Uberdiss #1 - Maltese, Shlongy, Method and Boatplank (1933 hits)
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Submitted by Sir OathMeal (View user info) at 2006-10-08 12:26:45 EDT
Turn your speakers up, bitches ...
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Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-02-13 21:32:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
didn't listen
Submitted by Manitou (user info) at 2007-02-13 21:05:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was brilliant.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:46:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95020#2202073
banning attempt
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-11 05:29:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-10 22:20:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-10 21:32:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
... and you suck the big twig.
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HA HA!
I believe you told him on that one Bubs!
That is awesome. Haven't heard that in...like forever. You have not only proven your elderliness there fella - you totally win the nerd fight with that well placed blast from the past.
Good job. Sorry Oathiepooper, he pulled out the big guns. Concede the point.
1 sparkly COOL point for you Bubba. Spend it wisely.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-10 22:20:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-10 21:32:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
OathHead, you're a fucking idiot. Don't EVEN start about how much money you make, because I can put you in the dirt. Yeah, I'm over twice your age. I make Shlongy and JohnnyX look like kids in diapers. You, however, like to run down guys like Jay simply because he is overweight. Is that the best you can do? It seems rather obvious that you are a simpleton who needs attention, and you came to this site to get same. Well, you once referred to me as "Boy'" and I don't qualify.
The only "boy" here is you, asswipe. You have no friends, you have no brain, your idea of humor is to call a chubby dude fat, and you suck the big twig. May you die in a gay whorehouse. Moron!!!
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*yawn*
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-10 21:32:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OathHead, you're a fucking idiot. Don't EVEN start about how much money you make, because I can put you in the dirt. Yeah, I'm over twice your age. I make Shlongy and JohnnyX look like kids in diapers. You, however, like to run down guys like Jay simply because he is overweight. Is that the best you can do? It seems rather obvious that you are a simpleton who needs attention, and you came to this site to get same. Well, you once referred to me as "Boy'" and I don't qualify.
The only "boy" here is you, asswipe. You have no friends, you have no brain, your idea of humor is to call a chubby dude fat, and you suck the big twig. May you die in a gay whorehouse. Moron!!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-10 20:58:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1) Game was good, weather SUCKED.
2) Maltese, I'll die at 45 from the twinkies, get it right.
3) Yes, I can at times make myself an easy target. I'd explain it, but even my damned therapist can't do it.
4) I like jam.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-10 02:07:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-09 09:58:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
... how is it again that we can be friends?
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I have an exceptionally high tolerance for attention whore asshole types.
Especially smart ones who make me giggle and instigate such glorious entertainment.
Oh... and I dig yer enthusiasm even if your content sometimes skews retarded.
What can I say? I like you for you.
Wanna hump?
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-10-09 23:26:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-10-09 20:36:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
A few days ago, i took a gigantic shit in my toilet. when i went to flush, i noticed a small shit smudge on the side of the bowl that didnt go away even after i flushed. every day, when i pee, i pee on the shit to try and make it go away. its still there. thats what you're like, the little piece of shit that everybody pisses on daily but just wont leave.
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They make brushes for that, y'know.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-09 21:41:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut the fuck up, shitstain.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-09 21:25:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-09 19:18:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
You're in "sales" and you haven't been laid in years.
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Psst!!
Hey, Method.
I got a hot tip for you -
If you make up lies about people, your insults instantly lose credibility.
... but something tells me you don't care much for that.
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2006-10-09 20:56:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-09 19:18:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
You're in "sales" and you haven't been laid in years. You're in no position to make fun of anyone, even Jgreening. You really need to stop embarassing yourself. Spitting out your "stats" like you're some UFC fighter only makes you look like a bigger embarassment. Unless you're going to use your superior size and strength to actually go beat Jay up, no one gives a fuck.
But, Jay is an easy target, so go for it. I bet it makes you feel incredibly powerful, arguing with him. If that's what it takes for you to fill that void in your life, the one that's usually filled with girlfriends and friends and an actual social life, have at it, champ.
