What's in a Name: Sacrilicious (2104 hits)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2006-10-02 15:13:01 EDT
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"What's in a Name: Sacrilicious"
Her fruit
Finger fashioned
Dripping on the moonlit vine
Slipping through your eyes
Sin and youth, plucked and purified
The incense in the night
And you don't believe her
Coming and becoming, speaking life and calling from the tree
Calling from the afterlife to you
You
Is she real
Water, blood, wine
Or a spirit of glass and gold
On the altar bare and broken
Lays a sacrifice remembered
And the promises foretold
Her fruit
Finger fashioned
Honey, milk and suicide
You want to taste her
Coming and becoming, speaking life and running down the tree
Calling from the underworld to you
You
So you kneel in the garden
And you pray for the serpent come
And there's red in the water
And there's red
And there's red
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-17 11:16:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMFGIHYDL
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-25 16:03:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK
Perhaps I should have tried that on one of SACRILICIOUS'S posts, eh?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-25 16:02:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think my "Belated Birthday Barbershop" gift for you belongs in your "just...wow" label list, too.
*weeeeps*
It's okay though. I still loves ya.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-08 20:15:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love this so much.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-04 23:30:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He's clearly off his meds. Or on the bottle.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-04 23:11:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
???
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-04 22:42:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-04 22:32:43 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-04 22:21:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
All I said was that your predictions were stupid and based on the name of the poster, not on their posts. Sheesh!! Stop kissing people's asses and write something that is meaningful. Retardo.
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NOT TRUE NOT TRUE
everyone knows if she was picking winners based on the poster, that I would have totally been named winner..cause strwbry is my #1 fan. Besides all the other #1 fans I have.
Which is lots.
Okay, none.
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What O=man has earned, I cannot give him.
I am a heterosexual....
WEEP>>>>>>>>>>>!!!!!!!>>>
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-04 22:28:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck Sacrilicious. Orgasmatron gets what he wants because he earned it.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-04 13:11:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-10-04 02:07:21 (#)
Ranking: 1
love this.
Do me.
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After that, would you like me to write you a 'What's in a Name,' too?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-10-04 02:07:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
love this.
Do me.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-10-03 14:40:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gee scourge...sure am sorry you're so busy. If it makes you feel any better, I think hoodie and I are dating now. Hoodie took me out for dinner last weekend. We went and saw a band afterwards too, and ooh how we danced. Hoodie is a great dancer. I wish I had a scanner. I've been wanting to do a post for you of me hoodie.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-03 13:38:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i have more than one today, actually
no hotels for me yet. i just leave really early and come back home really late. sleep for 4 or 5 hours and do it again.
seeing the boy and my wife for that one hour a day is worth the lack of sleep.
i put 700 miles on the car yesterday and had 4 presentations. only about 75 to go.
AND, i thoroughly approve of shameless heatwhoring. i just like to point at it when i see it.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-03 13:28:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have like, one minute to talk to us and that's ALL you can say?
OH GO BACK TO YOUR HOTEL ROOM, CURMUDGEON.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-03 13:19:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shameless heatwhoring below
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-03 13:10:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-03 13:05:28 (#)
Ranking: 1
You should do a poetry workshop. They are fun, and help you improve.
1.5
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What do you think Ubersite is? This IS my poetry workshop.
Wait...you don't think I write to entertain you people do I?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-03 13:08:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-03 13:06:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
I would seriously love to workshop your stuff sometime.
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Now now, everyone knows you're not talking about my poetry here.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-03 13:06:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would seriously love to workshop your stuff sometime.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-03 13:05:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You should do a poetry workshop. They are fun, and help you improve.
1.5
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-03 10:46:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lishy babe, I felt your love. It radiated through the internet like a warm puddle of urine. But less stinky. And itchy. But just as warm.
Word.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-10-03 10:29:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now I remember. She was a randy old goat, that one.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-10-03 10:06:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-03 09:56:38 (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-10-03 09:00:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Who the hell's Estelle Getty?
