Look what I made! (1895 hits)
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Submitted by Ashlee (View user info) at 2006-10-02 17:22:04 EDT
This is a colab peice made last month by myself, my boyfriend, and a friend of ours here in NY. I burned the living shit out of myself making this, but I personally think it was worth it.
I was thinking a line of Ubersite-themed bubblers could be fun... A couple users showed interest so I thought it was time to make the idea public. Ü, -2DIE, (V), or pretty much any custom thing is workable (smaller stuff only for marbles, but I can put pretty much anything with a sandblaster.)
Yes, before anyone asks, we make other stuff too. Stand by for -2DIE necklaces and the like...
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-22 22:00:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-02-21 17:36:52 EST (#)
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Ironically, I would have given you a much different impression had I been able to find some weed to balance me out...
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"I was a wreck when you met me because I was on drugs. All I needed was MORE drugs and you would have liked me. More drugs would have made me less insecure and we would still be BFF."
You can't even see how fucked up you still are, can you?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-02-21 17:36:52 EST (#)
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Ironically, I would have given you a much different impression had I been able to find some weed to balance me out...
And I didn't seriously mean that you should try drugs to get my perspective... But it's impossible to understand the actions of a person in that situation unless you've been there. Having that experience, in the long run, I feel actually made me a better person... for example, I was much more able to forgive some friends of mine who broke into my apartment and stole about $3000, because I understand the throes of desperation and clouded thinking that their heroin addiction left them in. I don't trust them alone anywhere near my shit anymore, but I don't hold what happened against them either - I know that what they did wasn't them. To quote Hunter S Thompson: "You can turn your back on an addict, but never turn your back on a drug."
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-21 17:16:26 EST (#)
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we knew. not the specific amount, mind you.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-02-21 16:53:08 EST (#)
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Honest truth? I was so high that weekend, and most of that year, that no - I don't remember that. WELL I should clarify, I remember there being a conversation, but I don't remember the words themselves. You guys didn't know it at the time, but I probably put away a quarter ounce of coke that weekend - a birthday gift from my dealer. That's part of the reason I seemed so fucked up and inconsistent all the time - I was.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-21 16:45:57 EST (#)
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do you remember the conversation by the hot tub? I tried my darndest to be as supportive as I could be. In fact, we all did.. there was nothing about that moment in time that you possibly could have taken as alienating.. and somehow, apparently, you did.
I don't think my perspective needs to be altered.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2008-02-21 16:31:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-02 17:45:45 EDT (#)
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I thought you were going to show me a picture of a drug addicted fetus.
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gold!
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-21 16:29:36 EST (#)
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smg
is good for you
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-02-21 16:25:18 EST (#)
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It's not a "be like me" thing... it's a perspective thing. I find it unfair to judge people when I don't have any basis for understanding them, which is why I don't do it.
I mentioned my relationship because you talk to me as if I'm still the same person I was three years ago - I'm not, and I owe that largely to this guy and a select few other friends who decided to support me when I was at my worst instead of make me feel even more lost and alone.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-21 16:19:37 EST (#)
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I can't speak for those emails, but I know what I saw. I didn't say you hadn't changed, although your last post seems to indicate you haven't. Your view of you isn't what others see.
about "him" or your relationship, why is that even referred to? I didn't say anything about it... if anything, I'm happy you've found someone to be with.
Do you really think my lack of drug taking has to do with lack of exposure? and as far as life circumstances go, mine have been tougher than most, so that isn't an excuse.
why would I take drugs? So I can be like you? I don't think so.
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-02-21 12:53:20 PST (#)
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Crystle...
Hmmm, I'd love for you to see copies of all of a certain temporary roomate of yours' emails and AIM convos with me for months afterward... Unfortuantely I'm a nice person and don't go around broadcasting things I don't like about people. Unconnected to any behavior he might display on some stupid website he doesn't care about, this guy is wonderful and has changed my life, so I really don't still beat myself up over shit that happened when I was a teenage kid in the middle of a nervous breakdown.... As far as your opinion of me - well, we all have different life circumstances and exposure to different things. Do a drug sometime - any drug, and even just once - and maybe you'll fall off that high horse, ya goddamn prude.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-08 19:00:59 EST (#)
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Cool.
And Shlongy got his wish!
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-02-12 02:20:11 EST (#)
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we used to have an "uberbong" in college, but it was unrelated
im sure it would sell even outside the circle of the site
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-02-12 02:06:12 EST (#)
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i want me one of dem
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-07 20:35:44 EST (#)
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Hey...break out with a new rack shot.
Submitted by Amy (user info) at 2007-01-19 00:45:16 EST (#)
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welcome back.
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2007-01-10 00:31:01 EST (#)
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huh huh huh...she said colored rod...
