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Submitted by <thedarknessfromabove.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-10-06 02:53:18 EDT





Am I alone here in thinking jaypig is a faggot?





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Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-10-20 07:19:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This place has gone to shit.

Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-20 07:03:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

restoring the balance of nature...I mean Uber with the healing +2!

Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2006-10-20 05:24:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

ASS FUCK .

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-18 18:19:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-10-18 10:05:46 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-11 02:46:46 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sekeeth (user info) at 2006-10-09 23:33:22 (#)
Ranking: 0

-2 for stealing from another uber post.

Get some original material. Then try again. Or go elsewhere. Please
_____________

FUCK ITS NOT MY FAULT NO ONE LIKE HIM AND EVERY SECOND POST ON THIS SITE IS ABOUT HIM, IF YOU ARE INSULTING JAYPIG ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO BE ORIGINAL.


EVERY FAT JOKE HAS BEEN COVERED

________________

THEN DON'T DO IT, YOU STUPID FUCKING RETARD
_______

DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO FUCKASS

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-18 10:23:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-10-09 02:53:26 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-08 23:39:07 (#)
Ranking: -2

It's funny watching you try to goad me, GM/PiB.

You are *so* my bitch...
_________

But you're fat. You don't have the right to say anything.

===

I laughed at this review.

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-10-18 10:05:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-11 02:46:46 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sekeeth (user info) at 2006-10-09 23:33:22 (#)
Ranking: 0

-2 for stealing from another uber post.

Get some original material. Then try again. Or go elsewhere. Please
_____________

FUCK ITS NOT MY FAULT NO ONE LIKE HIM AND EVERY SECOND POST ON THIS SITE IS ABOUT HIM, IF YOU ARE INSULTING JAYPIG ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO BE ORIGINAL.


EVERY FAT JOKE HAS BEEN COVERED

________________

THEN DON'T DO IT, YOU STUPID FUCKING RETARD

Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-11 06:05:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by shinebox (user info) at 2006-10-11 03:37:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hav another friend

Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2006-10-11 03:10:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-10-09 02:53:26 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-08 23:39:07 (#)
Ranking: -2

It's funny watching you try to goad me, GM/PiB.

You are *so* my bitch...
_________

But you're fat. You don't have the right to say anything.

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-11 02:46:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sekeeth (user info) at 2006-10-09 23:33:22 (#)
Ranking: 0

-2 for stealing from another uber post.

Get some original material. Then try again. Or go elsewhere. Please
_____________

FUCK ITS NOT MY FAULT NO ONE LIKE HIM AND EVERY SECOND POST ON THIS SITE IS ABOUT HIM, IF YOU ARE INSULTING JAYPIG ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO BE ORIGINAL.


EVERY FAT JOKE HAS BEEN COVERED

Submitted by Sekeeth (user info) at 2006-10-09 23:33:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

-2 for stealing from another uber post.

Get some original material. Then try again. Or go elsewhere. Please

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-09 16:20:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

And you are who again?

Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-10-09 02:53:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-08 23:39:07 (#)
Ranking: -2

It's funny watching you try to goad me, GM/PiB.

You are *so* my bitch...
_________

But you're fat. You don't have the right to say anything.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-08 23:45:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

See, my point exactly.

*kiss*

Now fetch me a beer, bitch.

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-08 23:43:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

fag below

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-08 23:39:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It's funny watching you try to goad me, GM/PiB.

You are *so* my bitch...

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-08 23:19:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

fag

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-08 05:39:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-07 01:29:34 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-07 00:47:23 (#)
Ranking: -2

Targa, it's a donor symbol. red heart with a "Y" in it.

The only thing I won't donate if I die is my corneas, and that's because they're not up to spec for transplanting.
____________________

What but your fat bloated internal organs are?

Your plaque filled arteries are up to spec?

Your diseased pancreas and toxic liver have transplant potential?
____________________

Besides, I thought the red heart was kind of like the gay pride rainbow logo.

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-07 01:29:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-07 00:47:23 (#)
Ranking: -2

Targa, it's a donor symbol. red heart with a "Y" in it.

