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APW: Hieronymus Bosch (788 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 1.5 on 57 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2006-10-04 08:36:51 EDT




I don't write poetry that often, hopefully you won't shit down my throat, and if you do, I like the way shit tastes.JPG (1 MB)

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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-11-09 15:55:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ever notice how the Dutch painters are ALWAYS screwed in the head?

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-09 15:31:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

peeyow

peeeyau

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-17 00:15:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

soooo... YOU'RE A FAG RIGHT?

Submitted by Felony (user info) at 2006-10-09 13:40:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fixing stupidity leak (no need to -2 retal)

Submitted by Felony (user info) at 2006-10-06 17:48:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Poo Poo on You

Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-05 15:03:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-04 19:38:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

There are LOTS of posts that have been done way too many times on Uber.

THIS is not one of them.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-04 19:08:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Blockbuster trade proposed.

Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2006-10-04 17:12:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yep, it's totally been done before...

http://www.ubersite.com/m/87707



Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-10-04 16:58:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-04 11:13:43 (#)
Ranking: 0

ETS & Joey, look at the very first review.

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Another +2 for me being too freaking lazy to read the reviews. When I see something cool, I just go straight for the "rate this item" link. It's some form of Uber Tourettes.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-04 14:57:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Jonny, where, I looked but I couldn't find it....oh shit.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-04 14:47:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

well, this guy's been done already, so I can't give you a +2.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-10-04 14:05:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Little people

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-04 12:56:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for little Bosch people.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-10-04 12:50:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i was gonna call him a faggot for adding a silent 'C', but bosch's art is pretty bosh

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-04 12:19:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You are right, someone is getting a head from another one on their knees. I don't want to post for a month because I want to have my next post to be really good. I feel that I have reached a benchmark that not too many people stick around for. I'll still be posting for contests, however, as long as I last in UM IV and Grueberfest and for the rest of this week.

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-10-04 12:11:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Why are you not posting for a month? There is someone getting head in the bottom picture.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-04 11:54:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I've been studying the bottom one and there are a lot of people fucking in that one...

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-10-04 11:46:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

As well as the flute in the ass.

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-10-04 11:45:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The crows flying out of the ass of the person that is being eaten by the Queen bird is hawt!!


Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-04 11:41:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

TMB, shhh, I don't want anyone to know....everyone does those cheesy 100k posts and I don't really give a damn....but F.Y.I, I won't be posting after this week for one full month.

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-10-04 11:26:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Everything you ever wanted to know about sicosemen
User id: 24351
Registered on or around: 2005-12-29 08:19:48
# Messages posted: 177
# Reviews written: 3614
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 3503
# Hits: 99970
Average rating of all messages: 0.51
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You're gona hit 100,000 today.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-04 11:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Samo, translated, his name is Jerome, yes.

Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-10-04 11:17:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

jerome

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-04 11:13:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ETS & Joey, look at the very first review.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-10-04 11:05:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-10-04 11:01:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

Bosch is totally bosch.

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hahahaha

Dude, he's Bosch.

Jesus, why is that funny?

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-10-04 11:02:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I am familiar with this guy. He reminds me of my friend Colby's art. Disturbed, but with a message underneath.

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-10-04 11:01:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bosch is totally bosch.

Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-04 11:00:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The poem was great

auto +2 for the filename

Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-10-04 10:58:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I pooped a whole lima bean the other day.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-04 10:53:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh yeah, didn't realise that. Yeah I was referring to a Hieronymus Bosch painting.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-04 10:46:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hahaha thorpe, nice. If you are referring to a painting, I think it's suffice to say that we all suck at them, save the very few of that have exhibited skill. If you are talking about an APW, it's a lot more simple than you think and doesn't take much more than 20-30 minutes and that includes getting the art work, writing, researching, etc. Give it a whirl.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-04 10:37:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I mean I was subconsciously going "Hey I wanna make one" before I remembered I sucked.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-04 10:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i remember seeing various works of his in several copies of l'inferno.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-10-04 10:33:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Didn't read. Too drunk. But i have one of the close ups of "hell" with the dudes ass in my room. Bosch may have bastardised Dali but he was a genius portrait artist so the triptych he made works anyway. Whatever, spoilt drunk college boy approves anyway.

Faggot me out, i'm hotter than you.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-04 10:29:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Thorpe, you lost me, skipper.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-04 10:27:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Seriously, this kicks ass.

I just started opening MSPaint before I realised what I was doing.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-10-04 10:14:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Whoops, thought I rated this a little while ago.

Your poetry is not great. I like the art.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-04 10:13:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

HV is a pole smoker....pass it along. SHHH

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-10-04 10:09:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

One of my favorite artists.

Is that saying something?

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-04 10:03:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dude

Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-10-04 09:57:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-10-04 09:52:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Garden of Earthly Delights is still one of my favourites.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-04 09:46:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm surprised that I haven't gotten ragged on by my poetry above...hopefully that means it was decent.

Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-10-04 09:28:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I've always liked this guy.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-04 09:20:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-04 09:07:50 (#)
Ranking: 2

+2's for everyone, it's Electros birthday

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We'll see if I see this comment on *my* APW.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-04 09:18:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hieronymus Bosch: not to be confused with Sanctimonious Bitch.

Interesting paintings. How many ghey menz are in that bottom-most group scenery?

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-04 09:07:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2's for everyone, it's Electros birthday

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-10-04 08:53:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you post often

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-10-04 08:47:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://us.mms.com/us/dark/index.jsp

now that is art

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-04 08:47:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bosch is pure tainted fun!

APW = AUTO + 2

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-04 08:45:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sico don't fall out of your chair after having seen me +2 this.

This guy is the creator of a series of paintings called 'proverbidioms'; they're kind of like a puzzle and a painting all in one. The trick is to try and locate the idioms or colloquialisms as they're quite literally displayed in the characters in the painting.

It's good fun and this man made it so.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-10-04 08:40:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-10-04 08:39:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

art is shit no matter how many flute penetrations it includes

Submitted by kybernetikum (user info) at 2006-10-04 08:39:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Hieronymus Bosch shows what happens when you add to much hebane to the beer.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-10-04 08:38:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bosch is a personal favourite

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-04 08:38:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

DUDE, That's Hieronymus Bosch!


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