Intelligent Design (1269 hits)
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Submitted by UberMadness! (View user info) at 2006-10-09 14:30:19 EDT
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Entry 1
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Entry 2
Lightning flashed through the narrow openings in the wall as Johann worked diligently at his table to complete his latest project. In that brief moment of illumination, if one observed closely enough, they would have seen a solitary tear meandering its way from the corner of Johann's eye, rolling down his unshaven cheek, and lingering for a moment on his chin before casting itself to the floor in an act of suicide."They kicked us out of town," Johann muttered under his breath, barely audible. "They just don't understand us. Dumbkoffs. But we don't need them, now, do we?" He paused for a moment, waiting for an answer, and then resumed his work after an emphatically pregnant pause of silence. He didn't need an answer, nor did he expect one - Johann was accustomed to solitude, anyhow - at least ever since his childhood experiments...
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"Johann! Where are you? Come inside for dinner!"
Ignoring his mother's cries, Johann continued to observe his animals behind the courtyard of his parent's castle. A pile of dehydrated schneckeköpfe and hieb eyes laid next to him, evidence of his experiments. Much to his surprise, the snails were able to regenerate their heads, and the blinded bats could still find their way in the dark.
Now, kneeling over a nest of dehydrated mice with an eyedropper and a tin cup of water, Johann was determined to attempt a resurrection of the nearly-dead rodents. As he infused the first dose of liquid into a mouse, footsteps stormed around the courtyard and a heavy hand grabbed him by the forearm, lifting him off of the ground.
"Johann! What are you doing?" rasped his father, out of breath from years of smoking. "Your mother called you for dinner five minutes ago!" Herschell's eyes fell on the ground and saw the eclectic collection of tiere. "Oh, mein Gott..." he stammered. "You dare to play God?! Inside! Now!"
"But, Father, it is for our own good!" screamed Johann as his angry father dragged him away. "I am not finished! Let me go!"
When Johann returned to the back of the courtyard later that evening, under the cover of darkness, he carefully inspected the mouse nest. Everything seemed to be just as he had left it...except for the absence of the mouse that he had hydrated.
Five minutes later, he found the resurrected mouse digging in the field grass seven metres away from the nest, searching for food. Johann beamed from ear to ear as he recognized the significance of his accomplishment.
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Reaching into a boiling vat on the adjacent burning woodpile, Johann extracted and applied the final tegument to the body, still steaming, with the precision of a surgeon. He took a few steps back, gazed serenely at the table, and smiled. "And they said it couldn't be done. They said that intelligent design has no place in science. Nein, they shall see now that intelligent design IS the apex of science! All that remains now is the Atem des Lebens."
The rain pounded harder outside. Turning away for a moment, Johann bent over to stoke the fire below his vats. Not more than two seconds after his back was turned, a stray bolt of lightning shot through a single window, striking both Johann and the table. The electrical force knocked Johann to the ground. His eyes rolled back and his world blackened as his head slammed into the vat, rendering him unconscious.
When Johann woke up a few minutes later, the table was empty, a charred silhouette burned into the top. "Damn it!" he shouted. "Weeks of work, ruined! Where is she?"
"Hello, father," uttered Johann's deceased daughter of five years as she slowly crawled out from underneath the table and stood over his crumpled figure.
Entry 1:
absolutes
Adamdidit2u
Antioxident
apollo88
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darko
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DeathJester
DonkeyOnTheEdge
EchoBoxing
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GetNakeddd
hairycoo
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jgreening
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munkeypants
NerfHerder
nyxmar
Phallic_Cymbals
polyamorousaj
rad1101
Saffron
Sepsis
simple_catalyst
Slash
Wiggles
30 eligible votes (30 total) *
Entry 2:
Amontillado
Arizhel
Axolotl
BadAssJulie
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Bigmike
BLITZKREIG_BOB
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CaptainThorns
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Coleslaw_Murphy
coley
Confuzitron
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Cracked_out_cali
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Davros
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ELG
FilthyAssistant
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Genko
ghola
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HighVoltage900
Hirilnara
HotWillie
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Orgasmatron
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73 eligible votes (84 total) *
* Eligible votes are those made by users who had either (A) posted 3+ messages OR (B) written 100+ [lowered from 750+] reviews as of the beginning of the UberMadness! competition.