Hey Bret, you know that attitude adjustment you said you were going to give ubersite? You know, assholes like me attacking everyone left and right for apparently no reason at all?
Yeah, you're doing it now too. How's that feel, sweet tits?
I win.
Welcome to Uber, stupid.
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Fan-Fucking-Tastic.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-10-09 20:36:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
A few days ago, i took a gigantic shit in my toilet. when i went to flush, i noticed a small shit smudge on the side of the bowl that didnt go away even after i flushed. every day, when i pee, i pee on the shit to try and make it go away. its still there. thats what you're like, the little piece of shit that everybody pisses on daily but just wont leave.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-09 20:20:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-09 19:07:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
Bet your next paycheck?
I'm more humble than you.
And so you make 60K. Great wonderful. Happy for ya. What are your prospects for advancement? How close are you to redoubling your wages? Will you be in charge of an entire branch of your whatever computer training company you work for in the next 6 months?
Hm.
How about that.
By the end of 1st quarter next year, I'll be running a hotel in either Henderson, NV, St. George, UT or here in Denver. And yes, I'll be just about doubling my current wage (a little less than double) and my only boss will be the man who owns the property.
And on top of that, I love what I do, and would do it for half of what I make. Can you say the same?
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Haha yeah, but I'll live twice as long as you, seeing as how you'll die of a Twinkie-and-AIDS-induced heart attack at the age of 41, ya fat fuck.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-09 19:18:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're in "sales" and you haven't been laid in years. You're in no position to make fun of anyone, even Jgreening. You really need to stop embarassing yourself. Spitting out your "stats" like you're some UFC fighter only makes you look like a bigger embarassment. Unless you're going to use your superior size and strength to actually go beat Jay up, no one gives a fuck.
But, Jay is an easy target, so go for it. I bet it makes you feel incredibly powerful, arguing with him. If that's what it takes for you to fill that void in your life, the one that's usually filled with girlfriends and friends and an actual social life, have at it, champ.
Hey Bret, you know that attitude adjustment you said you were going to give ubersite? You know, assholes like me attacking everyone left and right for apparently no reason at all?
Yeah, you're doing it now too. How's that feel, sweet tits?
I win.
Welcome to Uber, stupid.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-09 19:09:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
But I have to go now, big boy.
I get to freeze my ass off at the Broncos/Ravens game tonight.
Shitty perk of my hotel. We have tickets.
Gosh.
Snoogans, lover.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-09 19:07:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bet your next paycheck?
I'm more humble than you.
And so you make 60K. Great wonderful. Happy for ya. What are your prospects for advancement? How close are you to redoubling your wages? Will you be in charge of an entire branch of your whatever computer training company you work for in the next 6 months?
Hm.
How about that.
By the end of 1st quarter next year, I'll be running a hotel in either Henderson, NV, St. George, UT or here in Denver. And yes, I'll be just about doubling my current wage (a little less than double) and my only boss will be the man who owns the property.
And on top of that, I love what I do, and would do it for half of what I make. Can you say the same?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-09 19:06:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I've knocked the teeth down the throat of plenty of "six footers" in my day, and a limp wrister like you would just be another name on that list of losers, shitforbrains.
Submitted by Aeneas (user info) at 2006-10-09 18:57:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I wonder if I post something about Method I'll get another most heated
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-09 18:41:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
29K??
BAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAA!!
You say that's *not* poverty, hmm? Where I live it is. It ALWAYS will be, for me.
I make twice what you do, fat shit. And I'm younger. And smarter. And better educated.
... and I'd bet my next paycheck on me having a bigger penis than you.
So is there ANYTHING else you'd like to try and compare you witless fuck?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-09 17:45:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Me? Nah, I'm not Shlongy. He's a wet, wimpy banana peel of a man while I stand over 6 feet, 220 pounds and quite certainly head and shoulders (ahem) above the both of you two twats.
You'll lose here jayfag, on every level so just stop now.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Just for comparison, here we go.
While 29K ain't great, it's not poverty.
And I'm 6'4", 270, so trust me, if you ran up on me in a dark alley, you'd shit your underoos before I wiped the ground with you.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-09 17:35:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-09 17:30:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, lemme tell you, it SUCKS.
You sound like Shlongy, moron. Besides, I doubt you're a fucking Daddy Warbucks yourself.
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Just looking at your likeness and the way you communicate - I can safely say you earn pennies for whatever it is you do for a living.
Me? Nah, I'm not Shlongy. He's a wet, wimpy banana peel of a man while I stand over 6 feet, 220 pounds and quite certainly head and shoulders (ahem) above the both of you two twats.
You'll lose here jayfag, on every level so just stop now.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-09 17:30:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, lemme tell you, it SUCKS.
You sound like Shlongy, moron. Besides, I doubt you're a fucking Daddy Warbucks yourself.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-09 17:26:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-09 17:25:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
HOLY SHIT THAT'S THE BEST LAUGH I'LL GET TODAY!
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... until you have a glance at your bank account.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-09 17:25:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wait, Oathmeal is pulling the "You're new, and below me" trick?
HOLY SHIT THAT'S THE BEST LAUGH I'LL GET TODAY!
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-09 17:22:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
User id: 28824
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# Messages posted: 6
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Average rating of all messages: 0.57
*who* the fuck are you again?
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2006-10-09 17:12:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Boys boys...you are both faggots.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-09 16:58:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, I missed that.
If you notice, the only time (with the exception of the post that started as a jibe at you) I get into anything with him is when he decends on my posts with his shit.
Oh, and if you want someone who's "obsessed with someone" you can look over my history. I've got 8-10 people who've come and gone who obsessed WAY more with me.
Shit, just search "JayPig" and you'll see 15 posts about me.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-09 16:44:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Greening has fucking tunnel vision in his pussyfooting with caul. Ne'er have I seen a man so obsessed with another (well with the exception of JonnyX but that's just because he's a psychotic old has-been).
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looks like you've got quite the fanclub there Bret
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-09 15:50:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Look up irony, dipshit. Use it right.
And you're right, I am giving you your attention.
But am I doing it to help you out?
Shit no, cocksmoke.
I'm doing it for me.
Your ability to be more pathetic than anyone else here is GREAT entertainment on a slow and boring day.
I shit you not, I get at LEAST 2-3 laughs from your sad and assanine attempts for acceptance each and every day.
So I must thank you THANK YOU for being such a depressing human being, because without you, I'd have to insult coworkers and hotel guests, and that can't end well.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-09 15:35:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-09 15:27:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey now, I'm not the dipshit who takes the time to post with a coupld of accounts every 12 hours or so.
I'm also not the dipshit who thinks a namedropping shitty rap is a great way to get attention.
I'm also not the dipshit who has left Uber in a huff AT LEAST 3 times, only to come crawling back when no one cried out in pain at your exit.
You're such a pathertic fucking attention whore it's depressing.
And coming from me, that's even worse.
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Look cockboy I make no bones about being an attention whore. I don't mind that label at all. So what if I get creative with my ways of garnering attention?
All *you're* doing is giving it to me.
See the irony here dumbfuck?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-09 15:27:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey now, I'm not the dipshit who takes the time to post with a coupld of accounts every 12 hours or so.
I'm also not the dipshit who thinks a namedropping shitty rap is a great way to get attention.
I'm also not the dipshit who has left Uber in a huff AT LEAST 3 times, only to come crawling back when no one cried out in pain at your exit.
You're such a pathertic fucking attention whore it's depressing.
And coming from me, that's even worse.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-09 15:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-09 14:10:17 (#)
Ranking: -2
So you were trying to look lame, Bret?
Don't you succeed at that by just breathing?
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Dude, you are such a disease.
Just die. Just die now.
And then, have the polaroids of your dead body sent to us such that we might celebrate your much anticipated outing from this world.
