A story about rudeboys (with jpeg) (1129 hits)
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Submitted by mynameisandy (View user info) at 2006-10-08 16:00:44 EDT
I was waiting for a bus at the station the other day when I was approached by some urban clowns, they couldn't be a day over 16. I think they had been fire walking as they all had limps, one had a cap that I swear was so high off his head that it was defying the laws of physics. Then the ringleader (identifiable by his half formed tash) spoke:
"White boy, white boy. You got a cigarette for me blad?"
I took a drag from my cigarette "No sorry, I dont smoke." then looked away.
"You fink you funny innit. Ey, myman finks he's a jooooker. Pussy!"
I couldn't have been less intimidated, and I am by no means a man who enjoys a ruck, I weigh close to nine stone and recently lost an arm wrestle to my friends 14 year old sister.
Tash boy spoke again:
"What you got for me blud?" what a cheeky fucker "Nothing, what you got for me?" I was pushing it slightly I know, he looked angry "What, what, what blud?! Dont get brave yeah, or me an' my boiz will bus' yo' claat! You get me?"
Then my bus arrived
"What? Sorry, my bus is here I have to go, it was nice meeting you." as I got on the bus I could hear them behined me, muttering on about how much of a pussy I was, and of course that I was racist. They then had the immense bravery to wait for my bus to pull away before they continued their jouvenile taunts, running alongside the bus banging on the window "Myman's a pussy, we gonna bus' you white boy, WE GONNA BUS' YO' CLAAAAAT!". I smiled and waved as I went passed. I turned to face the rest of the passengers on the bus, feeling very proud of myself, a pretty girl sitting opposite me looked me in the eye and gave me a "well played" look and smiled at me.
I felt like a hero.... And well, I was!
True story.
I haven't lost any sleep over this yet, and I'm not sure if I've seen them loitering around the station since. But then they are pretty indistinguishable from one another, so I find it (as i'm sure you do) very hard to identify them. This makes the polices job alot harder.
I will continue my mockery of their culture, attire and attitudes until I am ultimately stabbed and/or shot.
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Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-11-04 08:04:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
no. past.
Submitted by mynameisandy (user info) at 2006-11-04 07:54:50 EST (#)
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Shit! "passed" is right, I really am a retard!
Submitted by mynameisandy (user info) at 2006-11-04 07:36:55 EST (#)
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"as I went passed"
"polices"
I'm a retard.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-10-09 10:42:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mynameisandy (user info) at 2006-10-09 10:02:12 (#)
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Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-10-09 09:45:49 (#)
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Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-10-08 22:57:47 (#)
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Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-10-08 21:43:32 (#)
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I hate british people. You and your crazy slang.
I thought this was gonna be about ska kids.
Sorry Hitlers, would you prefer it if I were to referre to them as niggers??
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Dont get brave yeah, or me an' my boiz will bus' yo' claat! You get me.
Submitted by mynameisandy (user info) at 2006-10-09 10:02:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-10-09 09:45:49 (#)
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Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-10-08 22:57:47 (#)
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Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-10-08 21:43:32 (#)
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I hate british people. You and your crazy slang.
I thought this was gonna be about ska kids.
Sorry Hitlers, would you prefer it if I were to referre to them as niggers??
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-10-09 09:45:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-10-08 22:57:47 (#)
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Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-10-08 21:43:32 (#)
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I hate british people. You and your crazy slang.
I thought this was gonna be about ska kids.
Submitted by Entaran (user info) at 2006-10-09 09:07:49 EDT (#)
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Absolutely hilarious.
God damned derelicts of society.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-10-09 08:14:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-10-09 08:07:00 (#)
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If this was Glasgow you would be dead
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Truth. Someone nearly chibbed me on Buchanan Street for bumping into them.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-10-09 08:07:00 EDT (#)
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If this was Glasgow you would be dead
Submitted by LT (user info) at 2006-10-09 02:35:58 EDT (#)
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Well played
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-10-08 22:57:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-10-08 21:43:32 (#)
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I hate british people. You and your crazy slang.
I thought this was gonna be about ska kids.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-08 22:39:06 EDT (#)
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you hard cunt
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-08 22:33:29 EDT (#)
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I love British/Irish slang, and also girls called Sandy.
Feckin culchy.
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-10-08 21:43:32 EDT (#)
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I hate british people. You and your crazy slang.
I thought this was gonna be about ska kids.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-08 21:16:12 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-10-08 20:22:49 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2006-10-08 17:21:53 EDT (#)
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Because not bmp anymore
Submitted by Damitrius (user info) at 2006-10-08 16:49:09 EDT (#)
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Nice story.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-10-08 16:47:22 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-10-08 16:20:41 EDT (#)
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Meh. In leicester everythings backwards. The rudeboys are white.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-08 16:19:51 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by PrescriptionX (user info) at 2006-10-08 16:17:10 EDT (#)
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Next time flick your cigarette butt into the leader's face as you get on the bus "Here's your smoke son!" With a big grin.
Submitted by mynameisandy (user info) at 2006-10-08 16:13:33 EDT (#)
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ok, no one bother reviewing this version... or the bmp one obviously... there is ANOTHER jpeg one you can rate. It's exactly the same, but I may aswell have all my reviews on one post.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-10-08 16:07:10 EDT (#)
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Yeah I kinda liked this.
Submitted by mynameisandy (user info) at 2006-10-08 16:01:54 EDT (#)
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Oopsy, clicked on the wrong file before. Hope you enjoy the stupid picture, it's very accurate!