POMHW/Uberpoll/Camwhore (1825 hits)
Category: RomanceLabels: camwhore
Rating: 1.57 on 78 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by paleassemo (View user info) at 2006-10-04 01:42:09 EDT
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Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2006-11-13 10:46:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-26 02:08:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU LOOK LIKE THE NEW JAMES BOND!
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Thank you, I thought I would never get who it was he looks like. He also looks like hes going to say 'Well hello chaps, anyone for a spot of chess?'
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-11-13 10:36:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
adorable. you live like half the guys i dated in college. luring chicks to watch movies with your big tv... tsk. tsk.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-26 02:08:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU LOOK LIKE THE NEW JAMES BOND!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-08 00:50:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have the same green bathtowels as you.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-10-06 13:46:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah College... how do I miss thee, let me count the ways...
345,567,098,543,123 WAYS.
MMmmMmMmMMMmmm... freshman.
*herpes*
Check out these diggs: http://www.ubersite.com/m/87197
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-06 12:32:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Another +2 for the pumpkin.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-06 12:32:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-04 17:44:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-04 04:26:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
darko has john malkovich eyes when hes drinking
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Holy hell, you're right!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-06 00:02:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You must always leave as much space between you and the other pisser as possible. If there are two people at the opposite ends, and you come in, you must wait for one to leave. If someone is using the center urinal, kick him in the ass so he pees on himself.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-10-05 20:09:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Go with the midget urinal.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-10-05 19:01:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you have pretty eyes.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-10-05 11:11:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ok
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-10-05 10:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
darkos clone?
:O
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-10-04 21:59:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know if you're in the wrong but I would personally take the urinal farthest from the one in use.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-04 18:24:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You = slob.
Submitted by madddonkey255 (user info) at 2006-10-04 18:19:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Still? this is my third year
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-04 17:44:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-04 04:26:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
darko has john malkovich eyes when hes drinking
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Holy hell, you're right!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-04 17:43:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by madddonkey255 (user info) at 2006-10-04 17:32:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
You should just piss in the Red Cedar like most people. +2 for being another spartan
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You still go here?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-04 17:40:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-04 04:26:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
darko has john malkovich eyes when hes drinking
*swoons*
Submitted by madddonkey255 (user info) at 2006-10-04 17:32:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You should just piss in the Red Cedar like most people. +2 for being another spartan
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-04 17:29:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Clean your room or I will shit in your urinals.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-10-04 17:15:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU DIRTY, DIRTY BOY! CLEAN YOUR FUCKING ROOM!
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2006-10-04 15:54:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your room is not messy enough - I can still see your floor, and you didnt have 6 month old food lying on your window sill.
For Shame.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-04 15:42:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU LIVE IN FILTH
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-04 15:25:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're a filthy filthy filthy bastard. I could never set foot in that room. I'd do what ETS said: chuck the PS2 and get some plants. And do your laundry. And vacuum. Shit, you'd never get rid of me.
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-04 02:11:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
You made me happy by beating me.
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So many times, I've heard that...
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-10-04 14:56:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm a fucking guitar hero
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-10-04 13:49:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I love playing Texas Flood on guitar hero. Such a great song.
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2006-10-04 12:53:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, congratulations. You're the stereotypical male college student. Disgusting, thousands of dollars in debt, and only concerned with two things: girls and drinking. Fascinating, really.
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2006-10-04 12:10:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I can halfway fake my way through Cliffs of Dover on a real guitar, but I can't do shit on that Guitar Hero toy. Mystery.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-04 11:43:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-10-04 10:20:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
You've got too many electronics infecting your unconscious mind.
Can I suggest you throw away the fucking x-box and buy a plant? Seriously, get some plants and get rid of the overblown Sony. No one needs two TVs in a fucking dorm.
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I'm with ETS here
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-10-04 11:33:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you are ugly.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-10-04 11:08:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There is no excuse for living in a dorm when you are 22.
Even on the most relaxed campus you aren't allowed to have kegs, potato cannons, industrial fridges for trays of jellos shots, and all the other key ingredients to a college party.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-04 10:56:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-10-04 10:20:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
You've got too many electronics infecting your unconscious mind.
Can I suggest you throw away the fucking x-box and buy a plant? Seriously, get some plants and get rid of the overblown Sony. No one needs two TVs in a fucking dorm.
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Elaine: Y'know, I often wonder what you'll be like when you're senile.
ETS: I'm looking forward to it.
Elaine : I think it'll be a very smooth transition for you.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2006-10-04 10:40:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If they're using urinal 2 and there's no one else in there (or just walked out) then they have no ettiquite. UNACCEPTABLE! Always use the one space rule. I don't care if urinal #3 is a hole in the ground, you respect the space. Solid post, though.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-10-04 10:33:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why is there a full roll of paper towel in the garbage?
Why is your dorm room so massive?
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-10-04 10:31:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-04-28 04:20:05 (#)
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Oh for fucks sake Rad old chap that made me blow the charonay all over the key boaed.ha ha ha ha ha ,.I think Willies browned off cause his Chinese is older than mine . ha ha ha ha dont worry i cop it all the time.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-04 10:29:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
says the man who didn't go to college...
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-10-04 10:20:12 EDT (#)
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You've got too many electronics infecting your unconscious mind.
Can I suggest you throw away the fucking x-box and buy a plant? Seriously, get some plants and get rid of the overblown Sony. No one needs two TVs in a fucking dorm.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-04 10:19:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey is that the axe body wash that smells like gatorade?
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-10-04 10:07:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Boy, and I thought I was a slob. You hang your towels in the closet???