User Reviews
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-20 16:36:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought about including all of that at the bottom of my story, but decided not to as I felt it would detract from the flow and direction.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-20 16:35:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I meant to put this up last Friday but forgot about it...it's the background behind my story:
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Paranormal Weekly, 23-Oct 2000:
What many people do not know is that Victor Frankenstein was based on the real-life Johann Konrad Dippel (1673-1734), a kind of 18th century mad scientist who was born in 1673 in Germany at - believe it or not - Castle Frankenstein.
Educated as a physician, Dippel set up a laboratory at Castle Frankenstein near Darmstadt, Germany where he would be free to conduct his bizarre experiments. Dippel (who often went by the name Konrad Frankensteina) spent a lot of his time with his hobby of alchemy. Like Victor Frankenstein, Dippel was also fascinated by the possibility of immortality through scientific means. He really did use the parts of butchered animals and exhumed human corpses in his vain attempt to "engender life in the dead," in his own words.
Unlike his literary and cinematic "decedents," Dippel did not rig up the body parts to elaborate lightning-powered gizmos and spark generators. Rather he boiled everything - skin, muscle, bone, blood, hair and organs - in large vats. When the surrounding community got wind of what Dippel was up to, maybe they didn't storm his castle with torches, shovels and rakes, but they did kick him out of town.
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The Guardian, 11-Jun 2001:
An 18th century Roman Catholic priest who blinded bats, decapitated snails and brought dried microscopic creatures back to life was the prototype for all subsequent diabolical scientists in literature and film, according to a new investigation.
Lazzaro Spallanzani, professor of natural history at Pavia University in the late 18th century and a member of Britain's Royal Society, reported that he had obtained "resurrection after death" by adding water to tiny dehydrated animals.
The scientist-priest became disturbed by the metaphysical implications of what he had done, and wrote to Voltaire asking what he thought happened to the animals' souls while they were dead. "When a man like you announces that he has brought the dead back to life we have to believe him," Voltaire wrote back. "If there is someone, sir, that has the right to explain this mystery, this person is you."
Spallanzani, who died in 1799, cut the heads off snails to see whether they would grow back, discovered that blinded bats could still find their way in the dark, showed that natural chemicals inside the body digested food, and was the first to observe white blood cells.
An Italian researcher claims the priest, Lazzaro Spallanzani, was the model used by Ernst Hoffmann in his 1815 story Der Sandmann, about a scientist who builds a beautiful female robot which drives a young man insane.
Hoffman wrote the story a year before Mary Shelley wrote her Gothic novel Frankenstein, which is often considered the fountainhead of science fiction.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-13 15:03:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-10-13 13:50:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
Captain...
Yes, I forfeited. But it's not my fault that people voted for me. Clearly, you suck. :p
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And you swallow. :p
Or so I'm told.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-10-13 13:50:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Captain...
Yes, I forfeited. But it's not my fault that people voted for me. Clearly, you suck. :p
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-13 12:02:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Since it's past the witching hour now...
I penned entry 2.
Yes, I won against a forfeit, despite all of you crazy fuckers that voted FOR the forfeit. :-p
Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2006-10-12 00:54:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
meh, number 2 weren't bad
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-12 00:45:26 EDT (#)
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Well this one was easy wasn't it?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-10-11 21:44:26 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2006-10-11 13:37:19 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-10-11 12:30:23 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-10-11 11:06:38 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2006-10-11 10:54:08 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2006-10-11 08:37:37 EDT (#)
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why not
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-10-11 08:26:30 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2006-10-11 05:16:36 EDT (#)
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I know its a forfeit, but I liked that wordsearch better.
