Adventures in telephone sales! (1405 hits)
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Submitted by Jay Peg (View user info) at 2006-10-02 17:18:43 EDT
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Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-11 11:59:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95651
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-10-06 10:02:48 EDT (#)
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"CBS News reported, meanwhile, that a passport belonging to one of the hijackers, Satam al-Sugami, was found on the street minutes after the plane he was aboard crashed into the north tower of the World Trade Center and before the New York landmark collapsed."
Amazing stuff! This is yet another "magic passport" found in the rubble in addition to "mastermind" Mohamed Atta's discovered passport at the WTC site.
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Google: Atta's passport found in WTC rubble.
You'll find reports from 'real' journalists. CBS, AP, CNN etc.
Explain that one for me okay?
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-06 04:01:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-10-06 03:48:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
You can tell that Jaypig has a high-pitched voice without even hearing him speak. Just in the way he types you can tell he has a high-pitched voice.
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He has normal voice too but no one has heard it in years. Its basically a high-pitched whining faggoty sound I think.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-10-06 03:48:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You can tell that Jaypig has a high-pitched voice without even hearing him speak. Just in the way he types you can tell he has a high-pitched voice.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-05 15:43:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-04 11:47:00 (#)
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he can't seem to take any sort of joke or jibe at his apparent lack of masculinity. So he gets bitchy, and I get a bit defensive.
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you dense fuck. i take plenty of jokes at my 'lack of masculinity' (even though we're being told that you have a high pitched voice along with your bitch tits)
i am annoyed by your complete and utter lack of wit and reading comprehension. how many times will i have to say it?
but as apollo put it, it's like talking to a wall.
please refer to this the next time you wanna open your mouth: http://www.ubersite.com/m/93854#2167945
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-10-04 22:37:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BORING
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-10-04 22:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ok, jay, heres some more advice:
caul is in no way affected by yours or ANYONES challenge to his masculinity. hes even admitted to chowing on helmet. i dont care who you are, NO MAN IN THE UNIVERSE ADMITS TO THAT IF HE IS SENSITIVE ABOUT HIS MASCULINITY. he gets laid a lot, he knows he likes to fuck women, and he knows women like to fuck him.
for fuck sake, youve turned me into the fucking 'hooray for caulaincourt' committee, merely through your inability to see or admit the blidingly obvious.
if you really want to give him the shits: talk about yourself in an arrogant way. he hates his thunder being stolen.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-10-04 14:02:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
haha
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-10-04 13:53:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-03 15:10:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
Dear Jason,
If you have to TRY to be funny, I mean if you really have to WORK at it then you are never going to achieve it.
Funny is spontaneous, funny is wit.
Funny is not an approximation of what other people laugh at.
Did you read this and laugh after you had completed it? Did you really? Because that's how you know if it is good. If it makes YOU laugh.
I wouldn't have. The sad thing is, you probably did. I have had the misfortune to meet you despite being warned by several people that I was making a big mistake. I thought 'hell, how bad can he be?'.
Well it turns out you are a bore, a boor, a surprisingly soprano boar considering your bulk, and I would swear you are touched with a hint of autism.
You are so socially awkward it would be funny if it wasn't so heartbreaking.
Please just lock yourself in your stinky little apartment, cook your Mighty Man dinners, wipe your stringy thick ejaculate on your chair and obsess over NFL and MLB statistics and leave the rest of us alone.
Regards,
apollo88.
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Co-signed.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-04 12:29:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Do I care if half of Uber hates me? Again, no. And again, why should I?
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Listen Greening... you should.
When this many people despise you for just being you... you might want to consider the possibility that you are doing things poorly.
Please be aware that there are people on this site who are inexplicably TRYING to like you... and if you didn't act like such an arrogant fucking retard most of the time that task would be much MUCH simpler.
Remember... just because you >can< annoy the fuck out of people - doesn't mean you should.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-04 11:47:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
id, I haven't *been* trying to make anyone look like anything, christ on high. He's just a hypocritical cunt, and it seems that more often than not, he can't seem to take any sort of joke or jibe at his apparent lack of masculinity. So he gets bitchy, and I get a bit defensive.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-10-04 11:36:49 EDT (#)
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That's pathetic beyond words.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-10-04 10:03:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You couldn't find anything better to do with your time than this?
