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Rating: -1.44 on 47 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by OathMeal and his ROFLAMETHROWER (View user info) at 2006-10-03 13:52:41 EDT




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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:45:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/95020#2202073

banning attempt

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-10-10 10:08:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

worst use of a wide angle lens EVER

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-10-07 21:27:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-10-07 21:07:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

OH MA GAWD YO BICEPS IS HUGE!!!!!!!



faggot.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-04 12:25:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Your arm belongs on "The Biggest Loser". Call NBC.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-04 10:17:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-03 14:05:21 (#)
Ranking: -2

i have a feeling this is going to be hacked off the front page
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hahahaha

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-10-04 10:04:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It doesn't count when you push up the muscle with your fingers from the other side. God what a tool bag.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-10-04 07:21:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

There was an article about how taking lots of steroids kills your brain cells in the paper yesterday. I also hear they make you impotent.

Both these statements can now be certified as truth.

Submitted by smemma (user info) at 2006-10-03 20:47:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i like big muscles

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-03 18:55:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

My level of intensity, my abrasive personality, my urge to grab and choke the life out of everything ... is just too much for everyone. Women very much included.

I suffer from severe mental disturbances and finding someone normal who can stomach that fact is simply asking too much.
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I think Bret takes too many steroids, that must be his issue - what else would make a person flip out over nothing.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-10-03 17:52:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

really small writing I gather, one of those rice writing chinese guy's works

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-03 16:25:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

the things you run into by accident.

this was gay and it did nothing for your arm.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-10-03 16:16:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

EASY THERE BIG GUY! Damn, you must be strong. So what do you bench press, like, 145 pounds? Do you take protein shakes? I want to get that big. Have you ever thought about being a personal trainer? I think you'd do well. Judging by the definition in your biceps you obviously are a health freak. Do you have any advice you can give to a novice weightlifter? I bet you get all the chicks. Leave some for the rest of us, hey?

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-03 16:11:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

QUIT WITH THE ALTERS, QUIT WITH THE -2S, QUIT CAMPING AND WHINING ON YOUR POSTS, QUIT BEING A FUCKIN DOUCHEBAG, AND WRITE SOMETHING TO AMUSE US.


Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-10-03 15:44:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

If you flip that picture it looks like an arse.

rather apt, that.

Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-10-03 15:42:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

the sad thing is theres no definition there at all. you'd have trouble crumplin' a cigarette packet. HAHAHA

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-10-03 15:39:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You are so beefy.

Submitted by Mister (user info) at 2006-10-03 15:39:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

So that's what, 5 or 6 accounts now, attention whore?

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-03 15:38:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

oops sorry bout thre typo Bret

Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-10-03 15:37:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Whoa, Method, watch out, dude, that bb gun might put your eye out.

Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-10-03 15:37:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i think you'll find that this is spot-fucking-on
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ginger+cunt&defid=2002820

Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-03 15:36:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

AGGGGGH! I thought we were rid of this! >(

Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-10-03 15:35:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-03 15:33:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

... because we all know how sincere I can be.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-03 15:33:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Method I do really mean this in the sincerest way possible.

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-10-03 15:30:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

well aren't you just a badass

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-10-03 15:27:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

oh stop.


Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-10-03 15:12:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bring it back!

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-03 14:20:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

someone else made it and decided to share with me.

i have atttempted to make an alter or two, but bart denied me. probably he knows I will fuck up and out the poor thing. i'm very bad about that. i CRUMPLE alters i guess.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-03 14:14:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Marina????... that's a crappy one, scourge.

Submitted by Marina (user info) at 2006-10-03 14:11:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahaha, outed


and i hadn't even used it yet

Submitted by Marina (user info) at 2006-10-03 14:10:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-03 14:05:46 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-03 13:58:43 (#)
Ranking: 2

OH NOES!!

HE'S GONNA CRUMPLE METHOD WITH HIS BICEP OF FURY

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Scourge, come on now you little bitch.
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Little?

Everyone here knows I'm a fat ugly glory hole operator.

It's why I +2, to gain the acceptance of these people.










Please don't CRUMPLE ME.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-03 14:08:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I thought you were in shape, my mistake

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-10-03 14:07:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

terrifying

Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-03 14:07:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

the love below

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-03 14:06:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/91403


Hahhahahahaha.

Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2006-10-03 14:05:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

dumb.

and your arm looks like a weak excuse for a turkey leg.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-03 14:05:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-03 13:58:43 (#)
Ranking: 2

OH NOES!!

HE'S GONNA CRUMPLE METHOD WITH HIS BICEP OF FURY

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Scourge, come on now you little bitch.

The least you could have done was -2 this.

I'm insulted.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-03 14:05:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Tee hee. You should work out, more.

Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-03 14:05:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i have a feeling this is going to be hacked off the front page

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-03 14:04:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

When I was ten, I was sitting in the back of the class, when the biggest asshole in the school came up to me and punched me in the forehead. My head went back and hit the concrete wall, pinching a nerve at the base of my neck and nearly knocking my unconscious. It was the most pain I've ever been in in life.

You suck worse, -2die.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-03 14:02:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh, and you know Sharpie comes off a lot easier than ink pen, right?

Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-03 14:02:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

ahahaha

damn bret, this is just extra

are you guys friends in real life and are just playing this up for Uber?
if not, go on another date with Em, you need to get out more...=)

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-03 13:58:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OH NOES!!

HE'S GONNA CRUMPLE METHOD WITH HIS BICEP OF FURY

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-03 13:57:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

HAHAHAHHAHAHA BRAT HAHAHAHHAHAHA

Jonny, no one has EVER thought to call me that.

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

so funny. so terribly funny.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-03 13:55:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

wow, that's a lot of cellulite Brat, you should try Jenny Craig...

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-03 13:53:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

SHITTY ATTENTION WHORE ALERT!




I just got it today, thought I'd try it out.


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