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http://us.tv1.yimg.com/tv.yahoo.com/images/he/photo/tv_pix/lifetime/the_golden_girls/estelle_getty/goldengirls1.jpg
Oddly enough she was the youngest of all the actresses on that show, though she played the oldest character.
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Hawt
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-03 09:56:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-10-03 09:00:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Who the hell's Estelle Getty?
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http://us.tv1.yimg.com/tv.yahoo.com/images/he/photo/tv_pix/lifetime/the_golden_girls/estelle_getty/goldengirls1.jpg
Oddly enough she was the youngest of all the actresses on that show, though she played the oldest character.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-03 09:20:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-03 08:25:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
For the love of Ganesh...
...just how late DID you two stay up last night camping on this post?!?
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Um..that's a question best answered by the timestamps, silly.
Coles- I'm glad you were here for us last night. I might not have said so, but I felt it.
Phuzzy- The fine ladies referenced below, including the esteemed Ms Estelle Getty, form the collective mid-eighties sitcom sensation "Golden Girls".
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-10-03 09:00:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who the hell's Estelle Getty?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-03 08:25:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For the love of Ganesh...
...just how late DID you two stay up last night camping on this post?!?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-03 08:09:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-10-03 07:18:34 (#)
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Hey, thanks for the link, man. Sorry I'm not around much anymore. I'm just waaaay too busy for Uber. :(
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Anytime.
Your presence is certainly missed, Mr. Oh Look At Me and How Busy My Life Is/Oh Noes I'm Not Bored While I'm at Work Anymore. RUB IT IN A LITTLE MORE, WHY DON'T YOU.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-10-03 07:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, thanks for the link, man. Sorry I'm not around much anymore. I'm just waaaay too busy for Uber. :(
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-10-03 03:26:32 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-03 01:29:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was beautiful, bitches.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-03 01:17:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Let this be a lesson to all you chilluns out there:
See what it takes to get heat?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-03 01:14:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Soup's
on.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-03 01:12:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-03 01:07:22 (#)
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*psst...Lishy. This post - which I've found is more difficult to get off than you after eight beers and a dinner out (or so the 76ers' starting line told me) - is finally heated. Shall we take off our Shenanigan Gauntlets, make up, and go threeway with ghola dear?*
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*Sigh..I thought you'd never ask. (Please tell AI I need my housekey back.) feety's kicky and I need some vitamin O. Race you there, Daddy-O*
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-03 01:07:22 EDT (#)
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*psst...Lishy. This post - which I've found is more difficult to get off than you after eight beers and a dinner out (or so the 76ers' starting line told me) - is finally heated. Shall we take off our Shenanigan Gauntlets, make up, and go threeway with ghola dear?*
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-03 01:05:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Betty White footlicking enema gargler.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-03 01:04:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bea Arthur worshipping granny groper.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-03 01:01:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ESTELLE GETTY?
*swoons*
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-03 01:00:04 EDT (#)
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Estelle Getty fantasizing coke monkey.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-03 00:58:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Circle jerk cracker eater.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-03 00:54:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bizarre insertion fetishist.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-03 00:53:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Scat lover.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-10-03 00:52:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for rebirth of the series.
I still await mine.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-03 00:50:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stink Wallet.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-03 00:49:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Strap Bitch.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-03 00:47:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Pony girl.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-03 00:46:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Menstrual slave.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-03 00:43:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Piss lover.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-03 00:39:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Teabagger.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-03 00:37:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Assthumber.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-03 00:36:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rimjobber.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-03 00:32:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bukkake ballerina.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-03 00:30:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Truckstop shemale.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-03 00:29:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Glory hole operator.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-03 00:28:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Panty sniffer.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-03 00:24:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
JUST KIDDING I'D NEVER DO SUCH A THING
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-03 00:24:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Queefy.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-03 00:24:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
re: these reviews
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You two are so cute when you bicker. Now make ou...up.
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-02 22:44:44 (#)
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I can definitely do this. I will take pleasure in ending your life.
I mean...........sure!
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Sweet. My bday means a lot to me. Fuck this up and I kill myself.