Fucking dufus.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-09 14:10:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So you were trying to look lame, Bret?
Don't you succeed at that by just breathing?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-10-09 13:42:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
sucked
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-09 12:21:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2006-10-09 10:58:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is simultaneously the funniest and lamest thing I've ever seen on this site.
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Gascs, my friend, this was *exactly* my intent.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-10-09 11:08:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU WISH YOU WERE EMINEM (-2)
...still surprisingly entertaining (+4)
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-10-09 11:07:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-10-08 22:28:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-10-08 22:17:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-10-08 22:02:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
Screw you, hippy, you don't know how ignorant I am, or how knowledgeable I might be.
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ironically, the ignorance is both overwhelmingly evident and at the same time suspiciously well executed.
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That's a bit out of character for you.
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unfortunately, my character is more well known than i am. of course i can't blame anybody but myself.
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2006-10-09 10:58:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is simultaneously the funniest and lamest thing I've ever seen on this site.
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-10-09 10:50:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i rap better then you
and i'm a white girl.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-10-09 10:33:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think rat poison would help out your vocal chords.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-09 10:31:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're a fucking loser for putting this on the Uberboard
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-09 10:19:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
slut and fag below.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-09 10:13:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
too obsessed.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-09 10:08:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hahhah
yeah
like i'm going to listen to that.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-10-09 10:07:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't actually believe you're going to turn this sorry heap of shit into a series.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-09 10:03:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-09 02:54:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
OATHMEAL RULES
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Finally, you see the light.
And, on the docket for Uberdiss #2:
Kaelic
Paint_it_black
LSD420
ETS
#3 is still in the works. I'm open to suggestions.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-09 09:58:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-09 00:28:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
I fucking hate rap.
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Wow, Rob.
You hate rap AND you think suicide is selfish and dumb.
... how is it again that we can be friends?
=o)
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-10-09 04:12:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-08 21:21:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
Dear Coley,
We as the citizens who reside in your town have a very sincere and honest request of you. See, your face is shaped like a shovel. No, we don't mean that it looks like it's been HIT by a shovel; you are a spadeface. It's terribly disturbing and you are creating problems for our children and yes, even our pets fear your horrid appearance.
We humbly request that you stay indoors at all times. If ever you do have to leave your house, please kindly cover your face with something thick and flourescent, so that you are easily identified. We suggest using a construction cone.
Prompt attention to this matter will be greatly appreciated.
Regards,
Your Neighbors
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Yo, at least he isn't an overweight ginger cunt. By adding 'yo' at the beginning of that sentence, I have already proved myself a rapper.
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-10-09 03:04:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-10-08 20:20:39 (#)
Ranking: 1
Thankyou whatever your name was, but with over 200 underground rap / hip hop cd's and countless others lost along the way and 7 years of listening to them, I think I have a basic idea of what rap is. Oathmeal has quite a good voice.
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Whatever you found enjoyable about his voice (I don't see it, sorry) doesn't make up for the laughable lack of talent and creativity that Oaf here has exhibited as a rapper. I've met teenagers who could freestyle better than that- and not just jumbled rhymes, either.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-09 02:54:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-08 23:38:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
And yet you +2 it, GM/PiB?
I always knew you were into scat.
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Shut the fuck up tubby bitch, at least aotmeal is entertaining. I cannot see why you are on this site. you contribute nothing. no one cares or values your opinion. you exist only to waste bandwith and besides...
OATMEAL RULES
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-10-09 00:50:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
added: http://www.ubersite.com/m/77899#2174791
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-10-09 00:47:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heh
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-09 00:28:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I fucking hate rap.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-08 23:38:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And yet you +2 it, GM/PiB?
I always knew you were into scat.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-08 23:28:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was fucking shit
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-10-08 22:28:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-10-08 22:17:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-10-08 22:02:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
Screw you, hippy, you don't know how ignorant I am, or how knowledgeable I might be.
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ironically, the ignorance is both overwhelmingly evident and at the same time suspiciously well executed.
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That's a bit out of character for you.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-08 22:26:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-08 21:21:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
Dear Coley,
We as the citizens who reside in your town have a very sincere and honest request of you. See, your face is shaped like a shovel. No, we don't mean that it looks like it's been HIT by a shovel; you are a spadeface. It's terribly disturbing and you are creating problems for our children and yes, even our pets fear your horrid appearance.
We humbly request that you stay indoors at all times. If ever you do have to leave your house, please kindly cover your face with something thick and flourescent, so that you are easily identified. We suggest using a construction cone.
Prompt attention to this matter will be greatly appreciated.
Regards,
Your Neighbors
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Dear Neighbors,
I appreciate your effort in alerting me to the hideousness of my appearance. Seeing as how my entire family is composed of deformed, orcish conehead freaks; I really wasn't aware of how disturbing I truly am to you "regular" folk.
I do my best to stay indoors whenever possible; hence my nearly transparent white skin. Unfortunately this does nothing to disguise me when I do venture out; for the bright rays of the sun simply reflect off of my porcelain epidermis and draw greater attention to me. I will immediately seek out a proper facial covering to protect your already damaged eyes from the travesty that is my offensive mug. I agree that something thick would be good, mostly so that my giant teeth don't poke through if I were to inadvertantly speak or laugh or something. Or neigh, I neigh too.
I am afraid, however, that a traffic cone will be insufficient for the following reasons:
1. My head is much too large and irregularly-shaped to fit inside one of those things, and
2. the combination of shovel-shaped face and construction cone may cause me to be mistaken for government equipment and then be picked up by those felons that do highway cleanup.
Regards,
shovelface coley
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-10-08 22:17:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-10-08 22:02:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
Screw you, hippy, you don't know how ignorant I am, or how knowledgeable I might be.
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ironically, the ignorance is both overwhelmingly evident and at the same time suspiciously well executed.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-10-08 22:02:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Screw you, hippy, you don't know how ignorant I am, or how knowledgeable I might be.
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-10-08 21:56:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That was a typical statement made by an ignorant person stagger_lee.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-10-08 21:38:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This doesn't even sound like you.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-08 21:21:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dear Coley,
We as the citizens who reside in your town have a very sincere and honest request of you. See, your face is shaped like a shovel. No, we don't mean that it looks like it's been HIT by a shovel; you are a spadeface. It's terribly disturbing and you are creating problems for our children and yes, even our pets fear your horrid appearance.
We humbly request that you stay indoors at all times. If ever you do have to leave your house, please kindly cover your face with something thick and flourescent, so that you are easily identified. We suggest using a construction cone.
Prompt attention to this matter will be greatly appreciated.
Regards,
Your Neighbors
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-08 21:05:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-08 20:53:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-08 20:20:48 (#)
Ranking: -1
Wow.
Do you like, have a job, or friends, or anything? Maybe some hobbies? Volunteer work? Something? ANYTHING?
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Job - yes.
Friends - a few.
Hobbies - too many.
Volunteer work - sometimes I'll toss a quarter to a bum.
... and frankly, posting your shovel-shaped face on every other one of your posts doesn't give you much room to criticize.
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You've got to get your insults right, Oathy. My face isn't SHAPED like a shovel, it looks like it's been BASHED with one. Work on that.
I'm not even criticizing, this could have been funny if it wasn't so weirdly obsessive of you, the guy with something like four alters, who posts every 12-24 hrs, and is constantly fighting for attention of ANY kind.
Insult me as much as you like, I can handle it. My nastyface and I will live on!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-08 21:03:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey Oath, how's about you go fetch me a fucking beer. I'll even talk to you for 5 seconds. It'll make your day.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-10-08 21:01:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The idea of the quarter is still unspeakably alien to me, no matter how many American films I watch or music I listen to you.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-08 20:53:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-08 20:20:48 (#)
Ranking: -1
Wow.
Do you like, have a job, or friends, or anything? Maybe some hobbies? Volunteer work? Something? ANYTHING?