I dont have to explain myself.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-10-11 02:36:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm actually voting for a forfeit.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-11 01:39:01 EDT (#)
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huh
Submitted by absolutes (user info) at 2006-10-11 01:28:17 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-10-10 23:57:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
entry 2 shoulda thrown in the towel too
Submitted by peckerhead (user info) at 2006-10-10 23:05:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-10-10 21:25:22 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2006-10-10 20:32:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No contest
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-10-10 18:29:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-10-10 17:52:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Saffron (user info) at 2006-10-10 17:10:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it bad that the forfeit was more interesting ? Can I vote none of the above ?
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:35:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-10-10 16:10:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You asshole, entry #1
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-10-10 15:51:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shame on you.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-10-10 15:46:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope that wordsearch was supposed to be ironic, because if not I now look like a tool.
Submitted by NabiscoGod (user info) at 2006-10-10 14:50:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by kybernetikum (user info) at 2006-10-10 14:37:23 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-10-10 13:24:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Saw the forfeit and voted for the other one.
Submitted by calbearspolo (user info) at 2006-10-10 13:21:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
#2 wasn't a forfeit. But there was so much zombie potential.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-10-10 13:18:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
noir
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-10 12:31:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SHIT!
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-10-10 12:24:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's not so much pro-#2 as it is anti-#1
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2006-10-10 11:44:49 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by helbling (user info) at 2006-10-10 11:36:47 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2006-10-10 11:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no choice, I guess
Submitted by intellismartness (user info) at 2006-10-10 10:55:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why did author 1 even bother with that?
I'd almost ask the same question to number 2, but the title was shit.
bleh
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-10-10 10:04:46 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-10-10 09:42:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
horror...nice
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-10-10 09:32:08 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-10-10 09:03:27 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-10-10 08:10:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't think I need to comment on this decision.
Submitted by Hirilnara (user info) at 2006-10-10 07:03:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
A decent story, certainly not one I'd pick a forfeit over.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-10 06:34:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by LT (user info) at 2006-10-10 06:29:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-10-10 05:29:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
weak
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-10-10 04:00:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Shaun_Rocks (user info) at 2006-10-10 02:24:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How can you forfeit when you get a title like this?
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-10-10 01:48:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hdnhbjgvyfdrtrrtyuikl;
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-10-10 01:31:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
schneckeköpfe wooooooooooo
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-10-10 00:40:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
heh
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-10-10 00:07:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Arizhel (user info) at 2006-10-10 00:01:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Pretty cool.
It was a damn sight better than a forfeit.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-10-09 22:26:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha what a freaky picture
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-09 21:33:54 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2006-10-09 21:07:26 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Slash (user info) at 2006-10-09 21:01:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-09 21:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
#1 - Um...
#2 - It was okay. the tale felt somewhat unfinished, somewhat rushed I supposed.
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2006-10-09 20:55:52 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-10-09 20:48:26 EDT (#)
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Powerful. Moving. Entry 1 has my vote
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-09 20:08:38 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-10-09 20:01:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Hello, father," uttered Johann's deceased daughter of five years as she slowly crawled out from underneath the table and stood over his crumpled figure.
NOW THAT IS WRITING
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-10-09 19:59:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-10-09 19:56:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was almost tempted to vote for entry 1.
Sorry.
-Dave
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-10-09 19:56:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by BananaPhone (user info) at 2006-10-09 19:48:30 EDT (#)
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Auto-win zombie children!
WOOOOOOO FEAR THE DEAD BABIES WOOOOOOOO
Submitted by Magicaddict (user info) at 2006-10-09 19:44:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The foreit nearly won. I just didn't like #2, but at least they submitted something.
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2006-10-09 19:26:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't love entry two, but it was much better than the forfeit.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-10-09 19:17:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MOST BRILLIANT POST EVER. MOST WILL NOT UNDERSTAND HOW DEEP THE MEANING OF IT IS.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-10-09 19:11:57 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-09 19:09:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-10-09 18:57:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
"Johann! You off playing God AGAIN? Mein lieben!"
