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Submitted by ghola (View user info) at 2006-10-04 22:18:15 EDT


http://www.ubersite.com/m/93367
http://www.ubersite.com/m/93743


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Submitted by carbon (user info) at 2007-07-28 17:59:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2006-10-05 20:57:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

12th and 19th were my favorites.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-05 15:19:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

CRUMPLED

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-05 12:25:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It had to be done, sorry... http://www.ubersite.com/m/93981

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-05 12:02:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

These were some incredible pieces!

God, I adore you. Prepare for my retaliation post...

Submitted by nya_nyo (user info) at 2006-10-05 11:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

a hot girl that likes naked drawings? does it get any better than that?

BTW Maltese - great remake of the ultimate showdown

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-05 11:02:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Don't we all.

Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2006-10-05 10:30:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-10-04 22:37:29 (#)
Ranking: 1

Naked crumpling women?

When I'm depressed I usually get naked too :-(

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When I'm depressed it's usually BECAUSE I'm naked

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-05 09:23:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I was SURE I'd be in this one.

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-10-05 08:57:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

along with these artists, i too, have done some wonderful things with the female form.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-10-05 05:49:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-10-05 03:13:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-10-04 22:43:55 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-04 22:33:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

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MALTESE MARRY ME!!!! OH GOD THAT'S GOOD!!!!
==================
You can watch the whole cartoon here: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/330027

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-10-05 02:10:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You like lookin' at naked chicks?

Join the club.

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-10-05 01:01:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-10-05 00:56:18 (#)
Ranking: 2

Elliot says: njmiksw;od=

+

*SIGHS*

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-10-05 00:56:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Elliot says: njmiksw;od=

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-10-05 00:20:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

some of these are fantastic.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-05 00:08:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I like the first 2 and the first big charcoaly one and the 5th from the bottom with the gold the best.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-04 23:43:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Cool. I like the abstracty line that looks like a person leaning on a red box. I like all of them, really. Sketches of people rock. I love looking through my best friend's sketchbook; he's got a lot of stuff like this.

Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2006-10-04 23:36:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I like it. Maybe I'm just horny. But these are really really really good drawings.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-10-04 23:30:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

might be something by him in there. just assort pics by assorted artists that i like

Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-04 23:22:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Nice collection, is this Egon Sheigle? (sp)

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-10-04 23:07:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I might be crazy but there could be a common theme in this one.

Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-10-04 23:03:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-04 22:52:49 (#)
Ranking: 2

Wifey I need you.

Please check your e-mail.

I suppose this isn't helping your lesbian thing, but I do love you.

//

another 2 for the above, yes. (And not in the guy wishes for 3-some way, been there, actually still am there, oft. This just seems so real, heartfelt. I've lost girls to girls, so I should be bitter? Not at all. The most important thing is to never lose friends, regardless of sexual history or gender.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-04 23:02:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Lovely little ladies dressed in pink and white
Crying for their lovers in the middle of the night
Lovely little ladies dressed in black and red
Crying for their lovers but their lovers, all, are dead

Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2006-10-04 22:56:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

pretty good...

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-04 22:52:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wifey I need you.

Please check your e-mail.

I suppose this isn't helping your lesbian thing, but I do love you.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-04 22:48:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

raaw

no pic

me take later.

drinky drinky

don't hurt sock monkey cat.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-10-04 22:45:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-04 22:44:29 (#)
Ranking: 2

you should do the next one with just a picture of me in the body of the post. i'll wear a jaunty hat and have a cigar.

drinking bottles of wine (3 and no typos) is good for you.
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send me the pic scourge and i'll think about it.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-04 22:44:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you should do the next one with just a picture of me in the body of the post. i'll wear a jaunty hat and have a cigar.

drinking bottles of wine (3 and no typos) is good for you.

Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-10-04 22:43:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-04 22:33:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

Old Godzilla was fucking around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Batman jizzed from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a bat cumspray
Godzilla got laid and began to fuck back
But didn't expect to be fucked by Shaq
He proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Lube
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started sucking off Shaquille O'Neal
In the back seat of the Batmobile

But before they could make it back to Aaron's loveshack
Abraham Lincoln teabagged his sack
Took a 9-inch vibrator out of his hat
And blew Batman
Then he ran out of rubber and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came on Batman's face

This is the ultimate orgy (of homosexuality)
Good guys and bad guys with dildos (as far as the eye can see)
There's quite a lot of fellatio and much sodomy
This is the ultimate orgy (of homosexuality)

Godzilla took a shit on Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff shit all over crime
Then Shaq came back covered in Godzilla's scat
Then Jackie Chan jacked off and nutted on his back
And Batman was flaccid and trying to get horny
So he thought of an armadillo named Corey
But suddenly something caught his eye and he licked
Indiana Jones' 13-inch dick

Then he took Godzilla from behind
Reached around for his cock which he just couldn't find
Then Batman squirted and he shot and he missed
And penetrated Jackie Chan with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and gave the peace sign
As Abraham Lincoln tried to sixty-nine with Optimus Prime
And they both got some
Then they all got showered in Care Bear cum

This is the ultimate orgy (of homosexuality)
Good guys and bad guys with dildos (as far as the eye can see)
It's gayer than Brokeback Mountain, I think you would agree
This is the ultimate orgy...

