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Block People Production Presents: Coley VS ProfessorFuckHead (797 hits)

Category: Quotes & Stories

Rating: 1.43 on 51 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Electro (View user info) at 2006-10-05 02:34:49 EDT


Small Thought: Diaper spelled backwards is Repaid. Think about that.

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Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2006-10-09 10:57:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

SHINNING LIGHT OF SWEETNESS

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-10-07 03:12:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Danger_Ranger, Jgreen, and Melvin, Your request is accepted! You shall have a 3-way fight!

Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-10-06 18:20:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

ZZZOUNDS IVE BEEN ZZZINGED!!

Submitted by kybernetikum (user info) at 2006-10-06 00:35:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

cool!

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-10-05 22:51:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-10-05 14:58:54 (#)
Ranking: 2

242 Toothpicks.

242

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Ahahahaha.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-05 22:42:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm actually shocked I *haven't* been in one yet.

I get enough shots taken at me, i should be prime for these.

Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-10-05 22:36:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No one knows who I am; can you put me on the uber map by making me into a block person?

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-05 22:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-05 21:20:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

coley and electro sitting in a tree...


flat l-i-n-i-n-g.


sorry Electro. I want to be in the next one please, and I want a cape.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-10-05 21:55:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The one featuring me was even better.

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-10-05 21:31:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-05 21:20:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

coley and electro sitting in a tree...

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-05 21:05:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-10-05 19:02:57 (#)
Ranking: 0

Coley and Munkey rule.
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See? some people should take a lesson from this man, for he knows the truth.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-05 21:01:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bad.
Ass.



That is all.

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-10-05 19:02:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Coley and Munkey rule.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-05 18:33:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-05 13:30:08 (#)
Ranking: 2

I would have had coley use her Bucktooth Beam, but that's just me...
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I would have destroyed everything in sight had I harnessed the power that is my giant chompers. I try to be more selective. Wouldn't want to injure innocent standers-by. Is that a word?


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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-10-05 10:54:46 (#)
Ranking: 2

Coley pWn't the evil doers.

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I'm a friggin hero like that.


Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-05 16:19:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

FUCKING FANTASTIC

And happy birthday, bitch
I'm coming up on thr 20th

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-10-05 16:09:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-05 15:41:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

More people are born on October 5 than on any day of the year. This is because in order to be born on October 5, you would have to be conceived on New Year's Eve, a day notorious for drunken sex orgies.

In short, your parents drunk-fucked and that is why you are a retarded fat penis who wears a helmet all the time.

Then again, I did the same thing, so I have no right to criticize.

Although Jason was concieved on Valentine's Day. So it doesn't really count.

Mr. Wellman, take off your helmet and make more of these. They are HIGH-larious.

Peace out,

Rusty "Maltese" Hawkins

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-10-05 15:11:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Just because when I quickly glanced at this it seemed to read "BLACK People Productions..."

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-10-05 14:58:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

242 Toothpicks.

242























Happy Birthday

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-10-05 14:47:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Do JonnyX vs. Sphagnum

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-05 13:30:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I would have had coley use her Bucktooth Beam, but that's just me...

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-05 11:52:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Happy Birthday, even though I refuse to believe that you're a real person...

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-10-05 11:15:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-10-05 11:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You know I'm your biggest fan, Jeffrey, but I can never condone fighting. Could've you make some less violent animations?

Love,
Your hot cousin

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-10-05 10:54:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Coley pWn't the evil doers.


On an unrelated note, Electro and my brother share the same birthday. Weird.

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-10-05 10:10:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ooo me. pick me.

Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-10-05 10:07:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I am ex special forces and I have a family of kick ass followers.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-10-05 10:07:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Put me in round 3. I want to fight apollo. Jaw vs. Head.

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-10-05 09:58:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Remember, there is always round 3.....

Now, who wants to be in the next one..... and who do they want to fight? I'll pick someone at random...

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-10-05 09:24:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-10-05 08:33:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Retarded.

Happy Birthday, kid.

Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-10-05 08:26:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Happy birthday.

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-10-05 08:23:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love how you have to watch this stuff like 4 times to catch it all.

Happy Birthday Electro.

And I can't believe creep_firebombing wasn't an attack!

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-10-05 08:21:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

SHINNING LIGHT OF SWEETNESS.
YAY Coley!
<insert cabbage patch dance here>
Go Electro it's your berfday!

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-10-05 08:19:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

happy birthday

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-05 08:11:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-05 07:41:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-05 07:31:33 (#)
Ranking: 2

George Bush doesn't care about block people.
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IT WAS ONLY FUNNY THE FIRST TIME YOU DICKLESS SYCOPHANT

Nah it was funny this time too.

Next time it will be slightly amusing.

Happy birthday Electro.

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-05 07:31:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

George Bush doesn't care about block people.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-05 05:33:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Happy birthday, Electro. Next time you might first try wining and dining them rad, you fucking big homo.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-10-05 05:20:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

no "Ray of Unabongerness"??

terrible...

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-10-05 05:06:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This was stupid, where was the Goatse shield & rape attack?

Electro we demand a "what Electro did for his birthday post"!

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-05 04:08:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't have a popularity shield.

People don't love me.



Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-05 04:03:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Rad <3s the ghey sex

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-05 03:15:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHA
WTF JUST HAPPENED HERE??


Woo cuteness beam

Happy birthday, my fellow Oregonian. I will toast to thee!

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-05 02:52:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


love the birthday shout-out.

wooo!



Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2006-10-05 02:51:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I KNOW WHO RANDOM JOSE IS, BUT I'M NOT TELLING.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-05 02:49:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Does autism get worse as you get older?

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-05 02:49:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD THAT THESE FUCKING BLOCK THINGS ARE SOME OF THE FUNNIEST SHIT ON UBERSITE?

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-05 02:47:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

no way dude.

I would have been all over teh girls

Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2006-10-05 02:43:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

when are you going to get it through that thick fucking skull of yours, that these block things are the dumbest fucking thing you've ever come up with?

Fucking retard.


The doll's trying to kill me, and the toaster's been laughing at me.

-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror III