A story about rudeboys (an excuse to post my MS Paint masterpiece) (409 hits)
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Submitted by mynameisandy (View user info) at 2006-10-08 15:33:18 EDT
I was waiting for a bus at the station the other day when I was approached by some urban clowns, they couldn't be a day over 16. I think they had been fire walking as they all had limps, one had a cap that I swear was so high off his head that it was defying the laws of physics. Then the ringleader (identifiable by his half formed tash) spoke:
"White boy, white boy. You got a cigarette for me blad?"
I took a drag from my cigarette "No sorry, I dont smoke." then looked away.
"You fink you funny innit. Ey, myman finks he's a jooooker. Pussy!"
I couldn't have been less intimidated, and I am by no means a man who enjoys a ruck, I weigh close to nine stone and recently lost an arm wrestle to my friends 14 year old sister.
Tash boy spoke again:
"What you got for me blud?" what a cheeky fucker "Nothing, what you got for me?" I was pushing it slightly I know, he looked angry "What, what, what blud?! Dont get brave yeah, or me an' my boiz will bus' yo' claat! You get me?"
Then my bus arrived
"What? Sorry, my bus is here I have to go, it was nice meeting you." as I got on the bus I could hear them behined me, muttering on about how much of a pussy I was, and of course that I was racist. They then had the immense bravery to wait for my bus to pull away before they continued their jouvenile taunts, running alongside the bus banging on the window "Myman's a pussy, we gonna bus' you white boy, WE GONNA BUS' YO' CLAAAAAT!". I smiled and waved as I went passed. I turned to face the rest of the passengers on the bus, feeling very proud of myself, a pretty girl sitting opposite me looked me in the eye and gave me a "well played" look and smiled at me.
I felt like a hero.... And well, I was!
True story.
I haven't lost any sleep over this yet, and I'm not sure if I've seen them loitering around the station since. But then they are pretty indistinguishable from one another, so I find it (as i'm sure you do) very hard to identify them. This makes the polices job alot harder.
I will continue my mockery of their culture, attire and attitudes until I am ultimately stabbed and/or shot.
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Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-10-09 11:51:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-09 11:36:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-08 15:48:50 EDT (#)
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Repost please
Submitted by Hobocore (user info) at 2006-10-08 15:42:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-08 15:42:19 EDT (#)
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bmps make teh baby jebus cry- repost as a jpg quick
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-08 15:42:10 EDT (#)
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HURRY REPOST IT AS A .JPG FILE OR THEY WILL -2 YOU INTO OBLIVION
It's a tradition here at Uber -- anyone who posts a BMP file gets -2'd.
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2006-10-08 15:40:55 EDT (#)
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Made me smile