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Job - yes.
Friends - a few.
Hobbies - too many.
Volunteer work - sometimes I'll toss a quarter to a bum.
... and frankly, posting your shovel-shaped face on every other one of your posts doesn't give you much room to criticize.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-10-08 20:51:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-10-08 20:20:39 (#)
Ranking: 1
Thankyou whatever your name was, but with over 200 underground rap / hip hop cd's and countless others lost along the way and 7 years of listening to them, I think I have a basic idea of what rap is. Oathmeal has quite a good voice.
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There aren't that many good rap CDs in the world.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-08 20:20:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Wow.
Do you like, have a job, or friends, or anything? Maybe some hobbies? Volunteer work? Something? ANYTHING?
and this:
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Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-08 12:59:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
Nah. Finnish. Well, Finnish crossed with Czech.
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PLEASE DON'T GIVE US FINNS A BAD NAME
*weeps*
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-10-08 20:20:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Thankyou whatever your name was, but with over 200 underground rap / hip hop cd's and countless others lost along the way and 7 years of listening to them, I think I have a basic idea of what rap is. Oathmeal has quite a good voice.
Submitted by kybernetikum (user info) at 2006-10-08 19:54:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-08 19:06:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You have absolutely no shame, do you? The lengths that you'll go to embarass yourself seem to have no end.
I didn't even listen to this, although I'm sure it would make for a good laugh.
At you, Bret, not with you.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-08 19:02:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Can we start caling him William hung?
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-08 18:50:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You know how you watch someone perform, like on a reality show, and they're so bad that YOU feel embarassed for them?
That's how I felt
You should kill yourself and put US out of this misery
*sigh*
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-10-08 17:53:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
lol
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-10-08 17:45:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-10-08 13:08:41 (#)
Ranking: 1
He didn't sound that bad, and I know rap.
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No, you don't.
And that's not rap. That's not rap at all.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-10-08 16:27:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It's better than I could rap.
Submitted by Mister (user info) at 2006-10-08 16:06:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Crap.
Submitted by fclo002 (user info) at 2006-10-08 15:59:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 rap
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-08 15:47:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
JESUS CHRIST...
Not only are you starved for attention, you're also a fucking whackjob of ETS proportions. With him it's conspiracies, with you, it's begging for someone to like you.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-08 15:47:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DUDE
BEST DISS EVAR:
You try to make me laugh
Try and do this one more time you'll be six feet under your gay epitaph
I removed my eyeballs after just one paragraph
Because you make Chris Evans look like Bickerstaff
IN DA HIZZLE!!!
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-10-08 15:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/94124
u ppl on dis site r not vry nice go red that n change!!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-08 14:57:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This has gone under review by the officials, and the call on the field stands.
FAG!
Bret/Goatsemeal will be charged with a time out. Seriously, time out, Bret, obviously uber means enough to you that you make an offbeat, stammering, rhyme.
HAHAHAHAHA! Namedrop me in the next too, cakeboy.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-10-08 14:20:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is an embarrassment, and that's coming from someone who spent five precious minutes of her life recording a stuffed racoon dancing to a song whose lyrics consisted entirely of the word 'negro'
Submitted by Targa (user info) at 2006-10-08 14:16:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Alright.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-08 14:09:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Targa -
http://www.ubersite.com/m/93798#2165142
Submitted by Targa (user info) at 2006-10-08 14:05:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So I have a question...
If Oathmeal gave up his password... who the hell is this?
Submitted by Targa (user info) at 2006-10-08 14:02:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I kind of like his not being able to shut up.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-08 13:12:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
Oathmeal, you just can't seem to shut up, can you?
They have pills to help with that, called cyanide...
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-08 13:59:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-10-08 13:55:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah. It was supoposed to be a minimum of twelve minutes talking about his hair alone.
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Now THAT's what I'm talkin' about! Servant boy, I commandeth you to write me a 40-million-word rap about my conquest of Egypt and my subsequent reign as UberPharaoh.
