Amish Girls, a Milk Man, and his Pistol Pistol (835 hits)
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Submitted by Tony_The_Tiger_Is_A_Pedophile (View user info) at 2006-10-02 23:43:30 EDT
And this week's sign of the apocolypse is....
Ding, Ding, Ding! you guess it ladies and disgruntledmen.
to add to the recent spree of school shootings, for once the Amish decided to follow the electric world. An amish school in Nickel Mines, Pennsylvania was attacked by an upset milk man? I thought postal workers were angry.
The milkman, and im quoting here, "carried three guns and a chilhood grudge" with him to the school. He forced all of the boys to go outside and took the girls hostage. He executed four, injured an extra seven, and wouldn't you know it. They weren't the people he was angry at.
he carried with him a 9mm semiautomatic pistol, a 12-gauge shotgun and a rifle, along with a bag of about 600 rounds of ammunition, two cans of smokeless powder, two knives and a stun gun on his belt. He also had rolls of tape, various tools and a change of clothes. That's all he needed to exact his revenge on the people who don't even have a radio.
And how did the ordeal end, you ask? But of course suicide. Now the families don't even have someone to take the fall for their children's senseless fucking murder! Sure, they may not want him to go to the electric chair, but i'm sure they would like something. Anything.
Sometimes, like now for instance, this kind of shit really bugs me. ther times i don't really get affected. This time, i actually stopped to think "hey, waht if those were my daughters?" that is unbeleivable. A guy can drop his kids off at the bus stop to go to school, and have the complete lack of compassion and fucking human decency to go a block the other way and open fire on kids. KIDS!
Yes, i know, im spazzing about this a bit, but think about how many children and teenagers, not to mention a principal have been MURDERED in cold blood in an institution of learning. I cannot possibly be the only one that feels this way. Give this all the -2, +2, anyhting the fuck you want. I had to get this off my chest.
If you give a shit, here's the article: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061002/ap_on_re_us/amish_school_shooting
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Submitted by kbs050 (user info) at 2006-10-04 00:31:39 EDT (#)
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Hmm, thats fucked up shit! I must agree, crazy people, huh? Well...Amish are passive too. God, how totally messed you!?!
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-10-03 14:21:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-03 13:40:08 (#)
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by the way the dude who did this wasn't Amish. He let all the boys go, and a pregnant lady, and some mother with infants.
If was I was an Amish person, this would be all the justification in the world to prove that theirs is the correct lifestyle.
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And it probably is the correct way to live.
I don't remember who said this but it was something along the lines of
"Cold hearted is the soul of the man who first forged the blade"
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-03 13:40:08 EDT (#)
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by the way the dude who did this wasn't Amish. He let all the boys go, and a pregnant lady, and some mother with infants.
If was I was an Amish person, this would be all the justification in the world to prove that theirs is the correct lifestyle.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-10-03 10:34:08 EDT (#)
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World's an awful place and it's only gonna get worse. That's why I think it's wrong to have kids. It seems selfish to subject them to all the horrors of this planet just so you can have a little version of yourself running around. But that's just my opinion.
Today: School Shootings
Tomorrow: Maternity Ward Shootings
Only a matter of time.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-10-03 10:16:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-10-03 09:29:20 EDT (#)
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this must be some kind of shanagnagins
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-10-03 09:27:02 EDT (#)
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Can't wait to have armed guards in our schools!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-10-03 05:40:55 EDT (#)
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Did you actually get worked up about this? I mean as in real emotion?
I kind of envy your ability to feel that sort of passion, I feel so apathetic about everything. It must be awfully tiring getting het up about every bad thing that happens in the world.
Hey, did you know that in the Congo the goverment have these squads of soldiers that break into people's homes, kill all the menfolk and rape all the women? In Sao Paulo they used to shoot homeless children, 'Death Squads' they called them.
Does that get you hot under the collar? Does that make you angry? Man! That's exciting! It's like a drug, a drug that's available at any time. Just flip open your news browser and BAM, instant outrage, blood surging through your brain and adrenalin blossoming out your ass!
What do you do to relieve the tension? You don't strike me as a masturbator, although I imagine that such a fueled climax would be breathtaking, so do you beat the shit out of a punchbag? Do you shout at people? Is it a much quieter thing? Do you ring your girlfriend and choke out that some kittens were drowned in Quala Lumpa and she rushes over to cradle your head in your lap and stroke your hair?
I'd like that last one I think, I think that's the way I'd do it. At least I would if I wasn't all dead inside, relativly speaking.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-10-03 03:54:31 EDT (#)
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I am trying real hard to picture an Amish man strapped like Keanu Reeves in the Matrix as he enters the building to save Morpheus, but the image isn't coming to me.
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2006-10-03 01:15:41 EDT (#)
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i agree man
Submitted by Tony_the_Tiger_is_a_Pedophile (user info) at 2006-10-03 00:52:08 EDT (#)
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well thank yopu guys for at least leaving semi-serious reviews. im pretty fucked up by this.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-10-03 00:28:37 EDT (#)
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Am I the only one that thought of this immediately after hearing the story?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91010
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-03 00:18:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-10-02 23:57:37 (#)
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At least he truly couldn't live with himself after he saw his situation and what he had done. In his own disgrace, he turned the tool of his viciousness on himself. Better than dumping a hundred rounds into a dozen little girls and trying to defend the position Rambo style, killing who knows how many others...
I can't guess about the afterlife, but I'd approve of a boiling tar pit for this guy.
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He and Fat Tony should share a cell....
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-10-03 00:08:13 EDT (#)
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That milkman went old school for sure.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-10-02 23:57:37 EDT (#)
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At least he truly couldn't live with himself after he saw his situation and what he had done. In his own disgrace, he turned the tool of his viciousness on himself. Better than dumping a hundred rounds into a dozen little girls and trying to defend the position Rambo style, killing who knows how many others...
I can't guess about the afterlife, but I'd approve of a boiling tar pit for this guy.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-10-02 23:46:18 EDT (#)
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honestly, who hates an Amish person?