What a fucking waste.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-10-04 01:18:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this post sucked.
jay, seriously, i havent joined the jay-bashing bandwagons over time because i like a challenge - but here's some advice: you are not making caul look like an idiot, not even close. either come up with something funny to say, or shut the fuck up.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-03 21:03:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're a fucking dork
This post was shit
Don't you know that when you pay attention to annoying people, they come BACK OUT of the fucking woodwork?
jeebus christ
Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2006-10-03 19:17:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Well, it did make me smile...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-03 19:14:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-03 18:52:14 (#)
Ranking: 1
"My level of intensity, my abrasive personality, my urge to grab and choke the life out of everything ... is just too much for everyone. Women very much included.
I suffer from severe mental disturbances and finding someone normal who can stomach that fact is simply asking too much."""
says the 50 years old stalker...lmao!
i have a woman, do you johnny?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-10-03 19:06:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Let's see...
A jaypeg post about Oathmeal and Caulaincourt...
yea.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-03 18:52:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Caulaincourt-bashing is so 2005, dude.
Seriously, you're embarrassing yourself MORE than usual, which actually is a lot.
Especially when you've got a gingertard to work with who actually posts things like:
"My level of intensity, my abrasive personality, my urge to grab and choke the life out of everything ... is just too much for everyone. Women very much included.
I suffer from severe mental disturbances and finding someone normal who can stomach that fact is simply asking too much."
C'mon Jay, even YOU can work up some good stuff with that kinda of material....
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-10-03 17:54:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this was a fucking turd
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-10-03 17:09:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-03 15:10:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
Dear Jason,
If you have to TRY to be funny, I mean if you really have to WORK at it then you are never going to achieve it.
Funny is spontaneous, funny is wit.
Funny is not an approximation of what other people laugh at.
Did you read this and laugh after you had completed it? Did you really? Because that's how you know if it is good. If it makes YOU laugh.
I wouldn't have. The sad thing is, you probably did. I have had the misfortune to meet you despite being warned by several people that I was making a big mistake. I thought 'hell, how bad can he be?'.
Well it turns out you are a bore, a boor, a surprisingly soprano boar considering your bulk, and I would swear you are touched with a hint of autism.
You are so socially awkward it would be funny if it wasn't so heartbreaking.
Please just lock yourself in your stinky little apartment, cook your Mighty Man dinners, wipe your stringy thick ejaculate on your chair and obsess over NFL and MLB statistics and leave the rest of us alone.
Regards,
apollo88.
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That's worth posting again.
One of the best reviews I've ever read.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-10-03 17:03:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OMG FUNNY
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2006-10-03 16:27:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
If I chuckle, will you never post anything like this again?
Submitted by polymorph505 (user info) at 2006-10-03 16:01:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The saddest part about it is if you guys really didn't care about each other, you wouldn't be camped out on this post itching for the next chance to fire back with another scathing remark about the other persons sexuality or propensity for humor.
You obviously love each other, why not just run with it?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-03 15:47:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
its like talking to a wall
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-03 15:38:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Caul, why do you even begin to think I thought "your ego was destroyed"
Again, man, "I do not care about you."
And Apollo, if you read down below the Caulaincourt Superiority Festival going on, this wasn't even trying.
This was about an hour of boredom between an appointment and picking up my neice from daycare.
I don't "try to be funny" or "try to write good stuff". I write and do what I feel like writing and doing.
So a faction of Uber doesn't like it.
Skucks.
Darn.
Golly gee.
I should go up the street and not across the tracks now, right?
Yeah.
Sky is blue, Caul.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-03 15:30:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wouldn't have. The sad thing is, you probably did. I have had the misfortune to meet you despite being warned by several people that I was making a big mistake. I thought 'hell, how bad can he be?'.
Well it turns out you are a bore, a boor, a surprisingly soprano boar considering your bulk, and I would swear you are touched with a hint of autism.
You are so socially awkward it would be funny if it wasn't so heartbreaking.
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now THAT is funny
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-03 15:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is what I'M talking about.
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-03 15:10:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dear Jason,
If you have to TRY to be funny, I mean if you really have to WORK at it then you are never going to achieve it.
Funny is spontaneous, funny is wit.
Funny is not an approximation of what other people laugh at.
Did you read this and laugh after you had completed it? Did you really? Because that's how you know if it is good. If it makes YOU laugh.
I wouldn't have. The sad thing is, you probably did. I have had the misfortune to meet you despite being warned by several people that I was making a big mistake. I thought 'hell, how bad can he be?'.
Well it turns out you are a bore, a boor, a surprisingly soprano boar considering your bulk, and I would swear you are touched with a hint of autism.
You are so socially awkward it would be funny if it wasn't so heartbreaking.
