I am a shadow on the wall. (757 hits)
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Submitted by Holly Golitely <hollywon1.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2006-10-07 00:44:44 EDT
I was your friend when she didn't appreciate you.
I was your friend when she didn't accept you.
I was your friend when she didn't recognize you.
I was your friend when you didn't want to move on.
I was your friend when you thought you did.
I was your friend when you knew you didn't.
I was your friend when you started over.
I was your friend when this started again.
I'll be you friend now.
I'll be your friend next time.
I am your friend when you don't know my name.
User Reviews
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-13 09:49:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-07 01:46:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sometimes my friends forget my first name.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-21 22:21:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're not a shitty friend, you just need to see things through other peoples eyes sometimes, that's all.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2007-02-21 21:58:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I just re-read this, and it annoyed me.
I know I'm a shitty friend, but if you choose to be my friend for YEARS, and speak to me on a daily basis, shouldn't you know my name? I don't think that's an unrealistic expectation.
I know your name...why don't you know mine? Is it because those daily conversations revolved around you?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-09 14:02:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why do hot chicks think they can do stuff like this and get away with it?
Because they're hot?
Oh. Oh, that really is why? So, if she was ugly, you could just tell her to fuck right off, but because she's hot, you just have to take it?
Hmm, okay, hardly seems fair, though.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-09 08:50:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not sure what exactly is going on behind the iron curtain, but I liked the emotion behind the post.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-08 13:18:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Your excuse for being a verbally abuse basketcase is you're drunk. """
you too!
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-10-08 10:53:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-10-08 02:44:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know what this is about, but I DO know that the best fucking team and best fucking band in the land will be on the field in Arizona kicking ass in the National Championship.
Go Buckeyes!
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2006-10-07 12:14:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Meh. Black hole.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-07 11:01:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thank GOD you posted this...tripe.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-10-07 05:08:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holly I am on the next plane to take away your phone and computer. Do not post or ring people drunk. Love from Cindy x
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-10-07 03:13:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-10-07 01:29:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
I swear to god, it's impossible to make you fucking happy. A normal "friend" would have said, "Hey, no sweat, buddy, I realize we rarely ever speak my last name."
No, no, no. Not like that with us. When there are no fucking potholes going on, you feel the need to break out your fucking jackhammer and make some. Your excuse for being a verbally abuse basketcase is you're drunk. OK, fine. What's my excuse for taking it? I don't have one, other than being a "friend". Well fuck this shit. No more.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-10-07 03:09:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FIGHT~!
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-10-07 02:53:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HAR HAR
RABBBBBIT
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2006-10-07 02:33:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-07 01:46:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sometimes my friends forget my first name.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-07 01:45:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh shutup PIB mind your own business before I fling some feces at you
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-07 01:39:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-10-07 01:02:35 (#)
Ranking: -2
Let me explain this entire crazy situation and blow the mystique right off.
I fucking forgot Lori's last name about a week ago. An honest mistake. Yes, we have been friend's three years. Yes, I consider her one of my best friends. It was an honest mistake. I just couldn't remember. I got the letter it started with right, but I literally have only heard her last name like two or three times in three years of friendship.
And the whole reason I even asked her last night was so I could send her flowers because she was having a hard time with school, and I thought it would be a nice suprise. Fuck me for ever trying to do something nice.
So I get hung up on when I confess I can't remember her last name. And that makes me really fucking mad. You're not my girlfriend, Lori, you're not my fucking wife, you're just my friend. So I try to cool off, and I'm in the middle of trying to teach the cat to accept the new dog, when I get this drunk fucking phone call from Lori, telling me what a selfish bastard I am and how I don't care, blah, blah, blah.
IT WAS A SIMPLE FUCKING MISTAKE. I FORGOT YOUR LAST NAME. MY FUCKING BAD. JESUS H FUCKING TITTY FUCKING CHRIST. So I try to tolerate this verbal reaming on the phone about what an asshole shithead bastard I am, when I get hung up on again. Wow, she just called me up, drunk, to cuss me out, and then hung up on me. What a swell friend. So I call back again, trying to be civil. More fucking retardness. More drama. I get hung up on again.
Well fuck that. I don't owe you a thing. Every friend I currently have, which amounts to about five, never tried to make me feel like I owed them something because they listened to my problems. Fuck that shit. This is what I get for trying to be friend's with a woman. I get beat up with the fucking crazy stick for absolutely no reason. What sparked this entire episode? I wanted to do something nice. Well thank you for teaching me another valuable lesson.
Fuck!
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Fuck you Lori leave the poor prick alone no one gives a fuck about your last name now or ever will NO ONE FUCKING CARES.