:D
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-03 00:21:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cumguzzler.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-03 00:20:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Quimlicker.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-03 00:19:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Picklesmooch.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-03 00:18:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Chickenhead.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-03 00:18:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Felcher.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-03 00:17:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fist-taker.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-03 00:16:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fag.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-03 00:16:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That smell in the air? Trouble in paradise. . . ..
The jerkery could not last forever.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-03 00:15:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tramp.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-03 00:14:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Poseur.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-03 00:08:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kissass.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-03 00:06:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You don't like pie? Hmm..then what's with all the begging for mine, then?
Now, now..I never said I was going anywhere. And you are SO right about my picture posts. Why, that silly little one on BORED AT WORK really was shameful. And really..you're clearly the one with the APW talent. Even if I have to find a painting for you, or if my least reviewed APW has more reviews than most of yours on a good Wednesday.
And as for birthday posts, far be it from me to want to allow people, for one day of the year, to regain the wonder of childhood by waking up in the morning and seeing that others consider it their special day, too. No worries- I won't bother you by taking the time for one, WHILE I'M ON VACATION IN ANOTHER COUNTRY, this year.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-02 23:52:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-02 23:33:30 (#)
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Is it not the penultimate achievement of Lishy to feed not only your body, but also your obsession with..well..yourself?
Do you see how none of the others have come running to your defense? It is because they can run no more, as you've crushed their little legs with your giant ego. I am the sole survivor of your iron-clad self-circle-jerkery. I keep trying to tell you that one man does not a circle make.
I've baked a pie for you, darling. A humble pie.
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This just shows how little you pay attention to me. I do not like pie. You're confusing me, again, with your short-haired life partner. This is not surprising.
But as long as we're serving up food for each other, perhaps I can offer you a glass of reality juice. If you'd like to break the circle, that's fine by me. I'll go on doing my thing. I'll be fine. But who will come around to happily +2 your picture posts? Oh, what's this on the front page? My stars! It's another Sacrilicious collage without any writing in it! Take away the circle and what do those posts have in common? Oh right. Four to six reviews.
Go write another birthday post. I hear coley's is in November.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-02 23:33:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-02 23:21:46 (#)
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Is it not the penultimate achievement of Man to convince Woman that something was really her idea when it, in fact, was his idea all along? In the words of Spaceballs' Darth Helmet: "Foooooled youuuuu."
I had my eye on that from the beginning, Talula.
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Is it not the penultimate achievement of Lishy to feed not only your body, but also your obsession with..well..yourself?
Do you see how none of the others have come running to your defense? It is because they can run no more, as you've crushed their little legs with your giant ego. I am the sole survivor of your iron-clad self-circle-jerkery. I keep trying to tell you that one man does not a circle make.
I've baked a pie for you, darling. A humble pie.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-02 23:21:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-02 23:17:14 (#)
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Oh, how soon the manwhore forgets.
You only claimed the 7 in response to my insistance that you marry ME. Your lust for excess couldn't even get you through my asking, could it?
You wouldn't have those others if it weren't for me. You should be thanking me, really.
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Don't speak too soon. Factwhore.
Is it not the penultimate achievement of Man to convince Woman that something was really her idea when it, in fact, was his idea all along? In the words of Spaceballs' Darth Helmet: "Foooooled youuuuu."
I had my eye on that from the beginning, Talula.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-02 23:17:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-02 23:08:28 (#)
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Like you two'd even be tumbling in sheets covered in cat fur and pie if it wasn't for my insistence on taking a wife for every day of the week. I see how it is now.
Use me for fun and profit and then set me on a shelf huh?
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Oh, how soon the manwhore forgets.
You only claimed the 7 in response to my insistance that you marry ME. Your lust for excess couldn't even get you through my asking, could it?
You wouldn't have those others if it weren't for me. You should be thanking me, really.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-02 23:08:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-02 23:03:39 (#)
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Please. I only remember such statements because you insist on pasting them into new posts.
And really..try to mask your wifey jealousy a little better, dear. There's no reason for it. I've told you, you'll never be obsolete- we'll always need a token cock.