Please just lock yourself in your stinky little apartment, cook your Mighty Man dinners, wipe your stringy thick ejaculate on your chair and obsess over NFL and MLB statistics and leave the rest of us alone.
Regards,
apollo88.
Submitted by polymorph505 (user info) at 2006-10-03 15:08:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"You're gay!"
"Oh my god, you're so pathetic to sit here and call me gay! You're fat."
"I don't care if you call me fat, gaylord!"
"I don't care if you call me gay, in fact I care less than you! I care so little I'm going to sit here and call you fat until you realize how much I don't care! Fatty fat fat!"
"Uh oh, an challenge of apathy? I better crouch on this post and wait for my opportunity to show you just how little your opinion matters to me. Until then, I'll just emphasize your faggability."
..............Oh yeah, the post sucked balls too.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-03 15:05:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you're like an insect jay. you have no conscience of time.
you can't even keep track of your own conversations and the motives behind them.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-03 15:02:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you initiate this shitfest by making this post, i say you're not funny, you say i'm hurt, then you say i argue with you to feel superior. i guess that makes sense in retardland. you'll find that i mostly respond to your terrible attempts at being funny.
i never said my comments had any weight. as usual, you can't fucking read. i was adressing your point that my ego is apparently destroyed because you call me gay.
it never crossed my mind that you who has no self-respect could care that i think that you're a disgusting creature because obviously, don't even care yourself when you gulp down a gallon of ice cream.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-03 14:49:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Caul, I think you need to take some of your own advice, and you need to stop thinking YOUR points and views and comments have any weight.
You're some metro half gay frog from Quebec who I'll never meet face to face, and yet you think I should listen to every insult you have and be humbled at your online presense.
Do I care of you like or hate me? No. Why should I?
Do I care if half of Uber hates me? Again, no. And again, why should I?
There are maybe 4 people from this site whose opinions I actually care about and listen to.
And two of them don't even post anymore because of shitty bitchfests like this.
But again Caul, as I say almost every time you want to get that little feeling of superiority you Quebecers need: The sky is blue, froggy. We can argue about that, because maybe we'll get a little more out of it than "Well, you're fat." "Well, you're gay" "Well, you're fat and insane" "Well, you're gay and baitable."
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-10-03 14:46:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
meh
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-03 14:44:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jay you're like a broken record, stop repeating the same thing over and over and over and over andover and over and over and over andover and over and over and over andover and over and over and over andover and over and over and over andover and over and over and over andover and over and over and over andover and over and over and over andover and over and over and over andover and over and over and over andover and over and over and over andover and over and over and over andover and over and over and over andover and over and over and over andover and over and over and over andover and over and over and over andover and over and over and over andover and over and over and over andover and over and over and over again, on every post, on every argument with Caul
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-03 14:39:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
2) If you want me to believe that about 10 women on gabbly, you should make sure folks know you're not talking out your ass. Either that, or make sure you know who each gabber is who pops in and out. """
LMAO!
keep denying reality. is that what you do when you when you look at yourself in the mirror, you fucking manatee?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-03 14:37:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you forgot to adress your idiotic question. i guess that calling me gay over and over will deflect from your rampant retardedness.
you don't call me gay because i react jay. you call me so because you think you're witty and that it's the strongest insult ever. and that's the only reason you get a reaction from me.
do you realize that waaaaaay before you were calling me a fag, i was bashing you just as much because i couldn't stand your stupid fucking comments? probably not. you're probably still convinced that you're witty.
stop thinking your comments weigh something, jay. people hate you because you're a fucking idiot.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-03 14:25:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1) Again, should I care what folks I've never and will never meet from teh intraweb think of me?
1a) Nope.
2) If you want me to believe that about 10 women on gabbly, you should make sure folks know you're not talking out your ass. Either that, or make sure you know who each gabber is who pops in and out.
3) You're still gay.
4) I don't care what you think about the point, so your question is moot, anyway.
5) Did I mention you're still gay?
6) Did I also mention that the only reason I still call you gay is because I know it'll get a reaction?
7) Always end lists on #7.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-03 14:19:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you're right jay, i have a girlfriend. a gorgeous one at that. you are obviously jealous, you fuckin virgin. btw, you were voted ugliest man on Uber by about 10 women on gabbly.
and you still don't get it jay. whether i am hetero, bi, or gay and what you think i am is irrelevant.
the point is that you are the unfunniest man alive.
and apparently, you still don't get why your question was so stupid. your idiocy never ceases to impress.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-03 14:10:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You're more of a poofy-pole smoker than Caul!