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-10-04 09:52:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for the journey.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-10-04 09:36:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are one dirty, messy fucker. That is some repugnant shit.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-10-04 09:27:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Chrono Cross+Guitar Hero= +2
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-10-04 09:20:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm sorry, but I don't care how much of a Dazed and Confused rationalization you spin on this one, I cannot, in good conscience, condone living in a dorm at age 22. That's just gay.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-10-04 09:18:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"im a rocker. i rock out"
twice!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-04 09:07:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy shit that's a messy room.
Your face reminds me of a young Danny Elfman, for some reason.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-04 08:43:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm pretty sure that in it's natural state, you have a unibrow. I might have brought this up before, but I will do it again.
Submitted by compEngineer0 (user info) at 2006-10-04 08:43:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+2 for dorm life and -1 for Chrono Cross
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-04 08:25:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Always use the midget urinal
You look like a guy I used to work with
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-04 08:17:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fiosted by a robot
I jsut nneeed ed to put that down permanently
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-10-04 08:11:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
robots WILL kill you
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-10-04 08:09:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pissing is valid anywhere.
Your taste in music blows.
This brings back good memories of college.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-10-04 06:49:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-10-04 06:40:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Right you are.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-10-04 06:30:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are a fucking slob.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-04 05:17:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I always use the midget pissah
because mY COCK IS SO LONG I NEED A URINAL THAT HANGS A LITTLE LOWER AS TO NOT GET MY COCKHEAD IN THE BOWL AREA.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-04 05:09:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're a messy little rapscallion aren't you darko? +2 gamecube.
And the 3rd urinal is ergonomically unsatisfactory (splashback), but you only notice if you're wearing thongs. (flip-flops to you seppo.)
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-10-04 04:55:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
for a moment i thought it was FAU (around here it stands for Find Another University); then it dawned on me that well, all dorms look the same. same concrete front, same little handicaped-button-on-a-stick-thing-shrouded-in-concrete and the same useless yellow call box and the same black font and lettering for the building name.
Wait, you fuckers have screen on your windows! Someone had to take a human life to get that back at FAU.
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-10-04 04:46:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait... I thought you were Australian...
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-04 04:26:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
darko has john malkovich eyes when hes drinking
*swoons*
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-04 04:23:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm suddenly in the mood for a good, long walk of shame.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-10-04 03:59:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If there is someone at Urinal 2, you don't use a urinal. If there is someone at Urinal 1, you don't use a urinal. If there is someone at Urinal 3, feel free to use Urinal 1 and only Urinal 1.
I can say with a pretty high degree of certainty that Shaw has a toilet stall as well. If there is not an available urinal, wait or pee in the toilet stall.
Although if I were you I'd hike across the street to BPS which has the nicest bathrooms in the known Universe.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-04 03:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No worries Kaos, 16 is the age of consent in Michigan.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-10-04 03:52:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm pretty sure Mom bankrolls his expensive gear.
Oh, by the way, my room is fucking twice the size of yours and I pay half as much. Off campus ftw.
Although Shaw would have been a nice place to live due to its being a 12 second walk from the Chemistry building.
Taco Bells built across the street from other Taco Bells give me major wood.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-04 03:51:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Darko, just make sure that the chicks are actually 18.
You can go to teh jail if they have late birthdays and Rad would get to have his way with you...
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-10-04 03:22:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have an awful lot of expensive gear. Are you sure you're a studennt?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-04 03:08:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by plasman (user info) at 2006-10-04 03:01:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well there is also some sort of dead animal or food left out and lost in your room...there is fruitflys all over the place and its pretty fucking gross. hope you find the source sometime...and post pics
i know what ur talking about those urinals. use the urinal farthest from anyone else or use a stall if nothing but the middle of the 3 is open... visit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzO1mCAVyMw&eurl= for more details.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-10-04 02:58:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and here's a rule of thumb: If the height of your crotch does not exceed the height of the top of the urinal, you are free to piss as you please.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-10-04 02:57:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-10-04 02:04:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
A true college student sleeps on top of all the shit on the bed.
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For most of my freshman year I was sleeping on a bare mattress. I bought sheets eventually only because my girlfriend was afraid of ringworm.
Dude, I'm not saying my room looks different in any way, but I'm having a hard time believing any girl would spend the night in that dump.
Also, there is no shame in living in the dorms. I'll be living in one at least until the end of next semester, when I'll be 21.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-10-04 02:24:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice digs....for a whore.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-04 02:08:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate that damn midget urinal. And I think that in a persons primary bathroom, they should not have to resort to going to a stall. If it was a mall or theater bathroom than yes, need the buffer. But when it's supposed to be your "home" bathroom?
Submitted by QuietObservation (user info) at 2006-10-04 02:04:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
If someone was using the urinal 1, you would have to use urinal 3. If someone was using urinal 2 (which is wrong to begin with) you would be best off using a stall or going later.
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/urinal.php
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-10-04 02:04:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A true college student sleeps on top of all the shit on the bed.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-10-04 02:03:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Take the stall, that way you can jab your thumbnail real hard into the end of your dick until you drawblood and people wont get upset at you.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-10-04 02:02:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you are SO untidy..
Submitted by Tony_the_Tiger_is_a_Pedophile (user info) at 2006-10-04 02:00:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
he said it right, if you take the stall, you look like a pussy
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2006-10-04 01:59:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
At first I was like, "Wait, who is this paleassmo, and why does he look like Darko with a gay haircut?"
And then I went, "ohhhhhhh..."
And then I went, "Darko's my best buddy."
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-04 01:46:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If they are using urinal 1, you need to take the midget urinal. If they are using urinal 2, you need to take urinal 1.