The worst part though is I’m sure I’ll find it in three seconds next morning. (552 hits)
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Submitted by ampersand (View user info) at 2006-10-08 00:38:20 EDT
So this weekend I'm home for the first time this, my sophomore year in college. Here's a list of what I've accomplished since this same weekend last year:
To be honest I was kind of half-assed about it though. I changed majors cause to hell with engineering, life's too short for that. I'm in history now with the long term plan of getting my PhD and then doing lord knows what with it. It's not lost on me that getting into grad school usually requires a solid GPA. Still I wouldn't plan to hold my breath for that one either. But enough about school, it's kind of boring, all anyone talks about there is school. I came down here to ease my mind off it for a short while. Off that and the two papers I just turned in. And the ones I have to turn in this week.
So, in order to "ease off", last night I went and hung out with a couple high school friends and got somewhat drunk. Tonight I sat around being bored and smoking pot. Now I've had better weekends, but I've also had worse so it's hard to complain. After all, the worst thing that happened to me this evening is I lost a fork. I'm not sure how I lost a fork on such a small desk but I've searched thoroughly and I know it's there because I ate watermelon with it earlier. It's not under anything on top of the desk, its not behind the desk, its not behind the computer. It's not on or behind the chest. I actually thought I found it in between the chest and the desk, but it was a false alarm. In retrospect, I don't think a man has ever been so pissed to see a spoon in his life.
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Submitted by LisaD (user info) at 2007-05-18 13:41:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-02-20 04:01:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay, another person my age!
Submitted by WingedFoote (user info) at 2006-10-09 02:14:49 EDT (#)
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as a sophomore in college and an appreciator of funny beer ads, I must +2 this...
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-08 21:06:18 EDT (#)
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Amp - you're kinda weird.
No, no... I appreciated that in an individual.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-10-08 17:22:01 EDT (#)
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Okay?
+1 for the comic.
Submitted by Damitrius (user info) at 2006-10-08 16:58:38 EDT (#)
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Who's Shlongy and how can he/she possibly have the time to post as many comments as he/she does. Must be a bored mother fucker.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-10-08 10:19:55 EDT (#)
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Ahahahaha.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-08 08:59:41 EDT (#)
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When did Uber turn into MySpace?
PS. Shut the fuck up.
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-10-08 05:33:00 EDT (#)
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i enjoyed this, but it shouldve had a good filename.
when im stoned, i tend to eat watermelon without utensils. whether or not its cut up. its one of my favorite foods.
Submitted by kybernetikum (user info) at 2006-10-08 05:16:37 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by LT (user info) at 2006-10-08 04:57:36 EDT (#)
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-1 for saying life is too short to study engineering, but long enough to study history.
+1 for finding a spoon.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-10-08 00:57:11 EDT (#)
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or is amps a dude. idont know why i assumed ya a girl ampsarsomething
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-10-08 00:55:42 EDT (#)
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i eat ua bon pain watermelon with a fork, because its cut up and extremely juicy. maybe its th cut up kind she talking about.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-08 00:53:06 EDT (#)
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For the comic thingie.
Who the hell eats watermelon with a fork? sposed to use your FINGERS.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-10-08 00:51:27 EDT (#)
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i just went and read ya post. i think sitting around with some friends smoking some pot and just shootin the shit can be some of the best times. im no pothead by any means but i can appreciate a nice doob.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-10-08 00:44:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i dislike when the first word in a post is "so". but dont worry, im not mad or anything, i just dislike it.