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The Best Way To Eliminate Those Damned Border Jumpers (494 hits)

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Rating: 1.09 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by morontian (View user info) at 2006-10-03 11:43:30 EDT




I think this is why my butthole itches so much..JPG (434 kB)

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Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2006-10-04 11:52:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-10-04 11:36:47 (#)
Ranking: 2

This started a little slow and picked up toward the end.

Don't feed the chemical companies. Get rid of the cat instead and vacuum the carpet more often than once every two months!
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Do you realize how much vacuum cleaner belts cost?

Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2006-10-04 11:51:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-10-03 14:15:49 (#)
Ranking: 2

I too thought it was funny, at first I wasn't entirely sure what you were talking about. How do you get the images along side the text? HTML or what?

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Ubernerd hint #whatever the fuck: font= Arial, size 10 - Western.

There. I probably just taught you more than all your gradeschool teachers combined. Use this knowledge well, son.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-10-04 11:36:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This started a little slow and picked up toward the end.

Don't feed the chemical companies. Get rid of the cat instead and vacuum the carpet more often than once every two months!

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-10-03 14:18:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-10-03 14:15:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I too thought it was funny, at first I wasn't entirely sure what you were talking about. How do you get the images along side the text? HTML or what?

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-03 14:06:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

wrong - Helicopter gunships are the answer.

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-10-03 13:00:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

actually I kinda liked it.

Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2006-10-03 12:43:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

sigh

nobody understands me.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-10-03 12:41:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Immigrant-ist.

Shame on you, sir. Shame on you.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-10-03 12:28:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

this wasnt anything really

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-03 12:19:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

that is the same hammer I own.

it is a good tool.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-03 12:17:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

+1 filename

Submitted by Tony_the_Tiger_is_a_Pedophile (user info) at 2006-10-03 12:15:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

it was ok i guess, but yeah. not too much humor for a kinda funny topic.

Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-10-03 12:11:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No offense but I wasn't really amused while reading this.


It's not the worst I've seen, though.


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