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Rating: -0.31 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Fat Tony (View user info) at 2006-10-04 21:11:18 EDT





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Submitted by antiLemming (user info) at 2006-10-17 00:13:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Coming soon: Fat Tony and the Bogus Insulin Addiction - How long will it take Fat Tony to make up a story about a new addiction? Probably not long! Find out by tuning into Ubersite daily to check for updates.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-05 19:50:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-10-05 18:17:22 (#)
Ranking: -2

go eat a sugar cookie bitch.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-10-05 19:21:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I was hoping you died

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-10-05 18:17:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

go eat a sugar cookie bitch.

Submitted by WingedFoote (user info) at 2006-10-05 01:14:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you guys are insensitive to fat people!

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-10-05 01:10:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-10-05 00:31:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good job.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-05 00:25:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

obese

Submitted by BrittInToledo (user info) at 2006-10-04 23:26:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I laughed teehee

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-10-04 23:03:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Why the fuck am I amused?

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-04 22:50:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Dear Maltese:

You are a moronic sucboy. You suck.

Have a nice day, retardo.....

Idiotic simpleton....



Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-04 22:49:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

lolz below!!

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-04 22:39:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

no one gives a fuck about you or your supposed weight loss, you disgusting behemoth.

The next post I want to see under your user name is your whore of a wife telling us that you had a massive heart attack, shit yourself and died

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-04 22:38:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Old Godzilla was fucking around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Batman jizzed from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a bat cumspray
Godzilla got laid and began to fuck back
But didn't expect to be fucked by Shaq
He proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Lube
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started sucking off Shaquille O'Neal
In the back seat of the Batmobile

But before they could make it back to Aaron's loveshack
Abraham Lincoln teabagged his sack
Took a 9-inch vibrator out of his hat
And blew Batman
Then he ran out of rubbers and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came on Batman's face

This is the ultimate orgy (of homosexuality)
Good guys and bad guys with dildos (as far as the eye can see)
There's quite a lot of fellatio and much sodomy
This is the ultimate orgy (of homosexuality)

Godzilla took a shit on Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff shit all over crime
Then Shaq came back covered in Godzilla's scat
Then Jackie Chan jacked off and nutted on his back
And Batman was flaccid and trying to get horny
So he thought of an armadillo named Corey
But suddenly something caught his eye and he licked
Indiana Jones' 13-inch dick

Then he took Godzilla from behind
Reached around for his cock which he just couldn't find
Then Batman squirted and he shot and he missed
And penetrated Jackie Chan with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and gave the peace sign
As Abraham Lincoln tried to sixty-nine with Optimus Prime
And they both got some
Then they all got showered in Care Bear cum

This is the ultimate orgy (of homosexuality)
Good guys and bad guys with dildos (as far as the eye can see)
It's gayer than Brokeback Mountain, I think you would agree
This is the ultimate orgy...

Cue porno music, a funky jive chorus
Down from the heavens came naked Chuck Norris
Who discovered a dick as hard as bones
Attached to the crotch of Indiana Jones
He bent over on the ground, smiling with glee
As Batman changed into Ron Jeremy
But Chuck saw through this clever disguise
And buried Batman's face in between his thighs

Then Gandalf The Pimp and Gandalf the Ho
Matt Damon and the guys from Mr. Show
And Benito Mussolini and his big weenie
And Tony Curtis in a pink bikini
Robocop, The Terminator, William Shatner, Ralph Nader
Lo Pan, Peter Pan, every male Power Ranger
Keanu Reeves and Bill S. Preston, Spok, The Rock, and Charleton Heston
Came outta nowhere lightning-fast
And they all fucked Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the greatest bukkake that the world ever saw
Making Japanese men stare in total awe

The sex went on for a century
Many cocks were sucked, but eventually
A champion stood and all the girls got wetter:
Mr. Rogers in a cumstained sweater

This is the ultimate orgy (of homosexuality)
Hot chicks and bad girls with strap-ons (as far as the eye can see)
Tits and vaginas and coming, all continuously
This is the ultimate orgy... (one great big lesbian orgy)
This is the ultimate orgy... (I think I'll jerk off again now)
This is the ultimate orgy... (of homosexuality)

Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2006-10-04 21:36:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

+1 because I remember how hard it was for me to lose weight. Even if you're not, this still made me happy because I can fit into pants now (and have visible ab muscles...although mostly covered by hair).

Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-10-04 21:30:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

for this:

Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2006-10-04 21:18:02 (#)
Ranking: 0

....when you don't eat you get the "shakes" and with lard like mine, it makes ripples that will hypnotize you.

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haha

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-04 21:22:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Your "body" would be an unmissable target.....


Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-10-04 21:18:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2006-10-04 21:18:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ya know, this fucking sickness is a monster. The pills make you crave food, yet when you don't eat you get the "shakes" and with lard like mine, it makes ripples that will hypnotize you. I've gone vegeterian, with the exception of protein shakes. No processed foods, no white bread, no .... nothing except wine. Hey, even Jesus had a lil wine now & then. Gotta have wine.

I still work out 4 to 5 times a week, but now it's more intense.

Elliptical trainer for 45 to 60 minutes
35 minutes of weights hitting two body parts a day (each part once a week)
Cutting my weight in less then half, no more power lifts, sissy woman weights in high reps
High reps for me is 15 to 20, for 6 sets. Where it used to be 3 to 4 for 3 sets.

I've been taking up boxing twice a week. There is a lot of science in throwing a punch. Toe balance, shoulder position, angle, all play a SERIOUS part in the power of the punch. I've also discovered that head shots are NOT the way to do it. Wanna fuck somebody up? In the immortal words of "Micky" from Rocky, "The body! The body! To the body!"


If there was any justice, my face would be on a bunch of crappy merchandise!

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