Do not read this post (581 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.14 on 21 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Boatplank (View user info) at 2006-10-08 08:04:53 EDT
Okay, I'll give you another chance. Stop reading and exit the post.
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Okay, stop reading the post. Do not review this post. Leave it alone, it is cursed.
Okay, I'll give you another chance. Stop reading and exit the post.
Black cat.
A big mushroom and a watering well (antedotes. Use and leave now.)
Hannamannah Hannamannah Hannamannah
Last chance. This post will only get worse and worse and worse and worse.
Blue note.
REd
Toothless hillbilly
soggy cruton
Wet bread
RAaaaaaaaaaaain doooooooooooooooooooooown raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain doooooooooooown com eonnnnnn raaiin doooown ooooooooha hon meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyaaaaaaaaaah
Do you see eyes when you fall asleep? Stop reading.
DO you hear noises as you fall asleep? Stop reading.
Did you just hear your name in your head? Stop reading.
A book face down on your desk? Stop reading.
What song are you playing?
A Subaru Outback Legacy in a matt black finish.
How many drinks left?
"You don't expect me to expect this and to think that when in fact this while still yearning for those which were with them who took this when that were with those and this became lost into them before returning as that when they're this?"
"Oh lighten up would you? Its only day time television."
"A pox"
Its only life we're all doing it
Its all in the wrists
And of course, if you look out to your left:
What the hell is google analytics? Do not review unless its specifically about this sudden and urgent question please.
User Reviews
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-09 00:16:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-08 10:27:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
This reminded me of Sesame Street's "Monster at the End of This Book", only not as scary.
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classic
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-08 23:57:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn ass hell.
Also cocks.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-08 23:48:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm gonna try for longest review ever.
Ready?
Still with me?
How about now?
Caul's a fag.
ETS is insane.
That should be close.
Submitted by dolphinluverboi (user info) at 2006-10-08 23:31:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I enjoyed it
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-10-08 17:01:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Do not post this read.
Submitted by fclo002 (user info) at 2006-10-08 16:01:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i read it anyways
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-10-08 13:11:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-08 12:58:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not impressed.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-08 12:31:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Pfffftttt!!
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-10-08 11:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm listening to Battle of Evermore by Led Zeppelin.
Hey. Fuck you. You asked.
Maybe I ashouldn't submit this.
Why the fuck should I not submit this review?
Well, I WAS asked not to.
Yes, but then he sent out a conflicting message in the last line.
Hey, fuck you. I do that all the time. Don't I?
Maybe, but nobody sees what you write, so it doesn't really matter what you post.
HEY. There are like five people, I'm sure of it.
Liar.
Fuck you. I average like 500 hits per post. What the fuck do you get per post.
I am you, dumbass.
Oh shit. I forgot.
What was I doing?
I think you were reviewing something.
Oh, yea. This is really fucking long, so I'll press submit now.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-10-08 11:03:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-08 10:58:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Analytics is a free marketing tool from Google for your site that pretty much kicks the snot out of any other traffic monitoring tool. You install it on your site, and it keeps track of all visitors coming and going. It has ROI tracking, amongst a whole shit load of other features, and it's pretty fucking in depth, which is incredibly scary. Google is going to take over the world, and we're going to hand it to them.
You think the government is bad? Google will control our brains soon.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-10-08 10:48:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"The good advice that you just didn't take."
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-08 10:27:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This reminded me of Sesame Street's "Monster at the End of This Book", only not as scary.
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-10-08 09:51:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a Google Adwords proffesional and I have no idea what Google Analytics is, so good luck with that.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-10-08 09:38:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-10-08 09:11:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-08 08:57:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
B @ W
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-08 08:44:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sealclubber (user info) at 2006-10-08 08:40:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CRazyTALk (user info) at 2006-10-08 08:18:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Bajiner
Submitted by CRazyTALk (user info) at 2006-10-08 08:18:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bajiner