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Submitted by ripple (View user info) at 2006-10-03 15:42:31 EDT
Please help me pick my tattoo!
Attatched are some drawings I've done over the past couple of days. I've narrowed it down considerably, but I'm left with these 10 (I think it's 10).
Some bits of info that affect your decision:
-I'm female
-This tattoo will be going on my back, either in the middle (think below ribcage) or at the base of my neck
-Any of these tattoos would be done only in black. Even the ones drawn in blue.
If you think I'm a shitty artist and should just look in the books, feel free to say so. Also, if you have a tattoo that you regret, tell me what it's of and why you regret it.
Thanks for the advice!
-ripple
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-04 12:25:00 EDT (#)
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Tattoo a carbon copy of my cock on your chin.
I sure hope you have a big chin.
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2006-10-04 11:39:19 EDT (#)
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Whitesnake logo. Way to represent!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-04 11:04:40 EDT (#)
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wait till you get a place where you speak the language to get a tattoo then. you'll be pissed when it looks like crap and it's permanent.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-10-04 10:59:58 EDT (#)
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Anyone who would tattoo any of those on you isn't someone who you should let tattoo you.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-10-04 10:41:24 EDT (#)
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All of these really suck.
Besides, tattoos are played the fuck out anyway.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-10-04 08:06:20 EDT (#)
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"Starland Vocal Band? They suck!"
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-10-04 07:42:35 EDT (#)
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Why do you want to disfigure yourself with one of those horrid things? Do you hate your body?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-04 07:16:39 EDT (#)
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I wouldn't get any of those tattoos, personally, they are pretty shitty. I hope that doesn't crush your feelings, but they are so damned rough and crude, but if I have to choose, it's the one in the upper most right hand corner of the eye. You should let an artist take that and clean it up if you are going the tribal route....oh and one more thing, show me your tits. That'll give me an effective way of judging whether you should get a tat in the first place.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-10-03 23:52:06 EDT (#)
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I wouldn't get a tattoo in a foreign country...especially if i didn't speak the language...but that's just me.
Why don't you get the eye of horus?
http://www.ancient-egypt-online.com/images/the-eye-of-horus.jpg
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-03 23:36:11 EDT (#)
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ONLY SLUTS GET TATTS BITCH
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-03 23:21:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-03 23:15:01 (#)
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-2 DIE
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-03 23:15:01 EDT (#)
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-2 DIE
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-10-03 22:09:50 EDT (#)
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Ugh. Getting a tattoo of the graph paper would be better than the crap on them.
I mean that in the nicest way possible. If you're going to be stupid enough to get a tattoo from someone who doesn't even speak your language then you might as well go all out on it.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-10-03 21:57:05 EDT (#)
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I think the two "infinity" snakes? at the bottom look more like worms.
But that's cool, if you're into fishing and all that.
But if you're just into worms, then that's weird.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-03 21:25:12 EDT (#)
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you know, you may want to consider waiting until you can effectively communicate everything you need to before getting the tattoo, particularly if it is on a part of the body you can't readily see. Something like this will last a life time, and a stupid communication break-down could screw it up for you.
That might also give you enough time to decide what you really really want.
Submitted by august_sobriquet (user info) at 2006-10-03 18:21:23 EDT (#)
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the very bottom left snake one is not putrid. got to agree with inion, take it to the tattoist and get some more design help. my brother has got one similar to the snake, but it is in the infinity symbol shape, snake eating its own tail, with some interesting detail on the snake. definitely don't skimp on the time spent ahead making your decision. it is a big deal. find a good tattoist who is also an artist, or find a designer to help with the design ahead of time. don't let someone just trace your drawing and stick it on you. that would just be laziness and someone wanting to make a quick buck off you.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-10-03 16:51:33 EDT (#)
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hehe tramp stamp.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-03 16:50:03 EDT (#)
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get my name tattooed on your boobs in that jazzy script style. i'll pay half.
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-10-03 16:48:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-03 16:44:38 (#)
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i did this to bring ur rating back up
i love you ripple, but i agree with the fags below
asking someone else's advice about what to have permanently inked on your body is a horrible idea
im getting a dragon, the length of my back
i dont give a fuck what anyone says
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thanks vowels, but im just always one to ask others opinions. my thought process is broken. as this post may indicate.
