*NSFW* This Is Why You Shouldn't Give BadAssJulie Pictures Of Your Cock *NSFW* (1890 hits)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (View user info) at 2006-10-06 06:27:16 EDT
I don't love you and I never will. Please stop sending me naked pictures.
*WARNING: COCK BELOW*
Don't say I didn't warn you....
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Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-10-10 02:57:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/94214
your peener has been BEEBED
Submitted by SatansPetMonkey (user info) at 2006-10-07 14:23:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it says that some of us in the Übercommunity have small and deformed penis'...
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-07 12:21:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So a guy at a urinal notices the bloke next to him has W...Y tattooed on his dick, obviously he can't read the letters in the middle.
"That's amazing!" he says. "I've got the same thing!"
Sure enough, he shows the other guy and all you can read on his dick is W...Y. He stretches it out to full length and it reads WENDY.
"She's my girlfriend! Do you have a girlfriend named Wendy too?"
The second guy zips up and says "No mate. It says: Welcome to Woolloomoolloo and have a nice day".
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-06 23:55:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yeeesh.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-06 18:15:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bastadd. i thought htis was ajoke.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-10-06 15:47:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because I thought you were going to post a picture of a chicken. All your warnings solidified my beliefs. And then it was actually a cock. I feel like a boob.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2006-10-06 15:20:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's not photoshopped. It's a picture I took of my half hard wang that I wrote on with my camera phone at a slightly odd angle I'll admit.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-10-06 14:18:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-06 13:20:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What's the green energy field, the Barrier at the Edge of the Galaxy?
Submitted by ballsonurchin (user info) at 2006-10-06 12:11:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
my dick is twice the size of that one.
Submitted by Targa (user info) at 2006-10-06 10:18:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
-2 nasty ass picture.
+1 peener
+1 sharpie
+1 I scrolled through after being given fair warning... and still felt ill.
Right ho.
Submitted by kybernetikum (user info) at 2006-10-06 10:05:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Are there still people out there who think circumsized penises look better then uncircumsized ones? Have a look at this abomination!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-06 09:53:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
julie- want one of mine for your collection?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-10-06 09:51:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That is a small and nasty ass cock.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-06 09:34:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YOU PROMISED ME YOU WOULDN'T POST THEM
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-10-06 09:27:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
if the owner of that thing had any self respect he'd be smacking you about the face with it right about now.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-10-06 09:27:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hoho, MothMeal likes the cock!
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-06 09:25:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Julie Pie!
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2006-10-06 09:23:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Purple much?
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-10-06 09:21:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*dies*
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-10-06 09:19:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
:(
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-06 08:35:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
For the love of Jehovah, NO....
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-06 08:19:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
For the record, I meant huge as in the size of the PICTURE, not the penis.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-06 08:18:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-06 07:59:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
The very tip of the prick is too squared, leading me to believe that it's artifact evidence. Your name may be on there, but something doesn't sit quite right about the whole thing.
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What doesn't sit RIGHT is that I came in to the office this morning and was greeted with a HUGE FUCKING PENIS with Rad's name on it.
And yea, that pic has been touched up or modded in some way.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-10-06 08:16:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-06 08:02:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH SNAP
MOST HEATED HERE WE COME
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-06 07:59:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The very tip of the prick is too squared, leading me to believe that it's artifact evidence. Your name may be on there, but something doesn't sit quite right about the whole thing.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-06 07:54:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
totally not photoshopped
and smaller than yours.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-06 07:47:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Photoshopped...and smaller than mine.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-06 07:45:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
not photoshopped
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-06 07:36:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Photoshopped, but funny.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-10-06 06:33:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And WhiskyJack, you are officially one of my favorite uber users now.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-10-06 06:32:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Merry Christmas Radley. I thought you'd enjoy it.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2006-10-06 06:31:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-06 06:30:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
dude, why is my name on your dick?
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I just can't quit you.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-10-06 06:31:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-06 06:30:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
dude, why is my name on your dick?
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AAH HA HA HA HA
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-06 06:30:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dude, why is my name on your dick?
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2006-10-06 06:28:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YES!!! I've lived my goal of getting a random chick to post my penis on a public internet forum!! WOOT I'M TEH R0X0RZ!!