Cue porno music, a funky jive chorus
Down from the heavens came naked Chuck Norris
Who discovered a dick as hard as bones
Attached to the crotch of Indiana Jones
He bent over on the ground, smiling with glee
As Batman changed into Ron Jeremy
But Chuck saw through this clever disguise
And buried Batman's face in between his thighs

Then Gandalf The Pimp and Gandalf the Ho
Matt Damon and the guys from Mr. Show
And Benito Mussolini and his big weenie
And Tony Curtis in a pink bikini
Robocop, The Terminator, William Shatner, Ralph Nader
Lo Pan, Peter Pan, every male Power Ranger
Keanu Reeves and Bill S. Preston, Spok, The Rock, and Charleton Heston
Came outta nowhere lightning-fast
And they all fucked Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the greatest bukkake that the world ever saw
Making Japanese men stare in total awe

The sex went on for a century
Many cocks were sucked, but eventually
A champion stood and all the girls got wetter:
Mr. Rogers in a cumstained sweater

This is the ultimate orgy (of homosexuality)
Hot chicks and bad girls with strap-ons (as far as the eye can see)
Tits and vaginas and coming, all continuously
This is the ultimate orgy... (one great big lesbian orgy)
This is the ultimate orgy... (I think I'll jerk off again now)
This is the ultimate orgy... (of homosexuality)


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MALTESE MARRY ME!!!! OH GOD THAT'S GOOD!!!!

Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-10-04 22:37:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Naked crumpling women?

When I'm depressed I usually get naked too :-(

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-04 22:33:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Old Godzilla was fucking around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Batman jizzed from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a bat cumspray
Godzilla got laid and began to fuck back
But didn't expect to be fucked by Shaq
He proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Lube
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started sucking off Shaquille O'Neal
In the back seat of the Batmobile

But before they could make it back to Aaron's loveshack
Abraham Lincoln teabagged his sack
Took a 9-inch vibrator out of his hat
And blew Batman
Then he ran out of rubber and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came on Batman's face

This is the ultimate orgy (of homosexuality)
Good guys and bad guys with dildos (as far as the eye can see)
There's quite a lot of fellatio and much sodomy
This is the ultimate orgy (of homosexuality)

Godzilla took a shit on Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff shit all over crime
Then Shaq came back covered in Godzilla's scat
Then Jackie Chan jacked off and nutted on his back
And Batman was flaccid and trying to get horny
So he thought of an armadillo named Corey
But suddenly something caught his eye and he licked
Indiana Jones' 13-inch dick

Then he took Godzilla from behind
Reached around for his cock which he just couldn't find
Then Batman squirted and he shot and he missed
And penetrated Jackie Chan with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and gave the peace sign
As Abraham Lincoln tried to sixty-nine with Optimus Prime
And they both got some
Then they all got showered in Care Bear cum

This is the ultimate orgy (of homosexuality)
Good guys and bad guys with dildos (as far as the eye can see)
It's gayer than Brokeback Mountain, I think you would agree
This is the ultimate orgy...

Cue porno music, a funky jive chorus
Down from the heavens came naked Chuck Norris
Who discovered a dick as hard as bones
Attached to the crotch of Indiana Jones
He bent over on the ground, smiling with glee
As Batman changed into Ron Jeremy
But Chuck saw through this clever disguise
And buried Batman's face in between his thighs

Then Gandalf The Pimp and Gandalf the Ho
Matt Damon and the guys from Mr. Show
And Benito Mussolini and his big weenie
And Tony Curtis in a pink bikini
Robocop, The Terminator, William Shatner, Ralph Nader
Lo Pan, Peter Pan, every male Power Ranger
Keanu Reeves and Bill S. Preston, Spok, The Rock, and Charleton Heston
Came outta nowhere lightning-fast
And they all fucked Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the greatest bukkake that the world ever saw
Making Japanese men stare in total awe

The sex went on for a century
Many cocks were sucked, but eventually
A champion stood and all the girls got wetter:
Mr. Rogers in a cumstained sweater

This is the ultimate orgy (of homosexuality)
Hot chicks and bad girls with strap-ons (as far as the eye can see)
Tits and vaginas and coming, all continuously
This is the ultimate orgy... (one great big lesbian orgy)
This is the ultimate orgy... (I think I'll jerk off again now)
This is the ultimate orgy... (of homosexuality)




Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-04 22:33:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fine. You are not a Lezbeeaannn.
So you post pictures of nekkid womenz butts, boobies, and twats.

Should I think that what I see doesn't mean what I think it does.


SHUTUP, GHOLA!!! I'M FUCKIN' WIT YOU!!!!!!!

:-D


Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-10-04 22:31:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It's not REALLY nsfw, but the girl sitting next to me in the office glanced at my screen and gave me an odd look.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-10-04 22:30:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

assorted artists

Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-10-04 22:28:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Scetches 1 and 10 grip me, but "I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine." -on uber at least. Who's the artist?


Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-04 22:23:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I like some of these a whole lot and others not much at all.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-10-04 22:18:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i don't think this is nsfw


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