I know the majority of my friends through nickname only and knowing their last name would not change shit, especially not bring me any closer to them
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-07 01:34:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Of course, if this isn't shenanigans then I come out looking like a royal asshole.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-10-07 01:34:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This "friendship" has been ten times more toxic for me than any previously bad romantic relationship I've ever had. if there are no problems, you cause them, and then you feed of the drama it creates. I've tried to stay reasonable, logical, rational. No avail. It's always these late night drunk calls when you're mad. You have a substance abuse problem, Lori. I thought you were dealing with it, but I guess not. You want to hang up on someone? Hang up on your british "boyfriend", or whoever the fuck will tolerate that shit. I refuse too anymore.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-07 01:34:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-10-07 01:29:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
I swear to god, it's impossible to make you fucking happy. A normal "friend" would have said, "Hey, no sweat, buddy, I realize we rarely ever speak my last name."
No, no, no. Not like that with us. When there are no fucking potholes going on, you feel the need to break out your fucking jackhammer and make some. Your excuse for being a verbally abuse basketcase is you're drunk. OK, fine. What's my excuse for taking it? I don't have one, other than being a "friend". Well fuck this shit. No more.
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You're talking too much, also you let us know the full story too early on. Maybe leave a couple of No Comments, build the suspense, then let her explain it.
Ask Method for lessons or something.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-10-07 01:29:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I swear to god, it's impossible to make you fucking happy. A normal "friend" would have said, "Hey, no sweat, buddy, I realize we rarely ever speak my last name."
No, no, no. Not like that with us. When there are no fucking potholes going on, you feel the need to break out your fucking jackhammer and make some. Your excuse for being a verbally abuse basketcase is you're drunk. OK, fine. What's my excuse for taking it? I don't have one, other than being a "friend". Well fuck this shit. No more.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-07 01:26:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-07 01:20:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
Thorpe, watch out, the autonomous uber server is changing the font size again! Run for your liiiiiiives!!!!
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I thought maybe it was a thing to do with computers, you know. Maybe in order to conserve ink, Bart's server would send us smaller font for two hours a day, or something.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-10-07 01:22:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ahahaha
I found time to read your diatribe
HAhaha
I like you
You're right
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-07 01:20:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thorpe, watch out, the autonomous uber server is changing the font size again! Run for your liiiiiiives!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-07 01:20:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you're so vaaaaaaaaiiiiiiin, you probably think this song is about yooooooooooouuuuuuuuu
oh, you crazy kids!
<3
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-07 01:20:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*character
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-07 01:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey did you choose your username because of the singer or the chracter?
Because the singer is awesome.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-07 01:14:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh wait, that's Andy from 'How to Lose a guy in 10 Days', my bad
Great movie!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-07 01:13:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok there Phoebe
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-10-07 01:13:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll bet you think this song is about you.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-10-07 01:13:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
TTOM its very simple. Things can travel faster than the speed of light.
Everyone thinks they can't, why the hell not? whats so special about that particular speed?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-07 01:13:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everyone needs to lighten up
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-07 01:11:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-10-07 01:07:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
my mistake.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-10-07 01:02:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Let me explain this entire crazy situation and blow the mystique right off.
I fucking forgot Lori's last name about a week ago. An honest mistake. Yes, we have been friend's three years. Yes, I consider her one of my best friends. It was an honest mistake. I just couldn't remember. I got the letter it started with right, but I literally have only heard her last name like two or three times in three years of friendship.
And the whole reason I even asked her last night was so I could send her flowers because she was having a hard time with school, and I thought it would be a nice suprise. Fuck me for ever trying to do something nice.
So I get hung up on when I confess I can't remember her last name. And that makes me really fucking mad. You're not my girlfriend, Lori, you're not my fucking wife, you're just my friend. So I try to cool off, and I'm in the middle of trying to teach the cat to accept the new dog, when I get this drunk fucking phone call from Lori, telling me what a selfish bastard I am and how I don't care, blah, blah, blah.
IT WAS A SIMPLE FUCKING MISTAKE. I FORGOT YOUR LAST NAME. MY FUCKING BAD. JESUS H FUCKING TITTY FUCKING CHRIST. So I try to tolerate this verbal reaming on the phone about what an asshole shithead bastard I am, when I get hung up on again. Wow, she just called me up, drunk, to cuss me out, and then hung up on me. What a swell friend. So I call back again, trying to be civil. More fucking retardness. More drama. I get hung up on again.
Well fuck that. I don't owe you a thing. Every friend I currently have, which amounts to about five, never tried to make me feel like I owed them something because they listened to my problems. Fuck that shit. This is what I get for trying to be friend's with a woman. I get beat up with the fucking crazy stick for absolutely no reason. What sparked this entire episode? I wanted to do something nice. Well thank you for teaching me another valuable lesson.
Fuck!
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-10-07 00:56:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For the comment that made the guy's head explode.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-10-07 00:51:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks, Hallie!
Submitted by Arizhel (user info) at 2006-10-07 00:50:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You broke my mind too.
Gah.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-10-07 00:49:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Black holes, right, suck in everything up to and including light itself, so to escape a black holes gravity well an object would have to be travelling at faster than light speeds and yet black holes occasionaly blast out streams of material in massive jets SO how is this possible unless the matter is travelling at beyond light speed which is supposed to be impossible?
Its 5:30 am here and I havent slept and now I just broke my own mind
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-10-07 00:45:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the sentiment alone