Submitted by Tyrell (user info) at 2006-12-04 16:24:43 EST (#)
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sniveling cunt
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-11-24 19:29:48 EST (#)
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Pretty. How'd you do that?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-11-24 19:03:38 EST (#)
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calm down there, Kenny Jr.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-24 17:21:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-11-24 16:48:15 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-19 21:14:26 (#)
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hey you stupid broad...you say i can't manage a healthy relationship but you don't know shit about me. your comment makes you look a million time more stupid than it makes me look bad.
however, we do know something about you from other people's account now do we, you stupid freeloading cheap whore?
if you weren't such a pig-looking cokehead, perhaps you'd know what it's like to choice with the opposite sex but you had to settle for less.
i know you think you're such a big girl (and you are in a sense, fatty), but the next time you wanna share your retarded input, i suggest you shut your trap.
you are laughable at best yet you think you're so badass.
when you're not there, people mock you.
i'm the only one honest enough to tell you to SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.
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Ahh, what the hell, I've got nothing better to do today. """
>> Me neither
1) You're right, I don't really know anything about you. I was talking shit, you pathetic, wiry little loser. But I'm really glad that my little comment got to you so much."""
>> Your comment in itself didn't bother me. It's the source. It's like being insulted by jaypeg. You are in no way fit to say anything about anyone, you parasiting cokehead.
2) By YOUR OWN account, you can't manage a healthy relationship. Or is cheating on your girlfriend and then dumping her (without telling her about your infeidelity, I'm sure, thus robbing her of the very deserved motivation to hate you properly) considered healthy to you canadians? """
>> By my own account, I could not manage ONE relationship. By yours, I can't manage any. Nuance, but someone with your skin complexion is not used to those.
3) Those people met me (for a very brief time) at a VERY bad time in my life. I am, in almost every way, a completely different person now than I was two years ago. People do change. All that time I was gone from Uber, I spent growing up and learning about life. Mind you, I'm not defending any behavior, simply informing you that you are wrong, as usual."""
>> people who met you the first time, like apollo, said you were in no way different. and you represent every characterestics of a dumb know-all bitch.
4) The guy I'm with now is wonderful and amazing and make no mistake WAY better than you and everyone you know in every way """
>> RAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHH
5) I started working out about 2 years ago. I weigh 124 lbs. """
>> it didn't help your piggish face.
Well, I'd love to keep at this, because it amuses me how you're so very wrong about everything, always, but I have some Christmas shopping to attend to."""
>> didn't you have nothing else better to do?
Have fun with your animosity, kiddo. ""
>> i love how you look down on people when you are early twenties years old white trash who brags about her drugs exploits like a teenager. i'd like to know what you do for a living, "kiddo".
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-19 21:14:26 EST (#)
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hey you stupid broad...you say i can't manage a healthy relationship but you don't know shit about me. your comment makes you look a million time more stupid than it makes me look bad.
however, we do know something about you from other people's account now do we, you stupid freeloading cheap whore?
if you weren't such a pig-looking cokehead, perhaps you'd know what it's like to choice with the opposite sex but you had to settle for less.
i know you think you're such a big girl (and you are in a sense, fatty), but the next time you wanna share your retarded input, i suggest you shut your trap.
you are laughable at best yet you think you're so badass.
when you're not there, people mock you.
i'm the only one honest enough to tell you to SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-06 19:16:58 EST (#)
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Umm, if it'll cheer you up, you can blow me!
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-11-06 19:09:52 EST (#)
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oh i am so terribly offended what shall i do
Submitted by ArcEld (user info) at 2006-10-31 15:56:22 EST (#)
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Auto-Orson-2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-20 23:00:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-10-20 22:39:01 (#)
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HOLY FUCK I WANT ONE OF THOSE BONGS
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HAHAH
don't make him one
he doesn't even know what it is!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-10-20 22:39:01 EDT (#)
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HOLY FUCK I WANT ONE OF THOSE BONGS
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-10-20 21:34:19 EDT (#)
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Yeah.
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2006-10-20 21:23:43 EDT (#)
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i like.
Submitted by JohnnyMac (user info) at 2006-10-20 19:08:52 EDT (#)
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I would buy that pipe.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-10-05 14:10:43 EDT (#)
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Who cares?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-10-05 13:52:40 EDT (#)
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Yes.
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2006-10-04 20:00:59 EDT (#)
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man some of you guys are dumbz. this is a bubbler not a fuckin bong
and its a cool bubbler too, interesting mouth piece
can you do double bubs too? or triple?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-04 12:22:13 EDT (#)
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I hope you've already made yourself a glass dildo...those can be fun.
Just watch out when it's in the kiln...if you use one of those.
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-10-04 12:19:34 EDT (#)
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PLUS FUCKING 2
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-10-04 12:06:43 EDT (#)
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Anybody who is interested in Ubersite bubblers or spoons, Email me: QueenAshlee.at.gmail.com
Tell me what colors you like (give me about five or six different options, I probably can't use all of them but I need some wiggle room as far as that goes - colored rod is expensive.) and how much you want to spend, and I will get back to you with options and such. Don't forget to mention Uber for your discount!