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Like you two'd even be tumbling in sheets covered in cat fur and pie if it wasn't for my insistence on taking a wife for every day of the week. I see how it is now.
Use me for fun and profit and then set me on a shelf huh?
Now who's using who? OR, "But whom is using whom, and why?"
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-02 23:03:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-02 22:43:19 (#)
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If you recall the references it's because you made them, not I. Do not try and pin that on me, like the Holocaust or the failure of New Coke.
And you "wifeys" can go on and have your secret language all you want. I have no interest in learning your secret code, or breaking it for that matter. I became obsolete the moment you two tied the knot anyway. Just a token reproductive organ on the wall. John Cusack in "Being John Malkovich," if you will.
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Please. I only remember such statements because you insist on pasting them into new posts.
And really..try to mask your wifey jealousy a little better, dear. There's no reason for it. I've told you, you'll never be obsolete- we'll always need a token cock.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-02 22:57:15 EDT (#)
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There is nothing in my name. NOTHING, I say!!!
Keep that in mind....
Two words: Uberbury Tales.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-02 22:44:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-02 19:24:32 (#)
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You've never killed me off.
of course, could you kill me off, then resurrect me for a WIAN for my bday (Nov 11)?
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I can definitely do this. I will take pleasure in ending your life.
I mean...........sure!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-02 22:43:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-02 19:47:23 (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-02 17:30:14 (#)
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Once a whore always a whore, right? You of all people should be able to appreciate that.
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Your need to refer to me as a whore is really about what you want me to be for you, no? I seem to recall a reference to this once or twice.
And you WOULD like to know how wifeys refer to each others girlie bits, wouldn't you?
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If you recall the references it's because you made them, not I. Do not try and pin that on me, like the Holocaust or the failure of New Coke.
And you "wifeys" can go on and have your secret language all you want. I have no interest in learning your secret code, or breaking it for that matter. I became obsolete the moment you two tied the knot anyway. Just a token reproductive organ on the wall. John Cusack in "Being John Malkovich," if you will.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-10-02 21:07:53 EDT (#)
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Aight.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-10-02 20:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This one time I threw a squirrel at a guy...and then I found a dollar.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-02 19:47:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-02 17:30:14 (#)
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Once a whore always a whore, right? You of all people should be able to appreciate that.
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Your need to refer to me as a whore is really about what you want me to be for you, no? I seem to recall a reference to this once or twice.
And you WOULD like to know how wifeys refer to each others girlie bits, wouldn't you?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-02 19:24:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awesomeness.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-02 15:25:33 (#)
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Yeah, I could bring back the graveyard. Surely there are some new people here who deserve to be killed off and placed in a shallow grave with rhyming tombstones as their crowns.
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You've never killed me off.
of course, could you kill me off, then resurrect me for a WIAN for my bday (Nov 11)?
That would be teh awesomestness!
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-10-02 19:09:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ooooo!
mememememeeme!
Submitted by charminglybeef (user info) at 2006-10-02 18:09:26 EDT (#)
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It was me, in the bedroom, with the Orgasmatron!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-02 17:40:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by charminglybeef (user info) at 2006-10-02 17:34:40 (#)
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BOO.
Just lost a point.
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You're just still upset about the candlestick comment, aren't you?
Perhaps you'd like something a little less phallic, or not inspired by Clue.
How about paperweight?
Submitted by charminglybeef (user info) at 2006-10-02 17:34:40 EDT (#)
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"Speaking of which, what do you call ghola's ovaries? gholveries?
They're near the lishopian tubes, right?"
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BOO.
Just lost a point.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-02 17:31:53 EDT (#)
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Speaking of which, what do you call ghola's ovaries? gholveries?
They're near the lishopian tubes, right?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-02 17:30:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-02 17:22:23 (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-02 17:09:11 (#)
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Hey, I gotta get to MVA somehow.
You'd rather I use someone like Loren1? I don't know if the world needs a poem about sentient eyebrows that take over the world.