NOW!
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-10-08 13:55:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-08 13:38:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
And no, not because you accused me of not being sixteen, it's just that you didn't give me a big enough section.
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Yeah. It was supoposed to be a minimum of twelve minutes talking about his hair alone.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-10-08 13:50:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's funny where his voice cracks a little toward the end.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-08 13:38:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And no, not because you accused me of not being sixteen, it's just that you didn't give me a big enough section.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-08 13:37:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WAAAAAAAAH
YOU HURT MAH FEELINGS
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-10-08 13:34:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This is cute.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-10-08 13:23:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-08 13:19:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
NOW TAKING REQUESTS for installment #2
(there WILL be an installment #2)
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Do it about yourself, then fuck off.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-08 13:19:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
NOW TAKING REQUESTS for installment #2
(there WILL be an installment #2)
Submitted by smemma (user info) at 2006-10-08 13:18:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
whatever an "alter" is i'm not sure
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2006-10-08 13:16:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
omg
thats all I can think of saying
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-08 13:13:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-10-08 13:08:41 (#)
Ranking: 1
And that user smemma, is it your alter or jeaneee's?
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Not mine. I doubt it's Jeanneee's either, as she never actually posts anything.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-08 13:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oathmeal, you just can't seem to shut up, can you?
They have pills to help with that, called cyanide...
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-10-08 13:09:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-10-08 13:08:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
He didn't sound that bad, and I know rap. Stupid post though. And that user smemma, is it your alter or jeaneee's?
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-08 13:07:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-08 13:05:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
Fag.
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At least I pronounced your name right.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-08 13:05:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fag.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-10-08 13:04:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nah. Finnish. Well, Finnish crossed with Czech.
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Only Americans refer to their nationality in such obtuse terms.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-08 12:59:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-10-08 12:57:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-08 12:56:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-10-08 12:55:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
DILLWEED? How old are you? 13?
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Yes.
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Oh, how pithy, I'm just going to assume you have some French in you, rendering you even more of a laughing stock.
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Nah. Finnish. Well, Finnish crossed with Czech.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-10-08 12:57:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-08 12:56:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-10-08 12:55:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
DILLWEED? How old are you? 13?
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Yes.
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Oh, how pithy, I'm just going to assume you have some French in you, rendering you even more of a laughing stock.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-08 12:56:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-10-08 12:55:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
DILLWEED? How old are you? 13?
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Yes.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-10-08 12:55:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
DILLWEED? How old are you? 13?
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-08 12:53:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-08 12:47:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
Usually I'd +2 a tribute like this
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A TRIBUTE???
Don't flatter yourself, dillweed.
You got barely a mention. Which, is fitting considering your worth (of course I don't mean monetarily).
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-10-08 12:51:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Most heated!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-08 12:47:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought I'd seen all the gayness on Earth in your posts and reviews....
And now you've topped even that.
Not only was this "rap" dumber than fuck, you sound like a retard. A GAY retard.
You're like a 12 year old, except most 12 year olds these days get more pussy than you do.
Usually I'd +2 a tribute like this but this sucked.
Now go waaaah, waaah, waaah somewhere...and send me ANOTHER email. Oh...We're still waiting for that letter, asshole.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-08 12:43:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Time to cross Country with Rap, call it Crap, and flush it...
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-08 12:37:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Steak, calm down. There's very little that's serious about a rap diss. Sheesh.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-10-08 12:37:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
For some reason I actually listened to this. You sound like such a fucking gaylord, you have the rhythm of a plank of wood and think that .wav is an acceptable file format.
You are sir, a total cunt.
Submitted by smemma (user info) at 2006-10-08 12:35:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
sound quality could have been a LOT better. still funny
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-10-08 12:32:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dammit Oath. I said calm down. I said back off. I said let it go. You really can't shut the fuck up can you. This is ME talikng here. Stop this now. post something over it to get it off the front, then be done with it. You take this too seriously.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-10-08 12:30:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
he's like the next eminem
with one "m"