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-10-03 16:46:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-03 16:19:03 (#)
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uh... look in the books dear. they're not like completely rancid or anything but you might not want the inker to just copy and ink them right on to you in those forms. have him work it out with you personally. tell him what you want, give him your ideas and have him modify them. also, approve it before it gets stuck to you.
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no, see i cant do that, inion. im in spain. my spanish is decent in a log of areas, but the hardest for me is going into stores and asking for shit. today i had problems asking for marlboro reds in a tobacco shop. this is one situation in which i do not want there to be any miscommunication.
and for those of you who say that its a bad idea to have other people pick, i 'picked' all of these. ive always been indecisive. i want to know what the collective you thinks.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-03 16:44:38 EDT (#)
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i did this to bring ur rating back up
i love you ripple, but i agree with the fags below
asking someone else's advice about what to have permanently inked on your body is a horrible idea
im getting a dragon, the length of my back
i dont give a fuck what anyone says
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-10-03 16:36:58 EDT (#)
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The fact that you're asking OTHER PEOPLE to help you decide what to have permanently inked onto YOUR skin is incredibly lame.
Give your head a shake.
Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2006-10-03 16:28:27 EDT (#)
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Relying on others to pick your tat is a horrible idea.
Plus most of your stuff looks like things that will be hanging on the wall anyways.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-10-03 16:25:10 EDT (#)
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Those are the worst doodles I have ever seen....
You should definately go with they eye.
Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-10-03 16:22:54 EDT (#)
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No, none of those.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-03 16:19:03 EDT (#)
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uh... look in the books dear. they're not like completely rancid or anything but you might not want the inker to just copy and ink them right on to you in those forms. have him work it out with you personally. tell him what you want, give him your ideas and have him modify them. also, approve it before it gets stuck to you.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-10-03 16:10:22 EDT (#)
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get a potato. I promise you'll never get sick of it.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-10-03 16:07:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-10-03 16:04:54 (#)
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I think you should get the eye in the middle of your forehead.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
Submitted by rillins (user info) at 2006-10-03 16:05:49 EDT (#)
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Do something that actually MEANS something to you. These are nice, but will they still MEAN something when you're 80?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-10-03 16:04:54 EDT (#)
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I think you should get the eye in the middle of your forehead.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-10-03 16:02:46 EDT (#)
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I've been looking for years for just the right thing.
Nothing there really strikes me either.
My girlfriend has "Love" on her lowerback in Japanese characters... you might check that out.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-10-03 15:57:37 EDT (#)
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I cannot say that I have found ANY piece of artwork that I was so deeply impressed by that I wanted to have it permanently etched onto my body.
That being said, from what I can tell of your physical appearance, you might like this as a potential decoration for your body.
http://www.deitydiva.co.uk/celtic/black-white/animals/snake1.gif
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2006-10-03 15:56:28 EDT (#)
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A girl with a back tattoo?
Originality to the core!
I think a Stewie Griffin quote is in order:
"Look at you with the rebellious rip in your jeans. Society wants those jeans to be intact, but you'll have none of it!"
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-10-03 15:55:48 EDT (#)
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this is my backpiece... http://tattoo.about.com/library/graphics/fantasy1128b.jpg
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2006-10-03 15:55:45 EDT (#)
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Get a tramp stamp that says "HARDER"
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-03 15:54:14 EDT (#)
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NEVAR get a tatoo out of a book!
It needs to mean something to you, on a personal level.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-03 15:54:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-03 15:53:30 EDT (#)
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You need a tramp stamp that says
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-10-03 15:52:42 EDT (#)
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Why do you want a tattoo of a sperm so badly?
Get the tattoo at the base of your neck. Tattoos in the middle of the back look horrendous.
There are three that I like. Or two and a half. I like the snake on the top left and the snake on the bottom left. I kind of like the yin yang with the faded snakes.
Of those three, I like the infinity snake the most, although I think you should fill it in and make it all black rather than just leaving the outline.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-10-03 15:47:31 EDT (#)
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Tattoos are lame.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-10-03 15:47:25 EDT (#)
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WOW!! Yin-yangs!!!
That's super-fuckin-awesome!!!
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-10-03 15:46:45 EDT (#)
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they all look like shit dude.
go for something more sophisticated like this http://www.ubersite.com/m/93890
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-10-03 15:45:59 EDT (#)
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holy fuck that pic is huge i am so sorry. im on a spanish comuter and dont know how to resize and i dont have time to repost. FUUUCK!!!!!!1