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-10-03 21:46:44 EDT (#)
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AN UBERSITE BONG!? IF I CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET ONE, I WILL TAKE A PHOTO, EAT IT, SHIT IT OUT, EAT THE SHIT, AND POST THE SHIT ON UBERSITE FOR ALL TO REVEL IN.
Submitted by Evil_Morg (user info) at 2006-10-03 21:35:41 EDT (#)
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omg you make bongs. me love you long time.
how can i get one?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-10-03 12:36:40 EDT (#)
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Actually, Wiggles, you retarded little fuck, I'm 5'6" and I weigh 124... By no means even close to overweight. But it's cute that I've been gone for a year and still manage to inspire such venom from you.... I love attention! Thanks for playing!
Dart - Prices vary, usually we make peices that match the amount the customer wants to spend. This particular peice went for $175 retail... The Uber discount I'm offering is similar to my wholesale pricing, something like this going at about $100. Customization and shipping are a bit extra. I can also do uber-themed spoons for somewhere around $30....
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-10-03 01:54:11 EDT (#)
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god you're fat and ugly
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-10-02 23:43:39 EDT (#)
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Thats pretty fucking cool.
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2006-10-02 21:37:53 EDT (#)
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ME GUSTA MARIJUANA
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-02 21:31:39 EDT (#)
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Can I get a discount on a hummer instead?
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-10-02 21:18:56 EDT (#)
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How much in USD are we talking?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-10-02 21:17:12 EDT (#)
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Ok, I'll admit it. I'm jealous.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-10-02 20:53:10 EDT (#)
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squirrel: with a blowtorch and broken glass. intimidated?
Sac: don't forget, I offer friends and family discount to fellow uberers!
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-10-02 20:13:55 EDT (#)
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Yowza!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-02 19:57:35 EDT (#)
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OOOH PRETTY IT'S LIKE THAT TIME ON FACTS OF LIFE WHEN TOOTIE BOUGHT THAT THING AT THE RECORD STORE TO HOLD HER JELLY BEANS.
I'd consider buying one, by the way. For my jelly beans, of course.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-02 19:20:49 EDT (#)
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I've been trying to ween her OFF of weed - and on more dick - for 25 years but I'm afraid it's a losing battle at Casa Del Shlongy.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-02 19:20:47 EDT (#)
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auto fellow glassgirl +2
and cause it's good
tight reversals, yo :P
Submitted by ticklish_squirrel (user info) at 2006-10-02 18:57:52 EDT (#)
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That's pretty bad ass. How'd ja do that?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-10-02 18:17:38 EDT (#)
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That's a real pretty pencil holder!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-02 18:10:53 EDT (#)
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GLALL, you live in Boulder. I'm *sure* you can find someone there who can make that for you.
Submitted by v8lover (user info) at 2006-10-02 18:05:52 EDT (#)
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Is that a marijuana smoking device?
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-10-02 17:59:06 EDT (#)
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I want a seventeen foot long steamroller with the words GLALL in holographic lettering and pictures of mexicans smoking crack adorning the sides.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-02 17:56:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-02 17:51:25 (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-02 17:45:45 (#)
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I thought you were going to show me a picture of a drug addicted fetus. """
*dies*
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good ol' Shlongy...heh
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-10-02 17:51:36 EDT (#)
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Hate if you want shlongy, but i remember you saying your wife toked up... you should buy a bub from me for her you rich bastard you. I'll even customize it free of charge!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-02 17:51:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-02 17:45:45 (#)
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I thought you were going to show me a picture of a drug addicted fetus. """
*dies*
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-02 17:45:45 EDT (#)
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I thought you were going to show me a picture of a drug addicted fetus.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-02 17:43:53 EDT (#)
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+2, even though I am not a conos... conusu... conisue... Even thogh I don't get baked, myself.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-02 17:43:40 EDT (#)
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Balls, meant to +2 for good work.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-02 17:43:20 EDT (#)
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So who helped make the white space?
Or is that just to save room for the holy spirit?
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-10-02 17:37:23 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-02 17:34:08 EDT (#)
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Ok.
I'm sold.
How much for one with a picture of jgreening in the bowl?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-10-02 17:33:56 EDT (#)
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pretty!
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-10-02 17:33:46 EDT (#)
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Well J, whaddoyawant? I wasn't exactly bragging, just crediting him for his work....
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-02 17:31:28 EDT (#)
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BOYFRIEND BOYFRIEND BOYFRIEND.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-02 17:31:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-10-02 17:30:50 EDT (#)
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now rob, theyre called water pipes.
Water pipes.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-02 17:28:56 EDT (#)
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BONGS!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-02 17:25:55 EDT (#)
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I never seen dildos that look like that before. :)