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Alright look. This gets a +2 for my namedrop but really..don't be such a whore. And Loren? Maybe drop the name of a poster who has been active this year?
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Once a whore always a whore, right? You of all people should be able to appreciate that.
And fine: a poem inspired by Lisa? There are only so many words for gigantic, loose vagina, and I've already used a lot of them.
ghola? A) I've already used her, and B) now that she's growing her hair out she's of no use to me. Her cats will get all tangled up in it and drown her in the sink, and I can't put all of my eggs in a bloated, drowned basket of a Link corpse.
Submitted by charminglybeef (user info) at 2006-10-02 17:29:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I may have been in the wrong, but candlestick is a little much.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-02 17:22:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-02 17:09:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, I gotta get to MVA somehow.
You'd rather I use someone like Loren1? I don't know if the world needs a poem about sentient eyebrows that take over the world.
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Alright look. This gets a +2 for my namedrop but really..don't be such a whore. And Loren? Maybe drop the name of a poster who has been active this year?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-02 17:10:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by charminglybeef (user info) at 2006-10-02 17:05:56 (#)
Ranking: 1
Do yourself, chump.
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See above, candlestick.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/80920
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-02 17:09:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-02 17:09:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-02 16:51:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait..
So you won't marry me AND you're just dropping my name to get hits?
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Hey, I gotta get to MVA somehow.
You'd rather I use someone like Loren1? I don't know if the world needs a poem about sentient eyebrows that take over the world.
Submitted by charminglybeef (user info) at 2006-10-02 17:05:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Do yourself, chump.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-10-02 17:04:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Right on.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-02 16:52:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-02 16:51:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A -2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-02 16:51:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait..
So you won't marry me AND you're just dropping my name to get hits?
And you DON'T want to taste me?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-02 16:27:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very nice
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-02 16:16:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-10-02 16:11:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. I'm impressed.
(sigh)
And I can't compete either. She's all yours now buddy. I'll stand aside.
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Keep fighting the good fight, my man. Dinner dates and movies and such.
This is, like most of the WIANs, merely inspired by the words in a user's name. Of course, as with the other WIANs, there are bound to be similarities between the user and the piece. So, I'm really just talking about apples and original sin and temptation and such.
Of course if you'd like to imgagine the woman discussed above as wearing Doc Martens and eating a cheesesteak, you're welcome to.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-10-02 16:12:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Always excellent.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-10-02 16:11:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. I'm impressed.
(sigh)
And I can't compete either. She's all yours now buddy. I'll stand aside.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-02 16:11:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Give it time, Cap-ee-tahn.
All things in time.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-02 16:02:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe you haven't done one of these posts about ME yet.
That's just sacrilege...
..er, I mean, Sacrilicious.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-02 15:50:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pic
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-02 15:35:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just..
Wow.
Unexpected, tear-inducing sweetness at work does a woman good sometimes.
We may already have an intarweb commitment and a taco-eating, adventure-going singing fetus to raise, but I still need to say it..
Marry me.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-02 15:25:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's nice when verbs and nouns agree.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-02 15:25:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, I could bring back the graveyard. Surely there are some new people here who deserve to be killed off and placed in a shallow grave with rhyming tombstones as their crowns.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-02 15:23:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Okey dokey!
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-10-02 15:22:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-10-02 15:22:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Beauty, just beauty.
Are you planning on bringing back your Uber graveyard honour of Gruberfest/Halloween?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-02 15:21:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Or as our friends across the Pacific would say: "my deerishus treat."
CONTINUE THE UBER ONSLAUGHT, O YELLOW FRIENDS OF MINE.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-02 15:18:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Hey, you got your sacred in my delicious!"
"No, YOU got your delicious in my sacred!"
TWO, TWO GREAT TASTES IN ONE
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-02 15:18:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i was amused to find out that a high percentage of the people with the jesus fish are in AA. that makes me think twice about driving near them.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-10-02 15:17:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 auto wifey
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-02 15:15:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahh yes, very good, and I thank you, sir amongst peons, for you just brought back some serious awesomeness that will be unparalleled in this lifetime.