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-10-09 18:41:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Is that Tim Burton's wife, whatshername?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-10-09 18:27:47 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-09 18:18:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-09 15:54:10 (#)
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DAMMIT, IT'S PRONOUNCED...FRONKEN-STEEN!!!!!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-09 18:17:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Congrats on moving on entry two, but I really liked this forfeit.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-10-09 18:08:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
NO FUCKING CONTEST. BETTER LUCK NEXT YEAR AUTHOR 2!
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-10-09 18:04:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I had to vote for two. I was tempted to vote for one though.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-10-09 17:36:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by rillins (user info) at 2006-10-09 17:26:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-09 17:24:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by thedominator (user info) at 2006-10-09 17:21:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-09 17:21:03 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by nyxmar (user info) at 2006-10-09 17:09:29 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-10-09 17:07:07 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2006-10-09 16:49:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
2 was good but sorta predictable...
I liked the foreign context though.
Submitted by justagirl27 (user info) at 2006-10-09 16:46:40 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-10-09 16:37:48 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-10-09 16:27:37 EDT (#)
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bah
Submitted by ELG (user info) at 2006-10-09 16:26:45 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2006-10-09 16:25:31 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-10-09 16:15:27 EDT (#)
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i hope i'm against a forfeit.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-09 16:11:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Hello, father," uttered Johann's deceased daughter of five years as she slowly crawled out from underneath the table and stood over his crumpled figure.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-10-09 16:05:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus Christ, #2 was like excerpts from something bigger. I actually liked what I read, but damn, there should have been more.
And #1, that is a very STYLISH forfeit. Wouldn't suprise me if it got you some votes.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-10-09 16:02:45 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-09 15:54:10 EDT (#)
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DAMMIT, IT'S PRONOUNCED...FRONKEN-STEEN!!!!!
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2006-10-09 15:46:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wanted to vote for #1 in every possible way, because it was just so damn clever.
But if they posted a forfeit before the deadline, they must really not want to be in the competition. So I'll comply.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-10-09 15:42:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
#2 seemed really rushed. If you had taken your time, this could have been really good. Lucky you went up against a forfeit.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-09 15:36:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
voted for 2 before i read it. don't disappoint me 2.
sorry 1, i may be doing the same thing myself, so i feel your pain.
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2006-10-09 15:32:32 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-10-09 15:28:41 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-10-09 15:27:02 EDT (#)
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honestly, would this really have been that hard to beat?
Submitted by WingedFoote (user info) at 2006-10-09 15:23:22 EDT (#)
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aren't there a few more days before entries are due? did you really need to run up the white flag so early?
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-10-09 15:21:38 EDT (#)
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Um, OK.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-09 15:01:25 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-10-09 15:00:41 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-10-09 14:59:14 EDT (#)
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Way to not forfeit.
Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2006-10-09 14:58:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, guess I have to go with #2.
But #1 gave me a pretty good laugh. Classy.
Submitted by PokeyMen (user info) at 2006-10-09 14:50:59 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-09 14:48:07 EDT (#)
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though I must say, that was a creative way to forfeit.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-09 14:47:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by satchel (user info) at 2006-10-09 14:46:16 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-09 14:45:52 EDT (#)
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Tough decision.
NOT.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-09 14:45:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no comment needed
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-10-09 14:44:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shocking.
He made a potion to bring things back to life and it worked?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-09 14:41:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why not...
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-09 14:36:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FAG.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-10-09 14:35:58 EDT (#)
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I will read this later
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-09 14:33:33 EDT (#)
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I want that graphic posted on every forfeit.
I just tried to spell 'graphic' as 'graffic.'
Other than that ZOMBIE BABIES.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-10-09 14:32:17 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-10-09 14:31:14 EDT (#)
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No Comment