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Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-03 14:07:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/93890
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-03 14:01:46 EDT (#)
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It's only that way if you're not really gay Caul.
And you can say "But I have a girlfriend, so I can't be a poofter." all you want, but it really doesn't matter, you're still a flaming nancyboy who has in the past, and will in the future, suck dick, get fucked in the ass by a man, and fuck another man in the ass.
But I guess we'll have to wait until you're 45, when you realize that your "flatmate" is really your "lifemate".
That's OK.
We got time, I guess.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-03 13:54:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TAAAA-BAAAAAR-NAKKKKKKKKK!!!!!
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-10-03 13:35:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
In an ironic twist of fate your post came out gayer than what you were making your 2 subjects out to be.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-03 13:10:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and you probably don't even understand why. which is fucking sad.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-03 13:09:07 EDT (#)
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If you can't admit to yourself that you're gay, how can you accept it when others call you gay?"""
i think that question is evidence that you're the dumbest man alive.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-03 12:55:56 EDT (#)
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meh.
the bicep licking made me snort.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-03 12:45:54 EDT (#)
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Ya know why this whole thing is funny to me, Caul?
You can read the vitrol in your replies.
It's damn near dripping off.
Me?
Shit dude, I think it's pretty obvious I don't give a rats ass what you think of me or my random acts of boredom.
"I'm *NOT* angry, ya fat fuck" reply coming in 5...4...3...
Oh, on a side note: If you can't admit to yourself that you're gay, how can you accept it when others call you gay?
*I* admit *I'm* fat, so how can someone else calling me as such be a big issue?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-03 10:31:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-03 00:13:21 (#)
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Because you're ashamed to admit your gay. """
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ashamed? once again, your mental retardedness shines.
why would i admit about this myself, you fat fuck? i just told you, it doesn't bother me when people tease me with this. like i give a shit.
you don't get it, jay. the fact that you think that you are funny and that you're wit is getting to me is what is pissing me (and others) off.
you're as laughable and just as annoying as a chihuahua who barks non-stop because it thinks it's intimidating.
know your place and keep your subpar electro-ish sense of humor to yourself.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-03 08:55:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-03 08:35:38 (#)
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Hrmm.
Well, this really WASN'T that funny...but then, neither was my UM entry...so I guess it ranks squarely in the middle.
BTW, what the HELL is that Caul-esque dude licking?
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I think that is Caul licking his bicep.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-03 08:35:38 EDT (#)
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Hrmm.
Well, this really WASN'T that funny...but then, neither was my UM entry...so I guess it ranks squarely in the middle.
BTW, what the HELL is that Caul-esque dude licking?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-03 08:01:07 EDT (#)
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shows how much you know Bret
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-03 07:49:49 EDT (#)
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Matt, there is *nothing* mighty about you, friend.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-10-03 07:46:18 EDT (#)
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*mighty yawn*
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-03 07:39:56 EDT (#)
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I hate doing this but it's mandatory:
~OathMeal Approved Post~
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-03 01:46:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-03 00:13:21 (#)
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I shall bask in the joy that I've pissed of Caul enough to write for at least 45 seconds, and that I have pulled the shitty altermonger GM/PIB and the desperate attention-whore UOM into fits of anger.
And Caul, so far, you three folks (and Shlongy, but he's SOOOOO hard to please) are the only ones who think this isn't funny.
But I wouldn't expect you to.
Because you're ashamed to admit your gay.
Know why your "fat" insults don't bother me at all?
I'm NOT ashamed to admit I'm fat.
Or crazy.
Cocksucker. :P
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I AM SO ANGRY WITH FITS OF ANGER I CANNOT EXPLAIN IT TO YOU ENOUGH
I THINK ABOUT BIG FAT JAYPIG ALL THE TIME
P.S HEY TUBBY BITCH IF ONLY SHLONGY AND CAUL HATE IT WHY IS IT ONLY A SCRAP ABOVE A FUCKING 0?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-03 00:13:21 EDT (#)
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I shall bask in the joy that I've pissed of Caul enough to write for at least 45 seconds, and that I have pulled the shitty altermonger GM/PIB and the desperate attention-whore UOM into fits of anger.
And Caul, so far, you three folks (and Shlongy, but he's SOOOOO hard to please) are the only ones who think this isn't funny.
But I wouldn't expect you to.
Because you're ashamed to admit your gay.
Know why your "fat" insults don't bother me at all?
I'm NOT ashamed to admit I'm fat.
