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Turtle rape caught on tape... (1088 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 1.27 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Aeneas (View user info) at 2006-10-08 15:58:50 EDT


Ok, I know this is a link which I'm giving and I had absolutely nothing to do with video-taping it but I enjoyed this and thought it might be a good idea to share it with you kind folks. (So feel free to -2 away since it wasn't original) Anyway, my favourite bit was probably the bit at the end (*SPOILERS COMING UP*) when the turtle mounts her.

For some strange reason I started watching this video without an erection and by the time I had finshed I had one.


http://www.noob.us/humor/turtle-rape-caught-on-tape/






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Submitted by GoldPlatedOrange (user info) at 2006-10-11 15:31:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I came.... Twice.

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-10-10 21:49:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I needed that laugh...

Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2006-10-09 23:21:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Turtles are awesome.

Submitted by Aeneas (user info) at 2006-10-09 10:01:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-08 20:36:17 (#)
Ranking: 1

HAHA

WTF

it scared me when it started making noise.

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Heh heh, the spanking part was good too. At first I thought it was just graphics or editting or somehing but they actually do that..

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-08 20:37:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Damitrius (user info) at 2006-10-08 16:54:08 (#)
Ranking: 1

Cool link. Im glad RePet let us all know he had seen it before and that it wasnt graphic enough him. Your comment was astounding RePet. Now go kill yourself.
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hahahahaha

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-08 20:36:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

HAHA

WTF

it scared me when it started making noise.

Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-10-08 19:34:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

that rhymes

Submitted by Damitrius (user info) at 2006-10-08 16:54:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Cool link. Im glad RePet let us all know he had seen it before and that it wasnt graphic enough him. Your comment was astounding RePet. Now go kill yourself.

Submitted by RePet (user info) at 2006-10-08 16:31:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Already seen it. And like 90% of it is just their shells smacking together.

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-08 16:18:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

LOJOPE

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-10-08 16:17:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

:)

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-08 16:10:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Tortuga Mierda.

Turtle Shit.


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