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Submitted by livEvil (View user info) at 2006-10-02 11:08:24 EDT


I used to know this woman who had the most beautiful
tattoos on the top sides of both of her hands
She was forty-three years old and as far as I know
had never yet been with a man
It's not that she wasn't attractive;
she was beautiful, but it was the way that she interacted
She was aggresively passive to the point where she
would've intimidated any mitt that ever tried to catch it
on the right hand she had a tattoo of a nude girl
she claimed it is what God resembled
but on the left she had a mirrored image of the same female
and this one she explained looked like the devil
I remember once watching her touch her own breasts
how the tattoos smiled as they stared down her stomach
as if anticipating when they'd be allowed to caress
the sweet flower that they both seemed to hunger
Now maybe I was high but it felt so right
heaven and hell both take to this woman's womb
It didn't make sense how she could commence
touching herself with me wide awake in the same room
but if I've learned anything in my years
I learned I no longer believe in surprise
but what happened next damn near stole my tears
the tattoos came alive right in front of my eyes
they both slowly stood up and climbed off her hands
and showed me why she never took some time with a man
they climbed deep inside of this woman's garden
she closed her eyes and she gently bit her bottom lip
I stepped I left and I don't regret leaving
and I'd never forget all the things I saw that evening
a glimpse of religion a piece of coming closer
to understanding more about what intrigues me most
I didn't get turned on I just got turned
I wasn't as aroused as I was concerned
for each one of em I've hurt
and every time I've been burned
I've got a lot to teach but even more to learn
so now I keep my eyes open hoping to take in all I can
about women taking in all she can
And for as long as I breathe I'll save receipt in my memory
for that woman with the tattooed hands

(Chorus: repeat 5x till song fades)
There's good and evil in each individual fire
Identifies needs and feeds our desire
As long as we keep our spirit inspired
She can bite her bottom lip all she wants



A few weeks ago I read a post written by Ghola, I believe, where she poked fun at a popular song by Fergie. The post itself was good and there is no denying that that song is incredibly ridiculous but due to marketing and a having a large audience that likes to be spoon-fed music, it managed to become a #1 hit in many places. This is the main reason why people come up with common misconceptions and stereotype music. I happen to be a firm believer that the best things in life are not handed to you. Music should be something you search for all in the name of discovery and enlightenment. The Lyrics above are from a song by a rap duo named Atmosphere called called The Woman With the Tattoed Hands. The reason why I posted these lyrics is to show you that there can be meaningful and artistic songs in genres that You don't necessarily like. I'm not trying to change your taste; I am only attempting to show you the possibility that you are limiting your experience with music. So please, open the cd case and pop it the old stereo before focusing on it's cover.

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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-10-05 11:27:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Awesome!!

Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-10-05 11:27:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-10-05 11:13:37 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-10-02 14:32:53 (#)
Ranking: 0

AFI=A Fire Inside.

And they suck BAAAAAALLLLLLSSSSSS!

Davy Havoc is a MEGA-fag.
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And here comes the ignorance. Go ahead and get it out of your system now so you can jerk off to Paul Walker tonight when you go to bed and sleep in a pool of your own latent homosexuality.
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hahahahahahaha... this cracked me up.

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-10-05 11:13:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-10-02 14:32:53 (#)
Ranking: 0

AFI=A Fire Inside.

And they suck BAAAAAALLLLLLSSSSSS!

Davy Havoc is a MEGA-fag.
----------------------------

And here comes the ignorance. Go ahead and get it out of your system now so you can jerk off to Paul Walker tonight when you go to bed and sleep in a pool of your own latent homosexuality.

Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-10-04 14:52:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

jonny, jonny...Once again with the laughable irony.




It's INTELLIGENCE, genious.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-04 14:32:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-10-04 13:53:47 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-03 16:28:40 (#)
Ranking: -2

you suck worse than your taste in music, and that's saying a lot....
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You're so smart, jonny. You've figured out my taste in music based on a vague post that dealt with being open-minded about music.


Think before you speak, jackass.
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no need to, cocksucker...hey, are you EVER going to write something worth reading?
Personally, I think you lack the intteligence to do so.

Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-10-04 13:53:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-03 16:28:40 (#)
Ranking: -2

you suck worse than your taste in music, and that's saying a lot....
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You're so smart, jonny. You've figured out my taste in music based on a vague post that dealt with being open-minded about music.


Think before you speak, jackass.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-03 16:28:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

you suck worse than your taste in music, and that's saying a lot....

Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-10-03 14:32:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-10-03 14:24:30 (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 since I love Atmosphere, especially Lucy Ford and Seven's Travels...and yet i HATE 99% of rap.
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Lucy Ford is by far my favorite of them all.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-10-03 14:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 since I love Atmosphere, especially Lucy Ford and Seven's Travels...and yet i HATE 99% of rap.

Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-10-03 14:14:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-10-02 16:24:11 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-02 15:23:06 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-02 11:11:36 (#)
Ranking: -2

Die, faggot.
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I am in complete concurrence with my esteemed colleague here
============
Paging captain obvious to this post...

No shit there are good lyrics in some shitty music. Some of them rappers are incredible poets.
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And yet another idiot that didn't comprehend (and/or read) the post. You're judging solely by the name of the post. I named it that because it was the catchiest thing I could think of for the subject. Anyways, the point wasn't to point out the obvious, but to persuade YOU, the reader, to go outside your normal realm of music in order to expand your knowledge and maximize the potential for gratification.


...And this whole time I thought you put down that grudge. Did I really hurt your feelings that bad, bobby?

Submitted by fodesnor (user info) at 2006-10-03 10:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yay for Atmosphere.

I enjoy that song, but I recommend "God Loves Ugly"

Meh.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-10-02 16:24:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-02 15:23:06 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-02 11:11:36 (#)
Ranking: -2

Die, faggot.
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I am in complete concurrence with my esteemed colleague here
============
Paging captain obvious to this post...

No shit there are good lyrics in some shitty music. Some of them rappers are incredible poets.

Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-10-02 16:18:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-02 15:23:06 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-02 11:11:36 (#)
Ranking: -2

Die, faggot.
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I am in complete concurrence with my esteemed colleague here
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I knew I could count on my auto -2 from you two fudgepackers. Are you over yourselves yet? Seriously, you two are like leeches feeding off of eachother.

It's obvious you guys were either molested or neglected during your adolescence and that's why you'll remain kids searching for that false sense of attention and acceptance for much of your adult life.

I really do pity your kind.

With that said, have a great day.


Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2006-10-02 15:44:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Rock Me Amadeus Lyrics


Rock me rock me rock me rock me Amadeus
Rock me all the time to the top

Er war ein Punker
Und er lebte in der großen Stadt
Es war Wien, war Vienna
Wo er alles tat
Er hatte Schulden denn er trank
Doch ihn liebten alle Frauen
Und jede rief:
Come on and rock me Amadeus

Er war Superstar
Er war populär
Er war so exaltiert
Genau das war sein Flair
Er war ein Virtuose
War ein Rockidol
Und alles rief:
Come on and rock me Amadeus

Amadeus Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus Amadeus, oh oh oh Amadeus

Come on and rock me Amadeus
Amadeus Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus Amadeus, oh oh oh Amadeus

Es war um 1780
Und es war in Wien
No plastic money anymore
Die Banken gegen ihn
Woher die Schulden kamen
War wohl jedermann bekannt
Er war ein Mann der Frauen
Frauen liebten seinen Punk

Er war Superstar
Er war so populär
Er war so exaltiert
Genau das war sein Flair
Er war ein Virtuose
War ein Rockidol
Und alles ruft noch heute:
Come on and rock me Amadeus

Amadeus Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus Amadeus, oh oh oh Amadeus

Come and rock me Amadeus....

Baby baby do it to me rock me
Baby baby do it to me rock me
Baby baby do it to me rock me
Jae ja ja
Baby baby do it to me rock me
Baby baby do it to me rock me
Baby baby do it to me rock me

Amadeus Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus Amadeus, oh oh oh Amadeus..




Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-02 15:23:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-02 11:11:36 (#)
Ranking: -2

Die, faggot.
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I am in complete concurrence with my esteemed colleague here

Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-10-02 15:02:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-10-02 14:32:53 (#)
Ranking: 0

AFI=A Fire Inside.

And they suck BAAAAAALLLLLLSSSSSS!

Davy Havoc is a MEGA-fag.
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Thanks, I'll look into that.

Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-10-02 14:34:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-10-02 14:32:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

AFI=A Fire Inside.

And they suck BAAAAAALLLLLLSSSSSS!

Davy Havoc is a MEGA-fag.

Submitted by polymorph505 (user info) at 2006-10-02 14:29:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

What does AFI stand for?

I'm not sure if i've heard of them.

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Ask For It

Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-10-02 12:40:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-10-02 11:47:49 (#)
Ranking: 2

AFI,

Thats all I have to say.
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What does AFI stand for?

I'm not sure if i've heard of them.

Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-10-02 12:18:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-02 11:57:49 (#)
Ranking: -2

Fergie....Good fucking God.
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You obviously didn't read the post

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-02 11:57:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fergie....Good fucking God.

Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-10-02 11:49:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I Am A Man Of Constant Sorrow - The Soggy Bottom Boys from the "Oh Brother, Where art thou?" soundtrack.

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-10-02 11:47:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

AFI,

Thats all I have to say.

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-10-02 11:40:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Killah Priest - B.I.B.L.E (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth) from the album "Heavy Mental"

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-02 11:11:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Die, faggot.


The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy how to
be a man! Let's see; don't tattle, always make fun of those different
from you, never say anything unless you're sure everyone feels exactly
the same way you do.

-- Homer Simpson
Bart the General