Or crazy.
Cocksucker. :P
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-02 23:26:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-02 19:26:57 (#)
Ranking: -1
This COULD have been good, if you didn't have Caul on the other end of the line. The whole "Caul is gay" thing was old when it first started.
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Caul is gay?? no no no no no no no - Caul is FRENCH, you can't possibly be both.... i mean how could god make somebody BOTH? What sort of guy would that make god??? this can't be happening....
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-02 23:20:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
idiotic.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-02 23:09:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-02 23:05:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Paint it black, Halloween will be here soon, so your night to shine is coming up.
By the way, there is some dogshit in my back yard in case you get hungry...
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fuck you are worse than jay pig... *shakes head
WTF is wring with you bubba? I almost feel bad for constantly picking on you
You are just NOT funny dude, and you are trying VERY hard, I can tell.
I eat dog shit? WOW ZANG! you zanged me totally fuckwad
OH my favourite night is HALLOWEEN! WOW DOUBLE ZANG!
you are so fucking lost fagboy, LOOK at what you are plus 2'ing
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-02 23:06:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Initially I thought:
"JonnyX once said that it's an unwritten Uber rule to +2 your own hate post, so I guess I better do what Jonny says."
So I +2ed.
Then I got home, went and worked out, took a huge dump on a cop car and came back home, only to reread this and think:
"Caul is right. This is fucking terrible."
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-02 23:05:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Paint it black, Halloween will be here soon, so your night to shine is coming up.
By the way, there is some dogshit in my back yard in case you get hungry...
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-02 22:55:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-02 22:51:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
have you ever wondered why i don't mind that people like apollo or method or others call me a homo?
i don't care because it's the most harmless insult ever.
with that in mind, do you know why i think you're a fat fucking idiot?
because you are not funny, jay. excruciatingly unfunny. watching you think that you are remotely witty is worse than it would be to have my toenails removed one by one and inserted into my eyeballs and urethrea.
if at least you had any redeeming qualities, but you are a combo of down syndrome and obesity. on top of that you seem to think that anything you have to say matters when you are just embarassing the human gene pool each time you open your fat fucking trap.
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wow... that pretty much said what I wanted to say, but I was just going to say:
fuck you are an unfunny faggot jaypig
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-02 22:52:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by kbs050 (user info) at 2006-10-02 18:11:27 (#)
Ranking: 1
It definately made me laugh! lol.
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wow...what a shitty attempt
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-02 22:51:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
have you ever wondered why i don't mind that people like apollo or method or others call me a homo?
i don't care because it's the most harmless insult ever.
with that in mind, do you know why i think you're a fat fucking idiot?
because you are not funny, jay. excruciatingly unfunny. watching you think that you are remotely witty is worse than it would be to have my toenails removed one by one and inserted into my eyeballs and urethrea.
if at least you had any redeeming qualities, but you are a combo of down syndrome and obesity. on top of that you seem to think that anything you have to say matters when you are just embarassing the human gene pool each time you open your fat fucking trap.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-02 22:42:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hey faggot,
YOU dont do posts like this. THEY get done about you faggot.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-02 22:15:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Go Greening!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-02 19:35:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
To be honest, I was thinking him calling himself looking for friends, but I couldn't really find a way to make it work.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-02 19:26:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This COULD have been good, if you didn't have Caul on the other end of the line. The whole "Caul is gay" thing was old when it first started.
You should have had Johnny X on the other line.
THOSE two homos have been going at it for weeks.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-10-02 18:20:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually, I kinda don't mind those guys. As in, they don't bother me.
Submitted by kbs050 (user info) at 2006-10-02 18:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It definately made me laugh! lol.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-10-02 18:02:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I imagined Caul with the voice of Agador from The Birdcage.
"Armand, why don't you let me be in the show? Are you afraid of my Guatamalen-ness?"
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-02 17:59:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-02 17:46:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Could have been much better
Needs more "crybaby pussy Bret" bashing and less "same old lame gay Caul" jokes
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I bet you complained when they turned Starbuck into a female, too.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-02 17:46:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Could have been much better
Needs more "crybaby pussy Bret" bashing and less "same old lame gay Caul" jokes
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-10-02 17:38:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shouldnt...be....laughing....at....THIS!!! *clench jaw*
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-02 17:30:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*right click*
*save as*
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-02 17:30:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
my god.
it's king tard picking on wannabee prince tard by involving le hom.
too. much. lameness.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-10-02 17:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha... even though I hate you for perpetuating these stupid rivalries this was funny.