The only thing I won't donate if I die is my corneas, and that's because they're not up to spec for transplanting.
____________________

What but your fat bloated internal organs are?

Your plaque filled arteries are up to spec?

Your diseased pancreas and toxic liver have transplant potential?

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-07 01:09:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-07 00:44:12 (#)
Ranking: -2

Wow.
A mother joke.

Tell me, does it hurt when you actually have to think and form sentences about something, or has your brain finally given up on you, and left a tape-recording in your empty skull with random teenager insults for you to pull from?

Just wondering is all.
___________________

I was gonna reply and say something witty about how much smarter I am than you, since I don't work nights in a crappy hotel, have 2 cats, a *rented* one bedroom apartment, and my main thoughts aren't on what a *good* football player I *was* a decade ago...

But then I saw your picture and the fat chin/neck thing, plus the droopy cheeks and those fucking ears... But I just couldn't, I really couldn't.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-07 00:47:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Targa, it's a donor symbol. red heart with a "Y" in it.

The only thing I won't donate if I die is my corneas, and that's because they're not up to spec for transplanting.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-07 00:44:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Wow.
A mother joke.

Tell me, does it hurt when you actually have to think and form sentences about something, or has your brain finally given up on you, and left a tape-recording in your empty skull with random teenager insults for you to pull from?

Just wondering is all.

Submitted by Targa (user info) at 2006-10-07 00:44:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

...Do I spy a red HEART on that liscence? Seriously, down in the bottom right corner.

Now THERE'S some real security.

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-07 00:39:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-06 19:59:53 (#)
Ranking: -2

GM, seriously, you're boner over me is getting to be pretty disturbing.
Was that you rustling through the bushes under my window last night?
_____________


FUCK YOU JAY PIG I WAS RUSTLING THROUGH YOUR MOTHERS BUSH LAST NIGHT. YOU WERE THERE.



Submitted by Mister (user info) at 2006-10-06 21:23:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuckin hell.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-06 19:59:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

GM, seriously, you're boner over me is getting to be pretty disturbing.
Was that you rustling through the bushes under my window last night?

Submitted by Aeneas (user info) at 2006-10-06 19:48:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Are you STILL floating about here you fucking.. arghh..

Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-10-06 15:57:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-10-06 09:36:32 (#)
Ranking: 1

whit?

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I hope that was a typo, Oath. You can't possibly be that stupid, can you?

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-06 15:08:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

stupid...just like you

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-10-06 09:36:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

whit?

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-06 08:26:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Beautiful.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-10-06 07:40:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-06 07:29:50 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-10-06 07:15:39 (#)
Ranking: 0

In other news, I have been +2BOMB'd by UnderOath.

Should I be afraid...I could understand if he -2'd me..... or has he given his account away AGAIN?
_________

its opposites day
--------

So you'll be happy today then.

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-06 05:39:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Nope that heart is like a gay pride rainbow symbol

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-10-06 05:34:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-06 05:26:29 (#)
Ranking: 0

Of course! And the japanese have diamonds to indicate that they have a vast horde of wealth that can be tapped via bribes/patdowns etc.

---

Don't be absurd. The Jews have the diamonds You see their tell-tale enormous noses aren't so obvious in a front facing photo.

But the above reasoning applies.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-06 05:26:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-10-06 05:18:10 (#)
Ranking: 0

Surely that should read "Colorado Driving License"?

I think the heart is a racist code. The black and brown folk have clubs and spades on theirs, so the police don't accidentally beat up white people with suntans.
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Of course! And the japanese have diamonds to indicate that they have a vast horde of wealth that can be tapped via bribes/patdowns etc.

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-10-06 05:18:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Surely that should read "Colorado Driving License"?

I think the heart is a racist code. The black and brown folk have clubs and spades on theirs, so the police don't accidentally beat up white people with suntans.


Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-06 04:44:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I know it is probably an American thing for 'harvest my organs from my twitching dying body' - but that heart is perhaps the gayest thing I have seen all day.

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-06 04:29:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Plagarized:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/94017

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-10-06 03:19:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

nope

Submitted by kybernetikum (user info) at 2006-10-06 03:00:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Only +2 for you my love....


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